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Syurge · 2004-07-24, 15:17

(I havn't read through all 136 pages.. so I'm just going to hope noone else has gone this direction

)

Sasuke: Damnit, I told Oro not to leave a hickey.... Huh? Cursed Seal? ya... ya... A cursed seal.. that what that mark is...

pathyfinder · 2004-07-24, 16:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syurge

(I havn't read through all 136 pages.. so I'm just going to hope noone else has gone this direction

)

uhmmm syurge-san doesn't know this thread very well now does he?

*joking* No one hear would ever think Sasuke had a hickey

ORO: I'm melting! Melting!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamui4356

Well that depends on what you mean by "special" olympics...

touche'

cocopop · 2004-07-24, 18:17

sigh... gess ill try post a few of mine altho they arent as funny as the last ones :P and i guess i have to start my first post somewhere so here i go...

Itachi: Foolish brother...curse me... hate me...and watch me cry...
*starts crying* 'I'm sorry i killed you mom and dad. I was drunk and reversing and didn't see you...'

Haku: Zabuza...I'm pregnant... and you're the father
Zabuza: ...WTF?!

Naruto: I choose you useless-cheerleader-mon!
Sakura (thinks to herself): Its about time he chose me instead of blind-shygirl-mon (Hinata)

Itachi: Anyone up for a staring contest? Last one standing wins...

Tenten: Meet my sisters... SixSix and NineNine

Kankuro: I have 2 puppets for battle, Karasu and Kuroari and 1 puppet for pleasure Kurenai (lookalike blowup doll)

Tsunade (looking at her breasts): No wonder why mother had to have a caesarian...

Syurge · 2004-07-24, 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocopop

Kankuro: I have 2 puppets for battle, Karasu and Kuroari and 1 puppet for pleasure Kurenai (lookalike blowup doll)

caesarian...

Haha.. Nice one

Riese · 2004-07-24, 22:40

Here's a non-Xrated one.

Orochimaru: So, Gov. Aaah-nold the jug head thinks that girly men suck, does he?

Well, I'll show him a thing or two!

*Summons Manda's lil brother*

Spoiler:

AznExzztasy · 2004-07-25, 00:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocopop

sigh... gess ill try post a few of mine altho they arent as funny as the last ones :P and i guess i have to start my first post somewhere so here i go...

Itachi: Foolish brother...curse me... hate me...and watch me cry...
*starts crying* 'I'm sorry i killed you mom and dad. I was drunk and reversing and didn't see you...'

Haku: Zabuza...I'm pregnant... and you're the father
Zabuza: ...WTF?!

Naruto: I choose you useless-cheerleader-mon!
Sakura (thinks to herself): Its about time he chose me instead of blind-shygirl-mon (Hinata)

Itachi: Anyone up for a staring contest? Last one standing wins...

Tenten: Meet my sisters... SixSix and NineNine

Kankuro: I have 2 puppets for battle, Karasu and Kuroari and 1 puppet for pleasure Kurenai (lookalike blowup doll)

Tsunade (looking at her breasts): No wonder why mother had to have a caesarian...

Naruto-CHIDORI!! CHIDORI!! CHIDORI!!!! ahh crap I give up!

Chouji-I told you! its not underwear! i keep it on my head to keep it warm!!!

Sakura-Never EVER cut your hair with a kunai!!! *mumbles*stupid split ends...

ringez · 2004-07-25, 11:21

Gaara - [at the beach] this is a pebbly beach, No!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee - [age 90] - sakura i sed i sav u 4 eva but now it's just gone too far

Kabuto - Oro im coming out of the closet

Kakashi - Gai, thanks for lending me a spair outfit, its so snug and gentle

Ino - chouji wtf did u do with my body while i was using my jutsu ?

Lee-pimp · 2004-07-26, 01:54

hey pathy sup. what happened to hobo and the rest why are they gone? this thread just isnt the same without good old woody and all the different manga spoofs they did. too much text going around bring back the oldies!!!!!

