2008-06-24, 15:11 | Link #2368 |
~Shoop~Da~Whoop~
Join Date: Jun 2008
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The newest version of Windows has just come, it's better than VISTA and XP combined!
Windows RG PS: WARNING !If your epileptic or you have predispositions to seizures don't enter PAINT ! |
2008-06-28, 12:17 | Link #2374 |
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...and below I give three links. I know all of it has certain death written on it but one of the three is in memory to the late George Carlin, so it might be worth, you know, risking certain death. certain death!! certain death!! certain death!! |
2008-06-29, 01:39 | Link #2378 |
Ebichu Transform!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Pfizer Announcement Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.' Cheney added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Sh*t, I could throw all of y'all @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'
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Doughy goodness. I think.
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