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Old 2013-03-19, 14:41   Link #1
oompa loompa
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Puns! And perhaps other cleverly worded delights

To start off, I did a quick search of the general chat form ( I searched for puns in titles), and couldn't find anything similar. I suppose we do have a laugh a day thread, but I think this is a little different. If the mods find this thread redundant, I apologize in advance.


You know what makes my day? A good pun in a sentence. Nothing says clean, honest fun like a good pun. Except the inappropriate puns, but we'll dig ourselves out of that hole when we get there. So, post some clever/funny puns! If you find some other extremely cleverly worded, or just awesome sounding sentence or phrase post it as well! (Someone who knows what they're talking about might be able to categorize what might go in here better)

I'll start with some oldies but goldies:

Einstein formulated a theory on space, and it was about time too.

*applause* *applause*

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

*Knee slapper!*

Go for it!
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Old 2013-07-21, 09:02   Link #2
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I tried to think of English puns but can't remember any ^^;
Here's a good Japanese one:
I drive a car without an engine. It's called a しずカー shizukaa.
Shizuka = quiet
kaa = Japanization of "car" (instead of the proper word kuruma)
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Old 2013-07-21, 09:16   Link #3
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^ snicker

The frog goes home (Kaeru ga kaeru)
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Old 2013-07-21, 11:09   Link #4
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I heard the call of nature and took a stroll through the morning wood.
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Old 2013-07-21, 12:43   Link #5
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I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I wondered by the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

... all of these stolen off reddit, where there's an entire sub-reddit for puns.
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Old 2013-07-21, 12:48   Link #6
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Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf View Post
I heard the call of nature and took a stroll through the morning wood.
Whatever perverted joke inside your head is going to keep us hand-tied for cleaning.

When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
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