Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[itanshi1]

Originally Posted by Jimmy C

I'm aware of that. It's just that I think at least one of the three people in the conversation would be hoping that Arisa isn't dead dead. So she might suggest keeping the body on ice until Arisa can be checked. Even if it comes to naught in the end.

seen yu yu hakusho? has me wondering about things

[synaesthetic]

Originally Posted by Wild Goose

I saw what you did there, Syna... :3

Nice flow, and I'm liking how things are fitting together, and are those Landmates I see? ;3

Eagerly waiting more.

I've been playing too much Fallout.

Spoiler for spoilery!:

Well it looks like Nena won't get "befriended" Nanoha-style, since the guys in powered armor were the ones who put her in the hospital.

[Dr_Tom]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

Announcer: Prepare to be befriended.

It makes perfect sense and yet it's so hysterical

[Nanya01]

Originally Posted by Dr_Tom

It makes perfect sense and yet it's so hysterical

Oh, so you liked it?

Besides, I always remembered that the Toonami ads would add something at the very end that was kinda funny... Like for Tenchi "Love Stinks".

[Nanya01]

Spoiler for Not My Fanfiction:

Nanoha 1/2 by Lost Star has updated to chapter 5. Getting into the As part now. Aruf gets some revenge and Fate likes her pictures.

Just letting people know it updated is all.

[TheShinySword]

Spoiler for ...:

Somewhere between over there and the 4th wall, a blue blob moped. Further inspection revealed that it wasn't a blob but rather a blue, and very fluffy, wolf who seemed to be in the midst of deep depression. The wolf's name was Zafira, and he had good reason to be depressed, for he was unloved.

He'd tried hard. He'd tried being manly as possible, to win over some of the audience even if it was just a small minuscule portion. But it hadn't worked, nobody loved him, as the Internet revealed. Everyone was just apathetic towards the poor guy. All because he didn't have breasts.

So he just sat there and licked his empty food bowl, while he surfed the net for any trace of himself. Zafira was at a loss. He didn't know what to do. He couldn't sing, he couldn't dance and he couldn't change his Y chromosome into an X. What was a blue wolf to do?

Then it hit him.

~~~

“I wonder where Zafira's gotten off to?” Vita wondered out loud to the other members of her family one afternoon. The guardian beast had up and left one day, no one knew, or really cared, where he had gone.

“He's a big boy, he can take care of himself,” Signum shrugged.

That was when Shamal stopped dead in her tracks. “G-Guys, I think I found Zafira.”

The others stopped and stared at her blankly, “What? Where?”

Shamal just pointed up at a building. “T-There.”

All 4 women couldn't believe their eyes. It wasn't Zafira per se, but rather a photo of him, a rather large black and white photo.

Hayate could only say,” Kalvin Clein!”

Signum's mouth was permanently hung stuck open. She couldn't do anything but turn a deep scarlet.

Vita was the one who voiced what was on all of their minds, “HE BECAME AN UNDERWEAR MODEL!”

Yes, Zafira was showing off his manly goodness to all. His muscles had come in quite handy it seemed.

Shamal hide her eyes with her hands but couldn't help peeking out, after all it wasn't like Zafira was unattractive and program or not she was a healthy adult woman, “I-I never knew Zafira was so... big.”

Vita rolled her eyes, “But isn't it kinda disgusting?”

The others looked at her in confusion.

“I mean you can see his nipples.”

I thought something was missing from the FFT. *Sniffs the air* ah yes the crack has returned home.

[Nanya01]

Ha ha! Vita's still a kid, it seems.

[Satashi]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Spoiler for ...:

Somewhere between over there and the 4th wall, a blue blob moped. Further inspection revealed that it wasn't a blob but rather a blue, and very fluffy, wolf who seemed to be in the midst of deep depression. The wolf's name was Zafira, and he had good reason to be depressed, for he was unloved.

He'd tried hard. He'd tried being manly as possible, to win over some of the audience even if it was just a small minuscule portion. But it hadn't worked, nobody loved him, as the Internet revealed. Everyone was just apathetic towards the poor guy. All because he didn't have breasts.

So he just sat there and licked his empty food bowl, while he surfed the net for any trace of himself. Zafira was at a loss. He didn't know what to do. He couldn't sing, he couldn't dance and he couldn't change his Y chromosome into an X. What was a blue wolf to do?

Then it hit him.

~~~

“I wonder where Zafira's gotten off to?” Vita wondered out loud to the other members of her family one afternoon. The guardian beast had up and left one day, no one knew, or really cared, where he had gone.

“He's a big boy, he can take care of himself,” Signum shrugged.

That was when Shamal stopped dead in her tracks. “G-Guys, I think I found Zafira.”

The others stopped and stared at her blankly, “What? Where?”

Shamal just pointed up at a building. “T-There.”

All 4 women couldn't believe their eyes. It wasn't Zafira per se, but rather a photo of him, a rather large black and white photo.

Hayate could only say,” Kalvin Clein!”

Signum's mouth was permanently hung stuck open. She couldn't do anything but turn a deep scarlet.

Vita was the one who voiced what was on all of their minds, “HE BECAME AN UNDERWARE MODEL!”

Yes, Zafira was showing off his manly goodness to all. His muscles had come in quite handy it seemed.

Shamal hide her eyes with her hands but couldn't help peeking out, after all it wasn't like Zafira was unattractive and program or not she was a healthy adult woman, “I-I never knew Zafira was so... big.”

Vita rolled her eyes, “But isn't it kinda disgusting?”

The others looked at her in confusion.

“I mean you can see his nipples.”

I thought something was missing from the FFT. *Sniffs the air* ah yes the crack has returned home.

Shiny, I missed you so much :3 *thumbs up for short ficcy*

[Nanya01]

Came to me at work.

