Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[NorthernFallout]

“She mine bitch!"

“Bow chicka bow wow”

I lol'ed. I lol'ed so hard XD

[Naolin]

>< As I said on IRC, please don't maul me. It's illidan's fault. *cringes* I would never ever ever slap Fate. XD;;

@wanao- ......Just when I manage to half-forget about it, I read it again. /////// Doom.

Bow chika bow wow

[nictory]

“Bow chicka bow wow”
That was a good one heheh

[illidan182]

Ok, I know someone's doing a Fate/Lyrical Night story based off F/SN, so heres my crack edition for Ilya from IRC

Spoiler for F/LN (Crack edition):

Words echoed around the room, words of darkness and words of light, “I have done it, I’ve summoned the most powerful servant of all! Berserker!” The small silver haired girl yelled out into the night.

As the smoke and dirt cleared from the air, Ilyasveil slowly climbed to her feet, and looked around for her powerful servant.

A small growl came behind the girl as she looked behind, “Grrrraaaallll” The servant spoke again and the girls eyes opened wide.

The servants weapon pinged before speaking itself, “Starlight Breaker: Count X” Ilya’s eyes where wide with shock, her own server about to attack her.

“Give me back Vivio…” The servant spoke as Ilya screamed into the night.

“Starlight Breaker: Count I”

[Master Kosa]

“Bow chicka bow wow” literally bowed me from my chair ROFL

wannao is addictive, for some reason I want more ^^;;

[TheShinySword]

Originally Posted by wanwan1203

Spoiler for Super crack:

that's cute! *thinks that it's cool that his drawing inspired a nanoha fic*
:3
*is waiting for the short*







o.o that is something alright. o.O
*writes nanoha crack to make it on topic*

Nanoha (to the Forwards): Alright kids! Let's sing!
Teana: K-kids??!!
Subaru: Who's a kid?!! -then proceeds to have a conversation with imaginary friends: Well helloo thar!! What's your name? Oh really? Hi then Chip! My name is Suba-chan and I'm gayer than the rainbow, nice to meet you!-
Caro and Erio: -_-"
Teana: *Facepalms*
Nanoha: *cheerful singing* If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
-silence-
Forwards: *speechless*
Nanoha: *smile fades* -twitch- Clap them or ima chargin' mah lazorrr!!! rarrr!!
Forwards: o.o
Nanoha: Raising Heart!
Raising Heart: Yes, my master.
Nanoha: Starlight Breaker
Raising Heart: [starlight breaker count X]
Forwards: -claps hands like they have broom stuck in their but--*wanwan is shot*
Random Gay Guy: *Ears perk up* I say what what!! in the butt!! I say what what in the bu---*is starlight breaker'd to oblivion* oO;;
Yuunoro: *Hears the singing and breaks into song* You wanna do it in my butt, in my bu--*shot* -_-"

-end crack fic-
*dives into the mod shelter*



that tag: I don't know. What's up with me??!!
that tag: *reads NanoFate and Fignum teasers and fanfics* o//////////////o
that tag: Oh.


I will read this. Thanks!



*has not yet recovered from the NSFW Fate pic bombs*
wh-whip??? oO;; *explodes*

*wonders when it will be posted and waits*





Thank you TSS!!!! You have made me very happy! I am amazed by the effort you put into these!!!! I shall give you a hug now. -hug- :3



-cries- That's so sad!!! Kill those bastards!!! >.< raarrrgh!!! Poor Fate. They must be starting to get comfortable with each other now, for Fate to be able to share these things to Nanoha. This feels like a big step for them.


*laughs like a retarded chipmunk*
*cough*
This was a fun chapter. XD
I think I'm turning into a bipolar person now. o.O


-dies-

>////////////////////////////////////<
I repeat my words on the IRC: Illidan is evillllllllllllllll!!!!! *cries*


LOL XD


But TSS' gender remains a mystery!! *throws ideas at Illidan*


WTH wanwany???! -_-'


tattoo??
Professor (er picks nanoha character at random) Signum: Ok does anyone know the answer to the question?
wanwan: -raises hand and sees Fate NSFW pic- *faints*
Class: O.O
Professor Signum: -brings out smelling salts- (no response) -frustrated- Child, you better wake up or else the shiny object on my table will start speaking in German and start saying "explosion" in a funny accent.
wanwan: -comes to-
Professor Signum: Can you tell us what happened?
wanwan: uguu..ughh...F-fa....
Professor Signum: Yes?
wanwan: Fate was humping my arm. @.@
Class: o.o

*thinks that she will die from bloodloss because of permanent NSFW image on skin* TSS is evillll too! >.<


Fate likes to adopt little children. She even adopts discarded styrofoam cups from McDonald's and bellybutton lints because of their tragic past. Her heart is that big.



