2007-09-26, 12:12 | Link #1061 |
Yoroshiku
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Here's a joke as a bump for this thread:
"Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout..... 'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting in the bed!'" |
2007-09-27, 01:22 | Link #1064 |
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http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ing-squad.html
see what happens when a man got caught wearing woman undies... |
2007-09-27, 01:28 | Link #1065 | |
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2007-09-28, 05:17 | Link #1069 | |
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hmm i not sure whether is it Gags or not but the similarities is indeed there... |
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2007-09-28, 12:09 | Link #1071 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
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It's the .gif invasion!
Okay, this is just some random crap I found. I think they are amusing. And so do you!
It's peanut butter jelly time! ...okay I'm done now. You lives can now continue.
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2007-09-29, 10:08 | Link #1075 | |
Yoroshiku
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Some reasons for you to smile:
Spoiler for pictures:
Edit: MOAR --> Quote:
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2007-09-30, 04:59 | Link #1077 |
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http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ar-factor.html
People getting the bejesus scared out of them in very funny circumstances. |
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