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Juanita/Kiteless
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New England
Age: 40
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a swimming pool? Bob! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your front door? Matt! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground? Phil!
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2014-08-03, 05:34 | Link #35125 |
I never hid my hurts.
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Where the wild things are--Hell.
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choice comments: Confucius says: "Nice to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl." Confucius says: "He who sits on toilet is high on pot." Confucius say: "Man is like spider. Bound to have sticky hand after being on web."
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
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2014-08-03, 12:26 | Link #35127 |
Okuyasu the Bird
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Alberta, Canada
Age: 32
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This is somewhat NSFW, so use caution when watching (turn closed captioning on for english subtitles):
True freedom can't be achieved within the boundaries of societal expectations.
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