A Laugh A Day

[Areguzanda]

Originally Posted by Dhomochevsky

I need a spam filter for my phone!
Yesterday I got another of those calls, telephone ring, I picked up and said "hello?", girl on the other side replied with a 5 min monologe about what shes going to ask me (wanted to do a survey about my access to TV...). Told me I was randomly chosen by some mysterious chosing program to take part in that survey... yeah right, it picks me out of 100 million or so, every week. After she was finally finished, I told her I had no interest in taking part. She asked me if I was the one in my household with the best experience concerning TV. It was an obvious move to try and get someone else on the phone. I dont fall for that anymore. I told here "yes" (I dont watch TV anymore... hardly once a month.. some poker or tennis).
She started another of her endless speaches. About how important it was that I took part and blabla... if I had time to do it later.. they would call again?
"uhm.. no?"

Do I have to feel bad about that? Because somehow I do.. Im too firendly for this world.

I have my own mean way to deal with these things
I just say: let me hear what you have to offer me.
Then I silently leave the phone on the table and walk away

[Six]

Originally Posted by deviousj

Well, this happened to me last Saturday. I was eating dinner, and someone called my cell. Turns out it was a random girl scout trying to sell me cookies. Yeah, girl scouts telemarket nowadays. It's a funny yet sad world we live in.

LOL i had that happen to me about 2 months ago.

[Reno]

Originally Posted by Dhomochevsky

Do I have to feel bad about that? Because somehow I do.. Im too firendly for this world.

Hehe you shouldn't feel bad. At least you actually listened to what she said. I just hang up on them.

You can't be too friendly... this world needs friendly people.

[Spark]

Originally Posted by Reno

You can't be too friendly... this world needs friendly people.

Like me! Who knows, maybe if you all would take part in those surveys maybe, just maybe you'd win like a cruise or something. Maybe. >.>

[gummybear]

GRAP YOUR D*** AND DOUBLE CLICK!

[Deathkillz]

oh gosh...one of the best songs ever sung with a massive twist!

[darkjester]

Originally Posted by gummybear

GRAP YOUR D*** AND DOUBLE CLICK!

two amv versions of that...
Jiraiya says: The Internet is for Porn!

Chobits version,,,

and now...

POWERTHIRST!!!!

ENERGY... AAAAHRRRG.... Sports..... AAAAAHRHG!!!!

k thxs

[NoSanninWa]

Originally Posted by Deathkillz

oh gosh...one of the best songs ever sung with a massive twist!

I love that song, but when hearing it butchered like that I could NOT stop laughing. It was hysterical from beginning to end. Thanks for that.

[angela21]

Originally Posted by Oneesama

2nd attempt

Counselor: how did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?
Jimmy: I bent over to smell a brose.
Counselor: There is no b in rose.
Jimmy held up a rose: There was in this one.

haha..... hope that make you laugh

ahhh i love this joke!! something i understood for the first time. the first one was funny, but i prefer this type of humor.

[angela21]

i better say a joke too, huh? ok here's one of my favorites.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

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....
....

You're too young to smoke.

[Areguzanda]

Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.

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hahaha
that must have been so cool to watch

[NoSanninWa]

Online communities have finally been mapped!



There you have it! AOL is just across the Noob Sea from MySpace. 4chan and 2channel are islands in the Ocean of Subculture.

[rei]

I LMAO at this one. Mod, if you think this is 'unappropriate', please delete this post.

[Dhomochevsky]

yay.. uhm... what going on there?

[Aoie_Emesai]

rei - that was rather boring.

[jedinat]

I don't know if I want to watch anything that's unappropriate. That sounds like it may be even worse than inappropriate. Like the appropriateness has just been completely "un"-ed or something.

I feel compelled to post this link if only because I was expecting something appropriate to this thread when I began watching it.

[Areguzanda]

<BradJ*hnson> OMG, I lost my mouse!
<Dilly4> Your cursor, or your entire mouse?
<BradJ*hnson> Um, both. Isn't the cursor attached to the bottom of the mouse?
<Dilly4> What? Do you run your mouse around on the screen?
<BradJ*hnson> No, on the mouse pad...oh, I see. The cursor is the arrow, right?
<Dilly4> New to computers, eh?
<BradJ*hnson> You wouldn't believe it, but I'm actually really good with computers
Dilly4 doesn't believe it.
<BradJ*hnson> How did you do that? I got my mouse back!
<Dilly4> it typed "/me doesn't believe it"
<BradJ*hnson> "/me wants to make money with computers"
Dilly4 suggests that the best way for you to make money is to sell yours.
<BradJ*hnson> Fucker.
GanGreen thinks he'll submit this lameness to Bash.
Dilly4 nods in agreement.
<BradJ*hnson> "/me wonders if this is working right on your end. What is Bash?"
<Dilly4> GanG, make sure you blank out his name so his family (and future customers) don't see what a lamer he is.
<GanGreen> NP. How about if I make it "BradJ*hnson"?
Dilly4 laughs his head off.
<BradJ*hnson> "/me goes "Just so long as no one recognizes it...I DO sounds kinda stupid. I'm smrat tho"
Dilly4 can't control his fits of laughter
<BradJ*hnson> smart. you all suck hard.
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GAHAHAHAHAHA
nice way to show of your IQ ^^

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Another great Quote, but only the link since it's kind of faul mouthed

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<sheep--> haha
<sheep--> my mom got this knife at some asian store
<sheep--> i was gonna use it to make myself some food
<sheep--> but instead, i\'m gonna frame it and keep it for ever in the wrapper
<Tick> ?
<sheep--> it says on it \"Warning: keep out of children\"
<Tick> lol
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gotta love the Asian -> English Translators ^^

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<Dan> I was at a funeral
<Saria> catholics suck..
<Dan> And I was drinking a pop
<Dan> And for some stupid reason... the holy water was plugged into an electrical socket
<Dan> So the wire was just kinda hanging out
<Saria> so do pentecostals
<Dan> So I trip on it... land in the holy water, spilling this brown pop in the holy water
<Saria> lol
<Saria> :/
<lophyte> LOL
<lophyte> awesome
<Dan> I look down and said "Whoa.. it's holy crap!"
<lophyte> LMAO
<lophyte> HAHAHA
<Saria> LOL
<Dan> Never saw the inside of that church again...
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genious ^^

[Dhomochevsky]

The thread was on page 2.
What are you doing?

Thats a statement!

[darkjester]

Desu Double Deluxe!

k thxs...

[gummybear]

the aristocrats joke acted out O.O