Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Character Creation and Discussion

[Liingo]

Originally Posted by dkellis

The 37th CIAA (plus one), evidently.

Spoiler for As seen in archive footage:

(Recording begins.)

Nova: Well then, let's welcome Corporal Tais Scien of the Central Science and Development Bureau, currently attached to the 108th Battalion, to this training exercise. Tais, this is the 37th Criminal Investigation And Apprehension unit, Team A, with Captain Halley Rainier from the 8th Information Archive Retrieval department joining us today.

(The team bow.)

Tais: It's a pleasure to meet you all. Wow, the Major looks really pretty for-

Yui: AHEM. Pleased to meet everyone; my name is Yui, and I am the AI assigned to get this boy out of whatever trouble he usually finds himself in. I must mention that Tais has an unfortunate tendency to vocalize his thoughts, so if he says anything stupid, please try to ignore him.

Nova: Oh, it's no bother. I'm sure any misunderstandings caused can be easily rectified with a nice chat and a bit of tea.

Tais: Hm, there really are a lot of cuties here. Of course, none of them can compare to Ginga-san in any way...

Rancer: Oh, expletive.

Ivey: Hm, he must mean Ginga-chan from the 108th. Reiz, I think we were just insulted.

Reiz: Huh? Oh, um, it's nothing, really, I don't think we need to-

Halley: Are you going to let this insult stand? We cannot simply step aside now! Our pride as women depends on it! We will crush this insect beneath our heels and laugh at his pathetic screams for mercy!

Reiz: Eeh?!

Tais: Wait, what did I do?!

Rancer: Corporal Scien. Out of interest, have you had many dealings with attractive females?

Tais: Um, kind of...

Rancer: And how did these dealings end up?

Tais: In a lot of pain?

Rancer: A tragic and yet unsurprising response.

Yui: I see you understand the situation very well, Captain LaSalle.

Rancer: Unfortunately.

Nova: The structure of this exercise will be a flag rush. Owing to Tais's D+ rank, training limiters have been placed on all participants of rank A and above. The objective for the 37th CIAA and Halley will be to prevent Tais from reaching and obtaining a target item, while Tais will, from three hundred meters away, attempt to retrieve the item. The setting will be a small warehouse, considered empty. Lethal and permanently cripping attacks are prohibited, and the target item is not to be moved by the defending team, but other than that, all tactics and powers are valid. The exercise will continue until Tais obtains the item or yields. Points will be given based on performance, and the one with the most points will receive a prize.

Yui: Points? Prize?

Halley: Leave it to us!

Ivey: That's right! If there's a job to be done, just call in the 37th CIAA, the A-Team!

Rancer: So what's the target?

Nova: Oh, I got a little something from Hayate-chan for this.

Tais: It's a- it's a plushie! Of Ginga-san!

Nova: Think of it as a sort of incentive.

Rancer: More to the point, why did Lieutenant Colonel Yagami have a Ginga Nakajima plush toy?

Nova: The exercise will begin on my signal. Everyone, good luck, and have a great time!

-

(The teams take up their positions.)

Rancer: Okay. From what I've researched, Tais has the advantage of extreme durability, at the expense of speed and stealth. That means that his primary tactic will likely to be a straight rush right towards the goal, shrugging off attacks along the way. He's also got some hard-hitting attacks, so Halley, be careful; you don't have any protection that can stand up to that.

Halley: He's a brick.

Rancer: What?

Halley: Brick. Slow, tough, hits hard. Don't worry, though, I made extra sure to load up Jammer Cannon with some special payloads.

Rancer: Halley, which part of "non-lethal" did you not understand?

Halley: He's going to be fine! Probably.

Rancer: Anyway. Our best chance is to deter him so much that getting the plushie will not seem worth it for the trouble. Ivey, I'm relying on your binds for this, and Reiz, you're running interference. Halley, you'll stay here, and the moment Tais comes in through that door, blast him. But non-lethally.

Ivey: And what'll you be doing?

Rancer: Making sure nobody does anything stupid- there's the signal!

Ivey: As all things fall into order, so shall all deeds be done. I cast in the name of justice; release your power to me! Mistral, set up!

Reiz: Impulse, set up! Rocketstream!

(Ivey and Reiz depart at some speed.)

Rancer: Please, please let all this turn out without any casualties. Repulsor Fin!

(He leaves. Halley looks around the warehouse, and then stares speculatively at the plushie.)

-

(View cuts to the outside, where Reiz has far outstripped Ivey, and is closing in quickly on Tais.)

Reiz: Impulse, cartridge load! Firewall!

(A wall of flame leaps up in front of Tais. He simply barrels through it, not slowing down.)

Reiz: Oh.

Tais: It's nothing personal, but... beast that guards the gates of the dead, barrier-

Reiz: Impulse, cartridge load!

(The ends of Impulse flare up, and Reiz lays onto Tais with a dizzying flurry of attacks.)

Tais: That shields and- (Reiz attempts to trip Tais up) whoa!

Yui: Retro rockets engaged.

Tais: (balancing himself) Magagumo wizard pack, set up!

Ivey: Heeeere I come to save the- whoa, Doc Ock.

Reiz: (narrowly dodging a flailing tentacle) Eeek! (She bats a tentacle away with Impulse.) Impulse, cartridge load! Flares!

Ivey: Shard Stream!

(The twin assaults of fire and ice pepper the EVA to no apparent effect. The tentacles surge towards Ivey and Reiz.)

Ivey: Quick Bind! (A hasty bind appears around a tentacle, temporarily holding it in place.) Quick Bind! Quick Bind! Shard Stream!

Reiz: Fireball!

(Two of the tentacles cross in front of Tais, and whip the fireball back towards Reiz, who dives out of the way with a yelp.)

Yui: AT Field engaged. Cross Explosion.

Tais: (panting) Uh, Yui, I think we may be going overboard-

Yui: I'm trying to save your life!

Tais: But nothing bad has happened yet...

Yui: And I'm trying to keep it that way! The longer this keeps up, the more chances that something embarrassingly stupid will-

Rancer: (arriving on the scene) Barrier Inverse.

(A tentacle manages to snag Reiz, just as the confining barrier traps Tais and Reiz together. Tais's face ends up in Reiz's ample bosom.)

Yui: -happen.

Reiz: Fweeeeeh?!

Rancer: ... (releases Barrier Inverse) Sorry about that.

Ivey: I'm not. A distraction! Mistral Bind!

(The scattered pieces of Mistral's chain suddenly come together to form a nearly unbreakable binding, unfortunately with Reiz still in her compromising position.)

Yui: Tais, if you've nosebled all over the inside of your helmet, I am not helping you clean it out.

Tais: (muttering) In the name of fire, power of the flame...

Rancer: Huh?

Tais: Bestow upon me the strength to crush my foes!

(With the strength boost, Tais easily shatters Ivey's bindings. He continues lumbering forward at high speed, Reiz still in the grip of a tentacle.)

Reiz: Heeeelp meeee...

Ivey: ... huh. That's never happened before.

Rancer: Now isn't the time to be impressed! After them!

-

(View cuts to the inside of the warehouse, where Tais suddenly bursts through a wall, EVA looking significantly worse for wear, a desperately protesting Reiz still captive, ignoring the attacks by Rancer and Ivey, as well as going around or through any obstacles they set up, making a beeline straight towards the container with the plushie...

... which is not there.)

Halley: Over here, Juggernaut.

(All turn to see Halley, who is high up on a catwalk, aiming the Jammer Cannon directly at Tais, and the Ginga plushie nestled in her breasts.)

Tais: Ginga-san... Nakajima-sama...

Rancer: A berserker?!

Halley: Superglue rounds, fire!

(Tais is splashed with an incredibly sticky white substance as Rancer and Ivey unload all their binding and trapping spells onto him.)

Rancer: Barrier Inverse, double!

Ivey: Mistral Cage! Quick Bind, Quick Bind, Quick Bind, Mistral Bind!

(The end result is Tais, as well as a very unfortunate and whimpering Reiz, well and truly immobilized. Nova carefully steps into the warehouse through the rubble of Tais's entrance as Ivey is reinforcing a Crystal Wall around Tais.)

Nova: Well done, all of you. However, in this exercise, I will have to declare Tais the winner.

Rancer: What?

Nova: I did mention that the defending team was not to move the objective.

Rancer: Halley...

Halley: Ahaha... well, it's just a trivial little detail anyway. Don't worry so much about it!

Rancer: It's something to be worried about!

Tais: (mumbling) Ginga-san...

(Nova plucks the Ginga plushie from its resting place, and places it on the ground next to Tais.)

Nova: And your prize, Corporal Scien. You deserve it.

Tais: Ginga-san...

Reiz: Fweeeh... tentacles... sticky tentacles... fweeeh...

Yui: I swear, when I get back, I'm going to demand that the autonomous systems for the magagumo wizard pack be looked at.

(Recording ends.)

Willing to edit and fix any OOC-ness and plot holes.

He won?

I think that's the first time that he's completed the objective without um.. screwing it up....

Great job!!

I vote the magagumo wizard pack for best idea in this thread, if only for it's ability to get Tais into awkward situations

Oh yeah, does anyone know where Hayate get's these plushies from? I'd like to order one (well one each of the aces anyway...)

[tshouryuu]

Originally Posted by dkellis

The 37th CIAA (plus one), evidently.

Spoiler for As seen in archive footage:

(Recording begins.)

Nova: Well then, let's welcome Corporal Tais Scien of the Central Science and Development Bureau, currently attached to the 108th Battalion, to this training exercise. Tais, this is the 37th Criminal Investigation And Apprehension unit, Team A, with Captain Halley Rainier from the 8th Information Archive Retrieval department joining us today.

(The team bow.)

Tais: It's a pleasure to meet you all. Wow, the Major looks really pretty for-

Yui: AHEM. Pleased to meet everyone; my name is Yui, and I am the AI assigned to get this boy out of whatever trouble he usually finds himself in. I must mention that Tais has an unfortunate tendency to vocalize his thoughts, so if he says anything stupid, please try to ignore him.

Nova: Oh, it's no bother. I'm sure any misunderstandings caused can be easily rectified with a nice chat and a bit of tea.

Tais: Hm, there really are a lot of cuties here. Of course, none of them can compare to Ginga-san in any way...

Rancer: Oh, expletive.

Ivey: Hm, he must mean Ginga-chan from the 108th. Reiz, I think we were just insulted.

Reiz: Huh? Oh, um, it's nothing, really, I don't think we need to-

Halley: Are you going to let this insult stand? We cannot simply step aside now! Our pride as women depends on it! We will crush this insect beneath our heels and laugh at his pathetic screams for mercy!

Reiz: Eeh?!

Tais: Wait, what did I do?!

