[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[monir]

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Hello! Considering this is officially summer in North America (I am not being politically correct. Prove me wrong, other parts of the world), the regular of this thread are most likely taking a break. So this edition of praising will be a short one.

Wording:----

Originally Posted by Pathy

LEE Sensei, why didn't you tell me this before?!
Gai I never knew there was anything that could be done about it
LEE Ever since the procedure I can now do Gen Jutsu and Nin Jutsu
*of course the others are wondering WHAT procedure was done and inquire*

Kakashi *explains* See, as we know the natural flow one rotates his or her chakra is determined by the swirl on ones scalp. However in Lee's case we knew with his wild hair just flying any which direction well, he had no natural flow Gai tried to help and molded his head to the mushroom bowl style hair cut we all see and have grown to love This is why Lee was able to open up his gates as the chakra flows only up and thru the body *what a man, I wish I had him instead of that brat Sasuke* Now that Lee has had the procedure, he can use his chakra and do it all

Sasuke But sensei, you must tell me how he did this and where? So I also may learn to improve my strength!!!
Kakashi The hair club for men, he got hair plugs installed so he has a scalp swirl now.

LOL.. This is the best would-be-explanation if Lee can ever use any jutsus other than tai. It almost wants to make me read the manga but I know I will be disappointed. So, meh.

Originally Posted by Riese

Sasuke: Moooooooooooooooom!!!
Uchiha Mama: Yes son?
Sasuke: I want a demon inside of me! All the cool kids are doing it!
Uchiha Mama: If all the "cool kids" jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?
Sasuke to himself: I think that one time I fell, it was really Nii-chan shoving me off now that I think of it. *sniffle*
Uchiha Mama: You really want a big, growling, psychotic demon inside you don't you kiddo.
Sasuke: Uh huh! I want a gargantuan source of kick ass chakra!
Uchiha Mama: I'll make you some stamina freak soup tonight after your practice. I'll try and cut your apples to look like fox demons instead of rabbits! ^_^
Sasuke: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Hehe!

Originally Posted by Kamui4356

Kakashi: Hmm, I see. That still leaves the problem of how you survived the chidori.

Haku: An irrelevent detail.^^ The important thing is I'm making more money than Sasuke.

Kakashi: Hmm in that case I guess it's ok, but what about hidden mist village? How much are you making anyway? Sasuke was making quite a bit...

Haku: well since i was only loyal to Zabuza, and he died fighting the same enemy as you, there shouldn't be a problem.^^
1 billion yen a volume, Sasuke was only making 750 million^^

Naruto: 1 BILLION YEN A VOLUME!!! WHAT THE HELL?!! I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND I ONLY GET 25 YEN A WEEK AND FREE RAMEN!!!

Haku: I actually read the contract before I signed...

Sakura: Wait a second. You guys get paid?

Holy JoJostar-not-liking-Sakura will only confirm his conviction after that one. LOL. That one was funny!

Originally Posted by cdkobasiuk

Our favorite Jonins are all drinking at the local karaoke bar. Kakashi takes a turn and sings Cindy Laupers 'Iko Iko' to Gai.

"See that guy all dressed in green ? -
I-KO, I-KO, un-day. He's not a man;
He's a lov-in' ma-chine.--
Jock-a mo fee na-n©.--

Talk-in' 'bout, Hey now ! Hey now ! I-KO, I-KO, un-day
Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-n©. - Jock-a-mo fee na-n©.-"

We haven't seen any musical in a very long time. Cdkobasiuk wins this cut-throat competition by a mile.

Originally Posted by Riese

WARNING: This was inspired by Kaoru!

