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Seitsuki · 2013-08-20, 08:38

All these puns make me want to stab my eyes out with a blunt fork.

How was that for a first try? Was it good?~~

Endless Soul · 2013-08-20, 08:41

I stopped after the first sentence.

Endless "Freaks everywhere" Soul

Ascaloth · 2013-08-20, 08:52

If he thinks that's painful, wait til he sees what he's going to have to fork out for his medical bill.

SaintessHeart · 2013-08-20, 09:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf

What's your point?

The poor man is in pain. No need to skewer his pride any further.

He should hav just gotten a hooker to spoon.

TinyRedLeaf · 2013-08-20, 09:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

He should hav just gotten a hooker to spoon.

Well, the sticking point is that he wouldn't have to use hard measures if he could stand the excitement in the first place.

SaintessHeart · 2013-08-20, 09:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf

Well, the sticking point is that he wouldn't have to use hard measures if he could stand the excitement in the first place.

Well hav some respect for his man pride. A butter knife is still a knife; and knives are tough utensils.

MrTerrorist · 2013-08-20, 10:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf

Doctors remove fork from penis of 70 year old

-Facepalm-

The stupid things people do to pleasure themselves.

EscapeReality · 2013-08-20, 10:34

"It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative."
I approve of this statement.

Lord of Fire · 2013-08-20, 13:29

I find it remarkable enough that he got it in there in the first place.

So, is there a fork fetish yet? If not, than I'd say he just invented it.

ganbaru · 2013-08-20, 21:24

Phillies' top farm club announces funeral winner
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...08-20-22-20-41

Widow who lost $280k home over $6 gets hearing
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...08-19-15-59-45

JokerD · 2013-08-20, 21:30

What the fork was that guy thinking? Even if he came to a fork in his path to find sexual pleasure, this was still too extreme.

(Sorry, this is the best I can do)

Irenicus · 2013-08-22, 03:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokerD

What the fork was that guy thinking? Even if he came to a fork in his path to find sexual pleasure, this was still too extreme.

(Sorry, this is the best I can do)

While I'm not going to knife you over by saying something like "what a spork of a joke," I'm not going to spoon-feed you a lie either --

You don't have the chops for comedy, Dear Joker.

Ascaloth · 2013-08-22, 03:42

Damn, Irenicus, that was to the point.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2013-08-22, 03:59

The utensils of comedy in action here folks.

Chaos2Frozen · 2013-08-22, 04:00

Some of us didn't survive the chopping board though.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2013-08-22, 04:04

Well perhaps something can be recycled from the scraps.

aohige · 2013-08-22, 04:07

The silverware puns are starting to hurt almost as bad as the details of fork-in-penis news.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2013-08-22, 04:08

Well I'm sure we can polish them off soon enough.

Chaos2Frozen · 2013-08-22, 04:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by aohige

The silverware puns are starting to hurt almost as bad as the details of fork-in-penis news.

Lol, forkin' penis... I see what you did there

JokerD · 2013-08-22, 04:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irenicus

While I'm not going to knife you over by saying something like "what a spork of a joke," I'm not going to spoon-feed you a lie either --

You don't have the chops for comedy, Dear Joker.

Ouch, that was like a stab to the ***** <=insert word here
Heart

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Seitsuki Onee! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Auckland, NZ	All these puns make me want to stab my eyes out with a blunt fork. How was that for a first try? Was it good?~~ __________________ thanks to Patchy ♥

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Endless Soul Megane girl fan Join Date: May 2011 Location: Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Age: 55	I stopped after the first sentence. Endless "Freaks everywhere" Soul __________________ Signature by ganbaru

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Lord of Fire The Voice of Reason Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The Netherlands Age: 47	I find it remarkable enough that he got it in there in the first place. So, is there a fork fetish yet? If not, than I'd say he just invented it. __________________

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ganbaru books-eater youkai Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Betweem wisdom and insanity	Phillies' top farm club announces funeral winner http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...08-20-22-20-41 Widow who lost $280k home over $6 gets hearing http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...08-19-15-59-45 __________________

2013-08-22, 03:59	Link #10494
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	The utensils of comedy in action here folks. __________________

2013-08-20, 08:52	Link #10483
Ascaloth I don't give a damn, dude Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In Despair Age: 37	If he thinks that's painful, wait til he sees what he's going to have to fork out for his medical bill.

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EscapeReality Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Kazamatsuri City Age: 28	"It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative." I approve of this statement.

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JokerD Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003	What the fork was that guy thinking? Even if he came to a fork in his path to find sexual pleasure, this was still too extreme. (Sorry, this is the best I can do)

2013-08-22, 03:42	Link #10493
Ascaloth I don't give a damn, dude Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In Despair Age: 37	Damn, Irenicus, that was to the point.

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2013-08-22, 04:04	Link #10496
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Well perhaps something can be recycled from the scraps. __________________

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aohige ( ಠ_ಠ) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep	The silverware puns are starting to hurt almost as bad as the details of fork-in-penis news. __________________

2013-08-22, 04:08	Link #10498
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Well I'm sure we can polish them off soon enough. __________________