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EfrainMan · 2004-11-10, 14:43

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Originally Posted by socomberetta

*squeak squeak squeak*

That's what I'm talkin' about

Green² · 2004-11-10, 18:17

Quote:

*squeak squeak squeak*

You know, that would work so much better with multiple "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! Use the Sexy-no-Jutsu!".

socomberetta · 2004-11-10, 21:01

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Originally Posted by Green²

You know, that would work so much better with multiple "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! Use the Sexy-no-Jutsu!".

You know, I thought about doing that, but since I suffer from Lazyritis, I decided having to write dialogue for 1-2 extra Naruto's would be too much work. Besides, I think Naruto would have no idea how to please 2 women at once. Well, I could have solved that by having Naruto create another male shadow clone, but then my Lazyritis would start up and Id just end up scrapping the whole thing and eat Doritos or something.

naantje · 2004-11-10, 21:09

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Originally Posted by Kadius

Gaara: Stop! Hammer time!

HAHAHAHAH stop the presses.. kadius has won

sarcasteak · 2004-11-11, 13:10

Gald to see this thread is still alive and kickin'...and hasn't run out of its year supply of KY lube yet.

I'm pretty sure this has been done already; maybe not...

Sasuke has killed Orochimaru and now confronts Itachi.

Sasuke: Nii-san...are you prepared to DIE? *draws the Kusanagi sword glowing with blue*

Itachi: Yes, I've been waiting for this day...you are finally an opponent worth killing. *draws his Tsuguri sword glowing with red*

Sasuke: After today, there will only be one Uchiha left!!!

Itachi: Before that...there is something I must tell you.

Sasuke: Hmmph. Begging for mercy right now is beyond too late.

Itachi: Sasuke...

Sasuke: What.

Spoiler for manga spoiler:

Kouji · 2004-11-11, 20:42

4Kids exec: ...
Kakashi: If you have no dang buisness with us. Then I'd suggest you leave ^_^!
Naruto: Yeah, get the heck outta here. Dang morons!
Sasuke: Or, would you want to feel the power of my Chidori *mysteriously appears right beside 4Kids*
Idate: Fine, idiot! (kicks 4Kids out of Neo Konoha)

Sakura: *inner Sakura* Damn right, they had better not license us. (raises fist at 4Kids)

Whitefire · 2004-11-11, 22:38

Zabuza: im glad you're such a hot girl haku...whats that... OH MY GOD!!!

Kadius · 2004-11-12, 01:25

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Originally Posted by naantje

HAHAHAHAH stop the presses.. kadius has won

Why thank you, but there are alot of good jokes in this thread. Can I just say I 'placed'? ^_^

Besides, it makes sense that Gaara would spout off a line from a song called 'U can't touch this'.

Gaara + Hammerpants (and the dance) would have me rolling.

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Originally Posted by Whitefire

Zabuza: im glad you're such a hot girl haku...whats that... OH MY GOD!!!

Haku blushes and looks at Zabuza coyly.
Zabuza: Oh, why not...
Haku: C'mere big boy.
Zabuza: *growl*

Whitefire · 2004-11-12, 08:47

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Originally Posted by Kadius

Haku blushes and looks at Zabuza coyly.
Zabuza: Oh, why not...
Haku: C'mere big boy.
Zabuza: *growl*

come to think of it, thats probably happened at some point -_-

as long as songs are still semi-relavent...

Choji - im to sexy for my shirt. to sexy for my shirt. so sexy it hurts.

Bronwen Stx · 2004-11-12, 15:11

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Originally Posted by socomberetta

Naruto(thinking to himself): Its so lonely in this bed with Hinata on her mission...especially now when Im in the mood for some . But, what can you do...wait!

Naruto: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! Use the Sexy-no-Jutsu!

Naruto(Clone):*looks around* Why?

Naruto: What do you mean why?

Naruto(Clone): Well, Jiraiya and Ebisu aren't around so I dont exactly see the point in transforming.

Naruto: The point?! I created you, dammit! If you want to have another second out here, then I suggest you transform immediately!!

Naruto(Clone): Alright, alright. There's no need for threats. Sheesh...
*Poof: transforms into a hot blonde chick*
Now what?

Naruto: Now get on the bed.

Naruto(Clone): *looks incredulously at Naruto*
Are you planning to do what I think youre planning to do?!

Naruto: And what is that, exactly?

Naruto(Clone): Are you trying to sleep with me?

Naruto: Well, yeah amongst other things.

Naruto(Clone): OH MY GOD!!!!

Naruto: What's the problem?!