Ino: On the subject of bad guys...hmm....
Sakura: What?
Ino: Okay, try this one. Orochimaru.
Sakura: Probably has a stockpile of little black Calvin Klein skivvies.
Ino: Didn't he steal some gal's body?
Sakura: True. He and Kabuto probably combine shipping to save on Victoria's Secret mail order extra frilly stuff.
Ino: Kabuto's Orochimaru's little b**ch. I bet he's got a few sets of crotchless panties in his cabinets. *cringe*

It is really hard to visualize a "crotchless panty"

Originally Posted by Kouji

Konohamaru: This sucks, even I barely get mentioned in Naruto. *me thinks that I'm not getting paid a whole lot. *sighs**

• Haku: Oh Zabuza, your the most sexiest hunk I've ever known
  Zabuza: Thanks
  Kabuto: GAHHH! And what am I, chop liver?
  Zabuza: Exactly
  
• *interview in Leaf Village*
  pathyfinder: How did you become Kou Tenka's brother
  Naruto: Well, my bro took me to the doctor. And the doctor found out right there that I was his brother. Sure the anime may say that I'm an orphan but in reality, I have parents.
  Kou Tenka: He's right though.
  pathyfinder: I see

• Shizune: You go girl. Show those punks what losing is all about
  Tsunade: Yoshaaa!!! (alright!!)
  
• Hinata *nudges Naruto*: Hey, Naruto. I wanna share something with you
  Naruto: What is it?
  Luffy: *whisper whisper* So, you wanna let him on my "Nakama"
  Hinata: Sure why not.
  Sasuke: What the freak is a Nakama?!
  Luffy: You can't begin to grasp what a Nakama is

• Sakura: Kyaaahhhhh! Sasuke kun is crap. I didn't want to date him in the first place
  Shikamaru: I wouldn't say that if I were you

I have to admit I was being lazy when it came to finding some good ones by Kouji. It was some over time work but I have a three day weekend starting tomorrow, so it is all nice and well. I just wish Kouji would be more blunt, brutal, disturbing, a little bit more insane, and use less smiley. Those qualities attracted me to be a frequent visitor to www.bash.org until it became the gathering place for pedophiles and potential sex offenders.

Pictorial:----

Due to the threads current slump I had to dig out some old ingenuity.

Soju: Whoa! I am twitching is a nice one where Naruto is having an honest moment in the bathroom.

Sai: Naruto & Sasuke-kun's summer job where Naruto is the boss.

Slade: Reminisce of the Hokage VS Oro-sama where it is a cut-throat competition. Useless Sakura is one of my all time favorite that is being recycled due to Slade's inactivity in this thread.

JoJostar: Sasuke-kun is finally uhm... giving up to Sakura-chan. Your own discretion advised due to its very high ecchi level content.

Sarcasteak: Rescue Drill is a nice one adapted by Sarcasteak from its original Chinese content. This one is definitely better than Sasuke having Chidori on his hand. Beside we all know Chidori has nothing on Testarossa-chan. Silver hair + silver/grey/white eyes = Goddess.

That is all for this week. Hopefully there will be enough contribution by the ingeniously creative people to this thread to let me have another of my ass-kissing session in the upcoming week.

[Kouji]

Konohamaru: This sucks, even I barely get mentioned in Naruto. *me thinks that I'm not getting paid a whole lot. *sighs**

Naruto: Forget ramen, I'm gonna go for those Chinese style pork fried rice.

[tekira]

i apologize if any of these have been done already; i haven't yet finished reading all of the archives.

naruto+princess bride quotes:

lee: you seem a decent fellow, i'd hate to kill you
naruto: you seem a decent fellow, i'd hate to die

naruto [to hinata]: there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'twould be a pity to damage yours.

gaara [about naruto/kyuubi]: he didn't fall?! inconcievable.
lee: you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means.

gaara [to chouji]: do you want me to send you back to where you were?! unemployed, in greenland!

and of course, a monty python tribute:

haku [with gaping hole in chest]: it's only a flesh wound.
kakashi: ...
haku: i've had worse.
kakashi: you lie!


hope you enjoy. *re-lurks*

[Riese]

After some grueling finals and moving out of my old apartment and then 500 miles away, I've been a bit busy.

But I'm baaack. And with photoshop!

Image from chapter 220, but not overly spoileriffic. I could have used some other older pics but this one was just too perfect.

Spoiler:

[NarutoHead]

Sasuke- jeez, Sakura is so hot....

Orichimaru- Sama? Senpai? Oni

Hayate- Aah, my cold has dissapeared!

Choui- That's low fat right?

[Kouji]

Sorry if this isn't funny. But I think this topic can be serious or funny.