Rancer: Corporal Scien. Out of interest, have you had many dealings with attractive females?

Tais: Um, kind of...

Rancer: And how did these dealings end up?

Tais: In a lot of pain?

Rancer: A tragic and yet unsurprising response.

Yui: I see you understand the situation very well, Captain LaSalle.

Rancer: Unfortunately.

Nova: The structure of this exercise will be a flag rush. Owing to Tais's D+ rank, training limiters have been placed on all participants of rank A and above. The objective for the 37th CIAA and Halley will be to prevent Tais from reaching and obtaining a target item, while Tais will, from three hundred meters away, attempt to retrieve the item. The setting will be a small warehouse, considered empty. Lethal and permanently cripping attacks are prohibited, and the target item is not to be moved by the defending team, but other than that, all tactics and powers are valid. The exercise will continue until Tais obtains the item or yields. Points will be given based on performance, and the one with the most points will receive a prize.

Yui: Points? Prize?

Halley: Leave it to us!

Ivey: That's right! If there's a job to be done, just call in the 37th CIAA, the A-Team!

Rancer: So what's the target?

Nova: Oh, I got a little something from Hayate-chan for this.

Tais: It's a- it's a plushie! Of Ginga-san!

Nova: Think of it as a sort of incentive.

Rancer: More to the point, why did Lieutenant Colonel Yagami have a Ginga Nakajima plush toy?

Nova: The exercise will begin on my signal. Everyone, good luck, and have a great time!

-

(The teams take up their positions.)

Rancer: Okay. From what I've researched, Tais has the advantage of extreme durability, at the expense of speed and stealth. That means that his primary tactic will likely to be a straight rush right towards the goal, shrugging off attacks along the way. He's also got some hard-hitting attacks, so Halley, be careful; you don't have any protection that can stand up to that.

Halley: He's a brick.

Rancer: What?

Halley: Brick. Slow, tough, hits hard. Don't worry, though, I made extra sure to load up Jammer Cannon with some special payloads.

Rancer: Halley, which part of "non-lethal" did you not understand?

Halley: He's going to be fine! Probably.

Rancer: Anyway. Our best chance is to deter him so much that getting the plushie will not seem worth it for the trouble. Ivey, I'm relying on your binds for this, and Reiz, you're running interference. Halley, you'll stay here, and the moment Tais comes in through that door, blast him. But non-lethally.

Ivey: And what'll you be doing?

Rancer: Making sure nobody does anything stupid- there's the signal!

Ivey: As all things fall into order, so shall all deeds be done. I cast in the name of justice; release your power to me! Mistral, set up!

Reiz: Impulse, set up! Rocketstream!

(Ivey and Reiz depart at some speed.)

Rancer: Please, please let all this turn out without any casualties. Repulsor Fin!

(He leaves. Halley looks around the warehouse, and then stares speculatively at the plushie.)

-

(View cuts to the outside, where Reiz has far outstripped Ivey, and is closing in quickly on Tais.)

Reiz: Impulse, cartridge load! Firewall!

(A wall of flame leaps up in front of Tais. He simply barrels through it, not slowing down.)

Reiz: Oh.

Tais: It's nothing personal, but... beast that guards the gates of the dead, barrier-

Reiz: Impulse, cartridge load!

(The ends of Impulse flare up, and Reiz lays onto Tais with a dizzying flurry of attacks.)

Tais: That shields and- (Reiz attempts to trip Tais up) whoa!

Yui: Retro rockets engaged.

Tais: (balancing himself) Magagumo wizard pack, set up!

Ivey: Heeeere I come to save the- whoa, Doc Ock.

Reiz: (narrowly dodging a flailing tentacle) Eeek! (She bats a tentacle away with Impulse.) Impulse, cartridge load! Flares!

Ivey: Shard Stream!

(The twin assaults of fire and ice pepper the EVA to no apparent effect. The tentacles surge towards Ivey and Reiz.)

Ivey: Quick Bind! (A hasty bind appears around a tentacle, temporarily holding it in place.) Quick Bind! Quick Bind! Shard Stream!

Reiz: Fireball!

(Two of the tentacles cross in front of Tais, and whip the fireball back towards Reiz, who dives out of the way with a yelp.)

Yui: AT Field engaged. Cross Explosion.

Tais: (panting) Uh, Yui, I think we may be going overboard-

Yui: I'm trying to save your life!

Tais: But nothing bad has happened yet...

Yui: And I'm trying to keep it that way! The longer this keeps up, the more chances that something embarrassingly stupid will-

Rancer: (arriving on the scene) Barrier Inverse.

(A tentacle manages to snag Reiz, just as the confining barrier traps Tais and Reiz together. Tais's face ends up in Reiz's ample bosom.)

Yui: -happen.

Reiz: Fweeeeeh?!

Rancer: ... (releases Barrier Inverse) Sorry about that.

Ivey: I'm not. A distraction! Mistral Bind!

(The scattered pieces of Mistral's chain suddenly come together to form a nearly unbreakable binding, unfortunately with Reiz still in her compromising position.)

Yui: Tais, if you've nosebled all over the inside of your helmet, I am not helping you clean it out.

Tais: (muttering) In the name of fire, power of the flame...

Rancer: Huh?

Tais: Bestow upon me the strength to crush my foes!

(With the strength boost, Tais easily shatters Ivey's bindings. He continues lumbering forward at high speed, Reiz still in the grip of a tentacle.)

Reiz: Heeeelp meeee...

Ivey: ... huh. That's never happened before.

Rancer: Now isn't the time to be impressed! After them!

-

(View cuts to the inside of the warehouse, where Tais suddenly bursts through a wall, EVA looking significantly worse for wear, a desperately protesting Reiz still captive, ignoring the attacks by Rancer and Ivey, as well as going around or through any obstacles they set up, making a beeline straight towards the container with the plushie...

... which is not there.)

Halley: Over here, Juggernaut.

(All turn to see Halley, who is high up on a catwalk, aiming the Jammer Cannon directly at Tais, and the Ginga plushie nestled in her breasts.)

Tais: Ginga-san... Nakajima-sama...

Rancer: A berserker?!

Halley: Superglue rounds, fire!

(Tais is splashed with an incredibly sticky white substance as Rancer and Ivey unload all their binding and trapping spells onto him.)

Rancer: Barrier Inverse, double!

Ivey: Mistral Cage! Quick Bind, Quick Bind, Quick Bind, Mistral Bind!

(The end result is Tais, as well as a very unfortunate and whimpering Reiz, well and truly immobilized. Nova carefully steps into the warehouse through the rubble of Tais's entrance as Ivey is reinforcing a Crystal Wall around Tais.)

Nova: Well done, all of you. However, in this exercise, I will have to declare Tais the winner.

Rancer: What?

Nova: I did mention that the defending team was not to move the objective.

Rancer: Halley...

Halley: Ahaha... well, it's just a trivial little detail anyway. Don't worry so much about it!

Rancer: It's something to be worried about!

Tais: (mumbling) Ginga-san...

(Nova plucks the Ginga plushie from its resting place, and places it on the ground next to Tais.)

Nova: And your prize, Corporal Scien. You deserve it.

Tais: Ginga-san...

Reiz: Fweeeh... tentacles... sticky tentacles... fweeeh...

Yui: I swear, when I get back, I'm going to demand that the autonomous systems for the magagumo wizard pack be looked at.

(Recording ends.)

Willing to edit and fix any OOC-ness and plot holes.

LOL!! Perfect absolutely perfect, you got both Yui and Tais down perfectly. I salute you sir!

[KBTKaiser]

Originally Posted by Kha

Kha: (almost drops the file in shock) You did what to break her?!
Hayate: But now that you know... I must silence you...
Kha: Uh... WHAT?! Hey um... Actually, as wrong as it sounds... I don't mind actually.
Hayate: Oh what's this I hear? I won't be silly enough to do that to you!!! Too flat... Anyway it's in the file for anyone to see, so there's no point to keeping it secret.
Kha: phew...
Hayate: But... If you go so much as to make a big fuss out of it, just remember that I've got several 'hostages' here... (Evil )
Kha: (Imagines Hayate attacking Fate in the bath)
Hayate: (sick face contorts, then bursts out laughing) Oh hahaha...! Your face is just killing me! Hahaha... See you later, Kha-chan!
Kha: Now was she serious or not?! Whatever's the case, Yagami-san might be scarier than it after all...

Boy do I love dropping hints! ^^;

Indeed Hayate has hostages. >>;
Yuuki and girls are all well endowed C-cups while Mabiko is packing an F-cup. >>;
You can see how this is both an advantage and a drawback, yes?

[Saint X]

@ Kha:

lol

My chara has the same issues has you...

He's still shady... so i can't really reveal him... and besides, i don't want to stop the Bluecheesium-induced madness here in the thread...

[tshouryuu]

Here's another log file from Yui

Spoiler for This new friend is embarrassing or Hello nurse!:

~Log Number #287 : Getting free at last... NOT!

By Yui

Sigh... Tais is back into the hospital again... At this rate, he's going to get a bed permanently assigned for his use. Although this time he deserved it, but I digress. To fully understand what caused this latest fiasco, we have to look back a few days at the CSDB (Central Science & Development Bureau).

*Play Video File*

Tsuzuki: Ritsuko-chaaaannn!
Ritsuko: What do you want Director, I'm a busy women unlike you.
Tsuzuki: That's so cold of you Ritsuko-chan!

(Ritsuko swings a rather large wrench at Tsuzuki)

Ritsuko: Spit it out, get out or have me bash it out of your skull. Personally I prefer if you choose number 3. I wanted to try out those moves Pinako Showed me last time.
Tsuzuki: Okay, okay. Here. This is what I want you to do.

(Ritsuko reads the report and her eyes widen. Without warning, she swings the wrench and knocks Tzusuki unconscious)

Ritsuko: You're crazy. You want HER to do THIS?! And send it THERE?! Are you out of your mind?! YOU... shit... I knocked him out...

*End Video File*

Some background information maybe needed here. The woman the two are talking about is a great Scientist who made some of the greatest achievements of the CSDB but is also the scientist who made most of the greatest blunders and the one with the greatest unbroken record of failures.

Anyway, Ritsuko delivered the orders to the tanned woman with beautiful long silver hair who was rather amused.

*Start Video File*

???: Ritsuko-chan! How nice of you to come see me. Missed little old me?
Ritsuko: I'll admit that you're old Urudo but me, missing you, in your dreams perhaps. Director Tsuzuki wants you to do this.

(Hands over the report)

Urudo: Hmm... Interesting. I'll get started immediately. Give S-chan a kiss for me

(Smacking Ritsuko's ass lightly on her way out, Urudo started going over her lab to get the parts needed. Outraged by her actions, Ritsuko wanted vengeance but hearing Urudo chant something like wool of bat and tongue of dog, Ritsuko quickly made herself scarce.)

