The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by vivify93

My friend has a biting/scratching/whips/chains/bondage/rape roleplay fetish; this is the same girl who helped me devise the fact that Kyonko and Itsuko's chests transfer to the boys the same way Mikuru's chest transferred to Mitsuuru. Her name is Raven--she says "hi," Beanbag. Give any hopes up--she has American 36-C's and looks mature for her age, which is 15.

Uh... Hi? Is it just me or am I becoming known outside the internet?

Originally Posted by vivify93

Eek, really? I'd be happy with an eight-incher... Sheesh, think of the woman's sheer, undulating pain if you were to--you know what, on second thought, this isn't really a conversation I want to get into...

And we're cutting it off. The conversation, I mean.

Originally Posted by vivify93

I'm thankful for my damn sexy phy-ed teacher. Once again I'm on the same wavelength as Beanbag. Gasp! ...Even though my phy-ed teacher is older than me... Still, I'm like, Opposito Beanbag or something, I swear. I like older people, or people my age so long as they look older.

Whereas IRL, I like girls older than me who look like they could be about my age or younger?

Originally Posted by Jintor

I keep being forcibly reminded of how weird you guys are.

We're just awesome that way.

[vivify93]

Originally Posted by beanbrew

Uh... Hi? Is it just me or am I becoming known outside the internet?

You're just cool like that. I like you, Beanbag. I dunno why.

[Arceon]

. . . What the hell happened while I was gone in the fan creation section (again)?

I really oughta start coming back here regularly or continue to re-discover the just how much this thread gets off-topic.

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by vivify93

You're just cool like that. I like you, Beanbag. I dunno why.

Figure out why. You can be my character witness if I get busted on molestation charges.

Edit: I was talking to Danchou, when it hit me. The most epic pairing that is and will ever be. Kaisos and a genderbent, tsundere Discreet. Worship me.

[Discreet]

Why am I the genderbent one?

Not that I would approve of such a pairing either way or even through some homosexual manner.

Also, Canada has Thanksgiving? Crazy talk. This is an American holiday and dear Lord I love it.

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by Discreet

Why am I the genderbent one?

Not that I would approve of such a pairing either way or even through some homosexual manner.

Also, Canada has Thanksgiving? Crazy talk. This is an American holiday and dear Lord I love it.

Fine. Because you said that, you and Kaisos are genderbent. Provides more fanservice for me.

[Discreet]

That's still homosexual if you forgot.

[dkellis]

Originally Posted by dkellis

A random idea I had requires the answer to a question: did we ever figure out what to do with Shamisen in the Seitenkan-verse?

So, verdict? Male or female calico? Or some other species entirely?

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by Discreet

That's still homosexual if you forgot.

I didn't. I meant it as punishment for your cheek.

[Arceon]

Course opinions may differ once those pesky levels of testosterone go down when genderbent. . .

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by Arceon

Course opinions may differ once those pesky levels of testosterone go down when genderbent. . .

But now they're both tsundere!

[Jintor]

You're all goddamn crazy!

*runs away screaming*

[Discreet]

Hey.

Don't use the Lord's name in vain, least of all on Thanksgiving day. Or Black Friday depending on your time zone.

And I was going to say something else to beanbag, but no words for a response come to mind.

I am so full with turkey.

[besieger]

Originally Posted by Jintor

You're all goddamn crazy!

*runs away screaming*

Just pretend you're in a HAPPY place... -o-

[TheodoreIV]

Originally Posted by dkellis

So, verdict? Male or female calico? Or some other species entirely?

We should just go with female calico. I mean, are there any good reasons for us to go with anything different?

[DannyCat]

Originally Posted by TheodoreIV

We should just go with female calico. I mean, are there any good reasons for us to go with anything different?

Yeah, even if people go, "But female calicos aren't as rare!", the whole point of this endeavor is we work through unintended changes that pop up as a result of the flip. So she's a female calico, and that's fine too.

On an unrelated note, I was playing one of those 20 Questions sites, Akinator, when I decided to test it:

Spoiler for and it came up with the answer:

[Roger Rambo]

What'd you do to get that one?

[DannyCat]

Thought of Kyonko while answering the questions he asked.

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by DannyCat

Thought of Kyonko while answering the questions he asked.

I haven't had any luck with that.

edit:Ok, I got it.

It seems to be mainly luck, because Akinator some times doesn't ask the right key question.

[DannyCat]

Spoiler for The answers I gave:

1. Is your character famous?
- Not really.
2. Is your character real?
- No.
3. Does your character fight?
- No.
4. Does your character stand on two legs?
- Yes.
5. Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)?
- Partially.
6. Is your character an animal?
- No.
7. Is your character a female?
- Yes.
8. Is your character black-haired?
- No.
9. Is your character a singer?
- No.
10. Is your character from a video game?
- No.
11. Is your character less than 18 years old?
- Yes.
12. Is your character a High School student?
- Yes.
13. Does your character have a brother or sister?
- Yes.
14. Does your character have short hair?
- No.
15. Is your character American?
- No.
16. Has your character ever shaven his head?
- No.
17. Does your character have hair of a peculiar color (green, blue, red...)?
- No.
18. Is your character a member of a club?
- Yes.
[He guesses Kyonko]

This is an example. Sometimes he starts with a different question, sometimes he throws in questions just to pad things (shaved head?), I've tried for Kyonko three times and gotten her each time. I think the key answer here was to respond "Partially" for "Is your character from an anime?", not "Yes" or "No".