A Laugh A Day

[Evil Rick]

D:>

[kenjiharima]

Since I like toys so much...

Nyan~Nyan~~

[Solafighter]

kenjiharima,

this is madness!!!

[kenjiharima]

Originally Posted by Solafighter

kenjiharima,

this is madness!!!

NO...THIS IS FIGMA!!!

Spoiler for NSFW Billy "Aniki" Herington Figma:

[Deathkillz]

Originally Posted by kenjiharima

Iam not sure but I think it's called Sholay.


Ok back to business.

Manny Pacquiao Street Fighter version.

Spoiler:

Watch for the lolz.

Reminds me of this:

And be sure to watch the sequels ^^'

[escimo]

[Comrade]

Q: Why is sperm in the sperm bank more expensive than blood in the blood bank?
A: It's handmade...

When arguing with a woman only echo has the last word.

It's better to be a bad lover than a good impotent.

If a horse tells you that you're crazy, he's telling the truth.

[kenjiharima]

Doctor - How was the medicine I gave you yesterday? Was it effective?
Man - Yes doc! It was VERY effective...I did it over 6 times!
Doctor - Then I guess your wife satisfied...
Man - Actually no...
Doctor - What?! How can that be?
Man - Well since I've never really have gotten home yet.

EDIT

Spoiler for lol:

[Dilla]

Let's take a tour of Richie Rich's crib, hosted by Richie Rich himself.

Spongebob's a daddy!

[KimmyChan]

[Solafighter]

Originally Posted by Dilla

Let's take a tour of Richie Rich's crib, hosted by Richie Rich himself.

Spongebob's a daddy!

ROFL they made me rofl.

[The Guy Named Zeo]

Tim Minchin

[Solafighter]

[Dilla]

^I love Robot Chicken, I am going to start collecting the DVDs when I start my summer job.

[Cub-Sama]

Dirty jokes not for the faint of heart

Spoiler for NSFW unless your boss is really cool with dirty jokes:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!" "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

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A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Solafighter

"...huggably, rape-ably fresh!"

[The Guy Named Zeo]

Red vs Blue episode 1. Warning there is swearing.

[KimmyChan]

[KiNA]

^ Thats rather sad really..

[KimmyChan]

I guess it is in a way, but I still found it kinda funny at the time when I posted it up

A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.

"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"

"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"

"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"

"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"

The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"

"I'd like to live with Watford Football Club" the boy replied quickly.

"Why on earth would you want to live with the Watford Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.

"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"