*stop Video File*

Pity that, for if she stayed a bit longer she could have prevented a bottle labeled LPNN from getting into Urudo's creation and save Tais from this misfortune. A few days later, which happened to be today and co-incidentally the day Tais finally stepped out of the hospital, we received a crate from the home unit. I can't believe how naive we were as Tais just opened the crate at the guard post and I did nothing to stop him. No its not a bomb but a bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy blonde bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy and petite blonde bombshell with short shoulder length hair, large firm breasts and cute little fangs. And did I mention that she's totally nude? Yup she is stark naked and judging from the amount of blood exploding from the 2 guardsman's nostrils and their shit eating grins when they fainted from blood lost, it looks like she's going to be very popular with the guys.

I however, totally dislike her from the first moment I laid eyes on her. I mean I don't even have a body yet and I'm already feeling inadequate and jealous. Tais does not seemed to be affected but that could be because he has been staring very hard at the ceiling and muttering "Ginga-sama" over and over again.

*Play audio File*

Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama.....
???: Master?
Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Gin... What?
???: Master?
Tais: Gah!! What the.. Why is she calling me Master? Yui, help me out please! Oh no must think of only Ginga-sama and not about cute, sexy, naked, breas... NO! Must think of only Ginga-sama!!

*Pause audio file*

I'm totally pissed. She even has a nice voice. Turning my sensors away from the girl, I scanned a pad on top of a pile of neatly folded clothes next to the nake girl. Grrr... Tramp! Can't even put on some cloths. Anyway, after getting the information, I informed Tais that the girl, Seles, is suppose to be his familiar, courtesy of the CSDB. Seles must have felt rather left out and she pounce on Tais, and wrapping her legs and arms around him in a very suggestive way. Seems like she has the mindset of a kitten and koala. And how in the name of the God Empress does she not have the usual animal parts of a familiar?!

At this point when Ginga come in, looking for Tais to apologize for her overreaction the other day, I've more or less expected it. It was made worse since Seles loudly called Tais master at this time. Talk about bad timing. The look on Ginga's face when she laid eyes on Seles can only be described as hate at first sight. But when she looked at Tais, she had a chilling glare that sent him spewing all sorts of nonsense.

Surprise, Surprise, Ginga did not do any bodily harm on Tais but instead firmly pulled Seles off him and dressed her in the police-like clothing... By S*******, why did the CSDB put THAT in instead of the normal uniform for TSAB members? After dressing Seles, Ginga just gave Tais another frosty glare and turned to leave. Perhaps he was trying to explain the situation or maybe to apologize but when he touch her shoulder, Ginga turned and aimed a kick to his nuts and the result? A cry of pain.

Amazingly it was Ginga who cried out and not Tais! And not because Tais has iron like balls (at least I don't think so) but he actually countered the blow by punching downwards. Absolutely unbelievable, Tais actually harmed his crush. Realizing what he has done, he threw her over his shoulder and dashed to the hospital using the shortest possible way. The good news, he got there at record time. The bad news, Ginga's skirt got hitched up rather high, flashing just about everyone on base.

*Resume audio file*

Tais: Doctor! Doctor! Please look at Ginga-sama's foot!
Doctor: Doesn't look so bad, an ice pack on the affected area for a few hours should do the trick. By the way Nakajima-san, do you know that your skirt is hitched up so high that everyone can tell you're wearing white panties?
Ginga: Tais..
Tais: Shiro no pantsu.... (sounds of liquid dripping very rapidly can be heard and then a mechanic whirling one. Few seconds later the sound of a body hitting and crashing through a few walls can be heard)

*End audio file*

Tais's official punishment came afterwards when Ginga regain her mobility. I think the punishment is rather cruel and unusual but I never knew Tais can be made into such a convincing if tall girl. Ginga is truly talented to achieve such a feat. Cruel too since she dressed him in the most revealing set of the female Uniform and paraded him around base for the entire day, ending with making him clean up the mess after letting everyone know that the new girl is actually Tais in drag. As for Seles, she got mailed back to the CSDB since every female hate her at first sight as well.

~End log~

CC please

[LoweGear]

Originally Posted by dkellis

The 37th CIAA (plus one), evidently.

Spoiler for As seen in archive footage:

(Recording begins.)

Nova: Well then, let's welcome Corporal Tais Scien of the Central Science and Development Bureau, currently attached to the 108th Battalion, to this training exercise. Tais, this is the 37th Criminal Investigation And Apprehension unit, Team A, with Captain Halley Rainier from the 8th Information Archive Retrieval department joining us today.

(The team bow.)

Tais: It's a pleasure to meet you all. Wow, the Major looks really pretty for-

Yui: AHEM. Pleased to meet everyone; my name is Yui, and I am the AI assigned to get this boy out of whatever trouble he usually finds himself in. I must mention that Tais has an unfortunate tendency to vocalize his thoughts, so if he says anything stupid, please try to ignore him.

Nova: Oh, it's no bother. I'm sure any misunderstandings caused can be easily rectified with a nice chat and a bit of tea.

Tais: Hm, there really are a lot of cuties here. Of course, none of them can compare to Ginga-san in any way...

Rancer: Oh, expletive.

Ivey: Hm, he must mean Ginga-chan from the 108th. Reiz, I think we were just insulted.

Reiz: Huh? Oh, um, it's nothing, really, I don't think we need to-

Halley: Are you going to let this insult stand? We cannot simply step aside now! Our pride as women depends on it! We will crush this insect beneath our heels and laugh at his pathetic screams for mercy!

Reiz: Eeh?!

Tais: Wait, what did I do?!

Rancer: Corporal Scien. Out of interest, have you had many dealings with attractive females?

Tais: Um, kind of...

Rancer: And how did these dealings end up?

Tais: In a lot of pain?

Rancer: A tragic and yet unsurprising response.

Yui: I see you understand the situation very well, Captain LaSalle.

Rancer: Unfortunately.

Nova: The structure of this exercise will be a flag rush. Owing to Tais's D+ rank, training limiters have been placed on all participants of rank A and above. The objective for the 37th CIAA and Halley will be to prevent Tais from reaching and obtaining a target item, while Tais will, from three hundred meters away, attempt to retrieve the item. The setting will be a small warehouse, considered empty. Lethal and permanently cripping attacks are prohibited, and the target item is not to be moved by the defending team, but other than that, all tactics and powers are valid. The exercise will continue until Tais obtains the item or yields. Points will be given based on performance, and the one with the most points will receive a prize.

Yui: Points? Prize?

Halley: Leave it to us!

Ivey: That's right! If there's a job to be done, just call in the 37th CIAA, the A-Team!

Rancer: So what's the target?

Nova: Oh, I got a little something from Hayate-chan for this.

Tais: It's a- it's a plushie! Of Ginga-san!

Nova: Think of it as a sort of incentive.

Rancer: More to the point, why did Lieutenant Colonel Yagami have a Ginga Nakajima plush toy?

Nova: The exercise will begin on my signal. Everyone, good luck, and have a great time!

-

(The teams take up their positions.)

Rancer: Okay. From what I've researched, Tais has the advantage of extreme durability, at the expense of speed and stealth. That means that his primary tactic will likely to be a straight rush right towards the goal, shrugging off attacks along the way. He's also got some hard-hitting attacks, so Halley, be careful; you don't have any protection that can stand up to that.

Halley: He's a brick.

Rancer: What?

Halley: Brick. Slow, tough, hits hard. Don't worry, though, I made extra sure to load up Jammer Cannon with some special payloads.

Rancer: Halley, which part of "non-lethal" did you not understand?

Halley: He's going to be fine! Probably.

Rancer: Anyway. Our best chance is to deter him so much that getting the plushie will not seem worth it for the trouble. Ivey, I'm relying on your binds for this, and Reiz, you're running interference. Halley, you'll stay here, and the moment Tais comes in through that door, blast him. But non-lethally.

Ivey: And what'll you be doing?

Rancer: Making sure nobody does anything stupid- there's the signal!

Ivey: As all things fall into order, so shall all deeds be done. I cast in the name of justice; release your power to me! Mistral, set up!

Reiz: Impulse, set up! Rocketstream!

(Ivey and Reiz depart at some speed.)

Rancer: Please, please let all this turn out without any casualties. Repulsor Fin!

(He leaves. Halley looks around the warehouse, and then stares speculatively at the plushie.)

-

(View cuts to the outside, where Reiz has far outstripped Ivey, and is closing in quickly on Tais.)

Reiz: Impulse, cartridge load! Firewall!

(A wall of flame leaps up in front of Tais. He simply barrels through it, not slowing down.)

Reiz: Oh.

Tais: It's nothing personal, but... beast that guards the gates of the dead, barrier-

Reiz: Impulse, cartridge load!

(The ends of Impulse flare up, and Reiz lays onto Tais with a dizzying flurry of attacks.)

Tais: That shields and- (Reiz attempts to trip Tais up) whoa!

Yui: Retro rockets engaged.

Tais: (balancing himself) Magagumo wizard pack, set up!

Ivey: Heeeere I come to save the- whoa, Doc Ock.

Reiz: (narrowly dodging a flailing tentacle) Eeek! (She bats a tentacle away with Impulse.) Impulse, cartridge load! Flares!

Ivey: Shard Stream!

(The twin assaults of fire and ice pepper the EVA to no apparent effect. The tentacles surge towards Ivey and Reiz.)

Ivey: Quick Bind! (A hasty bind appears around a tentacle, temporarily holding it in place.) Quick Bind! Quick Bind! Shard Stream!

Reiz: Fireball!

(Two of the tentacles cross in front of Tais, and whip the fireball back towards Reiz, who dives out of the way with a yelp.)

Yui: AT Field engaged. Cross Explosion.

Tais: (panting) Uh, Yui, I think we may be going overboard-

Yui: I'm trying to save your life!

Tais: But nothing bad has happened yet...

Yui: And I'm trying to keep it that way! The longer this keeps up, the more chances that something embarrassingly stupid will-

Rancer: (arriving on the scene) Barrier Inverse.

(A tentacle manages to snag Reiz, just as the confining barrier traps Tais and Reiz together. Tais's face ends up in Reiz's ample bosom.)

Yui: -happen.

Reiz: Fweeeeeh?!

Rancer: ... (releases Barrier Inverse) Sorry about that.

Ivey: I'm not. A distraction! Mistral Bind!

(The scattered pieces of Mistral's chain suddenly come together to form a nearly unbreakable binding, unfortunately with Reiz still in her compromising position.)

Yui: Tais, if you've nosebled all over the inside of your helmet, I am not helping you clean it out.