LOL at Satashi's description and the shiny will-soon-be-dead sword XD

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too many posts >.< @.@

IRC has slowed the thread down. :3 ^^'

Detective!Nanoha: The IRC is slowing the thread down.
Wanwan: I just said that. *eyeroll*
Detective!Nanoha: Aha! I conclude that you just said that! *strikes a proud pose* God I'm smart.
Wanwan: WTH??

It's a bird it's a plane no its-

Wanwan's Supah Crack

Good job

Originally Posted by illidan182

Spoiler for Crack:

I will say it once, and only once... this is crack that originated on IRC

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

for the crack that is about to appear

Spoiler for Crack#1 (Eva / Lowe):

“Lowe, why are we here? I mean seriously, this is a damned Yaoi convention!” Eva walked through the crowed, wondering what exactly they were to do. A glint of silver caught the boys eye, and turned to look at the offending object. “Oh my…” Eva began walking faster to the men’s bathroom where the glint had disappeared.

“Yo, Eva where are you going bro?” Lowe followed his friend in hot pursuit, only to see the boy enter the restroom. “Aiite, but I’m staying out here…”

Eva stood dumbstruck at what he saw. “Yuuno… Chrono… you..” The two males turned to see the teen looking back at them.

“Crap!” They both yelled together, taking their hands off one another, “Admiral Lindy! Teleportation now!”

Eva left the restroom, quickly and placed his hands on Lowe’s shoulder, “you’ll never belive what I just saw.”

Lowe turned to his friend, a questioning look upon his face, “you did wash your hands did you…?”

Spoiler for Crack#2(Wanao, Vampire!Naolin):

“Someone help me!” A young girl ran through a dark back ally, a busty blond in hot pursuit of the teenage female. The helpless girl had been cornered as the alley turned into a dead end at the end. Fearfully she turned around and stared into the shadow of her attacker.

“Don’t worry girl, this will be quick,” The shadow smiled and the moonlight glinted off of her ivory.. Fangs? Fears and questions rushed through the girls mind, why did she have fangs?

“Who are you?” The figure grew closer and closer, and soon the light of the overhead lamp flicked on to reveal the extremely gorgeous girl in skin tight leather. The blond stalked closer to the prone and mesmerized girl sitting on the dirty, and muck ridden ground.

Blood seeped from the girls nose as her cheeks began to get redder. “Mmnn,” The blond sniffed the air for the scent of the crimson fluid. “Just the right kind of scent I have been looking for.” In a second she was upon the other girl, and tilting her head to the side.

Crack! Suddenly the blonde’s head jerked to the side, and another girl walked to the pair of ladies. “She mine bitch! You better get out of here Fate!” The blonde’s eyes widened and quickly ran off. “Now… come here Wanwan, my pet.” Crimson eyes swirled and drew the girl to her, head tilted to the side, fangs found purchase to the tasty blood.

Dont hurt me Satashi!

Spoiler for Crack#3(Wanao):

Naolin walks through the door to her bedroom , throwing her belongings on the bed near by. “Ok, time to see what’s happened on AnimeSuki today!” Thrusting her hand into the air, the girl plops down on the chair next to her computer. The box hummed quietly, as the electricity surged through the machine. The internet browser was brought up, and the homepage to AnimeSuki soon followed. IRC was quickly opened and Naolin was greeted by all her faithful and loving friend. ‘hey guys, how’s it going today?’ But very suddenly messages sprang into life about Illidan182 writing a fanfic about her and her wanna be harem master, wanwan1203. Naolin’s eyes bulged out, as she quickly scrolled through the many pages of everyone’s beloved Fanfiction page, only to find the krack was indeed true.

Spoiler for Crack#4(Wanao again):

“Mmngh!” Naolin moaned out loudly in the large bedroom, squirming back and forth at her lover’s wonderful touch.

