2011-01-22, 07:57 | Link #9931 |
Kira_Naruto, the ecchi
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Limited understanding unless you a football fan
Sorry, if the jokes lost on you, but its frikking hilarious. Spoiler:
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2011-01-22, 09:44 | Link #9932 | |
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
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Darn you Kina. Now I need to watch less soccer.
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2011-01-22, 11:58 | Link #9934 |
Otaku Apprentice
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Question Meme generator
1. If Konata Izumi and Haruhi Suzumiya teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish? Ans: SOS Brigade dominating the world. 2. Would you marry Hitagi Senjogahara? Ans: If she swore not to kill me with Unlimited Stationary Works. 3. Who's Vivio Takamachi dating? Ans: She's not dating anyone. 4. Have you ever been in Sherlock Shellingford's house? Ans: Can't find it, she drew me a map and it's like kid doodling so I got lost. 5. What's Archer to you? Ans: A heroic spirit with an unlimited arsenal of swords. 6. What would you do if you hadn't met Nagisa Furukawa? Ans: I'd get bored. 7. What song could be Keima Katsuragi's theme song? Ans: Game songs (whether 8 bit or not) 8. Would you marry Kanade Tachibana? Ans: As long as I don't go to the afterlife. 9. Have you dreamt of Haruhi Suzumiya before? Ans: Yes, and it was a weird dream. 10. What if you found out that Yui Hirasawa was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Konata Izumi? Ans: ...And I must scream. The moment it generated questions like: "Have you ever slept with Kamina?", I ditched the question.
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2011-01-22, 19:28 | Link #9936 |
Ebichu Transform!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: The night sky.
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an in definite period of time. 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.. 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido : All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
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2011-01-22, 20:20 | Link #9937 |
Stay Free
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This is so awful it is amazing.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5MT...h_response_rev
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2011-01-22, 21:31 | Link #9938 | |
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
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Comiket 28 Uncovered: Otaku of 1985 Just As Creepy
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