Favorite quotes, sayings, phrases,etc.

[deathreape98]

On the internet, men are men, women are men, and children are government agents.

bakayaro.

Cease this foolishness. (I say that alot in LA class :P)

And a whole bunch of other self-quotes (cease this foolishness is a self-quote) that I don't feel like posting.

[siya]

Originally Posted by deathreape98

On the internet, men are men, women are men, and children are government agents.

bakayaro.

Cease this foolishness. (I say that alot in LA class :P)

And a whole bunch of other self-quotes (cease this foolishness is a self-quote) that I don't feel like posting.

HOE MAH GOSH! I Love that!!! "On the internet, men are men, women are men, and children are government agents."

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Here's one similar to that, even though it's a bit sexist: With women, no means no, maybe means no, and yes means no.

[siya]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

Here's one similar to that, even though it's a bit sexist: With women, no means no, maybe means no, and yes means no.

lol, That is true with my mother

[Comrade]

Few more ...

Shin, a useful device for finding furniture in dark.

I will live forever, or die trying!

3rd law of Anime: Sound can be heard in space because there is no air to obstruct it.

[Kristen]

Originally Posted by Sephi

*pulls out my .txt were i saved some quotes*

Don't remember who it was that said it except for one of them.

- Do, or do not. There is no 'try -Yoda

- We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction -General McArthy

Added in the references from two I know.


"All who wander are not lost" - Tolkien

[User65554]

"It's so simple a child of six could understand it. Someone bring me a child of six." -Paraphrasing Groucho Marx

"How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese?" -Charles De Gaulle

Edit: This pretty much sums it all up: "I'd like to make a spiritual democracy based on love, but I've no idea who would do the admin." -Russel Brand

[kitto-chan]

My favorite quote from somewhere i heard.

"Only in America can you be allergenic to food, we here in Africa don't have such disease, because if you are allergenic to food you die"

[High_Lord_Demonix]

Yes im bored and these made me laugh so here ya go

"Baby baby what you standing on the corner at 3 in the morning for?"

"im sellin weed" - Dave chappelle

"Control your anger Je Fah Fah" - Jeff dunham

[EXEs]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! Lulz

[Sakura_Kinomoto]

Originally Posted by EXEs

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! Lulz

I was just waiting for someone to say that

Human Life is not negotiable - Serena Butler

Even the expected can be a terrible shock when we have been holding onto threads of hope- Xavier Harkonnen

There are going to be alot more Dune qoutes coming soon lol

[Takeru]

あなたの役割は、何ですか。
"What is your function in life?"

From one of my favorite movies, Survive Style 5 +

Oh, and lest not forget
"THE CAKE IS A LIE!"

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Sakura_Kinomoto

There are going to be alot more Dune qoutes coming soon lol

As you wish....

"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."
---from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
---Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.

Education is no substitute for intelligence.
---Mentat Text One

"Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you a cover up. Real boats rock."
---Darwi Odrade

[Strages]

i really like the "OH" out of azumanga daioh if u know what i mean

and for a reply on this one:

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

As you wish....

"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."
---from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
---Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.

Education is no substitute for intelligence.
---Mentat Text One

"Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you a cover up. Real boats rock."
---Darwi Odrade

yes i am a big fan of dune :P read all of m and got too much quotes of those and other books vut one is always staying with me

dunno where read it preciously in dune and in which book but i htink it sounded something like this:
- the future is not further away then your sleeping pillow - (translated)

[deathreape98]

Yes, I'm crazy. Everybody in my family is crazy. I just have it worse then the rest of them - self quote

"Say what you will, but those cuotl are shiny, and I like shiny" - Rise of Legends

[Shana]

"~desu" - Suiseiseki, Rozen Maiden. lol!

Nah, going serious:

"You lose the same time doing it right than doing it bad" - Anymous. My grandpa said that to me, so maybe he did it

"If you don't want it to be known, don't do it" - Same XD lol. My father says that to me always

but ~desu will always win

[Micaiah]

Just a very few ones that I got for now.

"Truly, if there is evil in this world, it lies within the heart of mankind." - Edward D. Morrison

"Those unforgettable days. For them. I live." - Omoikane

"We are bound by our experiences."

[Qwazar]

" We live from one memorable moment to another. What is in the middle doesn't count. In the end, there are only memories"

"A true man has to have heart in the right place. Between his head and his penis"

"If nobody knows what you are really like, you don't know it yourself"

"People are shallow. If I were to make a game about lesbians with huge swords on marijuana killing aliens on a space station that is actualy a beer factory, it would be a bestseller."

"If you would stop worrying about glass being half full or empty you could actualy go out and enjoy life"

"God is cruel. If God really loved us, he would have given us the same level of imagination as our potential. Imagining what can never happen is far too cruel."

"You shouldn't argue about taste. Especialy if the one you are arguing with has no taste at all"

[Sakura_Kinomoto]

Fire has no form of its own but clings to the burning object. Light clings to darkness- Cogitor Philosophy

[Twisted Reality]

"It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared."
- Kurtz, a character from Apocalypse Now, on the topic of waging war.

"This devoted band called itself the Eldorado Exploring Expedition, and I believe they were sworn to secrecy. Their talk, however, was the talk of sordid buccaneers: it was reckless without hardihood, greedy without audacity, and cruel without courage; there
was not an atom of foresight or of serious intention in the whole batch of them, and they did not seem aware these things are wanted for the work of the world."
- Marlow, from the novel Heart of Darkness, describing the shallowness of colonialists in Africa.

In case you don't know, Heart of Darkness is the novel that was later adapted into them movie Apocalypse Now.

The first, I like mostly because it actually espouses an attitude that you should confront those things inside yourself that you find most repulsive, without flinching, with the sole purpose of learning. An attitude that espouses an unstinting devotion to truth, however unsavory it may be.

The second, mostly because it describes the kind of hypocrites who know how to approximate the forms of "moral behavior" but really only obey them out fear for external consequences. The sort of person who believes he knows the Truth, but was really just that middling student who likes reciting facts to actually knowing something. Basically, they're a hollow and contemptible lot that has no professional or intellectual drive.