The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[shaoron]

which is why i said "looks" with the quote

[dkellis]

Originally Posted by shaoron

gar makes men attracted to MEN.... <_<
a person is said to be GAR if his "looks" are able to attract even straight men.

Okay, fine, but will he be attractive to women? That's what I'm asking.

Also, since I forgot earlier:

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

And is Okabe still going to be a guy teacher with some kind of passion for handball? I'm still all for complete series genderbending. Even with minor characters like that.

Like Yankumi (from Gokusen), perhaps? For those who haven't watched the drama, she's a very perky, enthusiastic, idealistic sort of teacher. There's also a lot more, but I'm leaving it out for the sake of brevity; besides, it's probably not a good idea to make Okabe have ties to the Yakuza.

[shaoron]

Originally Posted by dkellis

Okay, fine, but will he be attractive to women? That's what I'm asking.

ok.. lemme repharse that...

attractive enough that EVEN straight men falls for them.
so attracting women isn't that much of a problem

[CrowKenobi]

Now here's a definition of GAR:

Originally Posted by DocFrance

Sure, many of you know GAR as a yet another retarded 4chan meme, and many of you have probably never heard the term before. Recently, however, the term has become increasingly popular in internet culture, particularly to describe courageous feats and manly attributes. Many claim that GAR is a neologism of the ancient Roman concept of VIRTUS, from which we derive the word "virtue." The proper usage of GAR is often debated, but the general definition is indisputable. Before I pose the topic, though, here's a brief history lesson.

The term GAR originated from a simple typo. In one episode of the animated adaptation of the visual novel "Fate/stay night," the character Archer makes a valiant last stand against an undefeatable enemy in order to allow the other protagonists to escape. After seeing this seen scene, one Anonymous felt so overwhelmed by Archer's manliness that he felt compelled to post the fact that he was "gay for him." A simple typo resulted in the now immortalized message, "I'M GAR FOR ARCHER."

Since then, the term has been used in a similar form (i.e., Dr Unne is GAR for Charlton Heston) to describe a person who exemplifies manliness and deftness, or more in the more extreme sense, a person that one would willingly have sexual relations with despit one's sexual orientation. However, it is more commonly used as a general descriptive adjective (i.e., Charlton Heston is GAR). Many claim the first usage is correct, but the second usage is much more common. In any case, the definition of GAR is very clear.

Clear enough?



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[Tangowr]

[Rikimtasu]

Kyonko got a CV.

No,not those modded from original ones@@
And the other is still on nico:
Hare hare yukai(Kyonko)

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2527969
God Know(Haruki?)

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2521474

[DJ_RockmanX]

@Crow: Thank you for your swift intervention.

@Tangowr: Excellent finds as always.

@Rikimtasu: Not bad.

[shaoron]

@kyonko 's kentai life return

she sounds kinda dead... <_<

[Kang Seung Jae]

Originally Posted by Rikimtasu

Kyonko got a CV.

No,not those modded from original ones@@
And the other is still on nico:

Kyon-chan's voice.

However.... Karuki's voice sucks -_-

[LobsterHime]

no wonder i don't get views, i dont romanize the shit out of everything.

i'm sure these are all uploaded in various states of translation/transliteration by other users already:
female itsuki singing magaare spectacle
kyon-ko singing hare hare yukai (kyon version)
God knows... haruhiko (haruki) ver.
yuki, muon, madobe nite yuuki ver.

2nd and 3rd are same as the niconico links in rikimtasu's latest post.

[panzerfan]

most people that can read the raw source in Japanese have turn to going to Nicovideo mostly.
（何を描く, かな？　　かな？）

[Bean Bandit]

Hmm. The Suggestion about Turning Haruki's hairband into a bandanna/headband is a good one. It doesn't have to change the look from the art already generated, just add some tails down the back of the head, like He ties the bandanna so that it sort of looks like a hairband. (See the Baseball themed 4-koma with Tsuruya and Taniguchi-I'd show you mine but I'm still not happy with it, and I probably shouldn't toss up all my fanart to be critiqued in this thread. It's growing fast enough already. XD)

[mugener]

.

nice butt is much better then big cock for male mikuru.

at least he can turn his head and see the star mole under the right lower side of his waist.

we already have an good example from GGXX : Bridget.

.

