A Laugh A Day

[Nishi`Joichiro]

Originally Posted by xris

So therefore it's more 'heathly' to frown than smile, since you get more exercise that way. Sounds good to me...

43 muscles exercised already due to this thread...

LOL!!!!!!!!

[ChainLegacy]

A man goes to the doctor and learns he has come down with a disease and will die in a few days. He asks the doctor is there is anything he can do about it. The doctor says he can take a mud bath. The man asks why. The doctor replies "well, it will get you used to the dirt"

^^My cousin made that up when he was 8 or something... I always chuckle when I think about it

[Shay]

Just browsing through some old threads and I came across this

But why does it always have to be a Narutard!?

[NoSanninWa]

Originally Posted by Shay

Just browsing through some old threads and I came across this

But why does it always have to be a Narutard!?

LOL! I remember that! Smee's big discovery that he could download a file from himself! The only thing I never figured out was why he would want to download from himself.

That's the reason the term "Narutard" was coined.

[OutPhase]

Originally Posted by NoSanninWa

LOL! I remember that! Smee's big discovery that he could download a file from himself! The only thing I never figured out was why he would want to download from himself.

That's the reason the term "Narutard" was coined.

So that's where the term "Narutard" came from. I never would've guessed. However, Smee's now a big boy. He can download bit torrents from himself!^^

Ewww........ That sounded dirty.

[hobobaggins]

shay, you make me cry out of nostalgia.

ach!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360009/

i cant believe it was actually made into a movie.

Spoiler:

its even in color!

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

haa~ i am just about all funnied out now.

edit: yeah. dont begin a picture with [/img] ...

[Shay]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

shay, you make me cry out of nostalgia.

ach!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360009/

i cant believe it was actually made into a movie.

Spoiler:

its even in color!

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

haa~ i am just about all funnied out now.

Fixed it for ya.

[Shadowlord]

LMAO, awsome discovery Shay:

it was insane i downloaded the 700mb file in 8 minutes. and the other bittorent box's UPLOAD rate was around 1500kb/s!!! i think if u have 2 of the same file downloading at once u get it from urself and it just flies try it out. it could save me like 20 hours.

ZOMG!!1 d0wlodz it 2 timz will sa3v m3h tim3!!11

It is super funny if you think about it, as he is all excited about how this discovery will save him "20 hours" when he FIRST has to download it from other people, before he can download it fom himself. LMAO, he is still going to have to wait at least 20 hours, not only that, why would you download it from yourself after you have it already?

Edit: BTW, here is something funny

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=0823916839

[Zelgadis]

Dhomochevsky that movie was ok, but the site was priceless.
http://www.kontraband.com/

Though the humor can be kinda raunchy. I have a feeling almost everyone here will not mind.

Check out the Animations

WARNING DO NOT LOOK HERE!
Edited by Moderator: This was censored out because storys about how raw food can lead to worms in the head and photos of open brain surgery do not belong in this thread.

EDIT: Oh yeah that plane landing was an example of bad pilot decisions and/or a very luck pilot. Problems I see. 1. Severe cross-wind. In other words landing on a runway with winds nearly perpendicular to the airplane. 2. Poor final approach lineup with the runway. The pilot should have corrected well before that point during landing if the winds were known. 3. He should have called a missed approach instead of landing.

[StoneColdCrazy]

Originally Posted by Zelgadis

EDIT: Oh yeah that plane landing was an example of bad pilot decisions and/or a very luck pilot. Problems I see. 1. Severe cross-wind. In other words landing on a runway with winds nearly perpendicular to the airplane. 2. Poor final approach lineup with the runway. The pilot should have corrected well before that point during landing if the winds were known. 3. He should have called a missed approach instead of landing.

Is it? It's pretty odd, whatever it is. I'd heard/read that it was an approach several planes made to a runway at a HK airport that's now out of service - an approach where they had to arrive at a slight angle and then apply hard rudder at the last moment. I'm not sure how true it is, however, as I can't find much else to confirm or debunk it.

Although I'm afraid it appears that Mr Fujiwara's Story isn't quite what it seems - in fact, the truth is stranger than fiction...

Oh, I'd avise everyone to follow Zel's advice and not look too closely at those images... especially if, like me, you were having a late dinner...

SCC

[Zelgadis]

Sorry for the pic guys. I guess it was kinda out of place. Though humorous in a grotesque way. It is also on kontraband's website.

There is also one other possibility for the HK airport movie that I did not contemplate last night. And if your information is correct. 4. Noice restrictions or obstructions. HK airport may have/had noise restrictions over areas that closed runway. Therefore forcing the pilot to make a crazy landing patern. Many other airports have simular but less severe noise restrictions throughout the world. An obstruction could be a communication tower in the flight path which is equaly bad.

[Green²]

Spoiler for Tom Ridge:

[Green²]

Spoiler for Ukraine:

[Colordevil]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...l/324fa336.jpg
Be aware, I look ugly............................

[hobobaggins]

OMG! laugh a day material!!

why did you do that to yourself

or maybe "post a photo of yourself" at least. but to make a new thread?

[Thany]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

or maybe "post a photo of yourself" at least. but to make a new thread?

Wasn't that thread closed anyway?

[Colordevil]

Well, was real bored tonight, so thought of this, and here is the original pic.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...rdevil/123.jpg

[hobobaggins]

better camera and better lighting is what you need.

but what the heck did you do that in??

i just remembered a nursery rhyme... i think

Spoiler for your virgin eyes will bleed:

old mother hubbard
went to her cupboard
to fetch poor rover a bone
but when she bent over
rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.

[Shadowlord]

I got another site video that not only funny, but very cool as well. This guy is great. best musician ever?

http://www.mcrorie.ca/

[Reaver4k]

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