“Naolin, honey bunny.. Stop wiggling so much! Its hard to do this as is,” Wanwan spoke out against her girlfriend, continuing the small ministrations she fingers were doing to the slightly younger girl.

“Mmmng, nngh, naag…” Small moans continued to flow from the girls mouth, “right there, Wanwan, right there!” The girl squealed as her body shook with pleasure.

“Nao-chan! If I’m going to stop if you keep doing this, I want a massage just as badly as you.” Wanwan pouted to her girlfriend and began her massage once again, the moans resuming.

Spoiler for Crack#5:

“Hey! Wanwan, can you come here for a moment?” Naolin called out through the house, causing the girl to appear at the bedroom door, holding a little Nikki-chan. “Umm, can you- err, can you put on the outfit over in that box? There’s for one Nikki-chan also.” The girl smiled as her family walked over to and searched inside the box.

Wanwan straitened up quickly after seeing the contents inside, “Are you serious Nao-chan?” Wanwan’s face had turned scarlet while Nikki’s smiled brightly at her mothers, laughing happily.

“Please Wanwan-chan~” Naolin pouted at Wanwan who scrunched up her face at Naolin’s extremely adorable puppy dog pout.

“Why do you look at me like that!” The elder girl made a pout of her own, but in the end failed the argument.

Naolin grinned happily and made Wanwan do another turn on their miniature catwalk. “There we go! Nikki, do a strut with mommy!” The girl whistled at her family as they came out into the living room once more, this time as Neko-mimi maids.

Spoiler for Crack#6(Satashi x Fate):

Finally! The day was over, and Satashi could return home to her loveable, but extremely wiggly Angel. The front door creaked open, “I’m back~!” She called out into the house, and got a reply back from the back of the building. A sly grin crossed the girls face as imaginary neko-mimi ears and tail appeared on the girl, before slinking off into the recesses of the home.

“There you are Ang-” Her words were caught in her throat as a tall and well endowed blond turned to stare at the now blushing fan fiction writer.

“Welcome back Nano-” Fate T. Harlaown froze as she stared at someone who obviously wasn’t her Nanoha.

Both women stared back at each other before spouting together, “Who are you and where’s my beloved!”

Satashi stared back at the blond girl who covered her chest from the stranger, the only words that came to Satashi’s mouth were, “Bow chicka bow wow”

This is actualy going to be turned into a fic...

Spoiler for Crack#7(Markesellus / Krisslanza):

Markesellus sat and stared at her computer screen, wondering how she was going to complete this OC for the AS forums. Thoughts eluded her all day, cracking her knuckles she was going to have one last go before scrapping the idea all together.

The front door opened and closed, signaling her roommates return. “Oi! Kriss, can you come in here and help me for a second? I’m really stuck on this character design.” She called out, hoping to get a bit of help.

Not a second after Markesellus called out, did Kriss appear. Markesellus turned her head away from the door, as Kriss was half-naked, from being in the middle of changing her clothes.

“What is it you needed Markey?” She spoke out and walked behind the girl in front of the computer screen.” Markesellus stuttered a few words and turned to look back at Kriss, who was leaning extremely close. Much to close. Chuu~ That’s what it happened, Markesellus fell from her chair and into Kriss’s arms.

“Mou~ don’t do that Kriss’y”

next stuff i'll add more nanoverse into it

EDIT: Page claim for... addictive crack

?

And that is why I love the IRC

[Kha]

Originally Posted by Evangelion Xgouki

So...much...BACKLOG

By Lilith...it's starting to look like a second Outer Cadia in here. Just...less khrack . But excellent work on all the stories I'm too lazy to post replies too . And welcome back, JC .

*scuttles off to ponder maybe making his own !Fate series...maybe O!Fate*

*Eeps and dives back to working on status updates of the 200+ change order reports*

Looking at the flood of posts before, during and after yours, I seriously doubt there's any less crack here than Cadia Ein when she first started.........

[Momo Chan]

I'm too lazy to quote stuff.

@ TSS O_o
Y-you put all that fanfiction and crack. In one place. I don't have that kinda patience ^^

@ JC Wow. I'm kinda speechless. Heh. That chapter 9 of yours packs a punch. It was...scary. But definetly an essential part to L!Fate. Yeah, I kinda see why you placed a warning.
Chapter 10 was so much lighter, cuter, fluffier. It was a great contrast to the previous chapter. Like, really planned well. Really cute date part ^^

@ illidan's and TSS's crack Wait. So let me get this straight. you guys are making fanfictions out of AS forumers of the Nanoha FF and OC thread?