Naruto(Clone): Youre only supposed to use us in battles or when trying to solve problems that need 2 or more people to solve. You do NOT, and I repeat, NOT use us to sexually gratify yourself!!! I mean, youve got a hand right? Use it for Christ's sakes!

Naruto: Its not the same...I mean the feeling isnt the same as the real thing...you know? Besides, there's no rule against using you for whatever purposes even if it is for sex.

Naruto(Clone):...I-I- Its an unwritten rule, dammit!! In any case, you'd be cheating on Hinata! You know, the purple-haired girl that's always loved you and has always accepted you even when you told her about your secret.

Naruto:...

Naruto(Clone):Heh, thats what I thought. Now dispurse your chakra so that I can get out of here, and try to forget what you asked me to do.

Naruto: Wait!

Naruto(Clone): *sigh* What now?

Naruto: Well, I was just thinking that technically, I wouldnt be cheating on Hinata if I slept with you.

Naruto(Clone): Unbelievable!!! How in the hell did you figure something as ridiculous as that out?

Naruto: Well, masturbation is having sex with yourself, right, and since you are me in every sense of the word, I figured it'd be the same thing.

Naruto(Clone): That is the most ridicu...wait, you may have a point...

Naruto: So we're in agreement?

Naruto(Clone): Uh...

Naruto: Come on, you admitted I had a point.

Naruto(Clone): I guess...ok, but only if Im on top.

Naruto: It doesnt matter, besides, I like being on the bottom.

*squeak squeak squeak*

I wouldn't be surprise if Naruto has actually done that...

I'm not quite sure if anybody mentioned this but I really do think this scene - even if it's not exactly not what they would say wins, hands down for really being who I thought he is:

Spoiler for chapter 238:

Lee-pimp · 2004-11-14, 18:20

how bout this

*shino and kiba are waiting for kurenai and hinata on their first day, kurenai comes down the path*
shino to kiba:id hit that

Riese · 2004-11-14, 18:59

Spoiler for ch 238:

Spoiler:

hobobaggins · 2004-11-15, 17:39

socomberetta - classic

but i think there would be a divergence after this line...

Quote:

Naruto: So we're in agreement?

Naruto (clone): hell yeah! you henge too!

Naruto: why the ... ooh. lesbians.

*squak squeak squeak*... or something.

socom+greensquared. you are amazing.

socomberetta · 2004-11-15, 21:15

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Originally Posted by hobobaggins

socomberetta - classic

but i think there would be a divergence after this line...

Naruto (clone): hell yeah! you henge too!

Naruto: why the ... ooh. lesbians.

*squak squeak squeak*... or something.

socom+greensquared. you are amazing.

Ooh, lesbians, I wish I had thought of that.

I think the ending sfx would more likely be,

*slurp slurp slurp*

or

*lick lick lick*

Uchiha Sasuke · 2004-11-15, 22:04

146 pages are too much 4 me so i dont know if they already has been posted

3rd: ur a great sexslave oro

oro: i want to take over the body of tsunade, i like these freaking big boobs

sasuke & naruto singing: bad boys, bad boys, what'cha gonna do, what'cha gonna do, if they come for u"

shikamaru: temari want to feel my shadow inside? ^^

naruto: hi tsunade, sakura, ino, temari, tenten, hinata, shizune. want to have a orgy? horny mass shadow replicent no jutsu

Green² · 2004-11-16, 00:14

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Originally Posted by hobobaggins

socomberetta - classic

but i think there would be a divergence after this line...

Naruto (clone): hell yeah! you henge too!

Naruto: why the ... ooh. lesbians.

*squak squeak squeak*... or something.

socom+greensquared. you are amazing.

Perhaps get the Rasengan going... well, it would be a different hold on things...

Then we get something like,

"Hummm Vrummm Hummm Vrummm"

nh1 · 2004-11-16, 11:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by socomberetta

I think the ending sfx would more likely be,

*slurp slurp slurp*

or

*lick lick lick*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green²

Perhaps get the Rasengan going... well, it would be a different hold on things...

Then we get something like,

"Hummm Vrummm Hummm Vrummm"

Oyh! You're getting too much into this

In continuation:
Sasuke drops by...
Naruto:

Sasuke: Oh! I want to join! *pants drop and he's ready to dance

*
Naruto: No! Wait, it's me... Naruto!

...

Sasuke: I know.
Naruto:

stylez · 2004-11-20, 15:35

Obito : Hey Kakashi! Want my new sharingan eye? U can have one if u want?
Kakashi : Hey thanks! Thats a nice gift for my first day as a Juinnin!

