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Old 2009-03-27, 08:33   Link #3821
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A man checks into a hotel and asks if the porn channel is disabled.

The receptionist replies "No sir, it's just ordinary porn...you sick bastard"
Hows does.... disabled porn even work? O.o

erm.... on second thought... don't answer that.
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Old 2009-03-27, 17:10   Link #3822
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I was reading the RRS site when I came across this post. It's absolutely hilarious.

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Old 2009-03-27, 22:06   Link #3823
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Hows does.... disabled porn even work? O.o

erm.... on second thought... don't answer that.
The disabled porn probably meant that the porn is done by disabled people, or it is SM.

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I was reading the RRS site when I came across this post. It's absolutely hilarious.

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It reminded me of this......

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Old 2009-03-27, 23:04   Link #3824
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The story of creation with an unhealthy serving of deep-fried potatoes.
Alternate Title: The battle between Good and Evil, with an unhealthy serving of deep-fried potatoes.

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In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. And Earth was without form and void. And God made a circular light in the heavens which he called the Sun. And God saw that the light was good. The devil made the smaller light rectangular in shape called the TV. The devil saw that the light was bad. And God made springs which came out of the ground. Oozing fountains of pure, fresh water. The devil invented fizzy drinks. And saw that the fizzy drinks were bad. And God said, let the Earth bring forth vegetables, and the herb of the field that the children may grow up healthy. And it was so.

The devil said, “let there be deep fried potatoes”. And God said, "Let the waters bring forth 10000 varieties of fish that they may provide sustenance for the children". And the devil arranged that the fish may be smothered in batter, fried deep and served with deep fried potatoes.

And God created the cattle and chicken of the field and said, “BEHOLD, I have given you every living creature that moveth; to you it shall be for meat.“ And the devil showed how the meat could be minced and turned into burgers and suggesteth that it be always served with deep fried potatoes.

And on the seventh day, God rested and asked that his children rest too, and use the day to comtemplate the wonders of the creation.

And the devil created the all-day brunch, cartoon TV channels, and Sunday newspapers filled with articles about celebrities that the minds of the children be filled with rubbish and their bodies filled with yet more deep fried potatoes. And God said to the boy, “Take the girl and go forth and multiply, and of your seed I shall create a great nation, as numberless as the stars of the heavens.

And the devil invented the computer and recruited 10,000 demons and zombies to fill with online battles and too recruited many females to take images of top heavy women. And the boy parted with the girl and did instead cleave to the computer.

And God pointed out to the girl that he had made her many attractive blandishments which she could use whenever the boy was away from the computer.

And the devil invented the Nintendo DS Lite so that the boy will be able to take his computer games with him whereever he goes.

Now the serpent was more subtle that any of the animals that God had created. And the Devil did enter into the serpent and cause him to say to the girl and the boy, The tree in the middle of the garden the Lord hath told you not to touch. But I say unto you, if you eat the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, your eyes will be opened and you shall be as gods.

And the boy and the girl looked at the serpent and said unto him: No thanks, we liketh not fruit, But hast thou any deep fried potato?

And here concludes how the devil lost the war and endeth today’s scripture reading, Amen.
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Old 2009-03-28, 00:13   Link #3825
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Funny thing Cub-Sama, I didn't laufgt at any of your , do I have a problem ?
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Old 2009-03-28, 00:19   Link #3826
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Always use protection

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Old 2009-03-28, 09:05   Link #3827
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No matter how many times I see these.. it still amde me laugh

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Old 2009-03-28, 13:45   Link #3828
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Always use protection
So the 2nd male comes in and starts with the other guy. Unexpected and funny!
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Old 2009-03-28, 14:18   Link #3829
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Old 2009-03-29, 00:08   Link #3830
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A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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Old 2009-03-29, 01:31   Link #3831
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^Ehh... most of those are pretty "meh" (and some don't even make sense). If you're going to be sacrilegious it should at least be funny.
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Old 2009-03-29, 01:40   Link #3832
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Old 2009-03-29, 04:14   Link #3833
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Originally Posted by Demongod86 View Post
A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
That was bloody damn hilarious. You made my day.

Complex jokes like this needs to be understood with a sense of humour and worldliness, as well as an understanding of extremities.

It is just a joke Jedi. Nothing sacrilegious about it.
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Old 2009-03-29, 05:43   Link #3834
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Complex jokes like this needs to be understood with a sense of humour and worldliness, as well as an understanding of extremities.

It is just a joke Jedi. Nothing sacrilegious about it.
lol. It was hardly complex. And let's look up "extremities" before we use it in a sentence next time, 'kay? No need to admonish me. It's way past my bed time so sorry if I'm being a b*tch. (the irony is I'm posting anyways)
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Old 2009-03-29, 14:29   Link #3835
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I laughed so much i almost choked
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Old 2009-03-29, 14:59   Link #3836
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That was great! Is it from a webcomic?
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Old 2009-03-30, 01:01   Link #3837
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A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
I enjoyed it
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Old 2009-03-30, 04:27   Link #3838
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Old 2009-03-30, 05:42   Link #3839
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Gotta love Garfield! ;D

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Old 2009-03-30, 09:21   Link #3840
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Know your state motto!

Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru.
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

Illinois
Please Don't Pronounce the "S".

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States.

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
For Some Tax Brackets.

Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians.

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone.

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets.

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable.

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing.

Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal.

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island.

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender.

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota.

Tennessee
The Ed-yoo-cayshun State.

Texas
Si?, Hablo Ingles, Amigo.

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.

Vermont
Yep.

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We have more rain than you do !!

Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor ?

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese.

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.
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