[Ascaloth]

For some reason, I don't like the male Computer Club/Kyonoko-as-victim concept. Like I said before, I hardly think Kyonoko would stick around with the SOS-dan after being forced into such a compromising situation like that by Haruki; you can say she's suffering from shock after that, but she's going to regain her wits sooner or later. And once she does, I won't put it past Kyonoko to swear off having anything to do with Haruki altogether, maybe even make a disciplinary report to get him in trouble. Remember, Kyonoko is nowhere near the doormat Mikuru is, and I can't see her not standing up for herself after that.

I think a Mitsuuru cosraped as a maid would work though, on either versions of the Computer Club.

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Ascaloth

For some reason, I don't like the male Computer Club/Kyonoko-as-victim concept. Like I said before, I hardly think Kyonoko would stick around with the SOS-dan after being forced into such a compromising situation like that by Haruki; you can say she's suffering from shock after that, but she's going to regain her wits sooner or later. And once she does, I won't put it past Kyonoko to swear off having anything to do with Haruki altogether, maybe even make a disciplinary report to get him in trouble. Remember, Kyonoko is nowhere near the doormat Mikuru is, and I can't see her not standing up for herself after that.

I think a Mitsuuru cosraped as a maid would work though, on either versions of the Computer Club.

Now here's one of the few that makes sense, in the madness that is this thread. Still working on the Mitsuru thing though.

[renrutal]

Volume 1, chapter 2, the Great SOS Brigade vs the Fujoshi Computer Study Group

Spoiler:

"I so want a computer!"

Ever since the Great SOS Brigade was founded, the Literature Club room started to have more and more stuff besides the rectangular table, steel chairs and book shelf.

In the corner now stood a portable hanger cabinet, a flask and cups, a teapot, a CD/MD playing radio, a freezer, sound recorder, cooking pan, bowl, and all sorts of cooking utensils. Now what? Does he plan for us to live here?

At this moment, Haruki is sitting on a desk he nicked from who-knows-where. For some reason, a black triangular pyramid with the words "Great Brigade Commander" stood on the desk.

"In this information age, we don't even have a computer. This won't do!"

Whoever said that?

Anyway, all the members were here today. Nagato Yuuki was in his usual spot, reading a hardback book about a minor satellite of Saturn falling down, or something like that. Asahina-senpai, who didn't have to come, had still obediently arrived and was seated on a steel chair, looking confused.

Haruki jumped off the desk and ran towards me with a sinister smile.

"Which is why I'm going to obtain one now," Haruki said, like a hunter looking for its prey.

"Obtain one, you mean a computer? From where? You don't plan on robbing an electronics store, do you?"

"Of course not! It's going to be somewhere closer!"

"Follow me!" Asahina-senpai and I complied with Haruki's orders and followed him down the corridor, eventually arriving at the Computer Study Group two rooms away.

I see!

"Here, take this."

Haruki handed me an instant camera.

"Now listen carefully! I'll tell you the plan, and you must follow it no matter what!"

Haruki pulled me down and whispered his "plan" in my ear.

"Wha!? You can't do that!"

"Does it matter?"

Of course it doesn't matter to you, mister! I turned to a puzzled looking Asahina, trying to warn him by winking at him.

You'd better leave at once!

But Asahina-senpai looked surprised at me and started blushing. Oh no, he completely got the wrong idea.

Just as I was about to save Asahina-senpai from certain doom, Haruki had knocked on the Computer Study Group room door.

"Hello there! I've come to collect a computer from you!"

The spacing is similar, but compared to our room, this room was much narrower. The room had boxes everywhere, and each of the crammed desks had a desktop computer on it with headphones. The computer fans whirling away were the only sounds heard in the room.

The four girls sitting on their seats typing on their keyboards all stuck their heads out towards the door to see what Haruki was up to.

"Who's in charge here?"

Haruki smiled pompously. A female student stood up and answered.

"I'm the president, can I help you?"

"Do I have to repeat myself? I just said: give me a computer."

The nameless Computer Study Group president displayed a "What the hell?" expression and violently shook her head.

"That won't do. Because the school doesn't fund us enough, these computers are all bought with our hard-earned money! We can't just give them to you for free. Do you think we're fools?"

"What does it matter? Just one would do, you have plenty anyways!"

"That... wait a moment, who are you guys anyway?"

"I'm Suzumiya Haruki, Commander of the Great SOS Brigade, and these two are Subordinate One and Subordinate Two."

