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Sumeragi · 2011-05-09, 09:22

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Originally Posted by Tsuyoshi

1. I'm not RB

2. When I get a gf......MAYBE

I'm afraid to ask: any suggestions?

First, what's RB?

I suggest fudge and whipped cream, for starters.

~~Tsuyoshi~~ · 2011-05-09, 09:26

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

First, what's RB?

I suggest fudge and whipped cream, for starters.

RadiantBeam, you quoted me but her name showed up

Hmm, that's not hard to forget...I suppose

RadiantBeam · 2011-05-09, 09:27

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

First, what's RB?

*waves* Hi there.

Sumeragi · 2011-05-09, 09:31

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Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

*waves* Hi there.

I have no idea how that happened.

Moczo · 2011-05-09, 09:41

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

I have no idea how that happened.

When in doubt, blame Magic.

Last Sinner · 2011-05-09, 11:08

Suggestions:

Icecream off back
Mango off chest/breasts
Sweet viscous fluid off neck/thigh
Whipped cream and strawberries off nipples
Chocolate off fingers

Sumeragi · 2011-05-09, 11:33

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Originally Posted by Last Sinner

Mango off chest/breasts

Supposingly, eating a lot of mangos are supposed to help make fluids sweeter.

GDB · 2011-05-09, 12:45

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Supposingly, eating a lot of mangos are supposed to help make fluids sweeter.

I think that's fruit in general, not just magos. On the other hand, meat is supposed to make it more bitter.

Sumeragi · 2011-05-09, 15:00

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Originally Posted by GDB

I think that's fruit in general, not just magos. On the other hand, meat is supposed to make it more bitter.

From my experience, it has to be either mangos or pineapples. No other fruit seems to have that effect.

synaesthetic · 2011-05-09, 16:17

In my opinion the food comes first, during the nice dinner out (or home-cooked) and the sex comes after. Bad things can happen when you put sugar and vagina in close proximity... namely, yeast infections. And that's so not sexy.

The food and the booze is to get the mood started.

It should stay out of the bedroom and off the naked bodies. Besides, what a hell of a mess to clean up that would be!

Ideas like this should stay in cheap porno flicks, as they rarely work out well in reality. I seem to recall a very unpleasant experience with candle wax... epic fail, indeed. These things sound sexier than they actually are in practice.

Sumeragi · 2011-05-09, 16:28

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Originally Posted by synaesthetic

In my opinion the food comes first, during the nice dinner out (or home-cooked) and the sex comes after. Bad things can happen when you put sugar and vagina in close proximity... namely, yeast infections. And that's so not sexy.

That is why you don't do anything below the navel

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Originally Posted by synaesthetic

The food and the booze is to get the mood started.

It should stay out of the bedroom and off the naked bodies. Besides, what a hell of a mess to clean up that would be!

Wait, doesn't the act itself also leave a mess?

Kafriel · 2011-05-09, 17:02

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I'm afraid to ask: any suggestions?

I'm afraid to suggest anything beyond navel shots of whatever you drink :P I guess my favourite would be eating grilled meat off of a girl, but it's practically impossible unless it's someplace reeeally hot and she's got a strong sunblock on...or something.
Wouldn't fruit and sweets leave you all sticky btw?

synaesthetic · 2011-05-09, 17:42

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Wait, doesn't the act itself also leave a mess?

Not really. Wipes up with a small towel pretty easily. Sticky food and such would require new sheets plus showers for each of us!

Plus it's just corny/stupid/cheesy/pointless/etc. Both of us have pretty like minds when it comes to sex--neither of us beat around the bush and we both like to get to the good part!

Hours-long foreplay and porno-style sensual acts would just be boring/annoying/make us impatient.

Sumeragi · 2011-05-09, 19:14

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Originally Posted by Kafriel

Wouldn't fruit and sweets leave you all sticky btw?

Yes, unless you lick everything up

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Originally Posted by synaesthetic

Not really. Wipes up with a small towel pretty easily. Sticky food and such would require new sheets plus showers for each of us!

You need to lick each other more.

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Originally Posted by synaesthetic

Plus it's just corny/stupid/cheesy/pointless/etc. Both of us have pretty like minds when it comes to sex--neither of us beat around the bush and we both like to get to the good part!

Hours-long foreplay and porno-style sensual acts would just be boring/annoying/make us impatient.

Your girlfriend must have a very active body.... I mean, it normally does take some time for us to fire up.

Ricky Controversy · 2011-05-09, 19:35

All I will say is this: "freaky eggplant sex."

synaesthetic · 2011-05-09, 19:35

Surprisingly she doesn't--she's actually got a few physical disabilities... fibromyalgia and sciatic nerve trouble... but she forgets all of that and ignores the pain when it's time to get busy.

Ricky Controversy · 2011-05-09, 19:50

I've recently started dating someone new, and you know what we do that really gets me in the mood? Roleplay.