Tais: (muttering) In the name of fire, power of the flame...

Rancer: Huh?

Tais: Bestow upon me the strength to crush my foes!

(With the strength boost, Tais easily shatters Ivey's bindings. He continues lumbering forward at high speed, Reiz still in the grip of a tentacle.)

Reiz: Heeeelp meeee...

Ivey: ... huh. That's never happened before.

Rancer: Now isn't the time to be impressed! After them!

-

(View cuts to the inside of the warehouse, where Tais suddenly bursts through a wall, EVA looking significantly worse for wear, a desperately protesting Reiz still captive, ignoring the attacks by Rancer and Ivey, as well as going around or through any obstacles they set up, making a beeline straight towards the container with the plushie...

... which is not there.)

Halley: Over here, Juggernaut.

(All turn to see Halley, who is high up on a catwalk, aiming the Jammer Cannon directly at Tais, and the Ginga plushie nestled in her breasts.)

Tais: Ginga-san... Nakajima-sama...

Rancer: A berserker?!

Halley: Superglue rounds, fire!

(Tais is splashed with an incredibly sticky white substance as Rancer and Ivey unload all their binding and trapping spells onto him.)

Rancer: Barrier Inverse, double!

Ivey: Mistral Cage! Quick Bind, Quick Bind, Quick Bind, Mistral Bind!

(The end result is Tais, as well as a very unfortunate and whimpering Reiz, well and truly immobilized. Nova carefully steps into the warehouse through the rubble of Tais's entrance as Ivey is reinforcing a Crystal Wall around Tais.)

Nova: Well done, all of you. However, in this exercise, I will have to declare Tais the winner.

Rancer: What?

Nova: I did mention that the defending team was not to move the objective.

Rancer: Halley...

Halley: Ahaha... well, it's just a trivial little detail anyway. Don't worry so much about it!

Rancer: It's something to be worried about!

Tais: (mumbling) Ginga-san...

(Nova plucks the Ginga plushie from its resting place, and places it on the ground next to Tais.)

Nova: And your prize, Corporal Scien. You deserve it.

Tais: Ginga-san...

Reiz: Fweeeh... tentacles... sticky tentacles... fweeeh...

Yui: I swear, when I get back, I'm going to demand that the autonomous systems for the magagumo wizard pack be looked at.

(Recording ends.)

Willing to edit and fix any OOC-ness and plot holes.

1st Question:

Did Tais really, actually WIN in this simulation?

(Even if via technicality though )

2nd Question:

How did Hayate manage to get a Ginga Nakajima plushie?

(In other news, beware of Hayate getting... *ehem* hostages and subduing them with moega kawaii plushies... )

3rd Question:

Where can I get said plushies?

And 4th Question:

Why is this scenario so freakin' awesome?

Originally Posted by tshouryuu

Here's another log file from Yui

Spoiler for This new friend is embarrassing or Hello nurse!:

~Log Number #287 : Getting free at last... NOT!

By Yui

Sigh... Tais is back into the hospital again... At this rate, he's going to get a bed permanently assigned for his use. Although this time he deserved it, but I digress. To fully understand what caused this latest fiasco, we have to look back a few days at the CSDB (Central Science & Development Bureau).

*Play Video File*

Tsuzuki: Ritsuko-chaaaannn!
Ritsuko: What do you want Director, I'm a busy women unlike you.
Tsuzuki: That's so cold of you Ritsuko-chan!

(Ritsuko swings a rather large wrench at Tsuzuki)

Ritsuko: Spit it out, get out or have me bash it out of your skull. Personally I prefer if you choose number 3. I wanted to try out those moves Pinako Showed me last time.
Tsuzuki: Okay, okay. Here. This is what I want you to do.

(Ritsuko reads the report and her eyes widen. Without warning, she swings the wrench and knocks Tzusuki unconscious)

Ritsuko: You're crazy. You want HER to do THIS?! And send it THERE?! Are you out of your mind?! YOU... shit... I knocked him out...

*End Video File*

Some background information maybe needed here. The woman the two are talking about is a great Scientist who made some of the greatest achievements of the CSDB but is also the scientist who made most of the greatest blunders and the one with the greatest unbroken record of failures.

Anyway, Ritsuko delivered the orders to the tanned woman with beautiful long silver hair who was rather amused.

*Start Video File*

???: Ritsuko-chan! How nice of you to come see me. Missed little old me?
Ritsuko: I'll admit that you're old Urudo but me, missing you, in your dreams perhaps. Director Tsuzuki wants you to do this.

(Hands over the report)

Urudo: Hmm... Interesting. I'll get started immediately. Give S-chan a kiss for me

(Smacking Ritsuko's ass lightly on her way out, Urudo started going over her lab to get the parts needed. Outraged by her actions, Ritsuko wanted vengeance but hearing Urudo chant something like wool of bat and tongue of dog, Ritsuko quickly made herself scarce.)

*stop Video File*

Pity that, for if she stayed a bit longer she could have prevented a bottle labeled LPNN from getting into Urudo's creation and save Tais from this misfortune. A few days later, which happened to be today and co-incidentally the day Tais finally stepped out of the hospital, we received a crate from the home unit. I can't believe how naive we were as Tais just opened the crate at the guard post and I did nothing to stop him. No its not a bomb but a bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy blonde bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy and petite blonde bombshell with short shoulder length hair, large firm breasts and cute little fangs. And did I mention that she's totally nude? Yup she is stark naked and judging from the amount of blood exploding from the 2 guardsman's nostrils and their shit eating grins when they fainted from blood lost, it looks like she's going to be very popular with the guys.

I however, totally dislike her from the first moment I laid eyes on her. I mean I don't even have a body yet and I'm already feeling inadequate and jealous. Tais does not seemed to be affected but that could be because he has been staring very hard at the ceiling and muttering "Ginga-sama" over and over again.

*Play audio File*

Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama.....
???: Master?
Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Gin... What?
???: Master?
Tais: Gah!! What the.. Why is she calling me Master? Yui, help me out please! Oh no must think of only Ginga-sama and not about cute, sexy, naked, breas... NO! Must think of only Ginga-sama!!

*Pause audio file*

I'm totally pissed. She even has a nice voice. Turning my sensors away from the girl, I scanned a pad on top of a pile of neatly folded clothes next to the nake girl. Grrr... Tramp! Can't even put on some cloths. Anyway, after getting the information, I informed Tais that the girl, Seles, is suppose to be his familiar, courtesy of the CSDB. Seles must have felt rather left out and she pounce on Tais, and wrapping her legs and arms around him in a very suggestive way. Seems like she has the mindset of a kitten and koala. And how in the name of the God Empress does she not have the usual animal parts of a familiar?!

At this point when Ginga come in, looking for Tais to apologize for her overreaction the other day, I've more or less expected it. It was made worse since Seles loudly called Tais master at this time. Talk about bad timing. The look on Ginga's face when she laid eyes on Seles can only be described as hate at first sight. But when she looked at Tais, she had a chilling glare that sent him spewing all sorts of nonsense.

Surprise, Surprise, Ginga did not do any bodily harm on Tais but instead firmly pulled Seles off him and dressed her in the police-like clothing... By S*******, why did the CSDB put THAT in instead of the normal uniform for TSAB members? After dressing Seles, Ginga just gave Tais another frosty glare and turned to leave. Perhaps he was trying to explain the situation or maybe to apologize but when he touch her shoulder, Ginga turned and aimed a kick to his nuts and the result? A cry of pain.

Amazingly it was Ginga who cried out and not Tais! And not because Tais has iron like balls (at least I don't think so) but he actually countered the blow by punching downwards. Absolutely unbelievable, Tais actually harmed his crush. Realizing what he has done, he threw her over his shoulder and dashed to the hospital using the shortest possible way. The good news, he got there at record time. The bad news, Ginga's skirt got hitched up rather high, flashing just about everyone on base.

*Resume audio file*

Tais: Doctor! Doctor! Please look at Ginga-sama's foot!
Doctor: Doesn't look so bad, an ice pack on the affected area for a few hours should do the trick. By the way Nakajima-san, do you know that your skirt is hitched up so high that everyone can tell you're wearing white panties?
Ginga: Tais..
Tais: Shiro no pantsu.... (sounds of liquid dripping very rapidly can be heard and then a mechanic whirling one. Few seconds later the sound of a body hitting and crashing through a few walls can be heard)

*End audio file*

Tais's official punishment came afterwards when Ginga regain her mobility. I think the punishment is rather cruel and unusual but I never knew Tais can be made into such a convincing if tall girl. Ginga is truly talented to achieve such a feat. Cruel too since she dressed him in the most revealing set of the female Uniform and paraded him around base for the entire day, ending with making him clean up the mess after letting everyone know that the new girl is actually Tais in drag. As for Seles, she got mailed back to the CSDB since every female hate her at first sight as well.

~End log~

CC please

...



Would you be doing a profile on Seles too btw?

And my new battle cry...

SHIRO NO PANTSU!!!!!!!

[dkellis]

Originally Posted by LoweGear

1st Question:

Did Tais really, actually WIN in this simulation?

(Even if via technicality though )

2nd Question:

How did Hayate manage to get a Ginga Nakajima plushie?

(In other news, beware of Hayate getting... *ehem* hostages and subduing them with moega kawaii plushies... )

3rd Question:

Where can I get said plushies?

And 4th Question:

Why is this scenario so freakin' awesome?

1. Yes, he did. His prizes are a Ginga plushie, and having to explain to the CSDB why the EVA is covered with a suspicious sticky white substance.

2. Nobody's really been able to ask her, because invariably the conversation turns to "so, who's the next plushie going to be of?" and nobody wants to hear the answer "You."

3. I heard (from a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy) that Hayate might be open to certain bribes, mostly involving cameras and costumes...

4. Tentacles make everything better.

Originally Posted by tshouryuu

Here's another log file from Yui

Spoiler for This new friend is embarrassing or Hello nurse!:

~Log Number #287 : Getting free at last... NOT!

By Yui

Sigh... Tais is back into the hospital again... At this rate, he's going to get a bed permanently assigned for his use. Although this time he deserved it, but I digress. To fully understand what caused this latest fiasco, we have to look back a few days at the CSDB (Central Science & Development Bureau).

*Play Video File*

Tsuzuki: Ritsuko-chaaaannn!
Ritsuko: What do you want Director, I'm a busy women unlike you.
Tsuzuki: That's so cold of you Ritsuko-chan!

(Ritsuko swings a rather large wrench at Tsuzuki)

Ritsuko: Spit it out, get out or have me bash it out of your skull. Personally I prefer if you choose number 3. I wanted to try out those moves Pinako Showed me last time.
Tsuzuki: Okay, okay. Here. This is what I want you to do.

