lol at Tetsujin and Class B rep (don't know his name) picture.
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Originally Posted by kona~chan
from the text top student of Year 3 is that guy takagi?
class B rep = kyouji nemoto
It's Takagi alright. Shoot, this is practically yaoi bait...no wonder Yuuko's blushing already (if you guys think it's Hideyoshi, there's a little lump there on the cover).
At the last line: No~I'm so jealous of Aki-chan's populariry.
from what i read takagi tried to kiss himeji, but stoped by akihisa, witch resulting he got kissed instead.
finnaly a competitor for himeji's love apeared
from what i read takagi tried to kiss himeji, but stoped by akihisa, witch resulting he got kissed instead.
finnaly a competitor for himeji's love apeared
He tried to kiss her, out of the blue?
Well, it's actually pretty surprising that only now Akihisa's rival for Himeji's love appeared, considering how popular she is in school(despite her lethal cooking).
Kubo must be going all berserk now when he finds out about the kiss.
not sure why but i'm feeling killing intent from Himeji/Minami/Kubo, Sadness from Hideyoshi and Blushing Red from Yuuko, and of course screaming yaoi fan girls in the school at the kiss.
Location: Fighting against those who oppress the system
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Originally Posted by longshot
not sure why but i'm feeling killing intent from Himeji/Minami/Kubo, Sadness from Hideyoshi and Blushing Red from Yuuko, and of course screaming yaoi fan girls in the school at the kiss.
The things Aki does for love lol.
Why would Hideyoshi be sad though? xD. I bet Yuuko is thinking, "So yaoi does happen in real life!"
Spoiler for Excerpt from Vol 8 Q2. Note that it's translated from Taiwanese version, so I can't guarantee full accuracy.:
“From now on, we’ll start with the interrogation of the heretic Yoshii Akihisa.”
About 5 minutes after that, I was arrested by the FFF>
I was forcefully taken away from the puzzled Himeji-san, and my limbs were all tied up as I was mercilessly pushed onto the hard tatami of class 2-F’s floor.
“Yoshii Akihisa, do you have any last words?”
“I only met Himeji-san on the way to school! It’s not like I’m completely innocent…but I earnest request to have my punishment reduced!!”
“…”
After hearing my explanation, the leader of the FFF seemed to ponder for a while. Even if the FFF would severely deal with any guy who interacts with girls, if I only met her coincidentally on my way to school, wouldn’t that be too heavy of a punishment? If they’re always jealous about this, it would never end! Don’t tell me that they were blinded by jealously because of such a trivial thing? I think they’ll send 5 members to pinch my arms with the thumb and middle fingers—
“—Then, 10 members shall deal flying kicks to Yoshii Akihisa.”
Seems like their jealously’s more than what I could imagine!
“Wa, wait! Isn’t this punishment too heavy!? If you want to punish me, what will happen if something similar happens to you?”
“Uu…”
The leader went silent again. He should be considering the possibility that ‘the same thing may happen to them’.
“Leader, I don’t think what the accused said is unreasonable.”
“We’re not merciless devil. For this level of action, I think we can just close an eye and forgive him.”
“Maybe one day, this lucky event of getting to walk to school with girls will happen to us too.”
“Also, I’ll be punished everyday if I’m being punished for ogling someone.”
The members rallied around me. It seemed that the ‘this thing may happen to you’ statement had some effect.
“In that case, we’ll specially reduce the punishment such that it’ll be a flick on the forehead by the leader.”
Just when I heaved a huge sigh of relief because of such a large reduction in punishment—
“Please wait a moment!”
Himeji-san panged as she rushed into the classroom. Hm? What’s going on? Did Himeji-san run over because she was worried about me?
“Akihisa-kun didn’t do anything wrong! I—”
Himeji-san blushed as she desperately tried to explain to everyone.
“—I forced him to come to school with me today!”
“20 members shall now carry out German Suplexes.”
“““NO OBJECTIONS!!!”””
What’s going on? What Himeji-san said changed my punishment from a flick on the forehead to German Suplexes, and the number went from 1 to 20! Such a drastic change’s really hard to react to!
“Hi, Himeji-san, I’m grateful that you spoke up for me, but what you just said would only create an opposite effect…”
“But, it’s my selfish intention to adjust Akihisa-kun’s collar and let our hands touch each other! This has nothing to do with Akihisa-kun, it’s not Akihisa-kun’s fault at all…”
“FLIP THE TATAMI! SMASH HIS HEAD DIRECTLY ONTO THE FLOOR!”
“YES! THE WORK’S DONE HERE!”