Syurge · 2004-07-26, 02:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by ringez

Kakashi - Gai, thanks for lending me a spair outfit, its so snug and gentle

Haha.. Very nice..

Hayate: I think I'll join the opera *cough*

ringez · 2004-07-26, 18:43

orochimaru -- arghhh, a snake

Gai - Pokebal go, weird squirtle thingy attack

Lee ( watchin sakura tak a bath)- "if i cant wank consecustively for an hour, then i'll climb trees for 5 days"

one for most leaf ninjas - my shoelaces are untied

ChildGamez · 2004-07-26, 19:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by ringez

Lee ( watchin sakura tak a bath)- "if i cant wank consecustively for an hour, then i'll climb trees for 5 days"

Haaahahahhahahaa......

good1.

Ino: Shikamaru take care of my body

Shikamaru's voice: Sure. (Shikamaru's mind): Hell Yeah!

Ino: Ninpou, Shintenshin no jutsu!

(Shikamaru's mind): Finally some personal time with Ino's body again ... it's party time!

Shay · 2004-07-27, 17:14

Kakashi: GAI!!!!! YOU ARE MY ETERNAL RIVAL!!!!!

Gai: Huh......Did you say something?

Kakashi:

ShadowClone · 2004-07-28, 01:51

In the middle of the Arena during the Chuunin Exam 3rd part finals... Sakura, Ino, and Tenten walk in in GLADIATRIX COSTUMES:
We will...we will...ROCK YOU!!!

Tsunade: Shizune, let's have roast pork for dinner...
Shizune: OK! Heeeerreee... Tonton..come on girl...!!

Kamui4356 · 2004-08-01, 00:25

Wow, this thread almost fell to page 3. I guess everyone's taking a break for the summer. Anyway, I have another new one, slight manga spoiler. It isn't up to my usual standard though.

Spoiler:

Riese · 2004-08-01, 03:06

Heya all!

Wow, I wasn't sure if I'd get access to the net on my trip overseas.
In my typical sardonic, contraversial fashion, I give you this quickie:

Spoiler:

yamikage · 2004-08-01, 04:11

We'll I'm a newbie so forgive me for not being funny enough for your standards. But I'm trying hard in order to put something in this thread. After all my ambition is to kill a certain mod and the revival of this thread. (I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad Yamikage...

)

This is my prediction for the next chapter:

Spoiler for Chapter 226:

ok so that was lame, but it was my first try so please don't kill me if you think that I deserve to die because of the utter lameness of my joke.

cdkobasiuk · 2004-08-01, 16:57

Sakura sings:

Does he love me I want to know
How can I tell if he loves me so
Is it in his eyes ?

Oh no ! You'll be deceived
Is it in his sighs ?

Oh no ! He'll make believe
If you want to know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss

That's where it is

Is it in his face ?

Oh no ! That's just his charms
In his warm embrace ?

Oh no ! That's just his arms

If you want to know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss

That's where it is
It's in his kiss
That's where it is

Kiss him and squeeze him tight

Find out what you want to know
If it's love, if it really is
It's there in his kiss

How about the way he acts

Oh no ! That's not the way
And you're not list'nin' to all I say
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss

That's where it is
It's in his kiss
That's where it is

{needless to say I lifted all the gifs from all around. I thought this up in the car yesterday.}

Kamui4356 · 2004-08-01, 17:25

Hmm I have another one, so soon after my last one too. also has a slight manga spoiler.

Spoiler:

Tech^^ · 2004-08-01, 19:14

Naruto :
That girl with the weird eyes is following me again
No matter how much i scrub this mark still wont come off
why do i look like i have whiskers
screw being hokage i wanna be a power ranger NINJA ZORD!!

pathyfinder · 2004-08-01, 19:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaze

Said by Naruto as he watches the stars with his team.
What if like there were like people, like watching us... like all the time, and it's like some sort of amusment for them.
(now sasuke speakin) dude yeah... like what if they idalized us.
(sakura) Yeah right sasuke like anyone whould idalize you.
(Naruto again) no man he could be right. I mean we could like be gods to our "viewers"
(all) wooow.
(kakashi) Hey you good for nothing stoners get off my roof!

wow that was a lot of "like"s to type. any way heres some more...