I approve!
I'm enjoying this crack. Its addictive.

[ghazghkull]

Originally Posted by illidan182

Ok, I know someone's doing a Fate/Lyrical Night story based off F/SN, so heres my crack edition for Ilya from IRC

Spoiler for F/LN (Crack edition):

*snip*

lol You asked for it

Spoiler for My Rendition:

It was now or never. All I can say is that if I don’t make the summon…I’m doomed…

My name’s Yagami Hayate. I am a Magi.

Clutching the book tightly in her hand, Hayate took a deep breath and stepped into the center of the circle. Around her sat the family elders, as they watched her intently. Not only was she the Magi that would represent the family, she was the only one who could have the power and the discipline required for the task that was now laid before her. And failure would heft a heavy price, if she was not able to complete the task at hand.

Kneeling down, Hayate pressed the palm of her bleeding hand against the seal scrawled upon the floor, and began to quietly mutter a spell, one which formed with the passing moments:

I command thee...

Thou shalt come forth to my side

Thy sword shalt control my fate

Thy hammer shalt temper my path

Thy wind shalt control my destiny

Thy beast shalt defeat my enemies

Abiding by the Holy Grail’s haven,

If thou accedest to this will and reason then answer me.
The oath set forth here,
I am the embodiment of good in the eternal world.
I am the disposer of evil in the eternal world.
Thee, the seven heavens that bear the great trinity,
Come forth from the circle of constraint.
O, Tailwind of Fortune, let blow the Blessed Wind!

In a gust of wind, Hayate was immediately forcefully expelled from the circle. Raging winds blew through the room that stood as still as the mountains themselves. Not a thing was disturbed as they all sat and watched as the winds coalesced. Soon a being formed, kneeling center of the circle.

Regaining her balance, Hayate watched in surprise as her spell took form.

Eventually, a woman of pearly white skin, hair white as snow that cascaded down to her feet, and eyes of crimson formed, clad in a black miniskirt.

“Servant Caster, Tailwind of Fortune, Blessed Air, Reinforce,” she muttered without ever looking up. “I ask of you…which one whom I address as Master?”

“Hayate,” one of the robed men muttered.

“Hai,” she replied, stepping up to Servant that had called itself Caster. “I’m the one who summoned you.”

Looking up, Caster offered a light smile towards the girl. “Then as per of my part of the contract, I bring forth your sword, hammer, wind, and beast.” Everyone watched as the book in Hayate’s hand glowed lightly, expelling four bolts of energy, as they formed up in line behind Caster. “I present to you, Servants Saber, Berserker, Caster, and Berserker.” Everyone watched in surprise as four contracts formed along Reinforce’s arm, as behind her the four servants formed, with the first three being dressed in exactly like Reinforce, while the last one, whom formed into a male was dressed in a black sleeveless top, and black trousers.

Saber had rosy pink hair tied up into a long ponytail.

The first Berserker, being the shortest of the five, had a mop of red hair, tied off into two braids on either side of her head.

The Caster Reinforce had summoned was of blond hair, that reached just to the base of neckline.

And the second Berserker was a massive wolf-man, with blue hair, fangs that were just visible, wolf ears, and a tail that wrapped around his waist like a belt.

“Master, orders?” the five of them requested.

“I…I…” Hayate stuttered, before keeling over on her back, utterly overwhelmed.

I need a vacation.

[illidan182]

More incoming random fourmer pairings...

Spoiler for Crack1:

The movie had ended, and the customers of the theater began their trek out of the building. Subaru, Teana, Ilya and Naolin walked down the street, mist rolling in from the graveyard near by.

“Ne~ Tea, can I hold your hand on the way home?” Subaru whispered over to her girlfriend, while their friends got ahead of them.

“Subaru! What are you? A wolf or something?” Tea yelled at the blue haired girl, forcing Ilya and Naolin to stop in their tracks and stare at the quarreling couple.

“Maybe…” Subaru spoke quietly, “maybe I am a wolf…” The moonlight shown through the clouds and landed squarely on Subaru, causing her to transform into a giant blue wolf, who had TheShinySword on its hip.

