Dating

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by Da_Box

*ahem* *ahem* excuse me sir, but don't you mean-

This is the second time I've been mistaken for a dude.

@Magin: Eh, the funny stuff keeps the thread from being buried, and it's a nice little break from some of the more serious topics. I'm enjoying the fun and crazy, myself.

[Last Sinner]

Originally Posted by synaesthetic

Ideas like this should stay in cheap porno flicks, as they rarely work out well in reality. I seem to recall a very unpleasant experience with candle wax... epic fail, indeed. These things sound sexier than they actually are in practice.

Considering candle was was a medieval form of torture, why would you have even tried it...Burning the skin with something that hot...yeah, I don't see how that could be sexual at all...

Plus it's just corny/stupid/cheesy/pointless/etc. Both of us have pretty like minds when it comes to sex--neither of us beat around the bush and we both like to get to the good part!

Sounds pretty Sex Friends. I jest of course, considering fiancee status.

[GDB]

Originally Posted by Last Sinner

Considering candle was was a medieval form of torture, why would you have even tried it...Burning the skin with something that hot...yeah, I don't see how that could be sexual at all...

The line between pain and pleasure can sometimes be blurred.

[Magin]

Originally Posted by Last Sinner

Considering candle was was a medieval form of torture, why would you have even tried it...Burning the skin with something that hot...yeah, I don't see how that could be sexual at all...

I sometimes wonder about the infamous Urban dictionary stuff- who in the hell came up with the various ideas, such as Strawberry Shortcake, Spiderman, Dirty Sanchez, etc. I swear, the ones who came up with those had to be kinky as all hell

(if you have no idea what I'm referring to, go look em up on urban dictionary- there are TONS of those wackjob ideas)

[Last Sinner]

Originally Posted by GDB

The line between pain and pleasure can sometimes be blurred.

Lifetime scars are not worth a few seconds of pleasure. Permanently wrecking the body for a night of pleasure isn't worth it. I value my body and want it to be the centre of fun and pleasure that won't harm it for as long as possible. Otherwise that wouldn't be responsible of me nor would it be fair on a future partner.

*shrug* I'm tame. I don't drink, don't smoke or anything like that. I don't need stimulants or whatever to get off or feel on a high. I naturally am there most of the time. Relying on something eventually leads to dependency and addiction.

[HasuMasu]

This is the second time I've been mistaken for a dude.

my mistake then

At one point in time, I even recall we gave serious dating advice on this thread

nobody's really asking for it, then again the crazy shit keeps this thread breathing

(if you have no idea what I'm referring to, go look em up on urban dictionary- there are TONS of those wackjob ideas)

i rofl'd, seriously, wish i had a video

[Last Sinner]

The safe option is usually the ice cube. Just smooth/round out any edges. Ice cubes are effective for nipples, stomach and going down on someone.

[Ascaloth]

Originally Posted by Last Sinner

The safe option is usually the ice cube. Just smooth/round out any edges. Ice cubes are effective for nipples, stomach and going down on someone.

I vaguely recall something called "Fire and Ice", where the guy takes alternating small sips of warm and icy water, which he holds in his mouth without swallowing while laying kisses all over his partner's body. Apparently the abrupt temperature changes really heightens the sensation...

...wait, why haven't I tried this yet? I'll be back.

[germanturkey]

^^ yeah, i read that in maxim. apparently it doesn't work too well. haha

[Kafriel]

This is the second time I've been mistaken for a dude.

Needs more photos of yourself

... does there happen to be a Lost and Found box around here where that serious stuff went?

Most people know what to do after a month of daily visits here, but doesn't that mean we're doing something right?

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by Magin

At one point in time, I even recall we gave serious dating advice on this thread

... does there happen to be a Lost and Found box around here where that serious stuff went?

Food in a relationship is a very serious subject, and I say this without a single trace of irony.

[Khu]

But you do need trace amounts of iron in your food!

[DonQuigleone]

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

This is the second time I've been mistaken for a dude.

No such thing as women on the internet.

Didn't you know?

[RadiantBeam]

Hm, mixed feelings all around on this subject. I suppose I want to share it just to get it off my chest.

