I did wish to see Touma smack Kyubei a lot of times while watching madoka but man. Kamijou Touma existing in a mahou shoujo world would only mean an never ending harem.
Wait, didn't I just read a fic that was eerily similar to this (though that was more.... mature)
Now Mr. kyon, what came first?
I swear that I found this today on PIXIV. In fact, my fic was finished at least a week before this posted (couldn't post it because of the FF.net error). Full serious here.
I'm not translating the title page as I do not know what the word "zakazaka" means. I hate these "sound effect" words.
Spoiler for translation:
(T/N: Every time I mention the word "sleep" in this translation I mean the actual meaning of "sleep"...not the other meaning. Stupid ambivalent English meanings)
...nnn....
...Last Order?
...Sigh, she's crawling into people's futons again half asleep again...
...Hey, it's cold.
If you're coming in then...
Come...
Good evening
Pretty daring eh, Number One?
...Ah?
What are you doing Worst-chan
You really want to be punished don't you?
Yep, that's fine with Misaka
When we're woken up by Last Order tomorrow morning
I wonder what the damage caused by us sleeping together will be
Filthy, filthy! says Misaka says Misaka
Harassment?
Ho
If you want to do me a big service then get out right now. I'll punch you 15 times to forgive you
So go to sleep
I'm sleepy so I'll do it tomorrow
...Sigh
What a boring man
...You know
From the look of things earlier
If I had been Last Order you would have embraced me while we went to sleep right? You probably always do that sort of thing.
What a lolicon
I wouldn't have embraced anyone
I would have only covered her up with the futon, that's all
If I had told her to get out, she would start crying and things would become troublesome
...Then
If I cried and begged you, would you sleep with this Misaka as well?
And embrace me
What are you saying
What's wrong with that head of yours?
...I don't know but...
...This Misaka
Since I have born, I've never done things like sleeping with someone or embracing them even once
You've slept with that child so many times
This Misaka can't do such carefree things
...nor was I planning on to but
You sleeping with that child, there was a sickingly happy feeling to it so
I wondered what it was like
It became a curiosity
...being able to embrace someone
Is embracing someone really that good of a thing?
This Misaka doesn't know
That kind of emotion, Misaka cannot understand using the Misaka Network
...That is why
I wanted to experience it for myself
...Te
What am I saying
...No it was
nothing
Forget what I said just now
I'm leaving
Sorry for the intrusion
...your complaining is really annoying
Ah!
...Is this fine
You brat
In order to prevent misunderstandings, we can't sleep together
Stay like this until you're satisfied, then go back to your room
...This
This warmth is disgusting...
Yea, I know
...You're tickling me...
Yea yea
Heh heh
You know Accelerator...
Heh
You talk too much
....haha...
...haa...
Nothing
...This is too disgusting...
...Heh
Idiot
Don't get too cozy with me
I really wish you two would find someone else to bother
Damn brats
The Next Day
You two, pay attention!
You need guidance counseling!
<-In the end, they fell sleep in that state
Accelerator, you cheated on me!
says Misaka says Misaka as she breaks down crying
Yeah... Definitely much better than the usual Accelerator x Last Order stories. But I predict every other doujin between those two would follow the same formula.
I'm not translating the title page as I do not know what the word "zakazaka" means. I hate these "sound effect" words.
Spoiler for translation:
(T/N: Every time I mention the word "sleep" in this translation I mean the actual meaning of "sleep"...not the other meaning. Stupid ambivalent English meanings)
...nnn....
...Last Order?
...Sigh, she's crawling into people's futons again half asleep again...
...Hey, it's cold.
If you're coming in then...
Come...
Good evening
Pretty daring eh, Number One?
...Ah?
What are you doing Worst-chan
You really want to be punished don't you?
Yep, that's fine with Misaka
When we're woken up by Last Order tomorrow morning
I wonder what the damage caused by us sleeping together will be
Filthy, filthy! says Misaka says Misaka
Harassment?
Ho
If you want to do me a big service then get out right now. I'll punch you 15 times to forgive you
So go to sleep
I'm sleepy so I'll do it tomorrow
...Sigh
What a boring man
...You know
From the look of things earlier
If I had been Last Order you would have embraced me while we went to sleep right? You probably always do that sort of thing.
What a lolicon
I wouldn't have embraced anyone
I would have only covered her up with the futon, that's all
If I had told her to get out, she would start crying and things would become troublesome
...Then
If I cried and begged you, would you sleep with this Misaka as well?
And embrace me
What are you saying
What's wrong with that head of yours?
...I don't know but...
...This Misaka
Since I have born, I've never done things like sleeping with someone or embracing them even once
You've slept with that child so many times
This Misaka can't do such carefree things
...nor was I planning on to but
You sleeping with that child, there was a sickingly happy feeling to it so
I wondered what it was like
It became a curiosity
...being able to embrace someone
Is embracing someone really that good of a thing?
This Misaka doesn't know
That kind of emotion, Misaka cannot understand using the Misaka Network
...That is why
I wanted to experience it for myself
...Te
What am I saying
...No it was
nothing
Forget what I said just now
I'm leaving
Sorry for the intrusion
...your complaining is really annoying
Ah!
...Is this fine
You brat
In order to prevent misunderstandings, we can't sleep together
Stay like this until you're satisfied, then go back to your room
...This
This warmth is disgusting...
Yea, I know
...You're tickling me...
Yea yea
Heh heh
You know Accelerator...
Heh
You talk too much
....haha...
...haa...
Nothing
...This is too disgusting...
...Heh
Idiot
Don't get too cozy with me
I really wish you two would find someone else to bother
Damn brats
The Next Day
You two, pay attention!
You need guidance counseling!
<-In the end, they fell sleep in that state
Accelerator, you cheated on me!
says Misaka says Misaka as she breaks down crying
Sooo troublesome...!
I really do love Accelerator X Worst
They're my favorite Index couple :3