Lee-pimp · 2004-12-01, 23:19

in light of recent anime events i feel the need to repost this classic fromt the first page and *bump* this thread.

http://www.picturehost.co.uk/free.on...our%20baby.jpg

go there to get pic.

diabolistic · 2004-12-02, 01:43

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Originally Posted by Lee-pimp

in light of recent anime events i feel the need to repost this classic fromt the first page and *bump* this thread.

http://www.picturehost.co.uk/free.on...our%20baby.jpg

go there to get pic.

ZOMG WHAT THE
I'm surprised you still remember that pic!
how did you get it, anyways? that pic was uploaded from my angelfire account, but it got deleted months ago.

anyways..
I'm not exactly sure when it was that Lee was first deemed a pimp (the first instance of Lee being called a pimp that i recall is from bfdd), but it would be hilarious if Lee started announcing his presence as Lee, the Pimp.

Spoiler for That's his dream!:

2004-11-11, 13:10	Link #2905
sarcasteak WAHA~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: World overloaded with fun Age: 39	Gald to see this thread is still alive and kickin'...and hasn't run out of its year supply of KY lube yet. I'm pretty sure this has been done already; maybe not... Sasuke has killed Orochimaru and now confronts Itachi. Sasuke: Nii-san...are you prepared to DIE? draws the Kusanagi sword glowing with blue** Itachi: Yes, I've been waiting for this day...you are finally an opponent worth killing. draws his Tsuguri sword glowing with red Sasuke: After today, there will only be one Uchiha left!!! Itachi: Before that...there is something I must tell you. Sasuke: Hmmph. Begging for mercy right now is beyond too late. Itachi: Sasuke... Sasuke: What. Spoiler** for manga spoiler: Itachi: I am...your brother! dum dum dum Sasuke: ... Itachi: ... Sasuke: ... Itachi: ... Sasuke: ... Itachi: ... Sasuke: ... Itachi: ... Sasuke: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!! dies from teh lameness Last edited by sarcasteak; 2004-11-11 at 13:24.

2004-11-11, 20:42	Link #2906
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	4Kids exec: ... Kakashi: If you have no dang buisness with us. Then I'd suggest you leave ^_^! Naruto: Yeah, get the heck outta here. Dang morons! Sasuke: Or, would you want to feel the power of my Chidori mysteriously appears right beside 4Kids Idate: Fine, idiot! (kicks 4Kids out of Neo Konoha) Sakura: inner Sakura Damn right, they had better not license us. (raises fist at 4Kids) __________________

2004-11-14, 18:59	Link #2912
Riese Brutal Killer Math Logic Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Deep in the realm of "that's wrong!"	Spoiler for ch 238: Spoiler: Sasuke: Oro, you sick fucking bastard. These are GIRLS clothes!!! I'm wearing goddamn SHIZUNE and HINATA's outfit!! Oro: All the better to eat you with, my dear. Kabuto: Don't mind him, that's just the rag that came with his last body.

2004-11-11, 22:38	Link #2907
Whitefire Crescent Hairpen Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: earth	Zabuza: im glad you're such a hot girl haku...whats that... OH MY GOD!!!

2004-11-14, 18:20	Link #2911
Lee-pimp A.S.S. Vice President Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: i dont know can you help me Age: 34	how bout this shino and kiba are waiting for kurenai and hinata on their first day, kurenai comes down the path shino to kiba:id hit that

2004-11-15, 22:04	Link #2915
Uchiha Sasuke i'm an avenger Join Date: May 2003 Location: Berlin, Germany Age: 40	146 pages are too much 4 me so i dont know if they already has been posted 3rd: ur a great sexslave oro oro: i want to take over the body of tsunade, i like these freaking big boobs sasuke & naruto singing: bad boys, bad boys, what'cha gonna do, what'cha gonna do, if they come for u" shikamaru: temari want to feel my shadow inside? ^^ naruto: hi tsunade, sakura, ino, temari, tenten, hinata, shizune. want to have a orgy? horny mass shadow replicent no jutsu

2004-11-20, 15:35	Link #2918
stylez Hokage Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Trondheim, Norway Age: 38	Obito : Hey Kakashi! Want my new sharingan eye? U can have one if u want? Kakashi : Hey thanks! Thats a nice gift for my first day as a Juinnin!

2004-12-01, 23:19	Link #2919
Lee-pimp A.S.S. Vice President Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: i dont know can you help me Age: 34	in light of recent anime events i feel the need to repost this classic fromt the first page and bump this thread. http://www.picturehost.co.uk/free.on...our%20baby.jpg go there to get pic.