The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[kaura117]

Originally Posted by Dragontrapper

I had the exact same question.

Incest. Genetically, they're not perfectly identical (for obvious reasons), so they're effectively brother and sister.

[Kang Seung Jae]

Originally Posted by otai

Allow me to help. I have a degree in technobabble. (Puts face in your personal space)

Spoiler for :

Itsuki: (Ending phone call) A large number of closed space have appeared in town; in fact, the school has been enclosed by one. However, these spaces are abnormal; they do not contain any giants, so our powers are unable to nullify them. At this rate, the world will end soon. Nagato-san, can you help us?

Yuki: (Nods) Subject phenomena is caused by the destructive quantum interference from the two Suzumiya creating abnormal data to combine our respective universes. Non-destructive quantum interaction between analogues from each universe can be introduced to the phenomena locality as a quantum harmonic oscillator to dampen destructive interference and create a stable quantum superposition.

Kyons: (Blank look)

Itsuko: I get it! Basically a person and his counterpart from the other universe can enter the closed space and stop it, right?

Yuuki: (Nods) However, individuals with irregular wave functions cannot produce the required harmonising effect. Only persons present of this criteria are... (looks at Kyons)

Kyons: Eh?

Itsuki : He probably means that those with paranormal abilities gathered by Suzumiya-san cannot close this sort of space. Sorry, Kyon but we have to trouble you this time.

Yuki: (Nods)

Kyon : (The Kyons share a look. Then, reluctantly) OK, I'll do it.

Kyonko : Yeah, me too. I'll er... do what exactly.

Yuuki : You will be taken into alternate space where the both of you will perform sexual intercourse.

Kyonko : Oh, OK. What!?

Kyon : (Grabbing Yuuki's collar) What!?

Yuki : Yes, sex...also referred to as...

Kyon : Thanks, Nagato! I get the picture. But... isn't there something else we can do?

Yuki : No. The required quantum wave function interaction only occurs when the analogues enter similar states due to exchange of matter. We do not know of any other way for a normal human to produce this effect.



(The next part is really my own crack. Please disregard if you already planned the H-scenes)



Yuki : Also, please do not forget to wear this. (Hands Kyonko the maid uniform) It has been modified to amplify the modulating effect of your interacting wave functions to the subject phenomena in this locality.

Yuuki : (Turns to Itsuko) We will prepare the amplifiers for the other locations while you take them into alternate space. (Yuki in the background mumbling her dataspeak to the rack of costumes)

Kyonko : Amplify the... Wait, basically me and guy-Kyon will have to go around town having sex in bunch of different cosplay...

I shall look at this over. Nice work.



Request: Someone put CanadaAotS's 4-K ideas together....

[Dragontrapper]

Originally Posted by kaura117

Incest. Genetically, they're not perfectly identical (for obvious reasons), so they're effectively brother and sister.

Still, you could have Itsuki (and Itsuko) go into some philosophical monologue about that - they would proplby end up finishing each others sentences

Is the Doujin going to end after Kyon and kyonko 'resolve' the current closed space problem, or is their more in store?

[CanadaAotS]

Page 8, contains the greatest line in the entire doujin...

Spoiler for H-Koma Page 8:

[Top Right Frame]
Description: Yuuki talking to Koizumi's. Yuki muttering data speak at the costumes in the back. Kyonko is near Yuki, looking really helpless. The angle shows only Kyon's back so you can't see the look on his face... yet...
Yuuki: We will prepare the amplifiers for the other locations while you take them into alternate space. (@ Koizumi's)

[Top Left Frame]
Description: Close up of Kyon's face, frame is smaller to give the top-right more room. He's yelling, and his cheeks blushed. DID HE FIGURE IT OUT?!
Kyon: Amplify the... WAIT!

[Bottom Right]
Description: All you see are Kyon's hands splayed down on the table. They're shaking a bit.
Kyon: So what you're saying is...