Ilya and Naolin screamed as Teana stood before the giant wolf with wide eyes. “What are you…” She asked quietly.

The wolf growled lightly as it stared at the three people before it, then suddenly looked to the side, near the park as music began to play. [Queues in Thriller by Michael Jackson]

More werewolves jumped out of the nearby park and off the buildings on the other side of the girls, who jumped in front of the wolves to began their dance.

“Wait! Stop right there!” A gorgeous blond comes running down the street at the dancing wolves and girls. “You! Come with me!” The blond picked Ilya up under her arm, and draped Naolin over the other shoulder.

“Now, this is what you two cute girls should be doing.” The blond turned around and nodded to Caro, Erio, Vivio, Tempest, and every other child on the planet. [Queue in Caramelldansen music] As the music began, every person swayed their hips, the blond grinning like a chiser cat.

Spoiler for Crack2:

Yuuno was backed into a corner, Nanoha and Fate on either side of him. “Hey common now ladies, can’t we be civil?” The brown haired boy whined to the two women.

“NO!” They yelled together and proceeded to jump at the boy, but only succeeded in knocking their heads together, and falling unconscious.

“Why are women always like this? Do you know why Fonzy?” The fonz shrugged and threw up his trademarked thumbs up.

“Just forget about it, Heyyy”

More to come people!

[TheShinySword]

Originally Posted by ghazghkull

lol You asked for it

Spoiler for My Rendition:

It was now or never. All I can say is that if I don’t make the summon…I’m doomed…

My name’s Yagami Hayate. I am a Magi.

Clutching the book tightly in her hand, Hayate took a deep breath and stepped into the center of the circle. Around her sat the family elders, as they watched her intently. Not only was she the Magi that would represent the family, she was the only one who could have the power and the discipline required for the task that was now laid before her. And failure would heft a heavy price, if she was not able to complete the task at hand.

Kneeling down, Hayate pressed the palm of her bleeding hand against the seal scrawled upon the floor, and began to quietly mutter a spell, one which formed with the passing moments:

I command thee...

Thou shalt come forth to my side

Thy sword shalt control my fate

Thy hammer shalt temper my path

Thy wind shalt control my destiny

Thy beast shalt defeat my enemies

Abiding by the Holy Grail’s haven,

If thou accedest to this will and reason then answer me.
The oath set forth here,
I am the embodiment of good in the eternal world.
I am the disposer of evil in the eternal world.
Thee, the seven heavens that bear the great trinity,
Come forth from the circle of constraint.
O, Tailwind of Fortune, let blow the Blessed Wind!

In a gust of wind, Hayate was immediately forcefully expelled from the circle. Raging winds blew through the room that stood as still as the mountains themselves. Not a thing was disturbed as they all sat and watched as the winds coalesced. Soon a being formed, kneeling center of the circle.

Regaining her balance, Hayate watched in surprise as her spell took form.

Eventually, a woman of pearly white skin, hair white as snow that cascaded down to her feet, and eyes of crimson formed, clad in a black miniskirt.

“Servant Caster, Tailwind of Fortune, Blessed Air, Reinforce,” she muttered without ever looking up. “I ask of you…which one whom I address as Master?”

“Hayate,” one of the robed men muttered.

“Hai,” she replied, stepping up to Servant that had called itself Caster. “I’m the one who summoned you.”

Looking up, Caster offered a light smile towards the girl. “Then as per of my part of the contract, I bring forth your sword, hammer, wind, and beast.” Everyone watched as the book in Hayate’s hand glowed lightly, expelling four bolts of energy, as they formed up in line behind Caster. “I present to you, Servants Saber, Berserker, Caster, and Berserker.” Everyone watched in surprise as four contracts formed along Reinforce’s arm, as behind her the four servants formed, with the first three being dressed in exactly like Reinforce, while the last one, whom formed into a male was dressed in a black sleeveless top, and black trousers.

Saber had rosy pink hair tied up into a long ponytail.

The first Berserker, being the shortest of the five, had a mop of red hair, tied off into two braids on either side of her head.

The Caster Reinforce had summoned was of blond hair, that reached just to the base of neckline.

And the second Berserker was a massive wolf-man, with blue hair, fangs that were just visible, wolf ears, and a tail that wrapped around his waist like a belt.

“Master, orders?” the five of them requested.

