The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Tunafishisgood]

Originally Posted by Furyofthewolves

yeah... we went off topic by a lot

off topic party last night? I missed it

[DJ_RockmanX]

Continue the genderbending conversations. I'm trying to fix this mess.

[Ithekro]

I get the feeling DxM's comment was taking out of context, resulting in the name change. I believe the comment was to create a "new" thread with the "Universe" title, to hold everything else that wasn't related to the Genderbending theme of this thread.

Where were we before the H-scenes started early this morning? What section of the light novels are we working on perfecting?

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Ithekro

I get the feeling DxM's comment was taking out of context, resulting in the name change. I believe the comment was to create a "new" thread with the "Universe" title, to hold everything else that wasn't related to the Genderbending theme of this thread.

That, or rename the Ontology thread to promote all that scientific discussion that derailed the thread countless times.

Originally Posted by Ithekro

Where were we before the H-scenes started early this morning? What section of the light novels are we working on perfecting?

Kaisos is on chapter 5 I believe.

[Forceflow]

i think we have our fetishes down n ready. People, we need to start churning out porn scripts~

[CanadaAotS]

Originally Posted by Forceflow

i think we have our fetishes down n ready. People, we need to start churning out porn scripts~

Yeah. I've decided I'm going to write out each scene, textually graphic parts and all. After work today perhaps, although I seem to work better on it at night

Partially related: downloaded a 2 GB Haruhi doujin pack, I'm going to look through them all to get a better idea of what I'll be writing (describing?) during the h-scenes.
Besides the fact that I just want to have 2 GB of Haruhi doujins


Anyway, back to the novel. I'm reading Volume 2 Chapter 1, and it seems when Volume 2 rolls around, Kyon starts thinking about Mikuru a LOT.
But Kyonko won't be attracted to Mitsuuru in that way... How will that get bent to conform to the whole "Kyon-nee-chan" bit?
And we also have to introduce butler Mitsuuru before the end of this volume, since he'll have "Accumulated enough manly points" to "level up" to a butler for the next Volume.

Making Haruki knowledgable in RPG's doesn't seem like too bad of an idea

[Ithekro]

Why do I have thoughts of Kyonko (using a slightly altered Chiaki Minami voice) going "Mitsuuru-nee-sama"? And why do I really, really, want to hear that?

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Ithekro

Why do I have thoughts of Kyonko (using a slightly altered Chiaki Minami voice) going "Mitsuuru-nee-sama"? And why do I really, really, want to hear that?

Because Haruka-nee-sama IS amazing, and it's impossible to shut that out of this project.

[Ithekro]

That is probably it. Though hearing Minorin as Kyon-chan in Haruki and being able to not flash to her being Nagato would be amazing as well.

[otai]

Originally Posted by CanadaAotS

I don't know why, but I just can't get neko-shoujo kyonko going "Nya~n" out of my head.

Good thing or bad thing? lol. I think my brain will brake has broken from cuteness overload.

Edit: hahaha ok, Neko-shoujo scene, Yuuki pops in just before and actually turns Kyonko into a neko-girl. So she'll have an actual tail and ears, and she won't be able to help but say "Nya~n" after all her sentences.

Kyon makes the appropriate snarky comment to which he gets scratched by Kyonko's claws hahaha.
Also, I could do without combat waitress since it's similar to the made outfit, but damn, Cheerleader... I don't think I want to give up anything on the list of 8 we have already.

If that isn't deus sex machina, nothing is.

Well, Kyonko will fit right in doing Motteke! Sailor Fuku, with her ponytail and DFC.

[Red225]

Originally Posted by Ithekro

I get the feeling DxM's comment was taking out of context, resulting in the name change. I believe the comment was to create a "new" thread with the "Universe" title, to hold everything else that wasn't related to the Genderbending theme of this thread.

The thread was clearly remade in its entirety due to our Danchou's unfulfilled desires!

