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Old 2012-04-01, 00:54   Link #1
Unleashing the Homu-Rage
Join Date: Apr 2010
Epic Rap Battles in (Anime/Video Game/etc) History

Based on the Epic Rap Battle of History Youtube series

Raising Heart (Nanoha) vs 343 Guilty Spark:


Now watch me annihilate this light bulb in one blow
Think you can harm me with your Sentinel drones
Last time I fought UAVs, those noobs their asses got pwned

Spark, your a hundred thousand years out of date
I'll Starlight Breaker you, just like I did to Fate!
I'll tell you this now, this battle's already ended,
By the time this is all over bitch, you going to get befriended!


I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Installation 04!
You have British voice actor but your English is still poor!
Leveling buildings? Ha!, Your a noob at devastation!
I wipe out whole galaxies with my Halo installation!

Without Nanoha, you couldn't do a thing.
I'm an autonomous AI, your just some loli's bling!
They call your master lyrical but she can't even sing!
What's your your Starlight Breaker gonna do when I light my Halo ring!?


Halo Installation? Don't make me laugh!
Last time I checked, It got blown clean in half!
You couldn't beat me, not even in your dreams!
I hear your weak against lasers. Good, 'cause I've got plenty of beams!

I'm a devastating weapon in the hands of an ace!
Your just metal soccer ball from hula-hoop in space!
Wide Area Search! I've got you in my sights
I'm gonna fire a Divine Buster and blast out your lights!


I've got something say, and believe me I'm no lia'
I'm going to sideline you like they sidelined Yuuno Scrya!
You've meddled with protocol, and now your going pay
You're gonna get smashed up just like you did in A's

You need cartridges to attack, there's something you should know,
My laser beam never runs out of ammo!
I've got army of Sentinels, and were ready to blow you to bits
But I shall at least try make your death quick and painless!

Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Hayate Yagami (Nanoha)


I am Kira, God of the World!
Your just a wheel chair-bound loli turned magical girl!
So what if your an officer in a magical military
I'll demote you resident of the local cemetary!

Whether you live or die, Its all my decision
I strike down all who oppose me with lethal precision!
With a stroke of my pen, you will be defeated
Then I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!


Hayate Yagami of the TSAB here to teach you a lesson
My magic will blow through you like Matsuda's Smith and Wesson!
Your magic book can only hit one target at a time
I can take out a dozen city blocks with mine!

You use your powers with no care or responsibility
Your not a god, just a loose piece of artillery!
If you even try to harm me, it to won't go to keikaku
You'll get jumped by a mob of a few thousand pissed otaku!


I'm a more prolific killer than your average shinigami
Make you the deadest mahou shoujo since Tomoe Mami!
The story of this battle you will not live to tell
I'll send you beyond the grave to go hang out with L!


Light, your the one whose going end up dead,
Try writing in your notebook, with an iceberg on your head
You're outstanding crimes will be your own annihilation
Prepare to face the wrath of the Time-Space Administration!

Please comment and/or create your own battles.

Some possible future constestants include:

Haruhi Suzumiya vs Madoka Kaname
Akemi Homura vs Nanoha Takamachi
Yuno Gasai (Mirai Nikki) vs Rena Ryuguu (Higurashi) vs Kotonoha Katsura (School Days)
Araya Souren (Kara No Kyoukai) vs Kotomine Kirei (Fate/Stay Night)
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Old 2012-04-01, 01:02   Link #2
Dr. Casey
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This topic is awesome. I'm not going to embarass myself by trying to participate, I seriously doubt I'd make a good rapper, but do Haruhi vs. Madoka and Yuno vs. Rena vs. Kotonoha! Those both sound the most fun to me.