(Ritsuko reads the report and her eyes widen. Without warning, she swings the wrench and knocks Tzusuki unconscious)

Ritsuko: You're crazy. You want HER to do THIS?! And send it THERE?! Are you out of your mind?! YOU... shit... I knocked him out...

*End Video File*

Some background information maybe needed here. The woman the two are talking about is a great Scientist who made some of the greatest achievements of the CSDB but is also the scientist who made most of the greatest blunders and the one with the greatest unbroken record of failures.

Anyway, Ritsuko delivered the orders to the tanned woman with beautiful long silver hair who was rather amused.

*Start Video File*

???: Ritsuko-chan! How nice of you to come see me. Missed little old me?
Ritsuko: I'll admit that you're old Urudo but me, missing you, in your dreams perhaps. Director Tsuzuki wants you to do this.

(Hands over the report)

Urudo: Hmm... Interesting. I'll get started immediately. Give S-chan a kiss for me

(Smacking Ritsuko's ass lightly on her way out, Urudo started going over her lab to get the parts needed. Outraged by her actions, Ritsuko wanted vengeance but hearing Urudo chant something like wool of bat and tongue of dog, Ritsuko quickly made herself scarce.)

*stop Video File*

Pity that, for if she stayed a bit longer she could have prevented a bottle labeled LPNN from getting into Urudo's creation and save Tais from this misfortune. A few days later, which happened to be today and co-incidentally the day Tais finally stepped out of the hospital, we received a crate from the home unit. I can't believe how naive we were as Tais just opened the crate at the guard post and I did nothing to stop him. No its not a bomb but a bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy blonde bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy and petite blonde bombshell with short shoulder length hair, large firm breasts and cute little fangs. And did I mention that she's totally nude? Yup she is stark naked and judging from the amount of blood exploding from the 2 guardsman's nostrils and their shit eating grins when they fainted from blood lost, it looks like she's going to be very popular with the guys.

I however, totally dislike her from the first moment I laid eyes on her. I mean I don't even have a body yet and I'm already feeling inadequate and jealous. Tais does not seemed to be affected but that could be because he has been staring very hard at the ceiling and muttering "Ginga-sama" over and over again.

*Play audio File*

Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama.....
???: Master?
Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Gin... What?
???: Master?
Tais: Gah!! What the.. Why is she calling me Master? Yui, help me out please! Oh no must think of only Ginga-sama and not about cute, sexy, naked, breas... NO! Must think of only Ginga-sama!!

*Pause audio file*

I'm totally pissed. She even has a nice voice. Turning my sensors away from the girl, I scanned a pad on top of a pile of neatly folded clothes next to the nake girl. Grrr... Tramp! Can't even put on some cloths. Anyway, after getting the information, I informed Tais that the girl, Seles, is suppose to be his familiar, courtesy of the CSDB. Seles must have felt rather left out and she pounce on Tais, and wrapping her legs and arms around him in a very suggestive way. Seems like she has the mindset of a kitten and koala. And how in the name of the God Empress does she not have the usual animal parts of a familiar?!

At this point when Ginga come in, looking for Tais to apologize for her overreaction the other day, I've more or less expected it. It was made worse since Seles loudly called Tais master at this time. Talk about bad timing. The look on Ginga's face when she laid eyes on Seles can only be described as hate at first sight. But when she looked at Tais, she had a chilling glare that sent him spewing all sorts of nonsense.

Surprise, Surprise, Ginga did not do any bodily harm on Tais but instead firmly pulled Seles off him and dressed her in the police-like clothing... By S*******, why did the CSDB put THAT in instead of the normal uniform for TSAB members? After dressing Seles, Ginga just gave Tais another frosty glare and turned to leave. Perhaps he was trying to explain the situation or maybe to apologize but when he touch her shoulder, Ginga turned and aimed a kick to his nuts and the result? A cry of pain.

Amazingly it was Ginga who cried out and not Tais! And not because Tais has iron like balls (at least I don't think so) but he actually countered the blow by punching downwards. Absolutely unbelievable, Tais actually harmed his crush. Realizing what he has done, he threw her over his shoulder and dashed to the hospital using the shortest possible way. The good news, he got there at record time. The bad news, Ginga's skirt got hitched up rather high, flashing just about everyone on base.

*Resume audio file*

Tais: Doctor! Doctor! Please look at Ginga-sama's foot!
Doctor: Doesn't look so bad, an ice pack on the affected area for a few hours should do the trick. By the way Nakajima-san, do you know that your skirt is hitched up so high that everyone can tell you're wearing white panties?
Ginga: Tais..
Tais: Shiro no pantsu.... (sounds of liquid dripping very rapidly can be heard and then a mechanic whirling one. Few seconds later the sound of a body hitting and crashing through a few walls can be heard)

*End audio file*

Tais's official punishment came afterwards when Ginga regain her mobility. I think the punishment is rather cruel and unusual but I never knew Tais can be made into such a convincing if tall girl. Ginga is truly talented to achieve such a feat. Cruel too since she dressed him in the most revealing set of the female Uniform and paraded him around base for the entire day, ending with making him clean up the mess after letting everyone know that the new girl is actually Tais in drag. As for Seles, she got mailed back to the CSDB since every female hate her at first sight as well.

~End log~

CC please

If Urd is there, one wonders where Skuld is. (Or Belldandy, for that matter, but Skuld is more... dangerous.)

Was Seles based on another reference, or is she all-original?

[LoweGear]

Originally Posted by dkellis

1. Yes, he did. His prizes are a Ginga plushie, and having to explain to the CSDB why the EVA is covered with a suspicious sticky white substance.

2. Nobody's really been able to ask her, because invariably the conversation turns to "so, who's the next plushie going to be of?" and nobody wants to hear the answer "You."

3. I heard (from a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy) that Hayate might be open to certain bribes, mostly involving cameras and costumes...

4. Tentacles make everything better.

1. ... suspicious it is... although I don't believe they'll mistake if for something else due to its sheer volume... would they?

2. *steps back*

3. Hmmm.... I know a certain person who's proficient at... bribes...

4. Why yes they do

Originally Posted by dkellis

If Urd is there, one wonders where Skuld is. (Or Belldandy, for that matter, but Skuld is more... dangerous.)

Was Seles based on another reference, or is she all-original?

Holy...

I just totally missed that reference...

Must've been the name change and Rockbell that threw me off... I thought Urudo was Paniko

Dun worry... Skuld would be at home in this OCverse of ours... (Vita does at least )

[Kha]

Originally Posted by dkellis

The 37th CIAA (plus one), evidently.

Spoiler for As seen in archive footage:

(Recording begins.)

Nova: Well then, let's welcome Corporal Tais Scien of the Central Science and Development Bureau, currently attached to the 108th Battalion, to this training exercise. Tais, this is the 37th Criminal Investigation And Apprehension unit, Team A, with Captain Halley Rainier from the 8th Information Archive Retrieval department joining us today.

(The team bow.)

Tais: It's a pleasure to meet you all. Wow, the Major looks really pretty for-

Yui: AHEM. Pleased to meet everyone; my name is Yui, and I am the AI assigned to get this boy out of whatever trouble he usually finds himself in. I must mention that Tais has an unfortunate tendency to vocalize his thoughts, so if he says anything stupid, please try to ignore him.

Nova: Oh, it's no bother. I'm sure any misunderstandings caused can be easily rectified with a nice chat and a bit of tea.

Tais: Hm, there really are a lot of cuties here. Of course, none of them can compare to Ginga-san in any way...

Rancer: Oh, expletive.

Ivey: Hm, he must mean Ginga-chan from the 108th. Reiz, I think we were just insulted.

Reiz: Huh? Oh, um, it's nothing, really, I don't think we need to-

Halley: Are you going to let this insult stand? We cannot simply step aside now! Our pride as women depends on it! We will crush this insect beneath our heels and laugh at his pathetic screams for mercy!

Reiz: Eeh?!

Tais: Wait, what did I do?!

Rancer: Corporal Scien. Out of interest, have you had many dealings with attractive females?

Tais: Um, kind of...

Rancer: And how did these dealings end up?

Tais: In a lot of pain?

Rancer: A tragic and yet unsurprising response.

Yui: I see you understand the situation very well, Captain LaSalle.

Rancer: Unfortunately.

Nova: The structure of this exercise will be a flag rush. Owing to Tais's D+ rank, training limiters have been placed on all participants of rank A and above. The objective for the 37th CIAA and Halley will be to prevent Tais from reaching and obtaining a target item, while Tais will, from three hundred meters away, attempt to retrieve the item. The setting will be a small warehouse, considered empty. Lethal and permanently cripping attacks are prohibited, and the target item is not to be moved by the defending team, but other than that, all tactics and powers are valid. The exercise will continue until Tais obtains the item or yields. Points will be given based on performance, and the one with the most points will receive a prize.

Yui: Points? Prize?

Halley: Leave it to us!

Ivey: That's right! If there's a job to be done, just call in the 37th CIAA, the A-Team!

Rancer: So what's the target?

Nova: Oh, I got a little something from Hayate-chan for this.

Tais: It's a- it's a plushie! Of Ginga-san!

Nova: Think of it as a sort of incentive.

Rancer: More to the point, why did Lieutenant Colonel Yagami have a Ginga Nakajima plush toy?

Nova: The exercise will begin on my signal. Everyone, good luck, and have a great time!

-

(The teams take up their positions.)

Rancer: Okay. From what I've researched, Tais has the advantage of extreme durability, at the expense of speed and stealth. That means that his primary tactic will likely to be a straight rush right towards the goal, shrugging off attacks along the way. He's also got some hard-hitting attacks, so Halley, be careful; you don't have any protection that can stand up to that.

Halley: He's a brick.

Rancer: What?

Halley: Brick. Slow, tough, hits hard. Don't worry, though, I made extra sure to load up Jammer Cannon with some special payloads.

Rancer: Halley, which part of "non-lethal" did you not understand?

Halley: He's going to be fine! Probably.

Rancer: Anyway. Our best chance is to deter him so much that getting the plushie will not seem worth it for the trouble. Ivey, I'm relying on your binds for this, and Reiz, you're running interference. Halley, you'll stay here, and the moment Tais comes in through that door, blast him. But non-lethally.

Ivey: And what'll you be doing?

Rancer: Making sure nobody does anything stupid- there's the signal!

Ivey: As all things fall into order, so shall all deeds be done. I cast in the name of justice; release your power to me! Mistral, set up!

Reiz: Impulse, set up! Rocketstream!

(Ivey and Reiz depart at some speed.)

Rancer: Please, please let all this turn out without any casualties. Repulsor Fin!

(He leaves. Halley looks around the warehouse, and then stares speculatively at the plushie.)