I love it when we're both all dressed up and getting really into the roles. She's pretty dainty, so she usually cosplays one of the lolis she knows I'm so fond of. And I, of course, am the dark and dashing man of her sweetest nightmares, be he a wizard from beyond, or a thief snuck in through a window left open in a moment of forgetfulness...or willing submission?

We play our parts, we say our lines, and my anticipation of the action to come rises. The scene moves to the bedroom and the tension builds until finally she lays herself out on the bed. That part's pretty confusing because the script says we're supposed to have an epic battle, and I usually lose the feel of the scene and that point and go eat some cheetos.

Seriously, what does she think she's doing? I spent like five hours working up that LARP.

RadiantBeam · 2011-05-09, 19:58

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Originally Posted by Ricky Controversy

I've recently started dating someone new, and you know what we do that really gets me in the mood? Roleplay.

I love it when we're both all dressed up and getting really into the roles. She's pretty dainty, so she usually cosplays one of the lolis she knows I'm so fond of. And I, of course, am the dark and dashing man of her sweetest nightmares, be he a wizard from beyond, or a thief snuck in through a window left open in a moment of forgetfulness...or willing submission?

We play our parts, we say our lines, and my anticipation of the action to come rises. The scene moves to the bedroom and the tension builds until finally she lays herself out on the bed. That part's pretty confusing because the script says we're supposed to have an epic battle, and I usually lose the feel of the scene and that point and go eat some cheetos.

Seriously, what does she think she's doing? I spent like five hours working up that LARP.

*chokes on Pepsi from laughter*

HasuMasu · 2011-05-09, 21:44

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*chokes on Pepsi from laughter*

*ahem* *ahem* excuse me sir, but don't you mean-

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*chokes on Coke from laughter*

ahh, now that's better

Magin · 2011-05-09, 22:40

At one point in time, I even recall we gave serious dating advice on this thread

... does there happen to be a Lost and Found box around here where that serious stuff went?

2011-05-09, 11:08	Link #8726
Last Sinner You're Hot, Cupcake Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 42	Suggestions: Icecream off back Mango off chest/breasts Sweet viscous fluid off neck/thigh Whipped cream and strawberries off nipples Chocolate off fingers __________________

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synaesthetic blinded by blood Author Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Oakland, CA Age: 40	In my opinion the food comes first, during the nice dinner out (or home-cooked) and the sex comes after. Bad things can happen when you put sugar and vagina in close proximity... namely, yeast infections. And that's so not sexy. The food and the booze is to get the mood started. It should stay out of the bedroom and off the naked bodies. Besides, what a hell of a mess to clean up that would be! Ideas like this should stay in cheap porno flicks, as they rarely work out well in reality. I seem to recall a very unpleasant experience with candle wax... epic fail, indeed. These things sound sexier than they actually are in practice. __________________ Indie science fiction author and all-around weirdo: Check out my original fiction here! Read an excerpt from my sci-fi novel Binary System!

2011-05-09, 19:35	Link #8735
Ricky Controversy Frandle & Nightbag Join Date: Oct 2009	All I will say is this: "freaky eggplant sex." __________________ "366 to Vati," a speculative fiction experiment. Strike a blow to vivify!

2011-05-09, 19:35	Link #8736
synaesthetic blinded by blood Author Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Oakland, CA Age: 40	Surprisingly she doesn't--she's actually got a few physical disabilities... fibromyalgia and sciatic nerve trouble... but she forgets all of that and ignores the pain when it's time to get busy. __________________ Indie science fiction author and all-around weirdo: Check out my original fiction here! Read an excerpt from my sci-fi novel Binary System!

2011-05-09, 19:50	Link #8737
Ricky Controversy Frandle & Nightbag Join Date: Oct 2009	I've recently started dating someone new, and you know what we do that really gets me in the mood? Roleplay. I love it when we're both all dressed up and getting really into the roles. She's pretty dainty, so she usually cosplays one of the lolis she knows I'm so fond of. And I, of course, am the dark and dashing man of her sweetest nightmares, be he a wizard from beyond, or a thief snuck in through a window left open in a moment of forgetfulness...or willing submission? We play our parts, we say our lines, and my anticipation of the action to come rises. The scene moves to the bedroom and the tension builds until finally she lays herself out on the bed. That part's pretty confusing because the script says we're supposed to have an epic battle, and I usually lose the feel of the scene and that point and go eat some cheetos. Seriously, what does she think she's doing? I spent like five hours working up that LARP. __________________ "366 to Vati," a speculative fiction experiment. Strike a blow to vivify!

2011-05-09, 22:40	Link #8740
Magin #1 Akashiya Moka Fan Author Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Where magic is real Age: 35	At one point in time, I even recall we gave serious dating advice on this thread ... does there happen to be a Lost and Found box around here where that serious stuff went? __________________ Gifted...or Cursed? R+V fanfic- Chapter 4 of A Water Bride and a Vampire is now up at FF.net! All fans of Inner or Outer Moka, come join her fanclub!