“I…I…” Hayate stuttered, before keeling over on her back, utterly overwhelmed.

I need a vacation.

lol awesome.

I couldn't help it

Spoiler for My version:

The smoke cleared. A giant rose up, muscles rippling, fangs bared, ready from battle. His armor glowed, serving no purpose other then to strengthen himself and look cool. His clenched fists glowed as he spoke in a low growl,


"You who have summoned me. Give me an order."

"...A Puppy!"

The Spirit blinked. His ears twitched. Puppy? "Um... Master?"

He finally got a good look at his "master". She was no more then a little girl, no more then six or seven. "You summoned me... correct."

"I just made the circle," she pointed down at the still glowing summoning circle at his feet. "Mama made the magic."

"Then... where's your..." he hesitated to finish. "Mama."

The girl titled her head to the side, he noticed for the first time her eyes were different colors. "She said she had to go away." She looked sad for a moment before perking up, "But you're here now!" She took his hand and the servant's eyes widened as he saw the seals on her arm. She was undeniably his master.

"May I ask your name Master?" He looked down at her. He was an imposing figure but she wasn't afraid.

"Vivio. I'm Vivio."

He fell to one knee, "I, Berserker, am yours to use, my master."

[Krinen]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

lol awesome.

I couldn't help it

Spoiler for My version:

The smoke cleared. A giant rose up, muscles rippling, fangs bared, ready from battle. His armor glowed, serving no purpose other then to strengthen himself and look cool. His clenched fists glowed as he spoke in a low growl,


"You who have summoned me. Give me an order."

"...A Puppy!"

The Spirit blinked. His ears twitched. Puppy? "Um... Master?"

He finally got a good look at his "master". She was no more then a little girl, no more then six or seven. "You summoned me... correct."

"I just made the circle," she pointed down at the still glowing summoning circle at his feet. "Mama made the magic."

"Then... where's your..." he hesitated to finish. "Mama."

The girl titled her head to the side, he noticed for the first time her eyes were different colors. "She said she had to go away." She looked sad for a moment before perking up, "But you're here now!" She took his hand and the servant's eyes widened as he saw the seals on her arm. She was undeniably his master.

"May I ask your name Master?" He looked down at her. He was an imposing figure but she wasn't afraid.

"Vivio. I'm Vivio."

He fell to one knee, "I, Berserker, am yours to use, my master."

I believe it is fair to say you are now tied with Sata-sama as my all-time favorite author.

Enjoy your pedestal, Shiny.

Without further ado:

WIN

[Satashi]

Originally Posted by Krinen

I believe it is fair to say you are now tied with Sata-sama as my all-time favorite author.

TSS wins hands down :3

[Kha]

Kukuku...

*Stealths around Illidan while he goes around aggroing random raid members for his crack.*

[Krinen]

Originally Posted by Satashi

TSS wins hands down :3

Debatable, I say! Do not debunk yourself as I do. You're better than that, I know it.

Despite never really having a conversation with you, I know it. =3

[TheShinySword]

Originally Posted by Krinen

I believe it is fair to say you are now tied with Sata-sama as my all-time favorite author.

Enjoy your pedestal, Shiny.

Without further ado:

WIN

Originally Posted by Satashi

TSS wins hands down :3

Wow Thanks


And I finally finished the (noncrack OoO) short I was working on but I think I set it up for a sequel .

Interview with a Mage: Yuuno

Spoiler for Interview with a Mage: Yuuno:

Yuuno liked to think of himself as a sensitive man. He liked to think he was, a thoughtful, respectful man, the kind you could trust whole heartedly. Years of growing up with Nanoha and the others had taught him to be patient and calm no matter what happened. However—

“Please Mr. Yuuno! Just one hour! That’s all I need!”

—all the patience in the world wouldn’t have been enough to deal with this girl.

“Excuse me but I have work I need to do,” Yuuno tried to plaster on his best fake smile and be a polite as possible but this girl made it nearly impossible.

She wasn’t dissuaded by his rejection, Yuuno made a note to ask Nanoha if one of her students—the one with the blue hair if he remembered correctly—had a cousin. “Please it’s just an interview!”

Yuuno shook his head. It was never just an interview. Yuuno had learned that the hard way. There had been far too many tabloids claiming to have “direct quotes” from him that were in fact taken out of context for him to give an interview ever again. Nanoha trusted him not to cause rumors and he’d already caused too many with his trusting nature.