-

(View cuts to the outside, where Reiz has far outstripped Ivey, and is closing in quickly on Tais.)

Reiz: Impulse, cartridge load! Firewall!

(A wall of flame leaps up in front of Tais. He simply barrels through it, not slowing down.)

Reiz: Oh.

Tais: It's nothing personal, but... beast that guards the gates of the dead, barrier-

Reiz: Impulse, cartridge load!

(The ends of Impulse flare up, and Reiz lays onto Tais with a dizzying flurry of attacks.)

Tais: That shields and- (Reiz attempts to trip Tais up) whoa!

Yui: Retro rockets engaged.

Tais: (balancing himself) Magagumo wizard pack, set up!

Ivey: Heeeere I come to save the- whoa, Doc Ock.

Reiz: (narrowly dodging a flailing tentacle) Eeek! (She bats a tentacle away with Impulse.) Impulse, cartridge load! Flares!

Ivey: Shard Stream!

(The twin assaults of fire and ice pepper the EVA to no apparent effect. The tentacles surge towards Ivey and Reiz.)

Ivey: Quick Bind! (A hasty bind appears around a tentacle, temporarily holding it in place.) Quick Bind! Quick Bind! Shard Stream!

Reiz: Fireball!

(Two of the tentacles cross in front of Tais, and whip the fireball back towards Reiz, who dives out of the way with a yelp.)

Yui: AT Field engaged. Cross Explosion.

Tais: (panting) Uh, Yui, I think we may be going overboard-

Yui: I'm trying to save your life!

Tais: But nothing bad has happened yet...

Yui: And I'm trying to keep it that way! The longer this keeps up, the more chances that something embarrassingly stupid will-

Rancer: (arriving on the scene) Barrier Inverse.

(A tentacle manages to snag Reiz, just as the confining barrier traps Tais and Reiz together. Tais's face ends up in Reiz's ample bosom.)

Yui: -happen.

Reiz: Fweeeeeh?!

Rancer: ... (releases Barrier Inverse) Sorry about that.

Ivey: I'm not. A distraction! Mistral Bind!

(The scattered pieces of Mistral's chain suddenly come together to form a nearly unbreakable binding, unfortunately with Reiz still in her compromising position.)

Yui: Tais, if you've nosebled all over the inside of your helmet, I am not helping you clean it out.

Tais: (muttering) In the name of fire, power of the flame...

Rancer: Huh?

Tais: Bestow upon me the strength to crush my foes!

(With the strength boost, Tais easily shatters Ivey's bindings. He continues lumbering forward at high speed, Reiz still in the grip of a tentacle.)

Reiz: Heeeelp meeee...

Ivey: ... huh. That's never happened before.

Rancer: Now isn't the time to be impressed! After them!

-

(View cuts to the inside of the warehouse, where Tais suddenly bursts through a wall, EVA looking significantly worse for wear, a desperately protesting Reiz still captive, ignoring the attacks by Rancer and Ivey, as well as going around or through any obstacles they set up, making a beeline straight towards the container with the plushie...

... which is not there.)

Halley: Over here, Juggernaut.

(All turn to see Halley, who is high up on a catwalk, aiming the Jammer Cannon directly at Tais, and the Ginga plushie nestled in her breasts.)

Tais: Ginga-san... Nakajima-sama...

Rancer: A berserker?!

Halley: Superglue rounds, fire!

(Tais is splashed with an incredibly sticky white substance as Rancer and Ivey unload all their binding and trapping spells onto him.)

Rancer: Barrier Inverse, double!

Ivey: Mistral Cage! Quick Bind, Quick Bind, Quick Bind, Mistral Bind!

(The end result is Tais, as well as a very unfortunate and whimpering Reiz, well and truly immobilized. Nova carefully steps into the warehouse through the rubble of Tais's entrance as Ivey is reinforcing a Crystal Wall around Tais.)

Nova: Well done, all of you. However, in this exercise, I will have to declare Tais the winner.

Rancer: What?

Nova: I did mention that the defending team was not to move the objective.

Rancer: Halley...

Halley: Ahaha... well, it's just a trivial little detail anyway. Don't worry so much about it!

Rancer: It's something to be worried about!

Tais: (mumbling) Ginga-san...

(Nova plucks the Ginga plushie from its resting place, and places it on the ground next to Tais.)

Nova: And your prize, Corporal Scien. You deserve it.

Tais: Ginga-san...

Reiz: Fweeeh... tentacles... sticky tentacles... fweeeh...

Yui: I swear, when I get back, I'm going to demand that the autonomous systems for the magagumo wizard pack be looked at.

(Recording ends.)

Willing to edit and fix any OOC-ness and plot holes.

He won!!! Wow he really really won. Not to mention having the regeneration rate of David Brown no less. And the Reiza Beam was just brilliant!

But one little thing...

Mahou Shounen Clerical Kha in "Mistaken Origin"

Kha: I see EVA has quite a bit of defences in there... Must say that their plans to top the Zaku suits and methods going about it is rather... innovative.
Sof: (threatening sweet voice) Kha... I was wondering... What do you know about the Magagumo Wizard pack...
Kha: What Spider W.I.Z.A.R.D. pack? Ha! I never designed a pack like Dr. Octopus for the Zakum Troopers, if that's what's (turns round to see a black-aura'd Keroko and Sophia) you're... thinking... (still clueless, but swallows nonetheless) What's going on here?

Keroko: Well that thing that attacked Erio... Was the Magagumo Wizard pack...
Artherion: And we know about your little obession with tentacles, der oh-so-innocent Kleriker...
Kha: Huh? NO WAY! I never designed a Wizard pack like that!

Gard & GI Joh: Hmm... That sounds like a good idea. G-job, Boss!
Cona: Are?! (screams) IEEYAAAAAAAA!!!
Kha: Good mages of Ordered Space! This is a time for calm! We're in the middle of a very important mission of grave consequences! We can't afford to--

Sof: Don't change the subject... (Hayate Harisen Mk3 materializes)
Kha: You're not listening...
Ker: Which part of not being faithful to Fate was not understandable?!
Kha: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!

Subaru: You built that thing and programmed it to attack Nee-chan...? To think... To think... I TRUSTED YOU!!! Why are my idols all betraying me...
Teana: You made Subaru cry! You Bastard!
Caro: (Jealousy active) I looked up to you as Father...
Erio: Wait... I'm sure.. Meister is not like that...
All 3: Urusei!
Erio: Sorry, Meister...

Kha: It has come to this... (Turns serious) Erio, this may be my last lesson for you. The way of the Velka is Truth and Reason, Courage and Faith. If you are right, you'll never be beaten spiritually. That's why when we cannot agree, we duel, for the Truth exacts its will through our sword as well as our deeds... Learn it well, my Page... (summons Tausend Kreuz) Bring it on!

All mages pounce on the wrong guy.

Erio: MEISTER!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Originally Posted by tshouryuu

Here's another log file from Yui

Spoiler for This new friend is embarrassing or Hello nurse!:

~Log Number #287 : Getting free at last... NOT!

By Yui

Sigh... Tais is back into the hospital again... At this rate, he's going to get a bed permanently assigned for his use. Although this time he deserved it, but I digress. To fully understand what caused this latest fiasco, we have to look back a few days at the CSDB (Central Science & Development Bureau).

*Play Video File*

Tsuzuki: Ritsuko-chaaaannn!
Ritsuko: What do you want Director, I'm a busy women unlike you.
Tsuzuki: That's so cold of you Ritsuko-chan!

(Ritsuko swings a rather large wrench at Tsuzuki)

Ritsuko: Spit it out, get out or have me bash it out of your skull. Personally I prefer if you choose number 3. I wanted to try out those moves Pinako Showed me last time.
Tsuzuki: Okay, okay. Here. This is what I want you to do.

(Ritsuko reads the report and her eyes widen. Without warning, she swings the wrench and knocks Tzusuki unconscious)

Ritsuko: You're crazy. You want HER to do THIS?! And send it THERE?! Are you out of your mind?! YOU... shit... I knocked him out...

*End Video File*

Some background information maybe needed here. The woman the two are talking about is a great Scientist who made some of the greatest achievements of the CSDB but is also the scientist who made most of the greatest blunders and the one with the greatest unbroken record of failures.

Anyway, Ritsuko delivered the orders to the tanned woman with beautiful long silver hair who was rather amused.

*Start Video File*

???: Ritsuko-chan! How nice of you to come see me. Missed little old me?
Ritsuko: I'll admit that you're old Urudo but me, missing you, in your dreams perhaps. Director Tsuzuki wants you to do this.

(Hands over the report)

Urudo: Hmm... Interesting. I'll get started immediately. Give S-chan a kiss for me

(Smacking Ritsuko's ass lightly on her way out, Urudo started going over her lab to get the parts needed. Outraged by her actions, Ritsuko wanted vengeance but hearing Urudo chant something like wool of bat and tongue of dog, Ritsuko quickly made herself scarce.)

*stop Video File*

Pity that, for if she stayed a bit longer she could have prevented a bottle labeled LPNN from getting into Urudo's creation and save Tais from this misfortune. A few days later, which happened to be today and co-incidentally the day Tais finally stepped out of the hospital, we received a crate from the home unit. I can't believe how naive we were as Tais just opened the crate at the guard post and I did nothing to stop him. No its not a bomb but a bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy blonde bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy and petite blonde bombshell with short shoulder length hair, large firm breasts and cute little fangs. And did I mention that she's totally nude? Yup she is stark naked and judging from the amount of blood exploding from the 2 guardsman's nostrils and their shit eating grins when they fainted from blood lost, it looks like she's going to be very popular with the guys.

I however, totally dislike her from the first moment I laid eyes on her. I mean I don't even have a body yet and I'm already feeling inadequate and jealous. Tais does not seemed to be affected but that could be because he has been staring very hard at the ceiling and muttering "Ginga-sama" over and over again.

*Play audio File*

Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama.....
???: Master?
Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Gin... What?
???: Master?
Tais: Gah!! What the.. Why is she calling me Master? Yui, help me out please! Oh no must think of only Ginga-sama and not about cute, sexy, naked, breas... NO! Must think of only Ginga-sama!!

*Pause audio file*

I'm totally pissed. She even has a nice voice. Turning my sensors away from the girl, I scanned a pad on top of a pile of neatly folded clothes next to the nake girl. Grrr... Tramp! Can't even put on some cloths. Anyway, after getting the information, I informed Tais that the girl, Seles, is suppose to be his familiar, courtesy of the CSDB. Seles must have felt rather left out and she pounce on Tais, and wrapping her legs and arms around him in a very suggestive way. Seems like she has the mindset of a kitten and koala. And how in the name of the God Empress does she not have the usual animal parts of a familiar?!

