Monogatari Series Favorite Quotes Thread

[Full Metal Coast]

Originally Posted by aulzon

Senjougahara: Don't call me "this chick"
Araragi: Then what should I call you?
Senjougahara: Senjougahara-sama.
Araragi: SEN - JOU - GA - HAA - RAA - SAA - MAA
Senjougahara: I don't like the way you say it. Say it properly.
Araragi: Senjougahara-chan~

Ahh, this was probably the part where I went, these guys are probably going to be together forever.

that part was so funny but i also liked the part just a bit before it when they got to the building and Senjougahara was saying how sketchy it looked then said something along the lines of "by the way ill let you know this now but my body really isnt worth the jail time". i absolutely lost it.

i found this show to have the most unique witty dialogue between characters that i have ever seen in an anime. its amazingly wll written.

[JokerD]

"I don't know everything, I just happen to know this."

"I only know what I know. Anything else, not at all."

So classy these lines

"You might not be able to tell with my clothes on, but surprisingly enough, my body isn't worth the jail time"

Like heck, I'll hit that like the fist of an angry god!!!

[Full Metal Coast]

these two are not so much a favourite line but a favourite scenes.

in episode 8 and 9 i think. when Araragi got attacked on the train tracks and Senjougahara finds him and just says "you forgot this and that is unforgivable" then hands him the money then as hes lying there recovering she says "here ill help you. stay there as long as you like" then proceeds to give him a view directly up her skirt.

also when Araragi goes to visit Kanbaru and there are all those books in her room and hes asks for 30min to clean them up then there is that scene of them frolicking throught the books and throwing them and all of a sudden they are all stacked up laughing. i was watching it a 11 o'clock started laughing and woke up the whole house.

[AmyElizzabeth]

Hachikuji - Eww it's girly! Stay away from me!

[omimon]

Araragi - After I came to--without me knowing, I already pushed Karen on to the bed.

[zato_1one]

From Hitagi in episode 14.

"Tsundere Service"

"Don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm worried about you"

"But if you don't come back I'll never forgive you"

My god, this is why Hitagi is so fascinating.

[omimon]

Originally Posted by zato_1one

From Hitagi in episode 14.

"Tsundere Service"

"Don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm worried about you"

"But if you don't come back I'll never forgive you"

My god, this is why Hitagi is so fascinating.

Please, that line is so cliche, you can find it in any eroge game.

[zato_1one]

Originally Posted by omimon

Please, that line is so cliche, you can find it in any eroge game.

Come on. Don't get too harsh on her.

Because it's cliche that's why it's cute. What makes it really cool is that it looks like she also know about this fact. XD

[Zetsubo]

Originally Posted by omimon

Please, that line is so cliche, you can find it in any eroge game.

Thats the point.

Hitagi knows that... prolly plays them them too... ergo... "Tsundere Service"

[Ice Block]

Originally Posted by omimon

Please, that line is so cliche, you can find it in any eroge game.

Links please. I would like to see these games where characters say:
Tsundere saabi~su

Edit: Also, new favorite quote ^^.

[omimon]

Originally Posted by Ice Block

Links please. I would like to see these games where characters say:
Tsundere saabi~su

Edit: Also, new favorite quote ^^.

I'm talking more about:

"Don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm worried about you"

[Azuma Denton]

Originally Posted by omimon

I'm talking more about:

"Don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm worried about you"

Well, name the character that can say that line calmly and without blushing...

[Tsuchi]

Senjougahara, Episode 12:

"Right now, I'm afraid of losing you.

Although my life hasn't been very fortunate until now, I'm glad if I caught your eye because of that misfortune.

Because of that, I was able to fall for you.

So we'll definitely do something, but I want to wait just a bit.

So, right now, the last thing I can offer you...

Is this starry sky."

In my opinion, they're maybe the most touching lines in the entire episode, if not of the entire series. They summarize well the strange, yet sincere way of loving Senjougahara has.

Now checking episodes with Hachikuji. They have my favorite funny quotes in the series.

