2009-07-19, 12:47 | Link #4663 |
Mercenary
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Midgar
Age: 39
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This joke is a little rude but I think it's funny.
A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs. Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is." |
2009-07-20, 21:23 | Link #4672 | |
Kiyu~
Join Date: May 2009
Location: In Heaven, I hope
Age: 32
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2009-07-20, 21:29 | Link #4673 |
Kiyu~
Join Date: May 2009
Location: In Heaven, I hope
Age: 32
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This is a joke from my real life
My dad's Cat get eaten by a Mouse!! It's true, can you believe it?! wait till you read this below The peanut merk name is Cat LOL It's terrible that my dad had to throw away the peanut. |
2009-07-20, 21:50 | Link #4674 |
Warden of the West
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Casterly Rock
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Scandal. The owner of the famous restaurants, Mcdonalds, was caugth having sexual intercourse with another man in a bench on the street.
I warn you, this photo is not for those under age. Spoiler for photo:
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2009-07-20, 23:26 | Link #4678 | |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: U.S.A.
Age: 36
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