[Bottom Mid]
Description: Moved up to Kyon's mouth... can you see what's coming?
Kyon: ... that me and girl-Kyon, who'll be dressed up in cosplays...

[Bottom Left]
Description: Kyon doing the Pheonix Wright objection pose while pointing at Yuuki. His entire arm is shaking a little.
Kyon: AND WE'LL BE HAVING SEX IN VARIOUS LOCATIONS!!!!????
Yuuki: That is correct.

... "Amplify the... Wait, basically me and girl-Kyon, who'll be dressed in various cosplays, will have to go around town having sex... Yuuki: Correct." - Kyon finally understands

[kaura117]

Originally Posted by CanadaAotS

Page 8, contains the greatest line in the entire doujin...

Spoiler for H-Koma Page 8:

[Top Right Frame]
Description: Yuuki talking to Koizumi's. Yuki muttering data speak at the costumes in the back. Kyonko is near Yuki, looking really helpless. The angle shows only Kyon's back so you can't see the look on his face... yet...
Yuuki: We will prepare the amplifiers for the other locations while you take them into alternate space. (@ Koizumi's)

[Top Left Frame]
Description: Close up of Kyon's face, frame is smaller to give the top-right more room. He's yelling, and his cheeks blushed. DID HE FIGURE IT OUT?!
Kyon: Amplify the... WAIT!

[Bottom Right]
Description: All you see are Kyon's hands splayed down on the table. They're shaking a bit.
Kyon: So what you're saying is...

[Bottom Mid]
Description: Moved up to Kyon's mouth... can you see what's coming?
Kyon: ... that me and girl-Kyon, who'll be dressed up in cosplays...

[Bottom Left]
Description: Kyon doing the Pheonix Wright objection pose, while pointing at Yuuki.
Kyon: AND WE'LL BE HAVING SEX ALL IN VARIOUS LOCATIONS!!!!????
Yuuki: That is correct.

... "Amplify the... Wait, basically me and girl-Kyon, who'll be dressed in various cosplays, will have to go around town having sex... Yuuki: Correct." - Kyon finally understands

...so...much...crack...

[FatPianoBoy]

This'll probably be over faster if I just let them go ahead and don't interfere...

[Kang Seung Jae]

Originally Posted by Dragontrapper

Still, you could have Itsuki (and Itsuko) go into some philosophical monologue about that - they would proplby end up finishing each others sentences

Is the Doujin going to end after Kyon and kyonko 'resolve' the current closed space problem, or is their more in store?

Depends.

The artist who I have in mind admits that she's lazy, so I think even one full-length doujinshi might be big enough a load on her.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Dragontrapper

Still, you could have Itsuki (and Itsuko) go into some philosophical monologue about that - they would proplby end up finishing each others sentences

Is the Doujin going to end after Kyon and kyonko 'resolve' the current closed space problem, or is their more in store?

...You know what I'd like to see? This continuing, and going in a nightmarish direction a la Eva.

That would be awesome.

[kaura117]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

...You know what I'd like to see? This continuing, and going in a nightmarish direction a la Eva.

That would be awesome.

Ah... just as they are about to... uh... "resolve the issue," both Suzumiyas drop by on them! With the expected results.

Either that, or it degenerates into an orgy.

[Dragontrapper]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

...You know what I'd like to see? This continuing, and going in a nightmarish direction a la Eva.

except without the mechs

The only reason I asked if this would go further was because it seems like you only get to see KyonXkyonko, nothing else - or did I miss something?

[Kang Seung Jae]

Originally Posted by Tangowr

I would REALLY like to know the original source of that picture.

Seriously, it rocks (if it wasn't Haruki)

[Sute443]

Nitpick: I don't think Kyon should be referring to Kyonko as girl-Kyon. He doesn't really like the name, so why use it on his female self? It might be better for him to say "girl-me" rather than use any sort of name when talking about her. Same for Kyonko but with "guy-me" instead.