Last edited by Dr. Casey; 2012-04-01 at 02:05.
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Old 2012-04-01, 05:18   Link #3
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yo, do one on miku vs. black rock shooter.
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Old 2013-03-03, 19:22   Link #4
Unleashing the Homu-Rage
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Not sure if anyone cares, but reviving this thread anyway. This one is currently a work in progress:

Battle of the Eyepatch Moe Girls:

Mei Misaki (Another)


Rikka Takanashi (Chuunibyou)

*Takes off her eye patch*

It seems I need my glass eye to see you
I guess that means your something that just shouldn't be viewed!
I'll get this out of the way now, before I cause any confusion
I'd gouge out your Tyrant's Eye if it wasn't a delusion!

You need to stop talking about things that do not exist
You gotta bad case of chuunibyou and the cure is my fist!

*fakes a punch at Rikka*


I'm surprised your willing to show me your eye
You kept it close all season and left your friends to die!
Deny my Tyrant's Eye again, and believe me when I tell ya
You'll end up like Sakuragi: Impaled on an umbrella!
*Gets out her umbrella and thrusts it violently in Mei's direction*

If you value your life, Mei, I'd suggest relocation
My Tyrant's Eye can see that your hometown's an OSHA violation!
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Old 2014-05-22, 06:36   Link #5
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Random thread revival again. Since this is here... I made this Gurren Brigade (TTGL) vs. Survey Corps (Attack on Titan) battle some months ago for a game on another forum:

(the base comes from this guy: The rapping is mine and I'm terrible )






SOOOOLDIERS! Would you rather die here,
or teach these worthless motherfuckers who's the boss in Wall Maria?
When you meet a giant killer, you don't want to mess with him:
with a Jaeger, slaying monsters, we're the real Pacific Rim!
You can't stand up to us, 'cos you sure don't have a spine:
the best one of your lot died before episode nine!
We will blast you with our cannons, we will slice you with our steel,
we will pound your ass so hard, that Leeron is gonna squeal!
Today it's our turn to make you grimly remind.
One small rap for a man, one Titan's leap for mankind!
We're the top of the dope, we're the cream of the crop,
We will stand, UNITED, as humanity's last hip hop!

You've got some nerve coming out here, in the eye of the Spiral,
everybody knows us: so many views, call me Viral!
We are such a dope series that we've got two MC,
blast your ass to outer space like we're Titan A.E.!
Here's our two badass spiral warriors, a king and a princess,
a team of mecha pilots and a sniper bounty huntress,
a mechanic and a gunner that will blow you for good;
all you've got's a whiny kid and a bunch of Titan food!

You've got an impressive kill record, two shots and no miss,
that is, if we talk about the men that you kiss!
So go back to your teaching, Miss Fanservice McTits,
'cos it's not the nose bleeding when it's me landing hits!
You cover your skin well, no doubt, that's true,
but we all know which Titan you would like to eat you!
Stop being such a prude, live before it's too late:
you should all wear a red shirt with your casualty rate!

We give proudly our lives when the duty calls,
while you're more like a Titan – big mouth and no balls.
I'm the lawnmower man, you're a field of bad weed,
while you fight for your life, Levi plays Assassin's Creed.
Always closed in that cockpit, you smell quite sour,
why don't you just roh, roh, take a shower?
I'll dissect you and stab you with murderous violence,
but it's not like I hate you, you know... it's for science.
You scream so loud, who you think you're gonna threaten?
You've got an army? Well, we've got an Eren!
And you don't want to have Eren as an enemy, trust me:
take my advice, you would not like him when he's angsty.

Your Eren's a joke, the only battle he could win
is against Ikari Shinji, for the greatest whiny teen.
I once ruled all of humanity, kept it down in a spelunk,
so when you face me ask yourself: do you feel lucky, steampunk?
And while my life was short, I lived it out to the most,
while you make your viewers go “are they still in fucking Trost?!”.
You can do the impossible, but this rapper you can't beat,
so believe in the me who believes that you are shit!

You want to see our army? Check the sky, count the lights,
and if a man is as great as the enemy he fights,
yours are measured in meters, ours in Parsecs,
that's like you jerking off while we're having real sex!
And to you, our companions, who paid the highest toll
you will live inside this rhyme, 'cos rap is a man's soul,
Who the hell do you think we are? I'll answer this one:
(O.o )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination!
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