(sasuke) Like cool! like wow! like totally freak me out, I mean right on *clap* *clap* *clap* Naruto sure is number one! Yeah rock on Naruto your my God! yeah! *toe touch*

or

(Naruto) Like cool! like wow! like totally freak me out, I mean right on *clap* *clap* *clap* sasuke sure is number one! Yeah rock on sasuke your my God! yeah! *toe touch*

take your pick.
ha ha. oh well.
Ya no if they were posted already don't bother any way.
I shall Dance Dance Dance cause the kitty kat rocks!
-Blaze

*Uh'm doing this for a fellow member who is having technical difficulties.....*

2004-07-24, 22:40	Link #2725
Riese Brutal Killer Math Logic Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Deep in the realm of "that's wrong!"	Here's a non-Xrated one. Orochimaru: So, Gov. Aaah-nold the jug head thinks that girly men suck, does he? Well, I'll show him a thing or two! Summons Manda's lil brother Spoiler: pwn3d!!11!!!!

2004-07-27, 17:14	Link #2732
Shay Monarch Programmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Liverpool Age: 42	Kakashi: GAI!!!!! YOU ARE MY ETERNAL RIVAL!!!!! Gai: Huh......Did you say something? Kakashi: __________________ Current Anime - Attack on Titan Current Manga - Naruto Current Book - Waiting for War of the Roses Current Album - Vessel by Twenty One Pilots

2004-08-01, 00:25	Link #2734
Kamui4356 Aria Company Join Date: Nov 2003	Wow, this thread almost fell to page 3. I guess everyone's taking a break for the summer. Anyway, I have another new one, slight manga spoiler. It isn't up to my usual standard though. Spoiler: Naruto: wearing a shirt that says akatsuki Hey sasuke. What's up? Sasuke: Naruto! Where'd you get that shirt?!! Naruto: You're brother gave it to me as a gift. He's trying to get me to join the akatsuki. He told me all kind of interesting stuff, like how to get a mangekyo sharingan without killing your best friend. Sasuke: REALLY?!! HOW?!!! Naruto: It isn't easy. you have to.... later Sasuke: singing, wearing a pink dress and a head band with cat ears Cat. I'm a kitty cat. And I dance. Cat. I'm a kittycat. and I dance..... naruto: Yo Shikamaru! I told you I could get him to do it. Now pay up! 5000 yen! Shikamaru: damn this is so troublesome. I mean I knew he was gay, but I didn't think he'd actually do that... Sasuke: damn it Naruto, how long does this take? I need to kill Itachi. Cat. I'm a kittycat. and I dance.... as I wonder if anyone else remembers that dancing cat... __________________

2004-08-01, 03:06	Link #2735
Riese Brutal Killer Math Logic Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Deep in the realm of "that's wrong!"	Heya all! Wow, I wasn't sure if I'd get access to the net on my trip overseas. In my typical sardonic, contraversial fashion, I give you this quickie: Spoiler: Tsunade to Orochimaru: I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm going to kill all 3 of us!!!!