[Kagedanji]

Originally Posted by Sute443

Nitpick: I don't think Kyon should be referring to Kyonko as girl-Kyon. He doesn't really like the name, so why use it on his female self? It might be better for him to say "girl-me" rather than use any sort of name when talking about her. Same for Kyonko but with "guy-me" instead.

Where did they ever call each other by these names?

[kaura117]

Originally Posted by Sute443

Nitpick: I don't think Kyon should be referring to Kyonko as girl-Kyon. He doesn't really like the name, so why use it on his female self? It might be better for him to say "girl-me" rather than use any sort of name when talking about her. Same for Kyonko but with "guy-me" instead.

He might if the others refer to her as Kyonko often enough. Just one of those things that sort of slips your mind after a while, you know?

It'd be amusing to see him/her struggle with it for a time, though. >_>

[Sute443]

Originally Posted by Kagedanji

Where did they ever call each other by these names?

In the scripts for the H-komas being written.

[CanadaAotS]

Well a variation of this theme could be Kyon and Kyonko are siblings, as in before meeting haruhi. Otherwise all the characters would be the same. The conflict would be Kyon's relationship with his sister possibly making Haruhi angry / depressed / etc to the point where it could destroy the universe.

Make it more complicated in that Kyon has feelings for Haruhi too...

Last scene would be an analogue of the last scene in the anime... Kyon, Kyonko and Haruhi all in closed space. The spirit giants are closing in... Kyon has to make a decision, and NOW.

Damn, I like that idea too.... maybe after finishing the current doujin... xD

* CanadaAotS is addicted to the CRACK

[kaura117]

Originally Posted by CanadaAotS

* CanadaAotS is addicted to the CRACK

No, really?

[Kang Seung Jae]

Originally Posted by CanadaAotS

Well a variation of this theme could be Kyon and Kyonko are siblings, as in before meeting haruhi. Otherwise all the characters would be the same. The conflict would be Kyon's relationship with his sister possibly making Haruhi angry / depressed / etc to the point where it could destroy the universe.

Make it more complicated in that Kyon has feelings for Haruhi too...

Last scene would be an analogue of the last scene in the anime... Kyon, Kyonko and Haruhi all in closed space. The spirit giants are closing in... Kyon has to make a decision, and NOW.

Damn, I like that idea too.... maybe after finishing the current doujin... xD

* CanadaAotS is addicted to the CRACK

That is just beyond my level of comprehension.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Kang Seung Jae

I would REALLY like to know the original source of that picture.

Seriously, it rocks (if it wasn't Haruki)

If it were Ito herself, that would be AWESOME.

Since it looks EXACTLY like her stuff...

Originally Posted by CanadaAotS

Well a variation of this theme could be Kyon and Kyonko are siblings, as in before meeting haruhi. Otherwise all the characters would be the same. The conflict would be Kyon's relationship with his sister possibly making Haruhi angry / depressed / etc to the point where it could destroy the universe.

Make it more complicated in that Kyon has feelings for Haruhi too...

Last scene would be an analogue of the last scene in the anime... Kyon, Kyonko and Haruhi all in closed space. The spirit giants are closing in... Kyon has to make a decision, and NOW.

Damn, I like that idea too.... maybe after finishing the current doujin... xD

* CanadaAotS is addicted to the CRACK

AWESOME.

[CanadaAotS]

Originally Posted by Sute443

Nitpick: I don't think Kyon should be referring to Kyonko as girl-Kyon. He doesn't really like the name, so why use it on his female self? It might be better for him to say "girl-me" rather than use any sort of name when talking about her. Same for Kyonko but with "guy-me" instead.

I looked into it, kinda feels weird, at least in that particular sentence. "Girl-Kyon and I" sounds better in my head.

Also, Kage, I wrote up a storyboard for the h-doujin that was being planned. It's here . Up to page 8 so far, hopefully I'll be able to keep it at 25 pages or less.