I have no social life.

Spoiler for Vivio's report:

Vivio sighed as she came home from school. At least this homework wasn't too hard. "Nanoha-mama, I'm home..."

"Hi, Vivio!" Nanoha smiled as she saw her daughter take off her shoes. "Come into the living room, we have guests."

"Guests?" Vivio blinked as she stepped into the living room. "Aunt Hayate!" She smiled widely. "Aunt Vita!" Her eyes widened as she saw Fate walk into the living room from the kitchen. "Fate-mama! Hi!" She smiled, she didn't get to see her whole family very often, it was great to see them all. She blinked as she realized something. "Hey, everyone, could you help me a little?"

"Hmm? With what, Vivio?" Nanoha blinked, normally her daughter didn't need too much help with anything.

"Well, I need to write a report on my family history and I was wondering how you all became friends." Vivio blinked as the people in the room started to chuckle and laugh. "Uh, Fate-mama, how did you and Nanoha-mama become friends?"

"She blew me up with a Starlight Breaker." Fate said with a perfectly straight face.

Turning to Vita, Vivio sweat-dropped at the smirk she was getting. "And you?"

"Wrong end of a Divine Buster." True, it wasn't at that moment, but it was fun to mess with Vivio's mind.

Vivio was starting to see a trend. "Aunt Hayate?" Surely she had to be the only one who didn't get blown up.

"Was unisioned with Reinforce and took an Excellion Buster to the face." Hayate giggled at Vivio's expression.

Turning to Nanoha, Vivio gave her a flat look. "Mama, you're a psychopath."

"Nyahahahah." The brunette laughed and hugged Vivio. "Hey, don't forget, I hit you with five Starlight Breakers at the same time."

Vivio groaned, she would never forget that one.

The next day, she turned in a report to her teacher, the only line on said paper was that her family was totally insane and that you had to get beaten up by them to be their friends.

[yuiseppe]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Spoiler for ...:

Somewhere between over there and the 4th wall, a blue blob moped. Further inspection revealed that it wasn't a blob but rather a blue, and very fluffy, wolf who seemed to be in the midst of deep depression. The wolf's name was Zafira, and he had good reason to be depressed, for he was unloved.

I thought something was missing from the FFT. *Sniffs the air* ah yes the crack has returned home.

Oh sweet goddess. The Hand itches.

[Satashi]

Spoiler for Shorty short!:

"Its okay, it's okay." A hushed whisper floated in the spare closet, lost against the walls.

"Its not okay." another voice replied, just as soft but worry laced all throughout it. "We could get caught."

"No we won't, Nyahaha." Nanoha's trademark laugh was a little higher, amusement in it. "You're cute when you're shy." The soft sounds of clothes rustling came. "Ohh..."

"N- not there..."

"Yes, there." Nanoha chuckled and a small moment of silence came before mixed gasps of air and the wet sounds of kissing. "Mn.... mmggnnn...."

"We should stop,"

"No, we shouldn't" A surprised gasp came. "Wow you don't want to stop do you?"

"It was an accident!"

"Do it again, then." Nanoha's teasing voice suddenly cut off as the door to the closet opened. Hayate crossed her arms and leaned against the door frame with an annoyed look on her face.

"You know," she started, eying her friends. "As many times as I have scolded you for doing this on my time, one would think you would find another place to do it."

"Told you," Vita scowled, hopping down from the stacked boxes from where she was sitting.

"Spoil sport," Nanoha grumbled as she walked past Hayate and back into the hallway where Fate was standing with her face in her palm. "Hey Fate-chan!" She ran to her friend and took her hands.

"Oh gross they're sticky!" The normally shy blonde pulled back.

"Oops, Nyahaha." Turning to look over her shoulder, Nanoha brought her hand up and spread her fingers, tongue moving to lap at the tip of her middle finger.

Vita blushed furiously, unable to speak. Hayate, on the other hand, turned blue in the face. "Oh, I'm going to throw up..."

[Nanya01]

Nanoha and Vita? *Blinks* Either I'm horribly perverted, or you they were doing THAT when Hayate walked in...

Interesting.

[synaesthetic]

Poor Nena, killed when a metric ton of crack fics fell on her. =(

[TheShinySword]

Welcome to the FFT. Where the crack smells oh so sweet.

[Tempy]

You'll get used to it.

[synaesthetic]

The crack is making me laugh quite a lot, so it's not all bad.

[Nanya01]

Which crack? Mine? Satashi? Shiny?

Or some combination?

... Or just, heck, crack itself!

_________________

"Fate-san!"

"Caro?"

"I just taught Fried a new spell!"

"Oh?"

"Yeah! Fried! Chaotic Disintegrate!"

Fate's eyes widened as Caro's Dragon fired a blast so powerful that it wiped out a good two mountain tops. "...At least no one was living there."

_______________

Chaotic Disintegrate - Holy spell from Slayers that Filia did in Slayers Try.

[TheShinySword]

The crack is in her forum, all is right with the world.

[Satashi]

*sings* C-R-A.C.K, C-R- A.C.K~ C-R-A.C.K, and crack was it's name-o~

and YES, NanoVita! Those two are really cute together ^.^ I don't go against NanoFate as often anymore, but I love NanoVita, Fate/Yuuno, Nanoha/Yuuno.

[Nanya01]

Originally Posted by Satashi

*sings* C-R-A.C.K, C-R- A.C.K~ C-R-A.C.K, and crack was it's name-o~

and YES, NanoVita! Those two are really cute together ^.^ I don't go against NanoFate as often anymore, but I love NanoVita, Fate/Yuuno, Nanoha/Yuuno.

hee hee.

Yeah, it would be cute, I think. Especially with the way that Vita followed Nanoha around like a puppy a lot of times in StrikerS.