World of Tanks

[Achiuakuna]

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

None of those compare to the king of pans: the IS-3's turret.

That's not the first thing that comes to mind... If you have the second turret of IS-3, go to the top view. It outlines a rather gross phallic symbol.

[Myssa Rei]

... You people, have oddly dirty thoughts about tanks, of all things.

[Achiuakuna]

Well, it certainly doesn't help when your crew says "penetration" every few seconds. At first it was just a few silly kids saying that along with your mom jokes, but after awhile it kind of affects you subconsciously.

[Sumeragi]

Post-200 Stats



58.46% win rate
30.77% survival rate
1.031 kill per game
2057.51 damage per game


My Last Battle








With my new laptop, I have been able to go improve myself further, to the point I seem to not have been a burden to the team. The twin goals of Ace Mastery Badge and 50.5% win rate have been achieved, allowing me to retire Jagdtiger.

Thank you for all you did, Jagdtiger. Rest peacefully.

[RWBladewing]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

Well, it certainly doesn't help when your crew says "penetration" every few seconds. At first it was just a few silly kids saying that along with your mom jokes, but after awhile it kind of affects you subconsciously.

That word seems to bring out the kid in people haha. Any time I have mentioned the game to friends and used that word it has never failed to elicit a snicker/giggle. We are all late 20's/early 30's. I just sigh and stop talking.

[Sumeragi]

My first daughter, Type 3 Chi-Nu Kai, was able to achieve great deeds in her first time on the battlefield. May she continue to blossom on the battlefield, as the vanguard of the Yamato Nadeshiko.

[GHOST EYE]

Originally Posted by Myssa Rei

... You people, have oddly dirty thoughts about tanks, of all things.

That somehow tempts me to look out frying pan erotica, which for my own sake I will refrain from doing.

Curious, who here regularly plays the Cromwell or Hellcat? Looking to platoon with one or two of those in my own Cromwell or Hellcat.

Also contemplating if I should regret not buying the VKP during discount, it looks fun but so many people talk crap about it.

[Myssa Rei]

Originally Posted by GHOST EYE

Curious, who here regularly plays the Cromwell or Hellcat? Looking to platoon with one or two of those in my own Cromwell or Hellcat.

RRW regularly plays the Hellcat, as much like the T49, it's the player with unicum aspiration's tier 6 of choice. Don't look at me, I use a VK 3002 M for my tier 6 needs...

As for the VK 3001 P, uhm...

[Pen3]

I know Achi plays Team Battle, but anyone else here? I played a few and so far its going pretty good.

[Achiuakuna]

Originally Posted by Pen3

I know Achi plays Team Battle, but anyone else here? I played a few and so far its going pretty good.

Wow why are they making you scout so much :_:

[Silver-Throne]

Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Post-200 Stats



58.46% win rate
30.77% survival rate
1.031 kill per game
2057.51 damage per game


My Last Battle








With my new laptop, I have been able to go improve myself further, to the point I seem to not have been a burden to the team. The twin goals of Ace Mastery Badge and 50.5% win rate have been achieved, allowing me to retire Jagdtiger.

Thank you for all you did, Jagdtiger. Rest peacefully.

Nice post game stats. Hold on, you killed a PINOY clan member in that game? I didnt expect that there will be clans like that in other server.What server do you play? Me in SEA(Southeast Asia)/Asia.

I have good game, collected 2 Ace tanker and getting 7 kills in each game. I was playing lag free Wish I could have save it on the computer but I was playing it in Internet Cafe

*Grabs the virtual frying pan from Tempester, calling myself stupid stupid stupid in in each hit*

[Gravitas Free Zone]

With the slow dwindling of scouts, TDs sure seem popular.

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Unless it's KVs.

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I've had several goomba stomp attempts go wrong lately (fortunately none fatally) due to last-second angling or my shooting the target on the way down (which is pretty stylish in itself). But this time I wasn't even going to try.

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We also left cap to kill him because of Your Mom jokes. And guaranteed victory.

[Pen3]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

Wow why are they making you scout so much :_:

Nobody is making me, it is my choice. Even when i team with Sahin i always volunteer to play T1.

[kampfer91]

Pen , what time do you guys organize a team battle ? :/

And Sumerugi , i wonder why i can't find you in the contact list , you play on west server ?

[Pen3]

Originally Posted by kampfer91

Pen , what time do you guys organize a team battle ? :/

And Sumerugi , i wonder why i can't find you in the contact list , you play on west server ?

I play with Sahin and _brick_ for team and its random, but brick usually does it after their clan war.

[GHOST EYE]

Spoiler for NSFW:

Got bored, saw a pic sitting on my desktop and had an urge to do something with it, then this happened.

[Tak]

Originally Posted by GHOST EYE

Spoiler for NSFW:

Got bored, saw a pic sitting on my desktop and had an urge to do something with it, then this happened.

Bored power over 9000!!

No seriously, it looks you were really that bored...

- Tak

[Kimidori]

*read some of the last pages*

[Achiuakuna]

Had my first ace tanker on a loss. Probably because I got more xp because of this new courageous resistance thing?

7 kill loss ugh... :_:

[Gravitas Free Zone]

Originally Posted by Kimidori

*read some of the last pages*

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

Had my first ace tanker on a loss. Probably because I got more xp because of this new courageous resistance thing?
7 kill loss ugh... :_:

It was for the Top Gun... you only get the Courageous Resistance consolation bonus if you get one of the special medals while losing. (Top Gun, Sniper, Steel Wall, etc.)

I'm probably going to unlock the PzSflV today. Then I get to ponder how long I feel like using the gun from the Dicker Max at tier 7 until I break down and burn a bunch of cash to get the 12,8 cm Kanone 40.