“Why not?” She followed him as Yuuno rode one of the libraries ladders across one of the countless bookshelves.

“Look I’m not interested in being fodder for whatever paper you work for,” He slammed the book he had been pursuing shut and shot her a truly nasty glare that he immediately felt sorry for giving. His expression softened, “I mean I just don’t want to make a mistake and cause trouble for my friends.”

“But I promise not to write anything bad,” She nodded her head vigorously.

“Or print any speculation without any fact behind it?” Yuuno nudged his glasses up.

She hesitated then burst back into her perky self, “I swear!” She moved far too close to Yuuno’s face. “I swear by my name Sakura Impreza!”

“A-ano Miss Impreza… you’re a little… close.”

She shot backwards, “ah… ah… SORRY! I’m sorry. I’m so sorry!”

“I-it’s not that big of a problem.” Yuuno sighed. If he was going to give an interview it might as well be to this girl, if for no other reason then to get her to stop asking him. Besides it seemed if any journalist was honest it was this one. He took a deep breath and turned to the girl, who was shaking with passion. “I’ll give you… fifteen minutes and… I won’t answer any questions I don’t want to—”

“THANK YOU SIR!” She grabbed his hands. “Thank you so much!”

Yuuno's face turned a light pink, “A-ah you’re welcome?”


After ensuring that Arf could handle the library, Yuuno led the very eager Ms. Impreza to an empty room in the far corner of the infinite library. Yuuno had no urge to be overheard by someone who might take something out of context.

Yuuno settled himself down into a chair and motioned for her to do the same. “Alright you can interview me now.”

Her eyes lit up. “Yeah yeah!” She pulled out a note pad and started to flip through it. Fap fap fap. “Alright… what… is your name!”

Yuuno resisted the urge to chuckle, she was so serious and yet so new at this. “Yuuno Scrya, age 19.”

She wrote this down. “Oh! Yes yes! Um… second question! What is your relationship to Nanoha Takamachi?”

Yuuno knew it would come up eventually but to come up as the second question… Yuuno chuckled, “Nanoha is…”

“Yes,” she leaned forward, ready to take in every word.

What was the right term? “She’s…”

“Yes! Yes!” She was practically jumping out of her chair.

“She’s… something like a little sister to me.”

Ms. Impreza deflated, “Oh I see.” She sighed and wrote in her notebook.

Yuuno shook his head and laughed softly, “Sorry to disappoint.” Once upon a time it was true Yuuno had had feelings for Nanoha—or at least he thought he had—but the truth was a good amount of soul searching had made Yuuno realize his feelings, while definitely love, weren’t the kind he had thought they were.

But there weren’t proper words to describe their relationship. They weren’t siblings, they weren’t lovers, best friends wasn’t even the right term. Yuuno loved Nanoha more then anyone else, and Vivio was like his own daughter, but there was nothing sexual between them in the least and there never had been. Though they had tried it… once but there was nothing and so they had returned to their nameless relationship.

“Sorry to be so boring,” he smiled kindly.

“Mmm no no,” She shook her head hastily. “It’s okay.”

Wait did she just agree? Yuuno scratched the side of his head. I mean I know I’m not as interesting as Nanoha but… I’m not boring.

“Alright question 3!” She flipped through her notes. “What about Fate T Harlaown? What’s your relationship with her?”

“Hmm?” He raised an eyebrow. “With Fate? Same. Like a sister.” That wasn't quite true, Yuuno cared deeply for Fate but Fate had always remained a little closed off to him, Yuuno had never been able to fully break down the barrier between them.

She sunk into her chair obviously expecting something big. “Nothing more? So… all that talk about you two competing for Ms. Takamachi’s affections is…”

“Rumor and nothing more.”

She sighed and nodded. “Right. Like a sister…”

“And Hayate’s like a sister too.”

She smiled sadly, “Ah. I see…”

Those three girls, Yuuno shook his head and laughed just thinking about them. Once, a good eight years ago, Yuuno had felt left behind. The truth was he’d been left behind the minute Nanoha had picked up Raising Heart. The reality was they didn’t need him nearly as much as he needed them. But he tried to help them anyway he could, even if it was just looking up data for them, or offering an ear or a shoulder when needed, That was Yuuno’s purpose and he was happy to fulfill it.

