2004-04-16, 16:43 | Link #1 |
has big feet
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: UK
Age: 35
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You know you've watched too much naruto when...
ok ill start it off, heres a few i made earlier
You know you've watched too much naruto when... 1. Every time you get into a fight you get wasted as you spend the whole time trying to summon chakra. 2. You practice forming hand signs every night. Here's a link so you can see all the hand signs and their meanings. 3.You put the above link in your favourites and do at least 30 minutes of handsigning practice a night. 4. You walk around with your eyes closed only opening them from time to time. 5. You paint whiskers on your face 6. You get a can of deodorant and then spray it over a lighter to prove you can do Sasuke's fire thing. You know with the fire out the mouth...pictured right... 7. You wear the same clothes everyday (this is true for every anime) 8. Every time you see a fox you build up your courage and ask if you can borrow its powers 9. You make an order for some contact lenses that make it look like you have sharingan 10. You agree to pay more than £100 for them 11. You see yourself in the mirror and think you have performed shadow clone skill. You know the one with Naruto where he copies himself... 12. You decide that if your going to be Naruto you are gonna to have to eat loads of Naruto's which is a Japanese food also known as fish sausage. 13. You draw a seal on your stomach and then when you realise know one will see that you are Naruto you decide to walk outside with no top on. 14. You truly believe that all the openings and endings of Naruto are the best songs ever and await their entry into the TOP 40 chart hits. 15. Every time you see a shadow you leg it in case Shikamuru is trying to trap you with his special shadow trapping thing... 16. You wear an eye patch but realise you look stupid because you can't lift it up and show everyone your sharingan. Go back to point 9 to get some sharingan contact lenses. 17. You attempt to walk sideways up a tree but then fall and become paraylysed 18. While in hospital (paralysed) you jump out the window and start doing press-ups outside on the lawn saying to yourself "if I don't do 100 more press-ups I'll have to do 1000 sit-ups. 19. You go to Ireland and get two three leaf clovers. You then rip one leaf off one clover and attach it to the other. Finally you paint it crimson but red will do and make a wish that you were Naruto. When nothing happens you take another trip to Ireland claiming you must have picked a bad clover. 20. You become emotional over the smallest of things. 21. Every time you see a bug you think that Shino is trying to attack you. 22. You don't pluck your eyebrows for 20 years and let your hair grow into a mushroom style. 23. Your hard drive is dangerously overloaded with Naruto music, episodes, images etc 24. You disown your parents and decide to live on your own at the age of 14. 25. You play the Naruto song 'Victory' and shout out loud "Kakashi is So Cool!" ok im done, someone elses turn. More on my site here Last edited by kakashilion; 2004-04-17 at 02:41. |
2004-04-16, 16:47 | Link #2 |
www.thefestlanders.com
Join Date: Dec 2003
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I have a feeling this thread is getting owned ... but I'll do one anyways.
... when ... You decide to save up money so when summer rolls up you can get a camouflaged bulletproof armor that you think looks like the vest jounins wear. |
2004-04-16, 17:09 | Link #16 | |
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LOL, pwned? (ups, i'm offtopic) When you get your legs sepparated from the body after trying to move with 200pounds weights around them. |
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2004-04-16, 17:17 | Link #18 | |
だいすきが大好きです!
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hell yeah! when you think about where to get naruto hentai doujins. when you have found the said doujins when you have printed said douins when you have made a wallpaper (like, the stuff on walls... not desktop) out of doujins when you share them with your friends when your mother asks for your WP. |
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2004-04-16, 17:24 | Link #19 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Gates of Dawn
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