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Sepiraph · 2006-01-08, 03:47

I dont know if this has been posted already but this anime music video probably deserves its own thread.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...514&q=amv+hell

One full hour of anime greatness, enjoy!

Lord Raiden · 2006-01-21, 14:51

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...18503062049442

747 Drag Races!

evil-samurai · 2006-01-21, 19:32

Some of the funniest lines from the simpsons I've heard

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up

=> More quotes can be found ||here||

OutPhase · 2006-01-22, 06:35

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Best. Wiki. Ever.

Jaden · 2006-01-22, 16:13

Last month I was called by an organization called "Save the Children".
They asked "Hey, would you like an orphan baby for christmas?"
I answered "I don't know...we usually have turkey."

Green² · 2006-01-23, 19:15

Shay · 2006-01-24, 08:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green²

Impeachment? I don't get it...

Aoie_Emesai · 2006-01-24, 08:28

Well this is rather funny enough.

Sorry guys, I have no jokes today. I'm clean out of jokes.

--

Ok i found my favorite picture.

Spoiler:

Green² · 2006-01-24, 16:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shay

Impeachment? I don't get it...

Regarding to the NSA domestic spying issue in the US.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

Quick to learn the Sexy no Jitsu, he will.

OutPhase · 2006-01-25, 12:23

This is actually safe for work despite what the url says. I should do that sometime. Get them in the mood, then douse their flame of arousal, and light their to tourch of being pissed off.

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

NoSanninWa · 2006-01-25, 17:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razer_2mb

This is actually safe for work despite what the url says. I should do that sometime. Get them in the mood, then douse their flame of arousal, and light their to tourch of being pissed off.

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

I've seen that before, but it's still hysterical. Thanks for reminding me of that incredible parody. Does anyone know if those are actual chat logs by a practical joker, or they are just a fictional satire.

pinsher6 · 2006-01-26, 00:34

i like laughing but sometimes i seem to laugh too much...ahahah

Rurik · 2006-01-26, 12:35

This ones goes for all of South PArk Fans Out there

Spoiler for undecent language...:

ImperialPanda · 2006-01-27, 02:25

A little old, Bush:

http://www.wimp.com/presidential/

Green² · 2006-01-27, 03:04

I'll call with an Curious George goes to China. (~1.3MB)
http://rapidshare.de/files/11926030/...China.avi.html

Calca · 2006-01-30, 03:44

Guy who takes wrestling way too seriously.

I didn't go through the posts so it may have been posted before.

http://gorillamask.net/cryfan.shtml

Calca · 2006-01-30, 03:45

Also, be careful of the latest scam according to Snopes

Spoiler:

Calca · 2006-01-30, 04:06

I'm on a roll

His and Her Perfect Days (Language warning)

Spoiler:

TamaNeko · 2006-01-30, 05:34

...and for additional reference, visit this site. What do you think? Think they're right? I hate to admit it, but...I can't find anything on that site to disagree on...

Komataguri · 2006-01-30, 05:57

bahahahahahha

hillarious.

Not penny arcade or VG Cats, but funny none the less.

2006-01-24, 08:28	Link #448
Aoie_Emesai ♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬ Artist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Unnecessary Age: 37	Well this is rather funny enough. Sorry guys, I have no jokes today. I'm clean out of jokes. -- Ok i found my favorite picture. Spoiler: __________________ How to Give / Receive Criticism on your work / Like to draw? Come join Artists Alike Visit my Deviantart Or Blog ~A Child should always surpass his/her parent, Remember.

2006-01-26, 12:35	Link #453
Rurik Golden Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: 9th Temple Age: 45	This ones goes for all of South PArk Fans Out there Spoiler for undecent language...: Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman. Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley. Stan: That's cool. Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose. ------------------------------------ Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?! Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?" ---------------------------------------- Mr. Garrison: Let's start the day with a few new math problems -- what is five times two? Yes. Clyde? Clyde: Twelve. Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try and get an answer from somebody who is not a complete retard.

2006-01-30, 03:45	Link #457
Calca Expressionless Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Walking on the path known as life	Also, be careful of the latest scam according to Snopes Spoiler: Latest scam, and according to Snopes.com, this one is real. Be careful !! I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat and then they both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or today.