Wait, who decided we're your subordinates!?

"I command you in the name of the Great SOS Brigade: hand over a computer at once! Don't give me any excuses!"

"I don't know who you guys are, but absolutely not! You can go buy your own computers!"

"Since you've said that, we have our ways."

Haruki's eyes glared fearlessly. Oh no, that is a bad omen!

Haruki pushed Asahina-senpai, who was standing awestruck next to him, towards himself, and then he placed his hand on Asahina-senpai's bust.

"Kyaaa~~!!"

"Wha!?"

Click!

At the sound of him screaming, I clicked the camera shutter.

Haruki grabbed Asahina-senpai, preventing him from escaping, and moved his hand down to Asahina's bare abs.

"Kyon! One more picture!"

I reluctantly pressed the shutter again. Asahina-senpai you have my sincerest apologies. Just as Haruki was about to stuff his hand under Asahina-senpai's pants, the president finally spoke.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"

Haruki waved his finger energetically at the furiously blushing president.

"Ummmmm! Do you like it?"

"What kind of joke is this!? Who do you think I am?" The president protested furiously, still very red. I don't understand what's going on.

"I've heard about a certain group of girls who are totally into some really nasty, forbidden-in-school stuff. They even produce their own doujinshi mangas to sell at Comiket, the major part of it all using a very public school club fund..."

"I don't know what you are talking about..."

The president's eyes did not meet Haruki's anymore. She produced a handkerchief to dry her sweaty hands.

"Oh really? Try explaining this!"

Haruki suddenly pushed one of the boxes to the ground. Many books fell from it with their pages wide open.

Asahina-senpai and I blushed very hard at all those man-on-man images. This is sick.

"I-I can explain!"

"But who's going to believe you?"

The president continued to resist.

"My members are witnesses to my innocence! That was not of my own will!"

Her will eh? Who would unwilling collect all that -- I look again at that stash and see some worse images... umm that one is actually NIC... *ahem* -- and keep everything neatly organized in their own room?

The three members who were standing dumbstruck looked at each other and all nodded their heads quite uncertain.

"T-That's right!"

"The president is innocent!"

If Haruki could listen to you guys, then he wouldn't be Suzumiya Haruki. It didn't faze him the least, it was actually making him look even more confident.

"Did you come here to blackmail us?" The final member finally said, defeated.

"No, I came to trade Mitsuruu-kun's exclusive photos of his hottest moments for the computer."

At this instance, my and Asahina-senpai's faces turned white. Oh god, did it really have to come to this?

"S... Suzumiya-san...!"

Asahina-senpai desperately looped his arms around Haruki's feet, but Haruki simply kicked them off. Haruki then lifted his chest and arrogantly said:

"So how about it? Are you trading with us one or not?"

The president's face went from red to infrared, finally turning dark. She was looking past me.

I turned and looked at Asahina-senpai lying on the ground paralyzed. He must be in so much shock that all energy have left him.

While the president was under very heavy thought, giggling even, Haruki pulled more things from another box, checked three or four of them and chose the one in the middle.

"If you do, we might even make him play one." He put the DVD on her face.

"Boku no Sexual Harassment?!"

Having said that, the president had a rocketeering nosebled. Her members all rushed towards her.

"President!"

"Get a hold of yourself!"

"Are you all right?"

The president's head launched back like if it was hit hard by something invisible. Even seeing such a miserable figure I can't find strength to shed a single drop of pity for her.

"Sooo, which one is the latest model?"

You're such a cold-blooded bastard!

"Why should we tell you!?"

The angry members continued their meager resistance, but Haruki simply pointed at me and my camera.

"D... damn it! That one!"

Haruki looked in the direction the member pointed and inspected the model and serial number of the computer. Then, he took out a piece of paper from his skirt pocket.

"I went to the electronics store and asked for a list of the latest models. This doesn't seem to be one of them."

This man has everything so meticulously planned that it's becoming scary.

After inspecting all the other computers, Haruki pointed to one of them.

"I want this one."

"W... wait! We just bought that last month!"

"I could even let you gang-rape him!"

Their eyes sparkled.

"Take it!!" They said in chorus.

Damn pervert girls.