[SPARTAN 119]

"Tsundere-chan"
-(forget his name)'s nickname for Senjougahara

"I have experience.... with orgies"
-Hitagi "Tsundere-chan" Senjougahara

Senjougahara:"I could do anything for you....destroy the Saiyans heading towards Earth.."
Araragi: "You're more powerful that the eternal dragon?!"

Also, as an added bonus, my college's anime clubs reactions while watching Bakemongatari:

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING LOLI!!!"
-member of my college's anime club, on Nadeko

"Cook it in a pot of boiling water and eat it"
-Myself, advising Senjougahara on her "crab problem" (no sexual pun intended)

[shiroi mahotsukai]

"No one cares about Araragi-kun" - Oshino, multiple times.

"I don't think much of you for sending a girl your age to the place where a wierd man lives."
"Yeah but Oshino, you're not going to do anything to her are you?"
"I'm glad you trust me so much but she doesn't... Aaahh, i won't do anything, i won't do anything at, put down the stapler Tsundere-chan!" - Oshino and Araragi - episode 4

"She's been like that ever since i bought a box of donouts and had one more than her" - Oshino

"If i kill you i will be the one closest to you on your death bed, isn't it romantic."
"I don't want that kind of twisted love" - Araragi and Senjogahara.

Can't think of anymore right now but i love the dialogue in this show, it's amazing.

[Rhythm]

Originally Posted by zato_1one

"You're all grown up, so you won't feel dirty looking at my body, right?"

"Of course! Right, Kanbaru?"

"You're forgetting something, Araragi-senpai"

"In a situation like this, it's even ruder to tell a girl you're not interested in her body at all"

"I see. Let me correct myself. I feel a little bit dirty looking at your body"

LOL'd @ this. Epic quote. xD

Originally Posted by JokerD

"You might not be able to tell with my clothes on, but surprisingly enough, my body isn't worth the jail time"

Like heck, I'll hit that like the fist of an angry god!!!

Hahaha amen to that.

Originally Posted by SPARTAN 119

"Tsundere-chan"
-(forget his name)'s nickname for Senjougahara

"I have experience.... with orgies"
-Hitagi "Tsundere-chan" Senjougahara

Senjougahara:"I could do anything for you....destroy the Saiyans heading towards Earth.."
Araragi: "You're more powerful that the eternal dragon?!"

Some of the best quotes for sure. I paused the anime and laughed at the last two when I was watching it.

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Senjougahara: *Throws off top*
Araragi: You took the time to put it on, why remove it?
Senjougahara: I forgot to dry my hair.
Araragi: You.... Could it be that you're just an idiot?


Senjougahara: I'm suprised you know such useless things. This is the first time since birth that I've admired you.
Araragi: It's nothing. I'm just familiar with cosmology and astronomy.
Senjougahara: It's fine. There's no need to act cool in front of me. Besides, you don't know about anything else, do you?
Araragi: Are you aware of what verbal abuse is?
Senjougahara: You should tell that to the officer in charge of verbal abuse.


Senjougahara: A creature like you having a brain residing in his skull...is already a miracle in and of itself.
Araragi: You....think I am really stupid don't you?
Senjougahara: *Gasp* *Shocked face/stance* How did you know!?
Araragi: *Suprised* You're actually expressing genuine shock!
Senjougahara: *Guilty voice* Because of my carelessness Araragi-kun realized that his brain is slower than others.

[keroro gunsou]

Originally Posted by Tsuchi

Senjougahara, Episode 12:

"Right now, I'm afraid of losing you.

Although my life hasn't been very fortunate until now, I'm glad if I caught your eye because of that misfortune.

Because of that, I was able to fall for you.

So we'll definitely do something, but I want to wait just a bit.

So, right now, the last thing I can offer you...

Is this starry sky."

In my opinion, they're maybe the most touching lines in the entire episode, if not of the entire series. They summarize well the strange, yet sincere way of loving Senjougahara has.

Now checking episodes with Hachikuji. They have my favorite funny quotes in the series.

Hitagi's way of expressing her love to Araragi was good.
We can understand how she loveed him so much.