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Old 2015-04-17, 11:52   Link #11901
SaintessHeart
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There is never a shortage of funny stories when you serve, be in your unit or from someone else's.

Ours is just 2 years obligatory; any more would have more to tell. Though I never liked my term in there anyway.

The Dutch Central Bank (DNB) has fired a supervisor who was secretly moonlighting as a dominatrix.

What is the difference when both put people into indentured servitude.
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

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Old 2015-04-18, 18:07   Link #11902
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Earthworms rain down on Norway, scientists puzzled:

"Cats and dogs have nothing on this one.

Thousands of earthworms rained down on parts of Norway, leaving scientist baffled
by the appearance of the slimy invertebrates on snow-covered grounds."

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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/04/.../?spt=mps&or=3
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Old 2015-04-19, 05:09   Link #11903
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And that's why I spend as much time indoors as possible.
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Old 2015-04-19, 10:26   Link #11904
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And that's why I spend as much time indoors as possible.
Here's another reason:
Red sky in the morning: Chinese city fears Armageddon as sky turns bright red before it rained MUD

But it's just a sandstorm with red sand from the Mongolian dessert
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Old 2015-04-19, 10:54   Link #11905
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https://www.facebook.com/TeamShrineM...01293179954869

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Stop turning the sky red Remi! >~<
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Old 2015-04-19, 15:23   Link #11906
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UFOs Confront Soldiers During War, Says Ex-Air Force Intelligence Officer:

"The public rarely hears about interactions between military personnel and unexplained aircraft -- especially
during wartime.

As time goes on, however, UFO stories stuck behind red tape begin to see the light of day. The Vietnam
War saw its share of UFO activity in the 1960s.

One close encounter, in 1968, involved the crew of an American patrol boat that reported two glowing
circular craft following them in the demilitarized zone that separated North and South Vietnam."

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...usaolp00000592
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Old 2015-04-21, 07:18   Link #11907
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New WikiLeaks documents reveal the inner workings of the Dr. Oz Show

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Dr. Oz talks about promoting the products of Sony, one of his show's producers
In a January 2014 email, for instance, Dr. Oz reaches out to Michael Lynton, the CEO of Sony Entertainment, about his interest in wearable fitness and health tracking devices.

"I have been carefully following the wearable device market and am pretty close to consummating a longer term relationship, but just saw the piece below quoting Kaz Hirai [the president and CEO of Sony] and realized that Sony is moving into the space as well," Oz writes in an email. "We should leverage the Sony-driven success of our TV show into other arenas where Sony thrives, like health hardware."
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2015-04-21, 11:33   Link #11908
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"Pokémon is the origin of many teens homosexuality according to Pastor Creflo Dollar"

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According to a study by the Pastor Creflo Dollar Ministy, many teenagers of 1985-1990’s homosexuality was encouraged by video games and cartoon Pokemon.

According to Pastor, many messages from the animated series are directly oriented to pervert adolescents.

Many clues are noticeable in the cartoon, starting with the relationship between Ash, the hero, and Brock, his companion whose platonic love relationship is clear.
I should have known !

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This is the case of Bulbasaur, female breast representation attached to odd word to cast doubt on the natural attraction of man to the forms of the female body.
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Many Pokemon have a phallic appearance to push teenagers to enjoy this type of shapes.
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This Pokémon named Charmander, never stops to caress his tail in all his appearances.
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The 151st Pokémon Mew, is the perfect representation of the alleged third sex.
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Old 2015-04-21, 12:16   Link #11909
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Cart before horse. What about Alan Turing.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2015-04-21, 12:49   Link #11910
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Needs more Homerchu

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Old 2015-04-21, 12:54   Link #11911
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Heresy! This is Pokemon Heresy. May the great, mighty Helix punish this Heretic.

Praise Helix!
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Old 2015-04-21, 13:11   Link #11912
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Needs more Homerchu

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that Homerchu looks pretty HOMO, dawg.
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and Bulbasaur is female breast representation? well, can't say he's wrong but have quite
an imagination. i always thought banana represent pen*s & orange represent boobs,
but Bulbasaur? things are getting REAL over there on planet Pastor Creflo Dollar.
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Old 2015-04-21, 17:21   Link #11913
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Brock... As in chases after every woman Brock?
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Old 2015-04-21, 17:31   Link #11914
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Every woman or woman-like object.
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Old 2015-04-22, 11:05   Link #11915
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Enraged American shoots malfunctioning computer.
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Old 2015-04-22, 11:10   Link #11916
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The headline goes amazingly well with your sig
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Old 2015-04-22, 11:13   Link #11917
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i thik haak's sig goes will with anything posted in this thread.
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Old 2015-04-22, 11:17   Link #11918
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Free applause for Darwin Award nominees.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2015-04-22, 11:34   Link #11919
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well, at least he took it out on his computer instead of going ramboing in the street
and shot other people to take his frustration out.

anyways, applause & kudo to him for shooting his computer 8? or was it 9 times to his
computer? who cares.

he's my new hero! i think i should bring my computer over to his house so that he can shoot
it as well when i'm frustrated with mine. what say you, man? i'll let him borrow my m-4 rifle
from the military so he can fu*k it up like a mad man. *pew pew pew*
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Old 2015-04-22, 21:36   Link #11920
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well, at least he took it out on his computer instead of going ramboing in the street
and shot other people to take his frustration out.

anyways, applause & kudo to him for shooting his computer 8? or was it 9 times to his
computer? who cares.

he's my new hero! i think i should bring my computer over to his house so that he can shoot
it as well when i'm frustrated with mine. what say you, man? i'll let him borrow my m-4 rifle
from the military so he can fu*k it up like a mad man. *pew pew pew*
Why not an MP5. There are air spaces in the computer, and the popping of the pistol rounds sound like huge bubble wraps.

Very satisfying.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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