Haruki's greed knew no bounds. After plucking all the cables and wires, he moved all the necessary equipment back to the Literature Club room without consideration. He then had the Computer Study Group people reinstall the wires for us and had them lay two internet cables from their room to ours, so we could use the internet. He even took more photos to get them to set up an intranet for us. His despicable ways are no different from a pimp!

"Asahina-senpai."

Being helpless the whole time, I could only slowly pick up a devastated Asahina-senpai, who was kneeling on the ground, covering his face and sobbing endlessly.

"Let's go back."

"Sob..."

Haruki, you idiot, can't you offer yourself!? For someone who undresses in front of girls without a second thought, this is nothing! I comforted Asahina-senpai, while mumbling about what on earth Haruki wanted a computer for.

Very soon, I would find out.

[Kang Seung Jae]

Originally Posted by renrutal

Volume 1, chapter 2, the Great SOS Brigade vs the Fujoshi Computer Study Group

Spoiler:

"I so want a computer!"

Ever since the Great SOS Brigade was founded, the Literature Club room started to have more and more stuff besides the rectangular table, steel chairs and book shelf.

In the corner now stood a portable hanger cabinet, a flask and cups, a teapot, a CD/MD playing radio, a freezer, sound recorder, cooking pan, bowl, and all sorts of cooking utensils. Now what? Does he plan for us to live here?

At this moment, Haruki is sitting on a desk he nicked from who-knows-where. For some reason, a black triangular pyramid with the words "Great Brigade Commander" stood on the desk.

"In this information age, we don't even have a computer. This won't do!"

Whoever said that?

Anyway, all the members were here today. Nagato Yuuki was in his usual spot, reading a hardback book about a minor satellite of Saturn falling down, or something like that. Asahina-senpai, who didn't have to come, had still obediently arrived and was seated on a steel chair, looking confused.

Haruki jumped off the desk and ran towards me with a sinister smile.

"Which is why I'm going to obtain one now," Haruki said, like a hunter looking for its prey.

"Obtain one, you mean a computer? From where? You don't plan on robbing an electronics store, do you?"

"Of course not! It's going to be somewhere closer!"

"Follow me!" Asahina-senpai and I complied with Haruki's orders and followed him down the corridor, eventually arriving at the Computer Study Group two rooms away.

I see!

"Here, take this."

Haruki handed me an instant camera.

"Now listen carefully! I'll tell you the plan, and you must follow it no matter what!"

Haruki pulled me down and whispered his "plan" in my ear.

"Wha!? You can't do that!"

"Does it matter?"

Of course it doesn't matter to you, mister! I turned to a puzzled looking Asahina, trying to warn him by winking at him.

You'd better leave at once!

But Asahina-senpai looked surprised at me and started blushing. Oh no, he completely got the wrong idea.

Just as I was about to save Asahina-senpai from certain doom, Haruki had knocked on the Computer Study Group room door.

"Hello there! I've come to collect a computer from you!"

The spacing is similar, but compared to our room, this room was much narrower. The room had boxes everywhere, and each of the crammed desks had a desktop computer on it with headphones. The computer fans whirling away were the only sounds heard in the room.

The four girls sitting on their seats typing on their keyboards all stuck their heads out towards the door to see what Haruki was up to.

"Who's in charge here?"

Haruki smiled pompously. A female student stood up and answered.

"I'm the president, can I help you?"

"Do I have to repeat myself? I just said: give me a computer."

The nameless Computer Study Group president displayed a "What the hell?" expression and violently shook her head.

"That won't do. Because the school doesn't fund us enough, these computers are all bought with our hard-earned money! We can't just give them to you for free. Do you think we're fools?"

"What does it matter? Just one would do, you have plenty anyways!"

"That... wait a moment, who are you guys anyway?"

"I'm Suzumiya Haruki, Commander of the Great SOS Brigade, and these two are Subordinate One and Subordinate Two."

Wait, who decided we're your subordinates!?

"I command you in the name of the Great SOS Brigade: hand over a computer at once! Don't give me any excuses!"

"I don't know who you guys are, but absolutely not! You can go buy your own computers!"

"Since you've said that, we have our ways."

Haruki's eyes glared fearlessly. Oh no, that is a bad omen!

Haruki pushed Asahina-senpai, who was standing awestruck next to him, towards himself, and then he placed his hand on Asahina-senpai's bust.

"Kyaaa~~!!"

"Wha!?"

Click!

