“Anyway,” Fate said as she stood in the frame of the door. “What are you doing?”
“Preparing for a party, cant you see?” Hayate responded as she was floating near the door, to place the start of a banner that read something like “Con-tul-fo-eac-500-es” which meant nothing to her.
“And what are we celebrating?” she asked curious at what was the special occasion that kept Nanoha and Vivio for welcoming her after months of not seeing each other.
“You don’t know?” Fate shook her head. “But it’s so simple that even Vivio knows,” then Hayate stopped. “Have you really gone that long?”
“It was only two, three months away.” she answered, trying to defend herself.
“So that´s why. Well that´s no big deal, I can make a quick tour with you so you can understand.” Taking Fate´s hand she quickly ran into a table. Sitting her down, she started to say.
“So your little vampirism continued, with you knowing more about the new girl of Britain. There was a try on a crossover between us and the most gainax series ever. Vita got a new adventure, Vivio eventually showed up. Your mother and Nanoha-chan´s mother started a romance. I and Carim started a romance too, with politics and Vivio and Zafira on the background. Your Landscaper work got a nice welcome. Your artist side came to be known as you wooed Nanoha once again. Shamal was a secret agent, can you believe that? The guys started to tell bedtime stories to Vivio. She liked them all. Teana and Nanoha fell in love and escaped from the police. Nanoha, Signum, Tomoyo, Erio and I went to a mission in outer space. Yuuno got bionic implants can you believe it? Childhoods were cracked but that tends to happen. Syn and Vivio told us their story… you will know Syn soon enough. We started a really nice romance or continued I am not so sure. Yuuno got a protagonist role and he is in a dating sim or something, I am not sure about the details. Vivio was going to star in another adventure and you are going to appear with your vampirism. The reapers attacken once again and we were overpowered again. Arisa and Suzuka got their time to shine, Nanoha went medieval on us and started a campaign to save your sister. People started to appear and fight and we got involved. You got so cute and innocent while Nanoha made honor to her white devil nickname. Zest got killed after finding about who was his son. Yuuno, Vita and Vivio were sold to the Testarossa manor.You and Nanoha were separated by space, literally. A virus attacked and made zombie people. Zafira saved Nanoha from dying. There some short but awesome adventures too” She stopped the long list and returned to Fate. “Now you remember?”
The expression on her face couldn’t be described as she said three words. “WHAT THE HELL?”
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The banner just said something simple.
“Congratulations for reaching 500 pages fanfiction thread”
Keep going guys.