Originally Posted by Ithekro

Where were we before the H-scenes started early this morning? What section of the light novels are we working on perfecting?

The last bit I could find was, *cough*, my editjob of Remote Island Syndrome. A couple of things out of place there, I thought.

EDIT: Ahaha at this:

Originally Posted by CanadaAotS

Edit: hahaha ok, Neko-shoujo scene, Yuuki pops in just before and actually turns Kyonko into a neko-girl. So she'll have an actual tail and ears, and she won't be able to help but say "Nya~n" after all her sentences.

Kyon makes the appropriate snarky comment to which he gets scratched by Kyonko's claws hahaha.

If that happens, Kyonko really needs to have a tired *how the hell did I get roped into this deal* sweatdrop expression when catgirled. Then again, she'd probably need that expression during *most* of the scenes that aren't sex.

Kyonko needs equal amounts of snark, though! Perhaps something on the lines of "It's obvious my universe and Haruki came first and made you guys up... this scenario is totally out of a completely male mind. A *broken* male mind."

[Tyabann]

*ahem*

I asked the question earlier of whether the snarky comments are going to be during or after the sex, in each scene.

Because during would be much funnier.

But no one answered last time, so I'm asking again.

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

I asked the question earlier of whether the snarky comments are going to be during or after the sex, in each scene.

Because during would be much funnier.

Why not both?

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

Why not both?

Well, they can do that too.

[Aebliss]

A few pages (alright, dozens of them by now, I imagine) ago, we were discussing ways in which Mitsuru (Big) could lightly teach Kyonko. Offering her milk was a nice idea, but what about him offering her a little gift? Namely, a hair ribbon like Suzumiya Haruh wears? Eh?

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Aebliss

A few pages (alright, dozens of them by now, I imagine) ago, we were discussing ways in which Mitsuru (Big) could lightly teach Kyonko. Offering her milk was a nice idea, but what about him offering her a little gift? Namely, a hair ribbon like Suzumiya Haruh wears? Eh?

Milk as the intro gift, and ribbon as a parting gift perhaps?

And it gives Haruki something to talk about if she wears it the day after Armageddon.

I like this idea. Use it, Kaisos.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

Milk as the intro gift, and ribbon as a parting gift perhaps?

And it gives Haruki something to talk about if she wears it the day after Armageddon.

I like this idea. Use it, Kaisos.

An alice band like Haruhi wears? Doesn't seem to suit Kyon-chan. Just a ribbon to tie her hair up with, though, that works fine.

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

An alice band like Haruhi wears? Doesn't seem to suit Kyon-chan. Just a ribbon to tie her hair up with, though, that works fine.

I wasn't saying alice band. That seems weird on Kyon-chan, I agree.

But Haruki now has a justification to compliment her on her ponytail. And it's all thanks to Mitsuru (big)'s intervention.

Or is this another one of those predetermined things... Ah well. Leave it for that thread whenever it pops up.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

I wasn't saying alice band. That seems weird on Kyon-chan, I agree.

But Haruki now has a justification to compliment her on her ponytail. And it's all thanks to Mitsuru (big)'s intervention.

But she always wears the ponytail. Now she just has a cute yellow ribbon instead.

In fact...

I have an idea.

Since I was going to have Asakura cut her hair tie anyway to set up something with the WAWAWA scene later, I can just have her not wear the ponytail throughout the rest of the volume until the morning after Armageddon.

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

But she always wears the ponytail. Now she just has a cute yellow ribbon instead.

In fact...

I have an idea.

Since I was going to have Asakura cut her hair tie anyway to set up something with the WAWAWA scene later, I can just have her not wear the ponytail throughout the rest of the volume until the morning after Armageddon.

I liked "sudden justification" with the cute new ribbon, but this works better actually. Kind of like how Kyon was freaked out by Haruhi losing the long hair.

Wait, again. Why don't we just incorporate both?