At this point when Ginga come in, looking for Tais to apologize for her overreaction the other day, I've more or less expected it. It was made worse since Seles loudly called Tais master at this time. Talk about bad timing. The look on Ginga's face when she laid eyes on Seles can only be described as hate at first sight. But when she looked at Tais, she had a chilling glare that sent him spewing all sorts of nonsense.

Surprise, Surprise, Ginga did not do any bodily harm on Tais but instead firmly pulled Seles off him and dressed her in the police-like clothing... By S*******, why did the CSDB put THAT in instead of the normal uniform for TSAB members? After dressing Seles, Ginga just gave Tais another frosty glare and turned to leave. Perhaps he was trying to explain the situation or maybe to apologize but when he touch her shoulder, Ginga turned and aimed a kick to his nuts and the result? A cry of pain.

Amazingly it was Ginga who cried out and not Tais! And not because Tais has iron like balls (at least I don't think so) but he actually countered the blow by punching downwards. Absolutely unbelievable, Tais actually harmed his crush. Realizing what he has done, he threw her over his shoulder and dashed to the hospital using the shortest possible way. The good news, he got there at record time. The bad news, Ginga's skirt got hitched up rather high, flashing just about everyone on base.

*Resume audio file*

Tais: Doctor! Doctor! Please look at Ginga-sama's foot!
Doctor: Doesn't look so bad, an ice pack on the affected area for a few hours should do the trick. By the way Nakajima-san, do you know that your skirt is hitched up so high that everyone can tell you're wearing white panties?
Ginga: Tais..
Tais: Shiro no pantsu.... (sounds of liquid dripping very rapidly can be heard and then a mechanic whirling one. Few seconds later the sound of a body hitting and crashing through a few walls can be heard)

*End audio file*

Tais's official punishment came afterwards when Ginga regain her mobility. I think the punishment is rather cruel and unusual but I never knew Tais can be made into such a convincing if tall girl. Ginga is truly talented to achieve such a feat. Cruel too since she dressed him in the most revealing set of the female Uniform and paraded him around base for the entire day, ending with making him clean up the mess after letting everyone know that the new girl is actually Tais in drag. As for Seles, she got mailed back to the CSDB since every female hate her at first sight as well.

~End log~

CC please

WAHAHAHA!!! Kudos for being the comic relief of a dead serious thread! Thank you!!!

Art: Yeah man! SHIRO NO PANTSU!!!

*Hayate Harisen Mk3 >> Artei*

Art: (Crawls out of rubble)Now you're starting to remind me of the Oba-san...
Kay: ORE NO TAAN!!!
Asuka: HYAAA!!!
Art: (draws Monohoshizao) WAAAAAAGH!!!

Originally Posted by LoweGear

1st Question:

Did Tais really, actually WIN in this simulation?

(Even if via technicality though )

2nd Question:

How did Hayate manage to get a Ginga Nakajima plushie?

(In other news, beware of Hayate getting... *ehem* hostages and subduing them with moega kawaii plushies... )

3rd Question:

Where can I get said plushies?

And 4th Question:

Why is this scenario so freakin' awesome?

Sakura: (mayhem behind her) I can't believe Tentacle Hentai won! But I guess her "skills" probably nudge one out of old man Genya. (sees something fall out from the dust cloud behind her) Are? Ooh a Ginga plushie! Wii~~ (Dreamy) Breasts... so... soft...

Originally Posted by LoweGear

...



Would you be doing a profile on Seles too btw?

And my new battle cry...

SHIRO NO PANTSU!!!!!!!

The "Hand of Danaan" rocks and booms from all the fighting inside, concrete and dust falling off its architecture. A Repair cursor appears over the building as the automatic systems try to restrain the structural damage.

Then came the warcry: SHIRO NO PANTSU!!! and BOOM! the Velka barracks fell to pieces.

Meanwhile...

Necron Lord: At this rate, these humans shall join us in the peace of death. As much as I am saddened that it is not our hand that grants them paradise, we shall rejoice for they have attained enlightenment!

Einst Manager: These humans will destroy themselves and the universe! We must act quickly!

In the end, who won?

Sakura: (sitting amongst wreckage still hugging Ginga plushie) Mmm...

[tshouryuu]

Seles is just a extreme misspelling of Seras Victoria of Hellsing so I doubt I will do a profile on Seles. Initially though, the familiar was supposed to be based on Chii

Belldandy is with Keiichi of course but I have no idea where Skuld is.

Btw, Magagumo is a Flame of Recca reference and the thing that grabbed Erio was the number 13 pack (reference eva)

PS: Ivey: Heeeere I come to save the- whoa, Doc Ock <--- is this a mighty mouse and spiderman reference?

[dkellis]

Originally Posted by tshouryuu

PS: Ivey: Heeeere I come to save the- whoa, Doc Ock <--- is this a mighty mouse and spiderman reference?

Indeed it was. I was leaving the Doc Octopus thing ambiguous, so it's equally possible for it to be from Ivey's knowledge of NanohaOCverse criminals, or from Earth pop culture...

[Nightengale]

Originally Posted by Kha

He won!!! Wow he really really won. Not to mention having the regeneration rate of David Brown no less. And the Reiza Beam was just brilliant!

???: You may have won a battle...for once, but you are far from winning the war!
Subaru: [I don't really think this is the right thing to do.. *hacking the practice system software*
???: If he can't take that much, he's not fit to begin with. Think of WHAT I went through!

----

Next input : Tai
System override practice perimeters : SSS

----

But one little thing...

Mahou Shounen Clerical Kha in "Mistaken Origin"

Kha: I see EVA has quite a bit of defences in there... Must say that their plans to top the Zaku suits and methods going about it is rather... innovative.
Sof: (threatening sweet voice) Kha... I was wondering... What do you know about the Magagumo Wizard pack...
Kha: What Spider W.I.Z.A.R.D. pack? Ha! I never designed a pack like Dr. Octopus for the Zakum Troopers, if that's what's (turns round to see a black-aura'd Keroko and Sophia) you're... thinking... (still clueless, but swallows nonetheless) What's going on here?

Keroko: Well that thing that attacked Erio... Was the Magagumo Wizard pack...
Artherion: And we know about your little obession with tentacles, der oh-so-innocent Kleriker...
Kha: Huh? NO WAY! I never designed a Wizard pack like that!

Gard & GI Joh: Hmm... That sounds like a good idea. G-job, Boss!
Cona: Are?! (screams) IEEYAAAAAAAA!!!
Kha: Good mages of Ordered Space! This is a time for calm! We're in the middle of a very important mission of grave consequences! We can't afford to--

Sof: Don't change the subject... (Hayate Harisen Mk3 materializes)
Kha: You're not listening...
Ker: Which part of not being faithful to Fate was not understandable?!
Kha: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!

Subaru: You built that thing and programmed it to attack Oni-chan...? To think... To think... I TRUSTED YOU!!! Why are my idols all betraying me...
Teana: You made Subaru cry! You Bastard!
Caro: (Jealousy active) I looked up to you as Father...
Erio: Wait... I'm sure.. Meister is not like that...
All 3: Urusei!
Erio: Sorry, Meister...

Kha: It has come to this... (Turns serious) Erio, this may be my last lesson for you. The way of the Velka is Truth and Reason, Courage and Faith. If you are right, you'll never be beaten spiritually. That's why when we cannot agree, we duel, for the Truth exacts its will through our sword as well as our deeds... Learn it well, my Page... (summons Tausend Kreuz) Bring it on!

All mages pounce on the wrong guy.

Erio: MEISTER!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Hmm...

Chronicles of Yuuno Attachment NEW! : Library Entertaiment

Acous:...Are those live feeds?
Yuuno: Yeah. With the bundle of work in-and-out daily through the Library, there'll be people who has to sleep in, especially if they aren't mages. I installed some feed videos specifically for such cases. It's good entertainment.
Worker A: 20 hours. I say Kha's dead for sure this time.
Worker B: 30 hours. Kha's resilient, he won't die so easily.
Worker C: 15 hours says he'll make it through... *watches video* on second thought, 5 hours.
Acous:...What are they doing?
Yuuno: Oh, don't mind them. They've made a habit of gambling their working hours on the fates of mages left and right. My newest worker literally got the week off for betting on Tai surviving. Here, this is the one you want, right?
Acous: Oh, thanks....hmm? What's this? Private Feed #1...2...3...4...
Yuuno:

---

"These Meisters are a shame to our existence!"

"Backpacks? EVAs? Who needs those?"

"We obliterate armies and eradicate wars!"

"The name's Being. Celestial Being."

:3

[LoweGear]

Originally Posted by Kha

He won!!! Wow he really really won. Not to mention having the regeneration rate of David Brown no less. And the Reiza Beam was just brilliant!

But one little thing...

Mahou Shounen Clerical Kha in "Mistaken Origin"

Kha: I see EVA has quite a bit of defences in there... Must say that their plans to top the Zaku suits and methods going about it is rather... innovative.
Sof: (threatening sweet voice) Kha... I was wondering... What do you know about the Magagumo Wizard pack...
Kha: What Spider W.I.Z.A.R.D. pack? Ha! I never designed a pack like Dr. Octopus for the Zakum Troopers, if that's what's (turns round to see a black-aura'd Keroko and Sophia) you're... thinking... (still clueless, but swallows nonetheless) What's going on here?

Keroko: Well that thing that attacked Erio... Was the Magagumo Wizard pack...
Artherion: And we know about your little obession with tentacles, der oh-so-innocent Kleriker...
Kha: Huh? NO WAY! I never designed a Wizard pack like that!

Gard & GI Joh: Hmm... That sounds like a good idea. G-job, Boss!
Cona: Are?! (screams) IEEYAAAAAAAA!!!
Kha: Good mages of Ordered Space! This is a time for calm! We're in the middle of a very important mission of grave consequences! We can't afford to--

Sof: Don't change the subject... (Hayate Harisen Mk3 materializes)
Kha: You're not listening...
Ker: Which part of not being faithful to Fate was not understandable?!
Kha: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!

Subaru: You built that thing and programmed it to attack Nee-chan...? To think... To think... I TRUSTED YOU!!! Why are my idols all betraying me...
Teana: You made Subaru cry! You Bastard!
Caro: (Jealousy active) I looked up to you as Father...
Erio: Wait... I'm sure.. Meister is not like that...
All 3: Urusei!
Erio: Sorry, Meister...

Kha: It has come to this... (Turns serious) Erio, this may be my last lesson for you. The way of the Velka is Truth and Reason, Courage and Faith. If you are right, you'll never be beaten spiritually. That's why when we cannot agree, we duel, for the Truth exacts its will through our sword as well as our deeds... Learn it well, my Page... (summons Tausend Kreuz) Bring it on!