2006-01-30, 04:06	Link #458
Calca Expressionless Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Walking on the path known as life	I'm on a roll His and Her Perfect Days (Language warning) Spoiler: Discuss THE PERFECT DAY-- FOR HER 8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 - Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday. 8:45 - Breakfast in bed: freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents: expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner. 9:15 - Soothing hot bath with Frangipani bath oil. 10:00 - Light work out at club with sexy, funny, personal trainer. 10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry. 12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe. 12:45 - Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds. 1:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit. 3:00 - Nap 4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from "Secret Admirer". 4:15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body. 5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe. Parade before full length mirror. 7:30 - Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers. 10:00 - Hot shower (alone). 10:50 - Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen) 11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms. THE PERFECT DAY-- FOR HIM 6:00 - Alarm 6:15 - Blow job 6:30 - Massive satisfying shit while reading the Sports section. 7:00 - Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler. 7:30 - Limo arrives 7:45 - Several beers en-route to airport 9:15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet. 9:30 - Limo to Pebble Beach G. C. (blow job en-route). 9:45 - Play front nine - 2 under. 11:45 - Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 - Blow job. 12:30 - Play back nine - 4 under. 2:15 - Limo back to the airport (several bourbons). 2:30 - Fly to Bahamas. 3:30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers. 4:30 - Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs.) - on light tackle. 5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally). 6:45 - Shit, Shower and Shave. 7:00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated. 7:30 - Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet steak followed by Ice-cream. 9:00 - Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game. 9:30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over). 11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer. 11:30 - A night cap blow job. 11:45 - In bed alone. 11:50 - A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. 11:51 - Laugh yourself to sleep

2006-01-30, 05:34	Link #459
TamaNeko Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	Why nice guys never get laid... ...and for additional reference, visit this site. What do you think? Think they're right? I hate to admit it, but...I can't find anything on that site to disagree on... Last edited by TamaNeko; 2006-01-30 at 05:44.

2006-01-08, 03:47	Link #441
Sepiraph Arayashiki Join Date: May 2003 Location: On the Internet	I dont know if this has been posted already but this anime music video probably deserves its own thread. http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...514&q=amv+hell One full hour of anime greatness, enjoy!

2006-01-21, 14:51	Link #442
Lord Raiden Uber Coffee for da win! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Middle of insanity	http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...18503062049442 747 Drag Races!

2006-01-21, 19:32	Link #443
evil-samurai ...... Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 37	Some of the funniest lines from the simpsons I've heard Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way. Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way? Homer: Yeah, but faster! Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet? Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know. Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk." Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up => More quotes can be found \|\|here\|\|

2006-01-22, 06:35	Link #444
OutPhase Lord Chairman God King Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Do you really give a damn?	http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Best. Wiki. Ever.

2006-01-22, 16:13	Link #445
Jaden Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006	Last month I was called by an organization called "Save the Children". They asked "Hey, would you like an orphan baby for christmas?" I answered "I don't know...we usually have turkey."

2006-01-23, 19:15	Link #446
Green² It's bacon! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Up and to the Left Age: 43

2006-01-25, 12:23	Link #450
OutPhase Lord Chairman God King Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Do you really give a damn?	This is actually safe for work despite what the url says. I should do that sometime. Get them in the mood, then douse their flame of arousal, and light their to tourch of being pissed off. http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

2006-01-26, 00:34	Link #452
pinsher6 Member Join Date: Jan 2006	i like laughing but sometimes i seem to laugh too much...ahahah

2006-01-27, 02:25	Link #454
ImperialPanda Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: US	A little old, Bush: http://www.wimp.com/presidential/

2006-01-27, 03:04	Link #455
Green² It's bacon! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Up and to the Left Age: 43	I'll call with an Curious George goes to China. (~1.3MB) http://rapidshare.de/files/11926030/...China.avi.html

2006-01-30, 03:44	Link #456
Calca Expressionless Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Walking on the path known as life	Guy who takes wrestling way too seriously. I didn't go through the posts so it may have been posted before. http://gorillamask.net/cryfan.shtml

2006-01-30, 05:57	Link #460
Komataguri Reverend K-Rist Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: America's Wang. Age: 40	bahahahahahha hillarious. Not penny arcade or VG Cats, but funny none the less.