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Old 2014-06-09, 11:07   Link #11381
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Worth it Saintess?

Or is she too old for your taste?
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Old 2014-06-09, 11:08   Link #11382
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I should have studied harder back in school. I didn't scholars can get away with fellating lolis!
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2014-06-10, 07:28   Link #11383
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Wait, isn't that old news? I seem to remember almost the exact same setup, a journo being caught with a minor and sex in a public toilet/flat being a thing a few months back.
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Old 2014-06-10, 08:17   Link #11384
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Wait, isn't that old news? I seem to remember almost the exact same setup, a journo being caught with a minor and sex in a public toilet/flat being a thing a few months back.
I don't know. But I envy that guy.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2014-06-10, 08:58   Link #11385
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I don't know. But I envy that guy.
Eh... since when did you stop to pretend to be only into 2d loli ?
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Old 2014-06-11, 00:13   Link #11386
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I don't know. But I envy that guy.
So this scholar took advantage of this depressed girl and had sex (or was it a blowjob) with her while his wife was in the kitchen baking...

Chemical castration or army live fire target, small arms or artillery, I'm not picky...
(These are generally my responses to child rape cases)
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Old 2014-06-11, 17:53   Link #11387
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Florida mom who had sex with teen son's friend gets asylum in Canada

Oh man! Canada! How can you be so silly!
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Old 2014-06-12, 20:08   Link #11388
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Man freed in jury mistake killed; suspect arrested


Krama...
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Old 2014-06-13, 01:26   Link #11389
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Japanese man arrested after allegedly stealing hundreds of school girl uniforms to wear

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Koichi Hirose, who was arrested Wednesday in Mihama, reportedly admitted to stealing approximately 600 gym suits and cheerleading and volleyball uniforms so he could wear them himself. 'I started stealing them in the summer of last year,’ the 53-year-old allegedly told police
At least he didn't steal them from the girls while they were still wearing them.
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Old 2014-06-13, 01:27   Link #11390
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Japanese man arrested after allegedly stealing hundreds of school girl uniforms to wear



At least he didn't steal them from the girls while they were still wearing them.
What? He could fit into them?
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Old 2014-06-13, 06:18   Link #11391
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What? He could fit into them?
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Old 2014-06-15, 02:14   Link #11392
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Arizona man arrested for shooting at moon

Another looney. So many of them.



Man breaking into homes in Boston, tickling unsuspecting victims


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BOSTON, MA (KTRK) --
A creepy criminal is breaking into homes in Boston and tickling people. but his victim's aren't laughing.

The so called "tickler" hit several homes in Boston and targeted at least three homes near the city of Brighton on Tuesday. His best cover is the element of surprise.

All of the break-ins happen overnight and people are so freaked out that no one has gotten a good look at him.

"My roommate woke up screaming and there's a man in his room and he had tickled his foot and was crouching by his bed," said David Master, whose roommate was a tickle victim.

All of the tickler's victims have been men. His victims say he doesn't carry a weapon and never steals from any of their apartments.
WTF? LOL.
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Old 2014-06-15, 03:28   Link #11393
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For the luls apparently... or maybe he is trying to point out horrendously flawed security people have?
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Old 2014-06-18, 23:07   Link #11394
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Thousands of ducks stampede through Thai streets:

"The incredible scene was captured by a driver who had to stop in his tracks to let
all the quacking birds get by. No word on where they were headed."

See:

http://www.today.com/video/today/55441803
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Old 2014-06-21, 22:04   Link #11395
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...ard-Collection

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...sing-a-Faction
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Old 2014-06-22, 18:55   Link #11396
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American gets stuck in stone vagina




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An American exchange student had to be rescued after getting trapped in a giant stone vagina.

Five emergency service vehicles and 22 fireman had to help the unfortunate lad after he got stuck in the marble carving in Tübingen, Germany on Friday afternoon.

The student is reported to have climbed in after a dare.

More in the article: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014...n_5519718.html



You use lube for dry vaginas. Duh.
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Old 2014-06-22, 20:00   Link #11397
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I wonder if that joke was cracked at all during the proceedings. Considering he is a student, I would not be surprised.
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Old 2014-06-22, 20:52   Link #11398
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I wonder what he'll be like when he gets laid after this. "You know, baby, last time I was in a vagoo, it took 22 men to get me out...".
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Old 2014-06-22, 21:12   Link #11399
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I dunno, it could give him a complex.
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Old 2014-06-23, 06:27   Link #11400
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Berlin House of One: The first church-mosque-synagogue?

That's very unique.
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