I was eating breakfast this morning when my mom happened to inform me that my first love is now apparently engaged. I don't know all of the details, but it seems one of our high school friends was deported, and he offered to marry her to keep her in the States. That failed, but he still proposed to her anyway and says that in two years he's hoping to raise enough money to bring her back. His parents are fully supportive of this.

I am rather.... hm. I can't put it into words. On one hand I really shouldn't care; it's been two years since I last spoke to him, and I don't have the right to comment on his choices. On the other hand, though, I'm shocked that he did this, and, I admit... a little bit hurt.

Heh. Seems he only really ever had his heart in the right place when I wasn't involved.

In any event, my mom has invited him to my sister's graduation party in July. That should be.... fun.

[HasuMasu]

Hm, mixed feelings all around on this subject. I suppose I want to share it just to get it off my chest.

I was eating breakfast this morning when my mom happened to inform me that my first love is now apparently engaged. I don't know all of the details, but it seems one of our high school friends was deported, and he offered to marry her to keep her in the States. That failed, but he still proposed to her anyway and says that in two years he's hoping to raise enough money to bring her back. His parents are fully supportive of this.

I am rather.... hm. I can't put it into words. On one hand I really shouldn't care; it's been two years since I last spoke to him, and I don't have the right to comment on his choices. On the other hand, though, I'm shocked that he did this, and, I admit... a little bit hurt.

Heh. Seems he only really ever had his heart in the right place when I wasn't involved.

In any event, my mom has invited him to my sister's graduation party in July. That should be.... fun.

first love stuff is murky

guess after all that food stuff we're back in business

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

Hm, mixed feelings all around on this subject. I suppose I want to share it just to get it off my chest.

I was eating breakfast this morning when my mom happened to inform me that my first love is now apparently engaged. I don't know all of the details, but it seems one of our high school friends was deported, and he offered to marry her to keep her in the States. That failed, but he still proposed to her anyway and says that in two years he's hoping to raise enough money to bring her back. His parents are fully supportive of this.

I am rather.... hm. I can't put it into words. On one hand I really shouldn't care; it's been two years since I last spoke to him, and I don't have the right to comment on his choices. On the other hand, though, I'm shocked that he did this, and, I admit... a little bit hurt.

Heh. Seems he only really ever had his heart in the right place when I wasn't involved.

In any event, my mom has invited him to my sister's graduation party in July. That should be.... fun.

Not sure what I can say about this. For starters, what kind of first love was this?

[Khu]

ARGHHH

I need to let my girlfriend down nicely, but she's having all this drama with school and shizz...and I was planning to sometime now since it's 6 months away from her actual exams, but now situation's gone FUBAR and she's had parent teacher interviews and reports...how do I let her down nicely? Just tell her that I have no fucking idea how this will work after this year!? Because this year is already pretty fucked up already...we have two totally different groups of friends, and thus we spend very little time together, combined with our studies and shizz... blarhdlkhjlgkj @_@

[HasuMasu]

I need to let my girlfriend down nicely, but she's having all this drama with school and shizz...and I was planning to sometime now since it's 6 months away from her actual exams, but now situation's gone FUBAR and she's had parent teacher interviews and reports...how do I let her down nicely? Just tell her that I have no fucking idea how this will work after this year!? Because this year is already pretty fucked up already...we have two totally different groups of friends, and thus we spend very little time together, combined with our studies and shizz... blarhdlkhjlgkj @_@

i guess it would be pointless to ask if you're sure about that

so assuming you are

i can tell you this bro, based on my experience

if you try to sound too nice while you're letting them down, they won't take it well

i guess it could be different, but this is what i learned

of course it's a given to do it in person

[Last Sinner]

The best you can do is to be honest. It isn't going to be pretty and both of you will feel crap in the short term. But if the two of you have moved that far apart and are barely together anymore, just explain how you feel and that you think it's best that the two of you split. Don't sugarcoat it or beat around the bush. Just say it as it is so that she won't hate you in the long term.

[HasuMasu]

Don't sugarcoat it or beat around the bush. Just say it as it is so that she won't hate you in the long term.

exactly, though don't say anything like:

"Hey babe, let's break up."