2004-08-01, 04:11	Link #2736
yamikage Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: nowhere...	We'll I'm a newbie so forgive me for not being funny enough for your standards. But I'm trying hard in order to put something in this thread. After all my ambition is to kill a certain mod and the revival of this thread. (I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad Yamikage... ) This is my prediction for the next chapter: Spoiler for Chapter 226: CS Lvl 2Sasuke beats up Naruto badly and Naruto is at the brink of defeat. Naruto lies on the Hokage monument and Sasuke slowly approaches him... Sasuke: Naruto, you are my closest friend. Naruto: Huh, wtf are you saying? Sasuke: You see, my brother told me that in order for me to defeat my brother, I have to kill my closest friend. My Mangekyo Sharingan (let's just say that Sasuke explained it to Naruto while they were fighting) is the only thing that can defeat his. The nearest persons that I can consider as my closest friends are Kakashi-sensei, Sakura-chan and you. Since killing Kakashi-sensei will make me look like a total a**hole and killing Sakura-chan would make too much sense, that leaves only you! Naruto: (thinks to himself) Omg! He's dead serious! Sasuke: (uses Chidori and runs to Naruto) Goodbye, dear friend! I must kill you in order for me to live happily! :fingers: Suddenly, as Sasuke is about to hit Naruto with Chidori, a huge explosion occurs! Sasuke is thrown away. He stands up, only to find a mysterious figure before him. The mysterious figure, overflowing with awesome chakra and with nine freakishly huge tail-like parts in his back walks toward Sasuke Sasuke: Wtf is that!!! Naruto?!? Is that you!!! Naruto: HE HE HE. THANK YOU SASUKE. THANKS TO YOU, I HAVE OBTAINED TOTAL CONTROL OF THE NINE-TAILS POWER. BUT THAT WOULDN'T MATTER TO YOU ANYMORE, WOULD IT? Sasuke: What the heck are you talking about? Naruto: YOU SEE SASUKE, I WAS SEALED WITH THE NINE-TAILES FOX THAT ATTACKED THIS VILLAGE AFTER MY BIRTH...(tells the whole story about Nine-tails and him) ERO-SENNIN TOLD ME THAT IN ORDER TO FULLY UNLEASH MY TRUE POWER, MY CLOSEST FRIEND SHOULD SERIOUSLY TRY TO KILL ME. NOW, THE PERSONS NEAREST TO BEING MY CLOSEST FRIENDS ARE IRUKA-SENSEI, KAKASHI-SENSEI, ERO-SENNIN, KONOHAMARU, SAKURA-CHAN, AND YOU. SINCE IRUKA-SENSEI IS TOO KIND TO DO IT, KAKASHI-SENSEI IS TOO BUSY READING HIS BOOKS AND WITH CARING FOR YOUR ASS, ERO-SENNIN IS TOO BUSY WRITING HIS BOOKS,KONOHAMARU AND SAKURA-CHAN THREATENING TO KILL ME WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE, THAT ONLY LEAVES YOU. BUT BEFORE, YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT KILLING YOUR BROTHER. BUT NOW, YOU DID AND I AM GRATEFUL. HOWEVER, YOU ARE THREATENING MY EXISTENCE AND FOR THAT, I MUST KILL YOU!!! (HEY, I LEARNED THAT FROM GAARA!) Sasuke: Nnnnnnnooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naruto pwned Sasuke. THE END. ok so that was lame, but it was my first try so please don't kill me if you think that I deserve to die because of the utter lameness of my joke.

2004-07-24, 15:17	Link #2721
Syurge Less than Humorous Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hamilton, Ontario.... Canada	(I havn't read through all 136 pages.. so I'm just going to hope noone else has gone this direction ) Sasuke: Damnit, I told Oro not to leave a hickey.... Huh? Cursed Seal? ya... ya... A cursed seal.. that what that mark is...

2004-07-24, 18:17	Link #2723
cocopop Idiot Join Date: Jul 2004	sigh... gess ill try post a few of mine altho they arent as funny as the last ones :P and i guess i have to start my first post somewhere so here i go... Itachi: Foolish brother...curse me... hate me...and watch me cry... starts crying 'I'm sorry i killed you mom and dad. I was drunk and reversing and didn't see you...' Haku: Zabuza...I'm pregnant... and you're the father Zabuza: ...WTF?! Naruto: I choose you useless-cheerleader-mon! Sakura (thinks to herself): Its about time he chose me instead of blind-shygirl-mon (Hinata) Itachi: Anyone up for a staring contest? Last one standing wins... Tenten: Meet my sisters... SixSix and NineNine Kankuro: I have 2 puppets for battle, Karasu and Kuroari and 1 puppet for pleasure Kurenai (lookalike blowup doll) Tsunade (looking at her breasts): No wonder why mother had to have a caesarian...