At the sound of him screaming, I clicked the camera shutter.

Haruki grabbed Asahina-senpai, preventing him from escaping, and moved his hand down to Asahina's bare abs.

"Kyon! One more picture!"

I reluctantly pressed the shutter again. Asahina-senpai you have my sincerest apologies. Just as Haruki was about to stuff his hand under Asahina-senpai's pants, the president finally spoke.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"

Haruki waved his finger energetically at the furiously blushing president.

"Ummmmm! Do you like it?"

"What kind of joke is this!? Who do you think I am?" The president protested furiously, still very red. I don't understand what's going on.

"I've heard about a certain group of girls who are totally into some really nasty, forbidden-in-school stuff. They even produce their own doujinshi mangas to sell at Comiket, the major part of it all using a very public school club fund..."

"I don't know what you are talking about..."

The president's eyes did not meet Haruki's anymore. She produced a handkerchief to dry her sweaty hands.

"Oh really? Try explaining this!"

Haruki suddenly pushed one of the boxes to the ground. Many books fell from it with their pages wide open.

Asahina-senpai and I blushed very hard at all those man-on-man images. This is sick.

"I-I can explain!"

"But who's going to believe you?"

The president continued to resist.

"My members are witnesses to my innocence! That was not of my own will!"

Her will eh? Who would unwilling collect all that -- I look again at that stash and see some worse images... umm that one is actually NIC... *ahem* -- and keep everything neatly organized in their own room?

The three members who were standing dumbstruck looked at each other and all nodded their heads quite uncertain.

"T-That's right!"

"The president is innocent!"

If Haruki could listen to you guys, then he wouldn't be Suzumiya Haruki. It didn't faze him the least, it was actually making him look even more confident.

"Did you come here to blackmail us?" The final member finally said, defeated.

"No, I came to trade Mitsuruu-kun's exclusive photos of his hottest moments for the computer."

At this instance, my and Asahina-senpai's faces turned white. Oh god, did it really have to come to this?

"S... Suzumiya-san...!"

Asahina-senpai desperately looped his arms around Haruki's feet, but Haruki simply kicked them off. Haruki then lifted his chest and arrogantly said:

"So how about it? Are you trading with us one or not?"

The president's face went from red to infrared, finally turning dark. She was looking past me.

I turned and looked at Asahina-senpai lying on the ground paralyzed. He must be in so much shock that all energy have left him.

While the president was under very heavy thought, giggling even, Haruki pulled more things from another box, checked three or four of them and chose the one in the middle.

"If you do, we might even make him play one." He put the DVD on her face.

"Boku no Sexual Harassment?!"

Having said that, the president had a rocketeering nosebled. Her members all rushed towards her.

"President!"

"Get a hold of yourself!"

"Are you all right?"

The president's head launched back like if it was hit hard by something invisible. Even seeing such a miserable figure I can't find strength to shed a single drop of pity for her.

"Sooo, which one is the latest model?"

You're such a cold-blooded bastard!

"Why should we tell you!?"

The angry members continued their meager resistance, but Haruki simply pointed at me and my camera.

"D... damn it! That one!"

Haruki looked in the direction the member pointed and inspected the model and serial number of the computer. Then, he took out a piece of paper from his skirt pocket.

"I went to the electronics store and asked for a list of the latest models. This doesn't seem to be one of them."

This man has everything so meticulously planned that it's becoming scary.

After inspecting all the other computers, Haruki pointed to one of them.

"I want this one."

"W... wait! We just bought that last month!"

"I could even let you gang-rape him!"

Their eyes sparkled.

"Take it!!" They said in chorus.

Damn pervert girls.

Haruki's greed knew no bounds. After plucking all the cables and wires, he moved all the necessary equipment back to the Literature Club room without consideration. He then had the Computer Study Group people reinstall the wires for us and had them lay two internet cables from their room to ours, so we could use the internet. He even took more photos to get them to set up an intranet for us. His despicable ways are no different from a pimp!

"Asahina-senpai."

Being helpless the whole time, I could only slowly pick up a devastated Asahina-senpai, who was kneeling on the ground, covering his face and sobbing endlessly.

"Let's go back."

"Sob..."

Haruki, you idiot, can't you offer yourself!? For someone who undresses in front of girls without a second thought, this is nothing! I comforted Asahina-senpai, while mumbling about what on earth Haruki wanted a computer for.