“WE CAN ADD SOME NAILS TO ADD TO THE EFFECT!”
“I GOT SOME IRON STAKES READY!”
Damn it! These guys are already thinking about burying this immobilized me now! If I don’t hurry up and explain…that’s right! I just need to make them feel like this is nothing! I just need to explain to them that it’s something trivial in our everyday lives—
“Everyone, calm down! If you’re punishing me because of this, what about Yuuji? Don’t you often see him coming to school with Kirishima-san?”
“In that case, we shall punish Sakamoto Yuuji as well.”
Sorry Yuuji, it seemed that my words caused you to be punished too.
I was sending my apologies in my mind to that bad friend of mine with the wild presence as I clapped my hands together. At this moment, CRAK, the entrance doo to the classroom was slid aside.
“Good morning~fuuwaa…I really feel like sleeping…”
Ahh, Yuuji, why did you have to turn up just at this moment?
“Hm? Akihisa? What’s up? You got captured by the FFF again? It’s been tough on you in the morning—OI, WHY ARE YOU GUYS SNEAKING BEHIND ME AND TWISTING MY ARMS!!?”
Yuuji, who looked sleepy as he came to school, was immediately grabbed on the waist from the back by the FFF members with their strong arms.
“Himeji-san, can you please turn over and look at me?”
“Eh? Ah, okay.”
I tried to gather Himeji-san’s gaze and concentration onto me.
From the corner of the classroom, Yuuji’s body flew in a beautiful arc in mid-air, and at the same time, ‘THOMP’, ‘THOMP’, ‘THOMP’, blunt sounds could be heard. That would be three times already…
“Good morning—WHAT IN THE WORLD? YUUJI’S BLOODIED FACE’S SLAMMED ONTO THE GROUND!!”
17 times already?
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO YOUR SEATS!!”
As the heavy sound echoed for the 18th time, Ironman’s arrival finally calmed down this commotion. Ah, that was dangerous. Once Yuuji’s head takes another 2 hits, the next one would be me…
thanks a lot for the translations ;D
baka to test was the first novel that i read so i'm really happy to see you guys continuing to translate it
akihisa only worries is the food the rest is perfect (i'm really jealous)
from the illustrations i got a perspective for the rest but i'm waiting for more thanks ;D
Started work on Baka Test vol 8 already, if anyone asked.
thank U ...still a little sad for no love for vol 4-6
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reading Vol 8 question 2.....
look like Himeji purposely put Akihisa in such a situation...as a smart lass, she's sure dumb enough to not recognize such hostile atmosphere from FFF clan member.
Air Head ?
Spoiler for Excerpt from Vol 8 Q2. Note that it's translated from Taiwanese version, so I can't guarantee full accuracy.:
“From now on, we’ll start with the interrogation of the heretic Yoshii Akihisa.”
About 5 minutes after that, I was arrested by the FFF>
I was forcefully taken away from the puzzled Himeji-san, and my limbs were all tied up as I was mercilessly pushed onto the hard tatami of class 2-F’s floor.
“Yoshii Akihisa, do you have any last words?”
“I only met Himeji-san on the way to school! It’s not like I’m completely innocent…but I earnest request to have my punishment reduced!!”
“…”
After hearing my explanation, the leader of the FFF seemed to ponder for a while. Even if the FFF would severely deal with any guy who interacts with girls, if I only met her coincidentally on my way to school, wouldn’t that be too heavy of a punishment? If they’re always jealous about this, it would never end! Don’t tell me that they were blinded by jealously because of such a trivial thing? I think they’ll send 5 members to pinch my arms with the thumb and middle fingers—
“—Then, 10 members shall deal flying kicks to Yoshii Akihisa.”
Seems like their jealously’s more than what I could imagine!
“Wa, wait! Isn’t this punishment too heavy!? If you want to punish me, what will happen if something similar happens to you?”
“Uu…”
The leader went silent again. He should be considering the possibility that ‘the same thing may happen to them’.
“Leader, I don’t think what the accused said is unreasonable.”
“We’re not merciless devil. For this level of action, I think we can just close an eye and forgive him.”
“Maybe one day, this lucky event of getting to walk to school with girls will happen to us too.”
“Also, I’ll be punished everyday if I’m being punished for ogling someone.”
The members rallied around me. It seemed that the ‘this thing may happen to you’ statement had some effect.
“In that case, we’ll specially reduce the punishment such that it’ll be a flick on the forehead by the leader.”
Just when I heaved a huge sigh of relief because of such a large reduction in punishment—
“Please wait a moment!”
Himeji-san panged as she rushed into the classroom. Hm? What’s going on? Did Himeji-san run over because she was worried about me?