Sasuke - Damn that ass, what's Sakura beating up on my buddy; Naruto for.
Sakura - Oh, Sasuke
Sasuke - What do you want
Sakura - Forget about Naruto, let's both go on a date

Uzumaki: *coughs of blood and is almost dead*

Sasuke - I have nothing to say to you stupid idiot. Look what you've done to my best buddy.
Naruto - You don't need him.
Sasuke - KAKASHI!
Kakashi - Yo, what's up *turns his head and looks at the badly injured Naruto* WTF, who did this?
Sasuke - *Whispers to Kakashi*
Kakashi - *looks at Sakura and is suprised. And is headed in Sakura's direction* You did this Sakura?! No f**kin teammate that beats on their other teammate deserves to be on my team. Y'know what, your banned as hell from my team. And don't even think about coming back either.

---

Shikamaru: haha, Sakura got burned from their own team.
Ino: Serves the biatch right. Can you imagine that if they let her become a shinobi.

[Truesquirrel]

Here's my first attempt at "photoshop madness", though I don't have photoshop. I hope it's funny/doesn't look like crap. I'll try to make better ones in the future.

Spoiler:

Edit: Dammit, I misspelled "shield." Plus it's a rather small pic...ah well.

[nh1]

Sasuke:

...

Okay, that was kind of lame...

...

Hinata: Here Sasuke, have some toothpaste for your ugly teeth!

...

[monir]

*monir points to Kouji to revisit the revised review section. Try reading the sentence really fast.

I have to agree with Nh1. That was lame. Since I have spammed already I will try to make a case against my post getting deleted. The following was inspired from some random comment posted in bash.org.



*In the forrest of death Naruto is trying to have an idle chit-chat with Sasuke about the hardship of a ninja life as the sun is setting.

Naruto: You know what suck?
Sasuke: A vacuum.
Naruto: No I mean, you know what suck in a metaphorical sense?
Sasuke: A blackhole.
Naruto: You know what? Fu** e...
* Wolves howl in the distant: eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww hooh ooh oo ooooooooooooo

Naruto: That's right!

[ChildGamez]

Neji: Daddy... Why wont other kids let me play hid and seek?

Gaara: I'm sick of this sand. Gai can you be my sensei? I want to learn taijutsu.

Shikamaru: OK! Let's get this party started!

Kakashi: Come come paradice ended.....Thank God for playboy...

Sasuke: Orochimaru ... .. would you be my new dad?

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Hinata: Naruto .. ..
Naruto: What?
Hinata: well ... ... .. I'm ... I'm... I'm pregnant..
Naruto: Holy **** is it mine..
Hinata: well ... ... I'm not sure.....

[Sai]

Originally Posted by monir

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Hello! Considering this is officially summer in North America (I am not being politically correct. Prove me wrong, other parts of the world), the regular of this thread are most likely taking a break. So this edition of praising will be a short one.

I'm still here!!! I really miss how our thread used to be anyways i made a new one!

Spoiler:

[hobobaggins]

thank you monir for your recap. this thread is too long to read from page... what? 80?

[pathyfinder]

Naruto "It Burst....ed"
*said like Chopper*
regarding his training ball in Ep 88

[Slade]

Originally Posted by monir

*monir points to Kouji to revisit the revised review section. Try reading the sentence really fast.

I have to agree with Nh1. That was lame. Since I have spammed already I will try to make a case against my post getting deleted. The following was inspired from some random comment posted in bash.org.



*In the forrest of death Naruto is trying to have an idle chit-chat with Sasuke about the hardship of a ninja life as the sun is setting.

Naruto: You know what suck?
Sasuke: A vacuum.
Naruto: No I mean, you know what suck in a metaphorical sense?
Sasuke: A blackhole.
Naruto: You know what? Fu** e...
* Wolves howl in the distant: eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww hooh ooh oo ooooooooooooo

Naruto: That's right!

You know there's something or rather nothing going on in the WACWNS thread if even monir has to step in to pick up the slack.

I've been MIA for awhile so here's one to make up for time lost. A bit different style than what I normally use-


Naruto and Shikamaru are sitting on a bench, waiting for Neji.

Naruto: Hey Shikamaru... why do you insist on looking like a fool by doing that thing you do all the time?

Shikamaru: ... What? Which one? This?



Naruto: .... Well, that's pretty stupid too but it's not that one.

Shikamaru: Humm... this...?



