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kenjiharima · 2009-06-22, 09:01

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Originally Posted by escimo

LOL!!! The Force is more powerful than anything. Also 3:23 FACE PALM!

If you know this manga you're good.

Miko Miko · 2009-06-22, 13:24

Spoiler for Motivational Posters:

Spoiler for Map of the world :P:

Evil Rick · 2009-06-22, 23:59

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Originally Posted by Miko Miko

Spoiler for Map of the world :P:

Mexico a 100% lovers of Yuri nation?

...

Yeah, you got it right.

Dilla · 2009-06-23, 02:43

Judah should have stay on the ground a bit longer.

ganbaru · 2009-06-23, 03:35

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Originally Posted by Evil Rick

Mexico a 100% lovers of Yuri nation?

...

Yeah, you got it right.

Same thing here at the province of Quebec. Bah ,that could be easyly worse after all.

Solafighter · 2009-06-23, 07:27

Im a lolicon?...

Mh i had a feeling of it...NOT!

NateFate · 2009-06-23, 10:36

Anyone Have Facebook?

Spoiler for Facebook:

Futanari...

ahhh...close to moe...

risingstar3110 · 2009-06-23, 15:26

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Originally Posted by Miko Miko

Spoiler for Motivational Posters:

Can anyone tell me more about this screen? I means what's the actual meaning of that line?

klowny · 2009-06-23, 21:36

Ebichuman · 2009-06-23, 22:13

Wal Mart Diagnosis

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.

He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results. The computer then prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant; twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

Dilla · 2009-06-23, 23:34

Looks like good ole' Joe is going through a major mid-life crisis.

KimmyChan · 2009-06-24, 06:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miko Miko

Spoiler for Map of the world :P:

Yaaaaay! Good to see that the UK is mainly a Shoujo region! That makes me very happy!

kenjiharima · 2009-06-24, 08:03

Nostalgia again from sesame street! LOL

KimmyChan · 2009-06-24, 08:35

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Originally Posted by kenjiharima

Nostalgia again from sesame street! LOL

Gotta love the sheer retro awesomeness that is Sesame Street, hee hee!

Kitsune · 2009-06-26, 02:27

Time, some people has too much

Spoiler for Do you have time?:

KimmyChan · 2009-06-26, 10:08

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Originally Posted by Kitsune

Time, some people has too much

Spoiler for Do you have time?:

Lol! I totally love it! Really cleverly done, but still funny as hell & so so true!

kenjiharima · 2009-06-26, 10:28

lol! After that he'll say "You're Already Dead!" Kenshiro style.

I never knew Bruce Lee is from DC. lol

KimmyChan · 2009-06-26, 10:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenjiharima

lol! After that he'll say "You're Already Dead!" Kenshiro style.

I never knew Bruce Lee is from DC. lol

It's amazing the resemblences and likenesses of him on that figurine, lol!

Miko Miko · 2009-06-26, 10:51

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Originally Posted by risingstar3110

Can anyone tell me more about this screen? I means what's the actual meaning of that line?

The romaji sub says
'notto disu shitto agen' that basically says.
'not this shit again'

do you see it?

KimmyChan · 2009-06-26, 10:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWings

These stories (or jokes) from Reader's Digest was funny enough to make me smile.

"What's a couple" I asked my mother, "Two or three."

Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed.

I really like that one, that did make me laugh after I read it

2009-06-22, 13:24	Link #4422
Miko Miko Imouto-Chan♥ Graphic Designer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England Age: 30	Spoiler for Motivational Posters: Spoiler for Map of the world :P: __________________

2009-06-23, 02:43	Link #4424
Dilla 'Sup Ballers Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Carolina, USA Age: 34	<p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/GJHlsYgYKP8">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> Judah should have stay on the ground a bit longer.

2009-06-23, 07:27	Link #4426
Solafighter Hige Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: God only knows	Im a lolicon?... Mh i had a feeling of it...NOT! __________________

2009-06-23, 22:13	Link #4430
Ebichuman Ebichu Transform! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The night sky.	Wal Mart Diagnosis One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results. The computer then prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant; twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart __________________

2009-06-24, 08:03	Link #4433
kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	Nostalgia again from sesame street! LOL <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/QDgAdXTcs00">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________ Vampire+Sisters

2009-06-23, 10:36	Link #4427
NateFate Just A Newbie Animers Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: My Beloved Indonesia Age: 27	Anyone Have Facebook? Spoiler for Facebook: Futanari... ahhh...close to moe...

2009-06-23, 21:36	Link #4429
klowny OH NO Join Date: May 2007 Location: New York Age: 32

2009-06-23, 23:34	Link #4431
Dilla 'Sup Ballers Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Carolina, USA Age: 34	Looks like good ole' Joe is going through a major mid-life crisis.

2009-06-26, 02:27	Link #4435
Kitsune 九尾の狐 Artist Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: With lots of bunny girls. Age: 38	Time, some people has too much Spoiler for Do you have time?:

2009-06-26, 10:28	Link #4437
kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	lol! After that he'll say "You're Already Dead!" Kenshiro style. I never knew Bruce Lee is from DC. lol __________________ Vampire+Sisters