What a Bleach Character would never say!

[Kyo69]

Orihime: Ichigo!

Actually, she will say it eventually. I know it!

[Strygwyr]

Rukia: Nii-sama, ichigo asked me out for a date!
Byakuya: (Thinking) (If I become an uncle....I slice him...).

[gorgeous moth]

Ichigo: Hey, Rukia, about that reunion you promised me...?
Rukia: Ask my nii-sama first.

[Kyo69]

Renji: I'll call Rukia and ask her on a date! *Picks up bunny cell phone and calls*
Answer (Byakuya's voice): Who is it?
Renji: OMG! Kuchiki taichou! Why are you answering Rukia's cell phone? (Thinking of the worst)
Byakuya: No one talks to Rukia without my permission.
Renji: *Shocked* (Thinking in his head: DAMN IT!!)
Byakuya: So Renji. What is your reason for calling my nease?
Renji: *fealing the pressure from the other side of the line* Never mind, I'll tell her in person.

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Orihime: Kurosaki-kun i want tell you something.
Ichigo: what is that?
Orihime : Im not a virgin anymore...
Ichigo : HUH?! WHY?!
Orihime: Because last night i sleep together with Aizen,Gin,Tossen,Grimjoww,Ulquiorra,Wonderweiss,Sz ayel and Nnoitra

[777-tools]

neliel (before swallowing cero):

Spoiler:

IMMA SHOOTIN' MAH LAZOR!!!

from the last manga chapter

Spoiler:

sunsun,milarose and apache:MEGAZORD ACCOPLATION!!!

[Tempest35]

Kenpachi: *with Yachiru on his shoulder* .... Oi, Ichigo...

Ichigo: *with Nel on his shoulder* What?

Kenpachi: ... you copyin' me or somethin'?

Ichigo: .... >< nooo, I'm not.

Kenpachi: So why you got a shoulder buddy too? You are copyin' me - loser.

Ichigo: I said I'm not copying you!!


~*~

Yachiru: *stare*

Nel: ....

Yachiru: COUSIN~!

Nel: 0.o;


~*~



Yachiru: Nel! Let's do it!

Nel: Alright! *both jump beside each other*

Yachiru: FU-

Nel: -SION!!

Both: *perform the fusion dance* HAAA!!!

Kenpachi: Ah screw it, this chump's dead already ...*leaves Nnorita*

[Strygwyr]

Byakuya: (Stares at Isshin)...(Im not gonna be related to him.)

[LeminLyme]

Nel (Chibi form) /or/ Orihime: Ichigo

[Cursing Strike]

Rukia: Ichigo, want to play strip poker?

[CMSensei]

Orhime: Ichigo be my first!!!
Ichigo: O_o....

[gorgeous moth]

Orhime: Ichigo be my first!!!
Ichigo: O_o....

ichigo: Sorry, I already promised Rukia I'll be hers

[Strygwyr]

Renji: Rukia, do you like Ichigo?

[Kyo69]

Originally Posted by Cynthia Herrera

Orhime: Ichigo be my first!!!
Ichigo: O_o....

Originally Posted by gorgeous moth

ichigo: Sorry, I already promised Rukia I'll be hers

Orihime: You can be the first for us both!

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Hitsugaya : I like boobs

[starshine]

Ishida and Renji shout in sync :Kurosaki ichigo is better than us in every way and if we were chicks we would totaly hit that

Rukia: No ichigo for the last time i will not sleep with you.. have sex with you well why didnt you just say.. your into s and m right?-scrtch this she would probally say that it was too hard to resist

Orihime:Ichigo is such a f***ing a**hole

Ichigo:*Says anything remotely inteligent about fighting stratagies *

[Mr. DJ]

Originally Posted by Kyo69

Orihime: You can be the first for us both!

Ishida - bow chicka bow wow

Hitsugaya - ...damn it's cold!

[Zestelne]

Urahara: Go. Benihime PIMP CANE!!

[Strygwyr]

Rukia: Strawberry-kun.

[Scarlett_Rain55]

I wonder if Rukia is really a virgin...She must've had a lonely 150 years...