Naruto: Yup. That's it. Why do you keep doing that?

Shikamaru: Well, I love the village people. My favorite is the buff indian dude. Who's your favorite?

Naruto: Uh... Well, I guess if had to pick one, I'd pick the police officer. He reminds me of Iruka Sensei.

Umm... Iruka Sensei... *thinks* *thinks* Take me now Iruka-chan~

Neji walks into the scene...



Neji: Yo... What's going on?

Shikamaru: About damn time you showed up. Why did you tell us to be here today anyway?

Neji: It's simple. I just wanted to tell you guys a secret...

Shkamaru/Naruto: A secret...?

Neji: Ya... I'm not really a Hyuuga... I'm really... BATMAN.

Shikamaru/Naruto:

Neji: What...? You don't believe me? I'll show you the awesome power of BATMAN!!

*Neji jumps and flies off*

Neji: WEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE~~


Naruto: WHAT THE HELL!?! Batman can't fly!!!

Shikamaru: That fuker's got some problems man. Must be that "bird in the cage" shiet he's talking about all the time.

Naruto: Well, screw him. Hey, I have an idea....

*Naruto whispers to Shikamaru*

Shikamaru: Oh, that again. Ya sure, but this time I get to be Sasuke, you be Sakura.

Naruto: Psssh, fine.

Naruto/Shikamaru: HENGE!!!

*they both henge*





credit goes to the_maha for the screencap icons.

[pathyfinder]

SLADE

TEMARI Darn it Gaara, you got sand in my KY



GAARA


TEMARI He ruins everything he borrows Well, this is useless now.... *tosses KY tube at Hobo*

[indo]

sorry if posted before:

sakura: NARUTO KUN

[Murugan]

Iruka: "Naruto, I'm ur father"

Naruto: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

[Caeli]

Yo everyone, i'm a lurker on this here thread...
just a small request.. i really wanna see the spoof manga someone did with sasuke giving Oro Naruto's copy of Maxim.... (you know, during the chuunin exam...)
that one was great... but i'm not sure i can trawl through 130 odd pages of posts to find it again
so could someone point me in the right direction.. you're all lovely!
thankyou!

[LilleNisse]

Heres a few I've made up, might not be fun at all...

Spoiler:

Aburame Shino: I think I better call Ghostbusters!

Akamaru: mjau

Akimichi Choji: Vegitarian meal please

Ebisu: ... Naruto who?

Gai: Village People wantes me!

Gaara: Want to go out with me?

Haku: Um... Well... Have you seen my needels?

Haruno Sakura: Sorry im late!

Hatake Kakashi: Ahh I got somthing in my eye!

Third Hokage: Whats a jutsu?

Hyuga Negi: With hard training everybody can become strong!

Inuzuka Kiba: Not on the carpent akamaru!

Jiraiya: That twenty year old bikini model didnt even make me smile

Konohamaru: I know nothing about a broken vase...

Orochimaru: ARE YOU TELLING ME I MISSED SIMPSONS AGAIN!?!

Rock Lee: Gai sensei, your so uncool!

Uchiha Itachi: God I want a family rejounien

Uchiha Sasuke: Itachi... How did I use sharingan now again?

Uzumaki Naruto: Woo McDonalds!
Uzumaki Naruto: Na Hokage aint anything for me

Yamanaka Ino: Sakura, I just love your big forhead

Ramen Girl No sorry, I dont know how to make ramen or look really cute

Sorry for any misspelling in there

[psycoking]

It's actually been a while since I've seen one of these comercials. . .

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob Dole and we're here to tell you about something very important

Jiraya: Yes, we're here to talk to you about a problem that plagues many men in our age bracket

Bob: A problem that many men find shameful, but is actually more common than most think

Jiraya: and with modern medical breakthroughs it is a problem that we can finally conquer

Bob: We're talking about Erectile Disfunction

Jiraya: That's right, Erecti. . . . . .WHAT THE %#(*$!!!!

***************

In a living room somewhere in Konoha

Naruto:

Sasuke: Dude, isn't that the guy your training under???

Lee: *snicker* what exactly is he teaching you. . .

Neji: *giggle* maybe he uses "soft"-fist jutsus

Shika: BWAHAHAHA!!! FLOPPY-no-JUTSU!!!