2004-07-25, 11:21	Link #2727
ringez Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004	Gaara - [at the beach] this is a pebbly beach, No!!!!!!!!!!! Lee - [age 90] - sakura i sed i sav u 4 eva but now it's just gone too far Kabuto - Oro im coming out of the closet Kakashi - Gai, thanks for lending me a spair outfit, its so snug and gentle Ino - chouji wtf did u do with my body while i was using my jutsu ?

2004-07-26, 01:54	Link #2728
Lee-pimp A.S.S. Vice President Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: i dont know can you help me Age: 34	hey pathy sup. what happened to hobo and the rest why are they gone? this thread just isnt the same without good old woody and all the different manga spoofs they did. too much text going around bring back the oldies!!!!!

2004-07-26, 18:43	Link #2730
ringez Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004	orochimaru -- arghhh, a snake Gai - Pokebal go, weird squirtle thingy attack Lee ( watchin sakura tak a bath)- "if i cant wank consecustively for an hour, then i'll climb trees for 5 days" one for most leaf ninjas - my shoelaces are untied

2004-07-28, 01:51	Link #2733
ShadowClone Genin Featherweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Konoha Boxing Gym (KBG)	In the middle of the Arena during the Chuunin Exam 3rd part finals... Sakura, Ino, and Tenten walk in in GLADIATRIX COSTUMES: We will...we will...ROCK YOU!!! Tsunade: Shizune, let's have roast pork for dinner... Shizune: OK! Heeeerreee... Tonton..come on girl...!!

2004-08-01, 16:57	Link #2737
cdkobasiuk Mommy on a Bender Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: East Coast USA	Sakura Karaoke time Sakura sings: Does he love me I want to know How can I tell if he loves me so Is it in his eyes ? Oh no ! You'll be deceived Is it in his sighs ? Oh no ! He'll make believe If you want to know if he loves you so It's in his kiss That's where it is Is it in his face ? Oh no ! That's just his charms In his warm embrace ? Oh no ! That's just his arms If you want to know if he loves you so It's in his kiss That's where it is It's in his kiss That's where it is Kiss him and squeeze him tight Find out what you want to know If it's love, if it really is It's there in his kiss How about the way he acts Oh no ! That's not the way And you're not list'nin' to all I say If you wanna know if he loves you so It's in his kiss That's where it is It's in his kiss That's where it is {needless to say I lifted all the gifs from all around. I thought this up in the car yesterday.}

2004-08-01, 17:25	Link #2738
Kamui4356 Aria Company Join Date: Nov 2003	Hmm I have another one, so soon after my last one too. also has a slight manga spoiler. Spoiler: Itachi: Sasuke, I killed Shisui in order to gain the mangekyo sharingan. the requirement for it is you must kill your closest friend. Sasuke: you bastard! How could you? Plus, how do you know that anyway? Itachi: Well actually my kunai slipped out of my hand while we were training and I got this mangekyo sharingan. So I just assumed that's what caused it. Pretty cool, huh. Anyway, the clan leaders kind of took exception to me having it, so I had to kill them. Well I should get going before the anbu arrive. See ya. Don't forget to make a good friend and kill him, ok? Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I killed another close friend?Itachi leaves Sasuke: you bastard.... later outside Konoha Itachi: damn. It was fun killing everyone, but I left my playstation back there. Now I'm bored. Kisami: hey there. I'm kisami. did I just here you say you killed everyone? I'm from the akatsuki. We could use a heartless bastard like yourself. Plus we have a ps2, gamecube, and an x-box with all the latest games. Itachi: really? cool let's go. My name's Uchiha Itachi by the way. Kisami: wow an uchiha! So anyway what happened? who'd you kill? Itachi: the rest of my clan. they were limiting my growth, so I had no choice. Kisami: I see. You'll fit in well with the akatsuki. Itachi: Thanks. You guys will be my closest friends. __________________

2004-08-01, 19:14	Link #2739
Tech^^ Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Age: 37	Naruto : That girl with the weird eyes is following me again No matter how much i scrub this mark still wont come off why do i look like i have whiskers screw being hokage i wanna be a power ranger NINJA ZORD!!