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Old 2007-08-28, 07:40   Link #1001
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Haha, thats madness! xD
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Old 2007-08-28, 13:03   Link #1002
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More sparta XD.

This is so wrong.
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Old 2007-08-28, 15:57   Link #1003
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they killed sponge bob with a death note lol
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Old 2007-08-28, 22:10   Link #1004
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More sparta XD.

This is so wrong.
Funny but cruel ^_^
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Old 2007-08-29, 23:26   Link #1005
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A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”

The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.”

The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.”

The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.”

The lawyer asked, “What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?”

The farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.”

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man’s nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, you old coot! Now, it’s my turn!”

The old farmer smiled and said, “No, I give up. You can have the duck!”

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Old 2007-08-30, 00:26   Link #1006
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nvm, delete...
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Old 2007-08-30, 13:36   Link #1007
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I found this absolutly hilarious
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UGMD8cL6IjE
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Old 2007-08-31, 02:46   Link #1008
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@Flo: LOL @ Star Wars and LotR parodies. The teletubbies.... omg i couldn't stop laughing.
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Old 2007-09-01, 09:55   Link #1009
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Amusing programmer sayings, quotes and jokes.
And related...

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Originally Posted by FORTRAN manual
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
  • "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

  • "BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN."

  • "Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."

  • "Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science."

  • "The human mind ordinarily operates at only 10% of its capacity, the rest is overhead for the operating system."

  • "The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually the programmer."

  • "Programming is an art form that fights back."

  • " 'Virtual' means never knowing where your next byte is coming from."

  • "If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer."

  • "If God had intended humans to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports."

  • "There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works."

  • "You never finish a program, you just stop working on it."

  • "Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."

  • "Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you could have to support it the rest of your life."

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Old 2007-09-01, 19:44   Link #1010
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Originally Posted by laughoutloud View Post
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”

The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.”

The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.”

The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.”

The lawyer asked, “What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?”

The farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.”

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man’s nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, you old coot! Now, it’s my turn!”

The old farmer smiled and said, “No, I give up. You can have the duck!”

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truly great, I couldn't stop laughing. I mean the old guy and the lawyer. Funny.
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Old 2007-09-02, 22:25   Link #1011
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lol @ Cats' post. Programming... I can't do it, but that doesn't mean that that stuff isn't HILARIOUS!
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Old 2007-09-03, 18:54   Link #1012
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Some gifs for you all:



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Old 2007-09-04, 12:41   Link #1013
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The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime
Don't think this has been posted yet... this is for the old school Transformers fans.

and I'll throw in this animated gif that made me chuckle a bit.
Spoiler for O_O:

Those are probably old by now but I hope it's new to some of you
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Old 2007-09-04, 12:52   Link #1014
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Quote:
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Some may have seen my 300 sig. This is where I got it.

Found this at some Chinese forum. Translated for easy reading. Enjoy.

Spoiler for part 1:


Spoiler for part 2:


Spoiler for Part 3:


Spoiler for Final Part:


Enjoy.
lol that was pretty funny
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Old 2007-09-04, 14:02   Link #1015
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lol that was pretty funny
i agree it was funny and it really made me luagh with the death note and sponge bob lol ^^ good going XD
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Old 2007-09-04, 15:54   Link #1016
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LOL @ Kitsuke06. That deserves some rep....
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Old 2007-09-04, 17:45   Link #1017
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Yagami Light no Yuutsu

@Flo: That 300 spoof is great! Part 1 and 4 are the best parts
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Old 2007-09-05, 08:07   Link #1018
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LOL @ Kitsuke06. That deserves some rep....
I second that motion. lol that brightened my day
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Old 2007-09-06, 08:51   Link #1019
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iParody

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Here are some Pc Vs. Mac ads. Just in case one of them wasn't posted yet.

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UK Version:

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Deviation:

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Linux...

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Old 2007-09-08, 13:14   Link #1020
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2 funny Wow vids a friend send me.
Guess the first one is only funny if you played wow yourself and know what goldfarmers are
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Second one is from blizzard self. And meh.. guess only wow players can appreciate this... Even though i don't play it anymore myself.
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