All mages pounce on the wrong guy.

Erio: MEISTER!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...


WAHAHAHA!!! Kudos for being the comic relief of a dead serious thread! Thank you!!!

Art: Yeah man! SHIRO NO PANTSU!!!

*Hayate Harisen Mk3 >> Artei*

Art: (Crawls out of rubble)Now you're starting to remind me of the Oba-san...
Kay: ORE NO TAAN!!!
Asuka: HYAAA!!!
Art: (draws Monohoshizao) WAAAAAAGH!!!

Shinji: May the Light of the Golden Throne Guide their Souls to Paradise. Amen.
Kay: Save the Prayers Shinji! We haven't killed them yet!!! Ex-Zed-O Swordo! Kidou Shounin!!!

Originally Posted by Kha

Sakura: (mayhem behind her) I can't believe Tentacle Hentai won! But I guess her "skills" probably nudge one out of old man Genya. (sees something fall out from the dust cloud behind her) Are? Ooh a Ginga plushie! Wii~~ (Dreamy) Breasts... so... soft...

I didn't think Sakura could be scarier than she already could be...

Originally Posted by Kha

Necron Lord: At this rate, these humans shall join us in the peace of death. As much as I am saddened that it is not our hand that grants them paradise, we shall rejoice for they have attained enlightenment!

Einst Manager: These humans will destroy themselves and the universe! We must act quickly!

In the end, who won?

Sakura: (sitting amongst wreckage still hugging Ginga plushie) Mmm...

Pure White Enlightenment indeed

... I guess it's time to call upon the powers of her God Empress H***** S******* to wipe this world... it's all over

[FlameSparkZ]

*steps in*
Yo, how's it going?
*looks around*
Everyone seems to be having fun with this

[Nightengale]

@Kha

[Vader]NOOOOOOOOOOOO!~[/Vader]

Bringing back Rein I (( even if temporary )) through Unlimited Imperium Vault!? IMPPOSHIBIBLE!

Where's the angst-dorama? Where's the tear-jerking reunion and stuff like that?

Actually, I kinda have a very very very rough idea of psuedo-reviving Rein I via Saga with bucketloads of angst, angst and angst, but like I said...I haet torturing my characters more than it needs to be.

[LoweGear]

Originally Posted by Nightengale

Hmm...

Chronicles of Yuuno Attachment NEW! : Library Entertaiment

Acous:...Are those live feeds?
Yuuno: Yeah. With the bundle of work in-and-out daily through the Library, there'll be people who has to sleep in, especially if they aren't mages. I installed some feed videos specifically for such cases. It's good entertainment.
Worker A: 20 hours. I say Kha's dead for sure this time.
Worker B: 30 hours. Kha's resilient, he won't die so easily.
Worker C: 15 hours says he'll make it through... *watches video* on second thought, 5 hours.
Acous:...What are they doing?
Yuuno: Oh, don't mind them. They've made a habit of gambling their working hours on the fates of mages left and right. My newest worker literally got the week off for betting on Tai surviving. Here, this is the one you want, right?
Acous: Oh, thanks....hmm? What's this? Private Feed #1...2...3...4...
Yuuno:

Private Feeds... hmmmm... I wonder what their contents are about... one for each of the Aces I hope...

Originally Posted by Nightengale

---

"These Meisters are a shame to our existence!"

"Backpacks? EVAs? Who needs those?"

"We obliterate armies and eradicate wars!"

"The name's Being. Celestial Being."

:3

*spits drink*

I told you not to do 00 until October!!!

Awesome reference though

[Kha]

Originally Posted by Nightengale

Chronicles of Yuuno Attachment NEW! : Library Entertaiment

Acous:...Are those live feeds?
Yuuno: Yeah. With the bundle of work in-and-out daily through the Library, there'll be people who has to sleep in, especially if they aren't mages. I installed some feed videos specifically for such cases. It's good entertainment.
Worker A: 20 hours. I say Kha's dead for sure this time.
Worker B: 30 hours. Kha's resilient, he won't die so easily.
Worker C: 15 hours says he'll make it through... *watches video* on second thought, 5 hours.
Acous:...What are they doing?
Yuuno: Oh, don't mind them. They've made a habit of gambling their working hours on the fates of mages left and right. My newest worker literally got the week off for betting on Tai surviving. Here, this is the one you want, right?
Acous: Oh, thanks....hmm? What's this? Private Feed #1...2...3...4...
Yuuno:

---

"These Meisters are a shame to our existence!"

"Backpacks? EVAs? Who needs those?"

"We obliterate armies and eradicate wars!"

"The name's Being. Celestial Being."

:3

Now I do recall a celestial being with a James Bond streak... !!! DIO!!! HE'S ALIVE?!

BUT I jest again. PLZ NOT 00!!!

:hehe: No I jest. Pray tell of teh haxxr you have there.

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Shinji: May the Light of the Golden Throne Guide their Souls to Paradise. Amen.
Kay: Save the Prayers Shinji! We haven't killed them yet!!! Ex-Zed-O Swordo! Kidou Shounin!!!

Art: Hiten Mitzuruki Ryu!!! Jigoku Ken-shin!!!
Kha: (parry) Say what?! (parry, parry, dodge, tank, run, jump, hop, hop)

Originally Posted by LoweGear

I didn't think Sakura could be scarier than she already could be...

This thread, Hayate, 4koma and her link to H***** are a very bad influence...

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Pure White Enlightenment indeed

... I guess it's time to call upon the powers of her God Empress H***** S******* to wipe this world... it's all over

Originally Posted by FlameSparkZ

*steps in*
Yo, how's it going?
*looks around*
Everyone seems to be having fun with this

ABSOLUTELY SMASHING!!!

(Down Forward Heavykick)

Originally Posted by Nightengale

@Kha

[Vader]NOOOOOOOOOOOO!~[/Vader]

Bringing back Rein I (( even if temporary )) through Unlimited Imperium Vault!? IMPPOSHIBIBLE!

Where's the angst-dorama? Where's the tear-jerking reunion and stuff like that?

Actually, I kinda have a very very very rough idea of psuedo-reviving Rein I via Saga with bucketloads of angst, angst and angst, but like I said...I haet torturing my characters more than it needs to be.

Well... When Hayate does meet the Unison Device, it'll be when Sophia learns to summon the original Souten no Sho properly. That means, no memories, no relation, no idea who Hayate and the Knights are. They put on a brave face, but I suppose they do the crying later in private.

Kha sees Hayate sad and softens.

But... if Sophia gets stronger, I think she can summon latest version of Rein 1 who is now residing in the Hall of Heroes that exists outside of all timelines. Maybe... If she has a strong enough wish for the Holy Grail, maybe Rein 1 might return to the OC thread as Caster.

[LoweGear]

Originally Posted by Kha

Now I do recall a celestial being with a James Bond streak... !!! DIO!!! HE'S ALIVE?!

BUT I jest again. PLZ NOT 00!!!

:hehe: No I jest. Pray tell of teh haxxr you have there.

Mobile Suit Gundam 00



<<<*points to ava*

Now, be converted

Originally Posted by Kha

Well... When Hayate does meet the Unison Device, it'll be when Sophia learns to summon the original Souten no Sho properly. That means, no memories, no relation, no idea who Hayate and the Knights are. They put on a brave face, but I suppose they do the crying later in private.

Kha sees Hayate sad and softens.

But... if Sophia gets stronger, I think she can summon latest version of Rein 1 who is now residing in the Hall of Heroes that exists outside of all timelines. Maybe... If she has a strong enough wish for the Holy Grail, maybe Rein 1 might return to the OC thread as Caster.

For a person you're suddenly glad to see again, and yet unable to remember anything about you... yup, it is sad.

Although... that hope of Caster Rein MUST happen!!! For Hayate's happiness!

You must write... immediately!!!!

(Is it me, or are we high today?)

[Nightengale]

Rein I with no memories...Hmm...That's not too bad. Well, if Sophia ever needs a power-boost to summon the latest R1, Saga can always Unison with her.

It's not like Rein I will remember Saga at all nor will he let her, so he can angst alone. ;(

Well, if we're going to throw in 00 references in October... we might as well start our own multiple Belka variations. :3

Ancient Belka : Teh original.

Neo Belka : Windows emulating Mac.

Trans-Belka : Founded by Jazz. Belka style which involves at least 60% of cybernetic implants that installs the cardtridge system inside the body along with vehicle transformation systems.

Oh, and Fate's car is a user of Trans-Belka. :3

My-Belka : Nanomachines. Jewels. Pillars. Contract. Master. nuff said.

Celestial-Belka : Rather than using cardtridge devices, they pilot giant magical powered robots which has the cardtridge system inside.

Dark-Belka : DUH!

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Although... that hope of Caster Rein MUST happen!!! For Hayate and Saga's happiness!

Fixed.

Since it's so bloody obvious my Story of Saga will have a tragic ending...so tragic that even death doesn't bring them together.

[Kha]

Originally Posted by LoweGear

Mobile Suit Gundam 00



<<<*points to ava*

Now, be converted

Researches to know more...

Originally Posted by LoweGear

For a person you're suddenly glad to see again, and yet unable to remember anything about you... yup, it is sad.

Although... that hope of Caster Rein MUST happen!!! For Hayate's happiness!

You must write... immediately!!!!

(Is it me, or are we high today?)

Well... I think I noe what to do. Looks like Sophia's Godhaxx Oni-chan is appearing earlier than expected too.

Originally Posted by Nightengale

Rein I with no memories...Hmm...That's not too bad. Well, if Sophia ever needs a power-boost to summon the latest R1, Saga can always Unison with her.

It's not like Rein I will remember Saga at all nor will he let her, so he can angst alone. ;(

Well, if we're going to throw in 00 references in October... we might as well start our own multiple Belka variations. :3

Ancient Belka : Teh original.

Neo Belka : Windows emulating Mac.

Trans-Belka : Founded by Jazz. Belka style which involves at least 60% of cybernetic implants that installs the cardtridge system inside the body along with vehicle transformation systems.

Oh, and Fate's car is a user of Trans-Belka. :3

My-Belka : Nanomachines. Jewels. Pillars. Contract. Master. nuff said.

Celestial-Belka : Rather than using cardtridge devices, they pilot giant magical powered robots which has the cardtridge system inside.

Dark-Belka : DUH!

Nighty! You're going to drive me and X crazy with ideas!!! Look here:

Trans-Belka: Canberra is a user too! And Firehawk! And they can do SYMMETTRICAL DOCKING too without Kha around.

My-Belka: Chacha is a practicioner of that, with a little twist.

Celestial-Belka: ***dam Stahlmut?

Dark-Belka: They're still alive huh?

@Lowe: Yeah I'm high too.

EDIT: