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 2010-07-07, 05:17 Link #7541 FateAnomaly Senior Member     Join Date: Sep 2007 Ah, a good display of military coordination. The brass should actually be proud. I wondered who took the video though.
 2010-07-07, 06:45 Link #7542 Patriot's Blade its Ghost Madoka time!!!     Join Date: May 2009 Location: brunei darusalam its maybe OLD & a REPOST, but its still funny like heck! 007 Goldeneye video game glitch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

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 2010-07-07, 10:08 Link #7543 TinyRedLeaf 'Dear Elhit'     Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Age: 42 This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs of experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic, and it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103% And look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it is the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Q.E.D.
 2010-07-07, 10:17 Link #7544 Arbitres Disabled By Request   Join Date: Jan 2010 I disagree with that equation. Regardless of it being funny or not.
SaintessHeart
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Quote:
 Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs of experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic, and it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103% And look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it is the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Q.E.D.
LOL I have heard of that during my JC days, though my teacher used BOOTLICKING, which comes to 116%. The students altered it to C***SUCKING, which comes to 117%. And SLEEP WITH BOSS comes up to a whooping 172%.

Ironic that it is quite true to a see-able extent IRL.
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

 2010-07-07, 17:27 Link #7546 MisterJB Warden of the West     Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Casterly Rock Spoiler for NSFW Twiligth for guys: Now, this movie I would go see. __________________
 2010-07-08, 00:39 Link #7547 Kudryavka Senior Member     Join Date: May 2009 Spoiler for spread to fuck the fruit. fucking is nsfw, of course.:
 2010-07-08, 01:43 Link #7548 Raiga tl;dr     Join Date: Jan 2009 Age: 25 It seems like 干 gets translated as "fuck." I think that has to do with the fact that one of its meaning is "to do," but usually it means "dry"... I forget much of my Chinese though, so... __________________
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 Originally Posted by Raiga It seems like 干 gets translated as "fuck." I think that has to do with the fact that one of its meaning is "to do," but usually it means "dry"... I forget much of my Chinese though, so...
It is supposed to mean DRY..... "干" as "f***" is a SLANG and not used for proper Chinese language.

It's meaning as "f***" is only effective when pronounced as "g-a4-n" in pinyin. It is originated from "干掉他" which means to "do him in", which is equal to "get rid of him".

When coupled with a human or personal human attachment (i.e dog), thus in the case of "干你老妈" is the correct usage of "干" as "f***" where "你" means "yours" and "老妈" means "mother", so it is a another usage of Engrish which Chinese is a base rather than Japanese.

Spoiler for SPOILER : real meaning of the pictures:

I am a Chinese and I know how to read and speak Chinese btw, so the mistranslations are hilarious.
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

Last edited by SaintessHeart; 2010-07-08 at 03:15.

 2010-07-08, 06:39 Link #7550 grylsyjaeger Onani Master     Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The girl's bathroom Age: 28 I could just see some tourists trying to steal those signs whilst on vacation. __________________ "It doesn't mean much, we never had a chance."
 2010-07-08, 08:30 Link #7551 Khu そんなやさしくしないで。。。     Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: NSW, Australia Age: 22

BEST. AD. EVER. (And I'm a straight guy!)
 2010-07-08, 09:48 Link #7552 -Sho- ~Omedetô~     Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere between heaven and hell ! Ahah awesome geek movie trailer - Java 4-Ever :

Java is the best
Jeffry2009
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Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Age: 30
Quote:
 Originally Posted by Komari Spoiler for spread to fuck the fruit. fucking is nsfw, of course.:
OMG.... What's up with these offensive words on every stuff...

Arbitres
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 OMG.... What's up with these offensive words on every stuff...
Curse words are funny >8D That's why we use them.

Terrestrial Dream

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Location: Tesla Leicht Institute
Age: 27
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 Originally Posted by MisterJB Spoiler for NSFW Twiligth for guys: Now, this movie I would go see.
Yeah I would probably pay to watch that movie, seems like it has an excellent story .
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Kudryavka
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Join Date: May 2009
Quote:
 Originally Posted by Jeffry2009 OMG.... What's up with these offensive words on every stuff...
Why does Moetan say "I like you. come over to my house and fuck my sister"?

Because it's English Fail and she watches too damn much Full Metal Jacket. It's just like the weeaboos who claim to know Japanese after watching fansubs desu. Not Englicious at all, nope.

Raiga
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Age: 25
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 Originally Posted by Komari Why does Moetan say "I like you. come over to my house and fuck my sister"? Because it's English Fail and she watches too damn much Full Metal Jacket. It's just like the weeaboos who claim to know Japanese after watching fansubs desu. Not Englicious at all, nope.
Wasn't Moetan like legit researched and all that stuff was intentional? I mean, at the very least it's completely grammatical and idiomatic. And hilarious, intentional or not.
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olympian819
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Toronto
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 Originally Posted by SaintessHeart It is supposed to mean DRY..... "干" as "f***" is a SLANG and not used for proper Chinese language. It's meaning as "f***" is only effective when pronounced as "g-a4-n" in pinyin. It is originated from "干掉他" which means to "do him in", which is equal to "get rid of him". When coupled with a human or personal human attachment (i.e dog), thus in the case of "干你老妈" is the correct usage of "干" as "f***" where "你" means "yours" and "老妈" means "mother", so it is a another usage of Engrish which Chinese is a base rather than Japanese. Spoiler for SPOILER : real meaning of the pictures: I am a Chinese and I know how to read and speak Chinese btw, so the mistranslations are hilarious.
actually, the first picture actually means:
Dried Shrimp with stir fried cabbage
Third pic: Cashier for dry goods (checkout)

I am Chinese, in fact I am from Hong Kong and speaks both mandarin and cantonese

btw i found more of these Engrish signs at a site called Engrish....

risingstar3110
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Australia
Quote:
 Originally Posted by MisterJB Spoiler for NSFW Twiligth for guys: Now, this movie I would go see.
The reaction of those guys are hilarious....
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SaintessHeart
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 28
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 Originally Posted by olympian819 actually, the first picture actually means: Dried Shrimp with stir fried cabbage Third pic: Cashier for dry goods (checkout) I am Chinese, in fact I am from Hong Kong and speaks both mandarin and cantonese btw i found more of these Engrish signs at a site called Engrish....
You got it right for the 3rd one.....I thought it was a sale for near expiry dried goods.
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

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