The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Tyabann]

I posted something like 3 pages ago.

And now Persona 4 is going to consume my life with its awesome and poorly-done emotional scenes, so you won't be hearing anything from me for a while.

(God DAMN that's the one bad part of the game. The part the matters. Dammit.)

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

I posted something like 3 pages ago.

And now Persona 4 is going to consume my life with its awesome and poorly-done emotional scenes, so you won't be hearing anything from me for a while.

(God DAMN that's the one bad part of the game. The part the matters. Dammit.)

I gotta get me summa that.

[vivify93]

Originally Posted by besieger

I'll put PE teachers in this way: PE teachers are actually quite smart in their field. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to teach. The certificate is actually pretty hard to get...

Whoa, how the hell did I miss this post? Don't mean to beat a dead horse on the subject here, but like I said, I actually believe he is very intelligent. He just doesn't let it show all the time... Kinda like me, actually.

Originally Posted by beanbrew

Just remember, if you say that you're going to kill someone, that means you'll save them.

...Can this be an exception to the Bizzarobag rule?

Originally Posted by beanbrew

IWhy does this class even exist?

Obviously so those of us with hot phy-ed teachers can talk with/ogle them.

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

now Persona 4 is going to consume my life with its awesome and poorly-done emotional scenes, so you won't be hearing anything from me for a while.

(God DAMN that's the one bad part of the game. The part the matters. Dammit.)

I wish I could try the Persona games... But currently, I have too many PS1 games on my computer to even try a new GBA game. And finding older-gen games in this town is nigh-impossible. I'll be lucky if I can find the GBA version of Tales of Phantasia... For those curious on why I want what is considered the worst remake of the series, I have no PS1, PS2, PSP, GameCube, Wii, or XBOX360. I do, however, have a GBA SP; that pretty much tells you the only Tales game I can own if I want a copy to play.

[yggdrasil325]

Originally Posted by vivify93

Prolly 'cause the majority of the world's phy-ed teachers are hot.

Now I'm even more confused as to how EVERY SINGLE ONE of my PE teachers was fat or otherwise out of shape. The best conclusion I have been able to come up with is that it's a tactic orchestrated by the guys who give out PE teaching degrees - "Do well in PE, or you'll end up like the teacher."

[besieger]

Originally Posted by yggdrasil325

Now I'm even more confused as to how EVERY SINGLE ONE of my PE teachers was fat or otherwise out of shape. The best conclusion I have been able to come up with is that it's a tactic orchestrated by the guys who give out PE teaching degrees - "Do well in PE, or you'll end up like the teacher."

That's what I mean by, they're really that much smarter than you. They'll keep you guessing the whole life. lol

[vivify93]

Originally Posted by yggdrasil325

Now I'm even more confused as to how EVERY SINGLE ONE of my PE teachers was fat or otherwise out of shape. The best conclusion I have been able to come up with is that it's a tactic orchestrated by the guys who give out PE teaching degrees - "Do well in PE, or you'll end up like the teacher."

...Really? I haven't had a single one of those... Most of my phy-ed teachers have been fit, thin, muscled, good-looking males. (Ack, I'm drooling.) Well, aside from my fith grade phy-ed teacher, who was an out-of-shape, kind-hearted 38-year-old woman; my eighth grade teacher, too, was a woman, and she didn't look all that bad. (Not my type, though.) Maybe it's just where I live...

But on the flipside in this town, all the hot guys are straight and all the gorgeous girls are lesbians...

...It has just sunken in how off-topic we are...

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by otai

Haruki is a bisexual shota-trap obsessed lolicon? (after all, he ignores the classic bishounen and melonpan bishoujo in his brigade...)

Wait, does this mean... beanbrew is Haruki? Or at least a cheap expy. It would explain why all our discussions eventually returns to discussing beanbrew's sexuality.

...this project just got really scary.

[ijuinkun]

The fat ones are the ones who mostly stand around shouting and blowing their whistle as opposed to participating in the running and exercises with the students.

[Arceon]

Beanbrew = Haruki? Man that makes so much sense that's not even funny anymore

Originally Posted by vivify93

...It has just sunken in how off-topic we are...

Welcome to the Genderbending thread. Off-topic 75-80% of the time.

[unmoldedtruck]

The best part is that if I'm Haruki, my common sense tells me that I'm not Haruki, so no reality altering for me...

[Ithekro]

This is kind of why I was trying to get us back on topic....

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by Ithekro

This is kind of why I was trying to get us back on topic....

Wait... I've just figured out why we're off topic so much. I find things more amusing when we're off-topic, so I'm subconsciously altering reality to make it so.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Ithekro

This is kind of why I was trying to get us back on topic....

We have a topic?

[Ithekro]

Somewhere in there their is one. Finding it could prove difficult.

[Arceon]

I'm pretty sure it included something along the lines of editing some stories and then having other people fix mistakes. . .and maybe some discussion.

I'm probably wrong though.

[DannyCat]

And also contemplating that fascinating question, "What if?"

[dkellis]

Originally Posted by DannyCat

And also contemplating that fascinating question, "What if?"

What if the Seitenkan characters ended up in the setting of the Wizard of Oz?

[otai]

Originally Posted by dkellis

What if the Seitenkan characters ended up in the setting of the Wizard of Oz?

Hey, that fits pretty good.

Kyonko = Dorothy (normal person swept up in fantastic setting)

Yuuki = Tin Woodsman (wants a heart)

Mitsuuru = Cowardly Lion (wants some guts)

Itsuko = Scarecrow (wants brains?)

Haruki = Wonderful Wizard of OZ (title character who's importance is possibly overstated)

[yggdrasil325]

Originally Posted by otai

Hey, that fits pretty good.

Kyonko = Dorothy (normal person swept up in fantastic setting)

Yuuki = Tin Woodsman (wants a heart)

Mitsuuru = Cowardly Lion (wants some guts)

Itsuko = Scarecrow (wants brains?)

Haruki = Wonderful Wizard of OZ (title character who's importance is possibly overstated)

This puts Seitenkan in a whole new light for me, having heard about the political symbolism in the original book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wonderful_Wizard_of_Oz

[Ithekro]

Did you take a class at CSU Hayward (East Bay) by any chance, or it that making the rounds more and more these days?