“Akihisa-kun didn’t do anything wrong! I—”
Himeji-san blushed as she desperately tried to explain to everyone.
“—I forced him to come to school with me today!”
“20 members shall now carry out German Suplexes.”
“““NO OBJECTIONS!!!”””
What’s going on? What Himeji-san said changed my punishment from a flick on the forehead to German Suplexes, and the number went from 1 to 20! Such a drastic change’s really hard to react to!
“Hi, Himeji-san, I’m grateful that you spoke up for me, but what you just said would only create an opposite effect…”
“But, it’s my selfish intention to adjust Akihisa-kun’s collar and let our hands touch each other! This has nothing to do with Akihisa-kun, it’s not Akihisa-kun’s fault at all…”
“FLIP THE TATAMI! SMASH HIS HEAD DIRECTLY ONTO THE FLOOR!”
“YES! THE WORK’S DONE HERE!”
“WE CAN ADD SOME NAILS TO ADD TO THE EFFECT!”
“I GOT SOME IRON STAKES READY!”
Damn it! These guys are already thinking about burying this immobilized me now! If I don’t hurry up and explain…that’s right! I just need to make them feel like this is nothing! I just need to explain to them that it’s something trivial in our everyday lives—
“Everyone, calm down! If you’re punishing me because of this, what about Yuuji? Don’t you often see him coming to school with Kirishima-san?”
“In that case, we shall punish Sakamoto Yuuji as well.”
Sorry Yuuji, it seemed that my words caused you to be punished too.
I was sending my apologies in my mind to that bad friend of mine with the wild presence as I clapped my hands together. At this moment, CRAK, the entrance doo to the classroom was slid aside.
“Good morning~fuuwaa…I really feel like sleeping…”
Ahh, Yuuji, why did you have to turn up just at this moment?
“Hm? Akihisa? What’s up? You got captured by the FFF again? It’s been tough on you in the morning—OI, WHY ARE YOU GUYS SNEAKING BEHIND ME AND TWISTING MY ARMS!!?”
Yuuji, who looked sleepy as he came to school, was immediately grabbed on the waist from the back by the FFF members with their strong arms.
“Himeji-san, can you please turn over and look at me?”
“Eh? Ah, okay.”
I tried to gather Himeji-san’s gaze and concentration onto me.
From the corner of the classroom, Yuuji’s body flew in a beautiful arc in mid-air, and at the same time, ‘THOMP’, ‘THOMP’, ‘THOMP’, blunt sounds could be heard. That would be three times already…
“Good morning—WHAT IN THE WORLD? YUUJI’S BLOODIED FACE’S SLAMMED ONTO THE GROUND!!”
17 times already?
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO YOUR SEATS!!”
As the heavy sound echoed for the 18th time, Ironman’s arrival finally calmed down this commotion. Ah, that was dangerous. Once Yuuji’s head takes another 2 hits, the next one would be me…
“Really? It's great that you would feel this way. Ah, no tiem to hang out. Got to hurry back home. It's late now.”
“...Yuuji, wait.”
“What? Did you forget something?”
“...No.”
“Then what is it? I don't have time to stand here and chit-chat—”
“...I...don't want to go back home today.”
“Heh? What did you say?”
“...I...don't want to go back home today...”
“...Are you serious, Shouko?”
“...Really serious.”
“...I see. So you don't want to go home today...”
“...(Nods head).”
“In that case...”
“...Mn.”
“My house's over there. I'll make a move first.”
“...Even this kind and gentle me can't forgive that.”
“ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! WHO THE HELL DID YOU CALL GENTLE!!!”
“...Yuuji lacks awareness as a husband.”
“Awareness as a husband? I've never been someone's husband. Forget about being self-aware!”
“...Looks like I have to educate Yuuji properly.”
“ACK ACK ACK ACK...e, educate? What nonsense are you spouting? You're the one who needs education more than I do.”
“...That's why I feel that we should live together.”
“That's too different, about 540 degrees from the topic just now.”
“...This is for the kids' sake.”
“STOP LOOKING SO CARING AND PATTING YOUR STOMACH! WE CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE ANY CHILDREN!”
“...Daddy's so cold-hearted, Shoyuu.”
“AND YOU'RE SAYING THINGS LIKE A DAMNED FATHER WHO WOULDN'T RECOGNISE HIS KIDS! AND DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO USE THAT NAME!”
“...Then we'll stay together in Yuuji's room tonight and think of a good name for our child.”
“HOLD ON! ISN'T THIS CONVERSATION WAY TOO WEIRD!”
