The Official Sakura Discussion thread

[cloak_and_dagger]

Originally Posted by ShadowAssasin

I like Sasuke's new groupie much better, she's funny(the girl in Hebi, I forgot her name). Its too bad he shrugs her off the same way.

That's because Sasuke is gay.....I thought you knew.

[HiroInazuma]

Originally Posted by cloak_and_dagger

That's because Sasuke is gay.....I thought you knew.

Spoiler for manga:

I thought it was because Sasuke is a pimp and he has to have Karin, Sakura and Ino all at the same time. I mean look at when he was sitting down with his arms out and Karin next to him, it was like his sword was a pimp stick. Why do people call Sasuke gay? He is just an revenge seeking, traumatised psycho who is in desperate need for therapy.

[cloak_and_dagger]

Originally Posted by HiroInazuma

Spoiler for manga:

I thought it was because Sasuke is a pimp and he has to have Karin, Sakura and Ino all at the same time. I mean look at when he was sitting down with his arms out and Karin next to him, it was like his sword was a pimp stick. Why do people call Sasuke gay? He is just an revenge seeking, traumatised psycho who is in desperate need for therapy.

Well I forgot to input the 'sarcasm' footnote. I don't really think he's gay. But people call him gay because he went with Orochimaru, and Oro is hailed as the Michael Jackson of Naruto

[Mr. Johnny 5]

Originally Posted by cloak_and_dagger

Well I forgot to input the 'sarcasm' footnote. I don't really think he's gay. But people call him gay because he went with Orochimaru, and Oro is hailed as the Michael Jackson of Naruto

OMG ..no Orochimaru is just sick. MJ is innocent. That's the difference.

Originally Posted by HiroInazuma

Spoiler for manga:

I thought it was because Sasuke is a pimp and he has to have Karin, Sakura and Ino all at the same time. I mean look at when he was sitting down with his arms out and Karin next to him, it was like his sword was a pimp stick. Why do people call Sasuke gay? He is just an revenge seeking, traumatised psycho who is in desperate need for therapy.

The reason why i would call him gay is cuz. He is only interested in guy's...while pretty much every girl is interested in him. He has everything a girl wants, the looks, the fame, the skills, probably money aswell (his parents probably left alot of money for him including the other clan members).

He desperatly wants to revive his clan. At the same time every girl (except Hinata) is jumping of excitement to help him with that. Only...Sasuke is only interested in males. He kisses Naruto! And didnt do anything to him...it were the girls that trashed him. He's been ignoring the girls constantly!

I wonder what Sai would say to him...

[cloak_and_dagger]

Originally Posted by Mr. Johnny 5

OMG ..no Orochimaru is just sick. MJ is innocent. That's the difference.

We'll never know...

We get what we are fed by the media and therefore draw conclusions from it; but usually we get a tainted version of the story..I dont want to start a MJ feud, so I'll stop there

Originally Posted by Mr. Johnny 5

The reason why i would call him gay is cuz. He is only interested in guy's...while pretty much every girl is interested in him. He has everything a girl wants, the looks, the fame, the skills, probably money aswell (his parents probably left alot of money for him including the other clan members).

He desperatly wants to revive his clan. At the same time every girl (except Hinata) is jumping of excitement to help him with that. Only...Sasuke is only interested in males. He kisses Naruto! And didnt do anything to him...it were the girls that trashed him. He's been ignoring the girls constantly!

I wonder what Sai would say to him...

I do agree that he has no interest in girls....

On the Sai note, I can't imagine what he would say but I'm pretty sure Sasuke would end up killing him

[HiroInazuma]

Originally Posted by Mr. Johnny 5

The reason why i would call him gay is cuz. He is only interested in guy's...while pretty much every girl is interested in him. He has everything a girl wants, the looks, the fame, the skills, probably money aswell (his parents probably left alot of money for him including the other clan members).

He desperatly wants to revive his clan. At the same time every girl (except Hinata) is jumping of excitement to help him with that. Only...Sasuke is only interested in males. He kisses Naruto! And didnt do anything to him...it were the girls that trashed him. He's been ignoring the girls constantly!

I know why he never paid them any attention:

1) They are random girls who will never get any screen time after they're first appearance! The only fanatics who got any attention was Sakura who has the big forehead and the annoying all women sucks in shonen and has to be a damsel in distress even if you were to give her an assault rifle or katana. Next is the blonde bimbo (who I like despite her b****chiness) and bi*** Ino who can take over your body and do things while she is in you (bad thoughts racing through head). And to add to that all the females were as flat as a 10 year old boy except Hinata and Tsunade.

