2008-11-27, 03:05 | Link #724 |
paranoid
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Romania
Age: 36
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Renji: I'll call Rukia and ask her on a date! *Picks up bunny cell phone and calls*
Answer (Byakuya's voice): Who is it? Renji: OMG! Kuchiki taichou! Why are you answering Rukia's cell phone? (Thinking of the worst) Byakuya: No one talks to Rukia without my permission. Renji: *Shocked* (Thinking in his head: DAMN IT!!) Byakuya: So Renji. What is your reason for calling my nease? Renji: *fealing the pressure from the other side of the line* Never mind, I'll tell her in person. |
2008-11-27, 05:14 | Link #725 |
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Orihime: Kurosaki-kun i want tell you something.
Ichigo: what is that? Orihime : Im not a virgin anymore... Ichigo : HUH?! WHY?! Orihime: Because last night i sleep together with Aizen,Gin,Tossen,Grimjoww,Ulquiorra,Wonderweiss,Sz ayel and Nnoitra
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2008-11-27, 14:24 | Link #727 |
Awe of She
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Orlando
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Kenpachi: *with Yachiru on his shoulder* .... Oi, Ichigo...
Ichigo: *with Nel on his shoulder* What? Kenpachi: ... you copyin' me or somethin'? Ichigo: .... >< nooo, I'm not. Kenpachi: So why you got a shoulder buddy too? You are copyin' me - loser. Ichigo: I said I'm not copying you!! ~*~ Yachiru: *stare* Nel: .... Yachiru: COUSIN~! Nel: 0.o; ~*~ Yachiru: Nel! Let's do it! Nel: Alright! *both jump beside each other* Yachiru: FU- Nel: -SION!! Both: *perform the fusion dance* HAAA!!! Kenpachi: Ah screw it, this chump's dead already ...*leaves Nnorita*
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2008-12-01, 14:10 | Link #736 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: the library
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Ishida and Renji shout in sync :Kurosaki ichigo is better than us in every way and if we were chicks we would totaly hit that
Rukia: No ichigo for the last time i will not sleep with you.. have sex with you well why didnt you just say.. your into s and m right?-scrtch this she would probally say that it was too hard to resist Orihime:Ichigo is such a f***ing a**hole Ichigo:*Says anything remotely inteligent about fighting stratagies * Last edited by starshine; 2008-12-01 at 14:23. |
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