“Mmm well…” She looked down and for a moment Yuuno thought all her energy had burnt up. “If they’re your sisters… what’s your real family like?!” Apparently not.

Yuuno flipped his ponytail off of his shoulder, “those girls…” he looked up right over Ms. Impreza’s head. “And… all the others—” every one of them, Arf, Vita, Signum, Shamal, Lindy, Amy, the twins, even Zafira… and Chrono.—“They’re my family and they’ve always been that.” Yuuno owed the Scrya clan, but they had never truly been a family to him, not in the way the others were.

She nodded. “So… you’re not seeing anyone?” She looked up at him, as if trying to will him into having a girlfriend.

Yuuno couldn’t help but feel sorry for her. “No not all.” She was just a kid after all.

“Oh,” she stood up and sighed. “Well I guess I’ll go then.”

“I’m sorry I can’t help you but,” he motioned for her to hand him her notebook and pen. He couldn’t stand leaving her sad.

She did so and stared at him with curiosity filled eyes.

“If you go here,” Yuuno finished scribbling on the page and handed it back, “And hand the person there this paper, I’m sure you’ll get a more interesting interview.”

Ms. Impreza looked down at the paper. It took her a moment for it to set in but when it did her eyes lit up. “Thank you sir!” She proceeded to run and stumble out the library at a high speed Yuuno had only seen Nanoha use.

Yuuno chuckled and shook his head. “What an odd girl that one is.”




“Excuse me~!” Sakura Impreza banged on the door of the address Mr. Scrya had given her.

“Urg,” a voice came from within the house followed by the sound of a lock clicking. “If this is you Yuuno I swear I’m going to kill you for bothering me on my day—” the door swung open, revealing one Admiral Chrono Harlaown in all his boxer clad glory—“off.”

Sakura handed the paper to the stunned Admiral.

Chrono looked down and started to read out loud. “‘I’m calling in my favor- Yuuno’.” The Admiral blinked. Then he turned red and dashed inside his house, “DAMN YOU FERRET CHANGLING!”

“Nice boxers sir!”

[illidan182]

Tss... that short gave me an idea for an angst filled story I think lol...

But that was a really good one, the ending was awesome XD

[Fenris Blacwell]

Originally Posted by illidan182

Tss... that short gave me an idea for an angst filled story I think lol...

But that was a really good one, the ending was awesome XD

*suddenly stops in her tracks and her head rotates around to gaze at you* Angst? *maniacal grin* ANGST!!!! *death glomp and starts purring in a canine-ish fashion if such a thing is possible*

[Kha]

Er, how did said reporter get to Earth? Or does she have a free pass or something to travel to an NAW?

But good premise.

And looks like Fenris is our resident nekomimian?

[Alouscrie]

What's all this? I put off joining the forums for just a few months, and suddenly Angel's been claimed by another woman?!?

And after I spent all of that time corrupting her, too /pout

In other news:

Spoiler for More Reaping Goodness:

Fate walked slowly, resisting the tug of the chamber beyond. Within, a large device stood in the center of a dark void. Many threads of different sizes ran from the machine out into the darkness, each thread quivering slightly. At the far end of her vision, a statuesque woman sat amidst a tangle of threads, her very chair woven together. A thin, pale face contrasted with the long, dark dress and curtain of black hair that hung from the woman.
“Fate, my child,” The woman said quietly, her voice somehow echoing through the emptiness. “Have you brought me what I require?”

“Yes, Precia,” Fate began, wincing at the sense of disquiet that arose as she spoke. “I’m sorry. I found what you wished. I—”

“Fate, dear child,” that voice cut in, demanding silence. “Why must you continue to disobey me?”

“I would nev—” An overwhelming pain burst behind the young woman’s eyes, filling her with agony. The voice continued, unfazed. “You continue to intervene in the mortal’s last moments. You insist on living in their world, pretending you are one of them. I have allowed you to play your little game only so long as it does not affect your mission.”

Fate felt herself drawn forward, pulled across the distance between them. The older woman’s hand cupped her cheek, a gentle caress. Her hand was cold, like stone, and left a lingering chill on Fate’s cheek.

“I will overlook your eccentricities, my dear Fate,” Precia cooed, tilting Fate’s head and staring into her eyes. “But you must cease your ministrations to the damned.”

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