2009-01-17, 08:15 | Link #3461 | |
books-eater youkai
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Betweem wisdom and insanity
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Like 0utf0xZer0 said , stay away from those, it better for everyone.
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2009-01-22, 11:46 | Link #3474 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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New White House Staff:
So far we have: Rahm Emanuel - Chief of Staff - Jewish David Axelrod - Senior Advisor to the President - Jewish Ronald Klain - Chief of Staff to the Vice President of the United States - Jewish Larry Summers - Economic Advisor to the President - Jewish Paul Volcker - Economic Advisor to the President, Former Head of Fed Reserve - Jewish Tim Geithner - Treasury Secetary - Jewish Peter Orszag - Head of Budget - Jewish Is anyone noticing that Obama and Biden are not so much assembling staff, as gathering a minyan? (On a personal note: Jew power! Jews rock!) |
2009-01-22, 11:57 | Link #3475 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Redskins fan, and a Giants fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Giants fan shouts, 'This is for the Giants!' and throws himself off the mountain. The Eagles fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Cowboys fan off the mountain. -------------------------------------------------------------- An Eagles fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Cowboys fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Blue & White shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?' 'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Cowboys fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, 'Sorry Father, I just missed hitting that Cowboys fan.' 'That 's OK,' replied the priest, 'I got him with the door.' |
2009-01-23, 04:08 | Link #3480 | |
On a sabbatical
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Wellington, NZ
Age: 43
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Good to hear. Seriously. Wait, NOW that's why Israel has problems forming a cohesive government, the US has snapped the best first.
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