“...That's because Yuuji's not good with modern language.”
“OF CORUSE NOT! NO LANGUAGE DIFFERENCE CAN CHANGE THE WEIRDNESS OF OUR CONVERSATION HERE!”
“...Yuuji's so cold-hearted.”
“Nope, I'm even thinking that I'm kind enough to continue with this ridiculously stupid topic...oh yeah. Why must you come over with me? Did something happen in your house?”
“...No, nothing happened in my house.”
“Then why—”
“...The kiss back then made me pregnant, so I want to continue to the next step with Yuuji.”
“@((*(&&&(@*&#(!*&!(&*(@&*$))@(&*)(@!!!”
“...Calm down, Yuuji. Your language's really terrible.”
“YOU IDIOT!! HOW CAN YOU GET PREGNANT BY KISSING THE FOREHEAD! LEARN SOME COMMON SENSE HERE!”
“...Sigh...”
“You...what's with that 'this idiot still doesn't understand anything' sigh!”
“...Since Yuuji really doesn't understand, I'll graciously tell you this.”
“Really~? Then say it.”
“...There's something called 'false pregnancy' in this world.”
“YOU'RE COMPLETELY MISTAKEN THERE! THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SAID PROUDLY! THIS FALSE IMPRESSION OF GETTING PREGNANT ONLY THROUGH THE POWER OF LOVE WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING ELSE ISN'T SOMETHING THAT'S MEANT TO BE BRAGGED!”
“...”
“Oi, what's with that silence?”
“...So we have to live together to make this a reality...”
“Wait, Shouko! Let's talk it through first.”
“...The name of the child?”
“No, that's not it. It's about your admission to a hospital.”
“...I'm so happy.”
“Th, this person is thinking that she's about to be admitted into a gynaecology hospital...”
“...Then we should live together.”
“Didn't I say we can't?”
“...But...”
“No buts!”
“...But Yuuji, you said that you would be my boyfriend during the summoning war in the first semester.”
“Uu...ev, even so, one at a time, that has nothing to do with living together!”
“...That's not true. Yuuji's my boyfriend.”
“What nonsense are you saying? Do you see any high school students staying together?”
“...So you're willing to stay with me if there are high school students staying together?”
“Ah, okay okay. But it must be within our domain, students from Fumitzuki Gakuen.”
“...I understand. I'll work hard to find them.”
“Okay okay, whatever, but I guess we can't possibly have such people in school.”
Well, here's part 2:
Spoiler for Climax:
“Akihisa, I think I have to explain it to you. The saying ‘don’t let your wives eat eggplants in autumn’ is because ‘eggplants have few seeds, and they feared that the chances of pregnancy would lower’, so they would prevent their wives from eating eggplants.”
“Heh~ I see. Yuuji’s really knowledgeable.”
“It’s not that I’m knowledgeable, but that you lack common sense.”
Really? I didn’t know that—HEY, HOLD ON A SEC!
“Yu, Yuuji? Why are you here?”
“Sa, Sakamoto-kun! When did you come here?”
“Nothing, I just came here to buy ingredients for dinner…”
Speaking of which, Yuuji did mention that he had to cook dinner tonight too…there’s not many supermarkets from school to home, so it’s not really surprising that we would meet here. It’s because we just went our separate ways that I made a huge mistake…
“Say it! What’s going on?”
“Wha, what are you saying? Himeji-san and I just happened to meet at the supermarket and went together!”
“That’s right, Sakamoto-kun. We really met coincidentally before shopping in the supermarket!”
“Hoho? Really, you two said that you wanted to buy ingredients for dinner together. Looks like you have quite the good relationship there.”
“That’s not it. It’s not like that at all!”
“Speaking of which, it’s too suspicious that you two would enter a supermarket together. You must be hiding something else besides shopping together, right?”
Seeing that Himeji-san and I were looking uncomfortable because of his words, Yuuji placed his hand under his chin and gave a pondering look.
“Yesterday’s dinner, today’s lunch and tonight’s dinner are the same…it seems that you two have been eating the same dishes together…and you two came to school together…”
WAAAAHHHH!! Yuuji’s getting closer to the truth! Got to find some way to change the topic!
“S, speaking of which! There’s a lot of social news everyday!”
“Yes yes! Like airport strikes, flights terminated and all that stuff!”
“That’s really bad! A lot of people can’t go back to Japan if the airport’s under strike!”
Himeji-san and I tried our best to divert the topic to the latest news. But after hearing what we said, Yuuji frowned harder.
“…Airport stop…Himeji had to stay at Akihisa’s house two days ago…are you two…”
Most likely, Yuuji noticed some critical fact as he inadvertently widened his eyes. Wha, what what? Does he know about it?
