Favorite quotes, sayings, phrases,etc.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

"JUST WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK I AM?" ~Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Though just about everyone gets their chance to say this line, it's gotta be, without doubt, the best one-liners ever repeated et nauseum in an anime.

[King Lycan]

Ninja's Don't Fall In Love They Glide Into With Daggers~Ben From The Gym

[ApostleOfGod]

Hard work pays off later, but laziness pays off now.

^.^

[onehp]

"Four legs good! Two legs bad!" *repeat*

"DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA"

"GO FASTA"

"me so horny, me love u long time!"

"stop poking me!"

"poke poke poke, is that all you do?"

"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. "
-"Yes I have."
"Look!"
-"tis' only a flesh wound"

"don't ask don't tell"
"
"my favourite colour is blue, no YEEEEEEEEEELOOOOO"

"LEEEEEROY" I forgot his last name

"oh no! i said it! I said it again!"

"chenquieh"

"I go to America!"
"*cheers*"
*drives off in car pulled by a horse*

"California, I coming!"

"What kind of dog is this?"
-"It's a tortoise"
"Is it a cat in a hat?"
-"No this is a tortoise in a shell"

"I get iPod, he only get iPod mini! Everyone knows it for girls!"

"I like"

"And what is this?"
-"That’s cheese."
"And what of this?"
-"That’s cheese..."
"And this?"
-"That’s cheese..."
"And what is this? Rice?"
-"No that’s cheese, this is all cheese here."
"But this say 'Crackers', this not cheese."
-"No Crackers is the brand, that’s cheese..."

"Wawaweewaa! Ooh lala!"

"You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you"

"We found a witch! May we burn her?"

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..."
-"Skip a bit, Brother..."
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

"Bring out yer dead"
-"I'm not dead"
"Well, he will be soon, he's very ill"

"...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING! "

"Someone set us up the bomb!"
-"All your base are belong to us!"

"Four legs good! Two legs better!" *repeat*

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

"JUST WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK I AM?" ~Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Though just about everyone gets their chance to say this line, it's gotta be, without doubt, the best one-liners ever repeated et nauseum in an anime.

Oh yeah, another Gurren Lagann quote, cuz stuff like this is said all the time in that show:

Adiane: Watch it now. Shooting from that angle put you in danger, too! Are you that stupid, humans?
Yoko: Too bad. We're that stupid.

[DragonKnight]

"Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. "

"Ahou ga..."

"An unexamined life is not worth living."

[TinyRedLeaf]

From rejection slip for George Orwell's Animal Farm:
“It is impossible to sell animal stories in the USA.”

From rejection slip for article sent to the San Francisco Examiner to Rudyard Kipling:
“I'm sorry, Mr Kipling, but you just don't know how to use the English language."

From rejection slip for The Diary of Anne Frank:
“The girl doesn't, it seems to me, have a special perception or feeling which would lift that book above the curiosity level.”

The prize goes to this rejection from a Chinese economic journal:
“We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity.”

[JustInn14]

"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"
George Carlin

[Gemstar]

I'm not trying to prove you wrong I'm trying to prove myself right.

Me ! =D

[Ryougi Shiki]

“Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape.”

[Quzor]

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

"Couldn't I have just a little peril?"
"No...I'm sorry, it's far too perilous."
"I bet you're gay!?"
"No I'm not!"

I'm not going there to die...I'm going to find out if I'm really alive."

"And sometimes the squirrels go 'F***ing nuts! I'm sick of 'em, always. I long for a grapefruit!'"

"Its-a me, Mario!"

"NO, if anybody drinks merlot, I'm going home!"

"Impossible to walk in this muck...no footing at all..."

"For god's sake man! Tell me about the f***ing golf shoes!"

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f***ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f***ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

[Archontic]

"Why should I learn Algebra? I've no intention of ever going there." - Billy Connolly

"Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true." - Buddha

"Purity is for drinking water, not people." - Bobby Henderson

"As a filmmaker, I'm not interested in 9/11. It's too small, history overwhelms it. The history of the world is like: He kills me, I kill him, only with different cosmetics and different castings. So in 2001, some fanatics killed some Americans, and now some Americans are killing some Iraqis. And in my childhood, some Nazis killed Jews. And now, some Jewish people and some Palestinians are killing each other. Political questions, if you go back thousands of years, are ephemeral, not important. History is the same thing over and over again." - Woody Allen

[Dxon]

If you fear death, then you have fear for what to come. ~Eelco Wuijts (That be me.)

[Avantoe]

"The 50-50-90 Rule: Whenever you have a 50% chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you will get it wrong"

"i always wanted to be something in my life, now i realize i should've been more specific"

No idea where i read theese quotes though, just remembered them and felt like sharing them

[Marina]

Originally Posted by onehp

"LEEEEEROY" I forgot his last name

LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNNKINNNNNNS!

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."

"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." -Aldous Huxley

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." -J. R. R. Tolkien

"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."

[Avantoe]

"May your life be like toiletpaper... Long and usefull"

[aka Providence]

Originally Posted by Avantoe

"May your life be like toiletpaper... Long and usefull"

in response to that:
may your death be like fireworks -- be bright, and go out with a bang!

[Archontic]

Originally Posted by aka Providence

in response to that:
may your death be like fireworks -- be bright, and go out with a bang!

"Why don't you go cross the boulevard while the lights are against you?" - Groucho Marx

[Rookie103]

Originally Posted by onehp

"LEEEEEROY" I forgot his last name

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEENNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSS.

[GuidoHunter_Toki]

One of my own quotes: Music is what you think of it.
It starts off empty and colorless, and escalates
to something more your own world.

A quote from my friend Mike: To the end of my days I will never have much of an affinity to the phrase, "What if the kodiac bear had sex with an ostrich?"

Resident Evil 4: Not enough cash...stranger.

Forrest Gump: I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time.

Again from my friend Mike: Sweaty chez stick.

Silence of the Lambs: Miggs you stupid ****.

Another one of my own quotes: I've never been much for showing patriotism, but I love nudity.