Very soon, I would find out.

*Laughter*

Okay, I think that turned out all right.

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by renrutal

Volume 1, chapter 2, the Great SOS Brigade vs the Fujoshi Computer Study Group

Spoiler:

"I so want a computer!"

Ever since the Great SOS Brigade was founded, the Literature Club room started to have more and more stuff besides the rectangular table, steel chairs and book shelf.

In the corner now stood a portable hanger cabinet, a flask and cups, a teapot, a CD/MD playing radio, a freezer, sound recorder, cooking pan, bowl, and all sorts of cooking utensils. Now what? Does he plan for us to live here?

At this moment, Haruki is sitting on a desk he nicked from who-knows-where. For some reason, a black triangular pyramid with the words "Great Brigade Commander" stood on the desk.

"In this information age, we don't even have a computer. This won't do!"

Whoever said that?

Anyway, all the members were here today. Nagato Yuuki was in his usual spot, reading a hardback book about a minor satellite of Saturn falling down, or something like that. Asahina-senpai, who didn't have to come, had still obediently arrived and was seated on a steel chair, looking confused.

Haruki jumped off the desk and ran towards me with a sinister smile.

"Which is why I'm going to obtain one now," Haruki said, like a hunter looking for its prey.

"Obtain one, you mean a computer? From where? You don't plan on robbing an electronics store, do you?"

"Of course not! It's going to be somewhere closer!"

"Follow me!" Asahina-senpai and I complied with Haruki's orders and followed him down the corridor, eventually arriving at the Computer Study Group two rooms away.

I see!

"Here, take this."

Haruki handed me an instant camera.

"Now listen carefully! I'll tell you the plan, and you must follow it no matter what!"

Haruki pulled me down and whispered his "plan" in my ear.

"Wha!? You can't do that!"

"Does it matter?"

Of course it doesn't matter to you, mister! I turned to a puzzled looking Asahina, trying to warn him by winking at him.

You'd better leave at once!

But Asahina-senpai looked surprised at me and started blushing. Oh no, he completely got the wrong idea.

Just as I was about to save Asahina-senpai from certain doom, Haruki had knocked on the Computer Study Group room door.

"Hello there! I've come to collect a computer from you!"

The spacing is similar, but compared to our room, this room was much narrower. The room had boxes everywhere, and each of the crammed desks had a desktop computer on it with headphones. The computer fans whirling away were the only sounds heard in the room.

The four girls sitting on their seats typing on their keyboards all stuck their heads out towards the door to see what Haruki was up to.

"Who's in charge here?"

Haruki smiled pompously. A female student stood up and answered.

"I'm the president, can I help you?"

"Do I have to repeat myself? I just said: give me a computer."

The nameless Computer Study Group president displayed a "What the hell?" expression and violently shook her head.

"That won't do. Because the school doesn't fund us enough, these computers are all bought with our hard-earned money! We can't just give them to you for free. Do you think we're fools?"

"What does it matter? Just one would do, you have plenty anyways!"

"That... wait a moment, who are you guys anyway?"

"I'm Suzumiya Haruki, Commander of the Great SOS Brigade, and these two are Subordinate One and Subordinate Two."

Wait, who decided we're your subordinates!?

"I command you in the name of the Great SOS Brigade: hand over a computer at once! Don't give me any excuses!"

"I don't know who you guys are, but absolutely not! You can go buy your own computers!"

"Since you've said that, we have our ways."

Haruki's eyes glared fearlessly. Oh no, that is a bad omen!

Haruki pushed Asahina-senpai, who was standing awestruck next to him, towards himself, and then he placed his hand on Asahina-senpai's bust.

"Kyaaa~~!!"

"Wha!?"

Click!

At the sound of him screaming, I clicked the camera shutter.

Haruki grabbed Asahina-senpai, preventing him from escaping, and moved his hand down to Asahina's bare abs.

"Kyon! One more picture!"

I reluctantly pressed the shutter again. Asahina-senpai you have my sincerest apologies. Just as Haruki was about to stuff his hand under Asahina-senpai's pants, the president finally spoke.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"

Haruki waved his finger energetically at the furiously blushing president.

"Ummmmm! Do you like it?"

"What kind of joke is this!? Who do you think I am?" The president protested furiously, still very red. I don't understand what's going on.