And then there is:

Spoiler for manga:

Karin the crazier, stalkerish version of Ino who is a complete b**** whose reason for liking Sasuke is completely unfounded and she is a freak who did things to him whilst he was sleeping and stole his dirty laundry

2) If he was to any female character it will stop his revenge thing because his heart would soften (would you really want a nice Sasuke who is getting all corny with Sakura)

3) After the manga chapters I think Sasuke is going to settle down and spread Uchiha love throughout Konoha so they can over rule

Also Sai would try to do to Sasuke what he did to Naruto and try to kiss him, Sasuke would use his sharingan to hypnotize Sai into doing the most scary thing Sai could imagine....sleep with a girl, Sai would wake up the next day and find himself next to a hot woman and the he would scream and commit suicide

[james0246]

Originally Posted by HiroInazuma

2) If he was to any female character it will stop his revenge thing because his heart would soften (would you really want a nice Sasuke who is getting all corny with Sakura)

3) After the manga chapters I think Sasuke is going to settle down and spread Uchiha love throughout Konoha so they can over rule.

Spoiler for A little disgusting...:

I never really understood this line of reasoning. Sasuke has never been portrayed as kind-hearted individual (i.e. he is not a stay at home dad, or even a partiularly caring person (considering the fact that he puts his own selfish desire for revenege before others)), so why doesn't he just bangs some hos (Sakura, Ino, etc.), have a few kids, all the while, still look for his revenge. Honestly how hard is it to have sex with someone, and then leave.

Originally Posted by HiroInazuma

Also Sai would try to do to Sasuke what he did to Naruto and try to kiss him, Sasuke would use his sharingan to hypnotize Sai into doing the most scary thing Sai could imagine....sleep with a girl, Sai would wake up the next day and find himself next to a hot woman and the he would scream and commit suicide

Spoiler for Also, a little disgusting...:

Nope, Sai would wake up and say, "So, that is a real vagina? Danouz-sama told me only older men have vaginas. I wonder what else he lied to me about..."

[Ashramaru]

Honestly I don't like Sakura because her character is on constant PMS when around Naruto, why can you just not hit him everytime he says something dumb? Also PTS Sakura is a Tifa Lockhart rip off with mosquito size bosoms.

[HiroInazuma]

Originally Posted by Ashramaru

Honestly I don't like Sakura because her character is on constant PMS when around Naruto, why can you just not hit him everytime he says something dumb? Also PTS Sakura is a Tifa Lockhart rip off with mosquito size bosoms.

Never ever compare Tifa to Sakura at least Tifa does stuff Sakura has only done something ONCE!!!

[Ashramaru]

They should not be compared, however if you look at Advent Children I cant help but not some resemblance in costume design.

Spoiler for FFVI: Tifa Lockhart Costume Design:

Spoiler for Naruto: Haruno Sakura: Costume Design:

[cloak_and_dagger]

Originally Posted by HiroInazuma

I know why he never paid them any attention:

They are random girls who will never get any screen time after they're first appearance!

Hiro! You're a genius!! I get it now..Sasuke used his sharingan at the beginning on Kishi and his view on women in shonen and realise even if he did anything with them he'd get less screen time cuz the more men ineract with women the worse the result(Dan, now poor Asuma-sensei)

Sasuke was the smart one.

Or he could just be gay

Originally Posted by HiroInazuma

Sai would try to do to Sasuke what he did to Naruto and try to kiss him, Sasuke would use his sharingan to hypnotize Sai into doing the most scary thing Sai could imagine....sleep with a girl, Sai would wake up the next day and find himself next to a hot woman and the he would scream and commit suicide

LOL....my gut...

Originally Posted by Ashramaru

Also PTS Sakura is a Tifa Lockhart rip off with mosquito size bosoms.

Dagnabbit you're right! (mosquito-size is pushing it though ) Obviously Tifa is the hottest thing since sliced bread, so there's no comparison except in their costumes.

[james0246]

Originally Posted by cloak_and_dagger

Dagnabbit you're right! (mosquito-size is pushing it though ) Obviously Tifa is the hottest thing since sliced bread, so there's no comparison except in their costumes.

I would hate to eat a sandwich near you...

[cloak_and_dagger]

Originally Posted by james3wk

I would hate to eat a sandwich near you...

rofl!!!thats just an old time sayin but lol!!!

[DeDe]

If Tifa = Sakura

Does that mean Aerith = Hinata?

[HiroInazuma]

Originally Posted by DeDe

If Tifa = Sakura

Does that mean Aerith = Hinata?

If that is true...how is Hinata going to die?

[james0246]

Originally Posted by HiroInazuma

If that is true...how is Hinata going to die?

Who are the only sword-wielders left? Kisame and Sasuke. Uh Oh, I see where Kishimoto is going.

Hinata watch out! Sasuke's coming for you .

[cloak_and_dagger]

Originally Posted by james3wk

Who are the only sword-wielders left? Kisame and Sasuke. Uh Oh, I see where Kishimoto is going.

Hinata watch out! Sasuke's coming for you .

She's gonna be the clan reviver?

Interesting......

[Khalilnaruske]

Man I hope Sakura cracks at least one jaw in this Manga. A right hook to the cheek bone would wake Sasuke up.

[DeDe]

Originally Posted by cloak_and_dagger

She's gonna be the clan reviver?

Interesting......

Spoiler:

Yes, Sasuke's coming to Konoha to steal both of Naruto's love interests.

[gorgeous moth]

neeee ..don't insult the size of Sakura's bosom...she hasn't after all, taken off her clothes yet... we'll never know for sure until she does...