2007-11-12, 18:13 | Link #21 |
A fuckin' genius!
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Here, there ... EVERYWHERE!
Age: 36
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Life is like a child's diaper - short and full of shit.
My own creations: When someone asks me "Do you think so?" I say, 'I don't think. I know.' When someone follows my advice and it goes wrong. 'Since when do you actually listen to me?'
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2007-11-12, 21:25 | Link #29 |
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My favorite quotes tend to be words of wisdom: be at peace with yourself, and be at peace with others.
"If I have been of service, if I have glimpsed more of the nature and essence of ultimate good, if I am inspired to reach wider horizons of thought and action, if I am at peace with myself, it has been a successful day." - Alex Noble "Why not let people differ about their answers to the great mysteries of the Universe? Let each seek one's own way to the highest, to one's own sense of supreme loyalty in life, one's ideal of life. Let each philosophy, each world-view bring forth its truth and beauty to a larger perspective, that people may grow in vision, stature and dedication." - Algernon Black Though, it's always healthy to have a few humorous quotes as well. So here's two from my favorite comedian, Demetri Martin. -"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack." -"'Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’"
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2007-11-12, 23:25 | Link #30 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Achievement--Anything is possible when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Adversity--That which does not kill me only delays the inevitable. Agony--Not all pain is gain. Ambition--The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly. Blame--The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. Change--When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles. Cluelessness--There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. Compromise--Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours may be. Consistency--It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup. Consulting--When you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. Defeat--For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are, you are one of them. Discovery--A company that goes to the ends of the earth for its people will discover that it can hire them for 10% the cost of Americans. Do It Later--The early worm is for the birds. Dreams--Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them. Futility--You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99% of those you do. Goals--It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals. Idiocy--Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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2007-11-12, 23:45 | Link #31 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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"It's not what you say, it's how many lines you take up.
It's not what you say, it's how many lines you take up. It's not what you say, it's how many lines you take up. It's not what you say, it's how many lines you take up. It's not what you say, it's how many lines you take up. It's not what you say, it's how many lines you take up. It's not what you say, it's how many lines you take up......." ---Me "Winning isn't everything...it's just the only thing that matters." ---Robin from Teen Titans (though it may be from somewhere else)
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I has a Civic
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Tennessee
Age: 36
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2007-11-13, 03:19 | Link #37 | |
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2007-11-13, 06:48 | Link #39 |
A fuckin' genius!
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Here, there ... EVERYWHERE!
Age: 36
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"If you are arguing with an idiot, he is probably doing the same."
"If you lose sight of the enemy, turn around." "There is no such thing as a wrong strategy, only not enough tanks." "If brute force doesn't solve a problem, then you aren't using enough force." One my teacher loved to use. "I'll kick your ass so hard, that you'll be pissing blood for five days."
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2007-11-13, 17:10 | Link #40 |
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"Mr. West, not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two." - Wild Wild West.
"If A is success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein. |
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