A Laugh A Day

[dragon4dudes]

The "I" referred to in the following does not refer to me.

I entered my first university class, Philosophy I, with trepidation. After a brief introduction, our professor discussed the areas we would cover in the course, asking for the meaning of certain terms as he went along. Most of the definitions were answered, but when he requested the definition of "undogmatic," there was silence in the classroom.
"Dogmatic?" he inquired. Still no answer.
"Dogma?" he now queried. Again no response.
"Finally, in exasperation, he said, "Dog?"
Everybody laughed.

[onehp]

[Bontario]

I dunno whether the dog on the right is cute or funny. xD



Edit: Actually.. I dunno if it's a dog at all.

[jedinat]

Originally Posted by Bontario

Edit: Actually.. I dunno if it's a dog at all.

It's a Furby.

[KimmyChan]

Fruits Basket AMV to the song Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake - Very cleverly lip sync'd & funny -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSgDBbRsQm4

[Bontario]

Originally Posted by jedinat

It's a Furby.

Souka! I never thought about it!

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by jedinat

It's a Furby.

A Furby without ears.

[Bontario]

Explains why the other dog is so happy.. ;o

[Mystique]

I see that Kimmychan and Solafighter have been busy with the funnies in here huh...

Anyways, another snippet from "simon's cat" - sadly he's not created any new vids recently, so I'll just post one of his classics for comedy's sake.
My favourite one would have to be this vid however, hee hee.

[Bontario]

HAHAHA!
I love Simon's cat xD, ahh these videos are so cute.

[Zu Ra]

Originally Posted by KimmyChan

USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:

Spoiler for space:

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

No, my powers canNOT be used for good.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Nice insults / come back brought a smile on my face DX ...

IMO only the last one is suited for work, the rest will land you in hot soup unless your the boss : D

[Solafighter]

In the case, you dont get it, watch it again.

[zebra]

The Pokémon Movie reviewed: Epic XD
That guy with the glasses is awesome Has tons of hilarious vids on his site~

Sin city in 5 Secs:
It's all about love <3
(Same site)

[Dark Lord]

Someone just emailed me this morning. But I think I've heard it before so it isn't a new one.
---
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

---

ETA: Here is another one I got...

Childbirth at 75

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently,
a 75-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet, replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?



'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K..?!!'

[Patriot's Blade]

Originally Posted by zebra

The Pokémon Movie reviewed: Epic XD
That guy with the glasses is awesome Has tons of hilarious vids on his site~

Sin city in 5 Secs:
It's all about love <3
(Same site)

that guy is just another one of those retarded people for comparing REALITY with FICTION
glases dude, get a life.

[Shadow Kira01]

Mexico relieved but world swine flu fears persist

A Mexican student attends her class wearing a surgical mask

This doesn't look right to me at all. Only one student in class? And the student is wearing a surgical mask. For some reason, it also appears to be funny..

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Shadow Minato

This doesn't look right to me at all. Only one student in class? And the student is wearing a surgical mask. For some reason, it also appears to be funny..

Right.... why is the student wearing the mask if there's no one else in the class? Weirdo.

[KimmyChan]

Gotta love these cuter than cute funny Felix The Cat adverts here in the UK -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSK3vQ2EZLQ

[Kitsune]

LOL, this is why I prefer cats xDDDD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nDvHufnb20

[othera]

Originally Posted by Solafighter

In the case, you dont get it, watch it again.

WOW. That has to be the best video EVER, oh god <3