“Oi, Akihisa, answer me honestly! Don’t tell me—”
“Wha, what do you want to say?”
“—You’re staying together with Himeji…!?”
WERE WE DISCOVERED? SO QUICKLY TOO!
“NO, NONONONONO, OF COURSE NOT! HOW COULD SUCH AN IMPOSSIBLE THING HAPPEN!”
“THATHATHATHATHATHAT’S RIGHT, SAKAMOTO-KUN. THAT’S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE. HOW COULD IT HAPPEN! YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT HAPPENING!”
“Yo, you two…why must you two come up with something like this at this moment!?”
Our denials were meaningless as Yuuji gave us vengeful looks as he glared at Himeji-san and me. Damn it! If anyone knows of what happy things happened in my life, I’ll have people jealous of me and killing me…
I predicted the attack manner Yuuji may choose and stealthily got into defensive position. However—
“How did that happen…this is bad! This is really bad! Damn it…!”
Yuuji was clutching his head and shaking as he didn’t do anything cruel to me. Eh? That’s strange?
“What’s with you, Yuuji?”
“AND YOU DARE ASK ME WHAT’S WRONG!? DAMN IT…WHAT DID I…WHAT STUPID THINGS DID I SAY!? I REALLY WANT TO WHACK AKIHISA AND ME THAT TIME…”
If you really want to do so, couldn’t you just hit yourself only?
“Ah well, it’s pointless to grumble about it. Oi, Akihisa. Nobody knew that you two are living together, right?”
“Uu, ah, yes. I don’t think anyone other than Yuuji knows.”
“That’s really the best thing I heard in this misfortune. If you find out that this is about to be discovered, hurry up and tell me, and I’ll try to cover up for you.”
“Eh…Ah, un, thanks then.”
To think that Yuuji would say such things. I thought that he would be hollering in anger ‘when can you get so cocky you idiot’ and beat me up.
“However, you must never ever let anyone else know that you two are staying together! You must be extremely careful, understood!”
“I’ll definitely try my best not to let others know…”
“What’s with those spineless words!? It’s not even to try! Akihisa, listen up! You must, never, ever, let anyone else know about it!”
“Uu…un, I understand.”
Yuuji glared at me viciously as he continued to remind me over and over again.
“If other people know about it, I’ll beat you down into the path to hell, or else I won’t be able to erase the anger within me!”
What’s going on? Will something horrifying happen to Yuuji if the fact that Himeji-san and I are living in the same place?
“Got it, Yuuji. I’ll keep that secret no matter what.”
“Please. I really want to avoid doing meaningless actions like revenge on you! Hurry up and go back before other people discover you.”
“Got it. Then, here’s a present.”
After handing the eggplant in my hand, we said goodbye to Yuuji. It’ll be alright. Though that guy said it as if something will happen, but nobody will know that Himeji-san and I are living together!
“I’m worried, but it can’t be helped…I have to hide this secret for them with my utmost—!”
“…Yuuji.”
“…………………………………What is it?”
“…Do you remember our promise?”
“Ha…haha, ha…Shouko, when were you…standing there…”
“…Right from the beginning. Because Yuuji wouldn’t come home with me, I came over to punish Yuuji.”
“I, I see…I’m really sorry then…”
“…Don’t worry. It doesn’t matter now.”
“That’s right. Then—”
“…Un.”
“Farewell!”
“…Don’t run. You won’t be able to escape.”
"DDDDDDDDDAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN IIIIITTTTT, AKIHISAAAAAA!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULLLLTTTT!!!”
My Favorite Anime Quotes Courtesy of Answerman of ANN:
1) By and Large...they are ** and *****.
2) What kind of girls do Anime Otaku males want? ..................... Female.
3) The odds are good, that the goods are odd.
Don't worry, the rest of the volume details the outcome. Will be releasing first part of Q3 later.
*read it*
B*sTAAAAAAAAAaArd!, why must Akira appear?!
just give Mizuki 5 minutes to get 'it' done in a forceful manner to Akihisa will ya?!
For such a cock block for Himeji to appear in the initial phase...wait... may be I should call it Pussy Block?...what a bad luck
*hat down for sympathy to Himeji*
btw:
Akihisa?, please go fetch that trap..she'll welcome you heart fully, and as the night already come, it's a shame to not fully utilize it
....Now I'm Really Really want to murder all of FFF member.....Toss Minami to a Full-Packed-with-Crocodile pond....and Lock Kirishima-san with bare naked Yuuji
2012-01-05, 08:26
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