"I've heard about a certain group of girls who are totally into some really nasty, forbidden-in-school stuff. They even produce their own doujinshi mangas to sell at Comiket, the major part of it all using a very public school club fund..."

"I don't know what you are talking about..."

The president's eyes did not meet Haruki's anymore. She produced a handkerchief to dry her sweaty hands.

"Oh really? Try explaining this!"

Haruki suddenly pushed one of the boxes to the ground. Many books fell from it with their pages wide open.

Asahina-senpai and I blushed very hard at all those man-on-man images. This is sick.

"I-I can explain!"

"But who's going to believe you?"

The president continued to resist.

"My members are witnesses to my innocence! That was not of my own will!"

Her will eh? Who would unwilling collect all that -- I look again at that stash and see some worse images... umm that one is actually NIC... *ahem* -- and keep everything neatly organized in their own room?

The three members who were standing dumbstruck looked at each other and all nodded their heads quite uncertain.

"T-That's right!"

"The president is innocent!"

If Haruki could listen to you guys, then he wouldn't be Suzumiya Haruki. It didn't faze him the least, it was actually making him look even more confident.

"Did you come here to blackmail us?" The final member finally said, defeated.

"No, I came to trade Mitsuruu-kun's exclusive photos of his hottest moments for the computer."

At this instance, my and Asahina-senpai's faces turned white. Oh god, did it really have to come to this?

"S... Suzumiya-san...!"

Asahina-senpai desperately looped his arms around Haruki's feet, but Haruki simply kicked them off. Haruki then lifted his chest and arrogantly said:

"So how about it? Are you trading with us one or not?"

The president's face went from red to infrared, finally turning dark. She was looking past me.

I turned and looked at Asahina-senpai lying on the ground paralyzed. He must be in so much shock that all energy have left him.

While the president was under very heavy thought, giggling even, Haruki pulled more things from another box, checked three or four of them and chose the one in the middle.

"If you do, we might even make him play one." He put the DVD on her face.

"Boku no Sexual Harassment?!"

Having said that, the president had a rocketeering nosebled. Her members all rushed towards her.

"President!"

"Get a hold of yourself!"

"Are you all right?"

The president's head launched back like if it was hit hard by something invisible. Even seeing such a miserable figure I can't find strength to shed a single drop of pity for her.

"Sooo, which one is the latest model?"

You're such a cold-blooded bastard!

"Why should we tell you!?"

The angry members continued their meager resistance, but Haruki simply pointed at me and my camera.

"D... damn it! That one!"

Haruki looked in the direction the member pointed and inspected the model and serial number of the computer. Then, he took out a piece of paper from his skirt pocket.

"I went to the electronics store and asked for a list of the latest models. This doesn't seem to be one of them."

This man has everything so meticulously planned that it's becoming scary.

After inspecting all the other computers, Haruki pointed to one of them.

"I want this one."

"W... wait! We just bought that last month!"

"I could even let you gang-rape him!"

Their eyes sparkled.

"Take it!!" They said in chorus.

Damn pervert girls.

Haruki's greed knew no bounds. After plucking all the cables and wires, he moved all the necessary equipment back to the Literature Club room without consideration. He then had the Computer Study Group people reinstall the wires for us and had them lay two internet cables from their room to ours, so we could use the internet. He even took more photos to get them to set up an intranet for us. His despicable ways are no different from a pimp!

"Asahina-senpai."

Being helpless the whole time, I could only slowly pick up a devastated Asahina-senpai, who was kneeling on the ground, covering his face and sobbing endlessly.

"Let's go back."

"Sob..."

Haruki, you idiot, can't you offer yourself!? For someone who undresses in front of girls without a second thought, this is nothing! I comforted Asahina-senpai, while mumbling about what on earth Haruki wanted a computer for.

Very soon, I would find out.

You have won. Welcome to the team.

[shaoron]

wow... those computer girls are kinda scary... <_<

anyway... speaking of undressing in front of the girls...
wouldn't that end up with the girls beating the crap out of haruki and then throwing him out of the room?

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by shaoron

wow... those computer girls are kinda scary... <_<

anyway... speaking of undressing in front of the girls...
wouldn't that end up with the girls beating the crap out of haruki and then throwing him out of the room?

Haruki's no pushover. He's the strongest person present in the room, and wouldn't get thrown out so easily. That and he's still a good looking bastard.