2006-03-18, 12:42 | Link #3001 |
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SAKURA=MMM (KISSING KONOHMARO) I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUTTER BALL
KONOHMARO=O SAKURA MMMMM SAKURA=O KONOHARO TAKE ME NOW (RIPING OFF SHIRT) KONOHMARO=I LOVE U SAKURA=O KONOHMARO U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A YOUNG BOY AGAIN KONOHMARO= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
2006-03-18, 15:03 | Link #3003 |
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Gaara: This song is good. (listening to Sandman by Metallica)
Sasuke: Itachi, i love you bro. Itachi: I need to take this fingernail paint off my nails Sakura: OMFG naruto's yellow hair turns me on Kakashi: Man this book sucks. Tsunade: i quit gambeling Itachi: (has a fishing rod) her fishy fishy fishy! Kisame: Ooooh look at the worm (eats worm that is connected to itachi's fishing pole)
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2006-03-18, 16:18 | Link #3004 |
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Itachi: Sasuke the reason i killed everyone in the family is because ...
Sasuke: YEA!! Itachi: Because ... Sasuke: SAY IT ALREADY! Itachi: Momy and daddy molested me when I was small *curls into a ball and starts crying* Sasuke: Oh come on, they did the same to me and you don't see me crying like a little bitch . Itachi: Sasuke: Here I will make all better now. Itachi: I luv you little bro. *hug* Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura: |
2006-03-19, 23:10 | Link #3007 |
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Don't know if someone has something like this (I didn't read all the posts since this is a very long thread)
-Orochimaru: My stomach contains many things: My snakes, kusanagi, many forbidden scrolls, my replicas, and most recently Sasuke's virginity. -Kyuubi: You know, being locked up in the boy's stomach is not so bad. It could have been worse, I could have been sealed inside his head. Ugh, the horror. -Naruto: Don't make me angry you won't like me when I am angry! *Turns into the incredible Hulk instead of becoming Kyuubified* GRRRRRRR, Naruto SMASH! -Spiderman: Behold my amazing ability to cling to any surface! All ninja: Big deal. We've been able to do that since we were 10. -Naruto: If we calculate the trajectory, then add in the weight of the kunai and carry the pi we will get the absolute 100% accuracy on the target. Simple math really. |
2006-03-19, 23:33 | Link #3008 | |
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2006-03-20, 00:34 | Link #3009 | |
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2006-03-20, 07:50 | Link #3010 | |
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2006-03-20, 12:39 | Link #3012 | |
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Naruto: Iruka sensei thanks for the ramen. Iruka: No problem Naruto. Kyubi: Ramen! Ramen! Ramen! Ramen! |
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2006-03-22, 23:24 | Link #3013 |
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Sasuke: You're never gonna beat me Naruto.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun you're so cool. Naruto: GRRRRR, I'll show you! Kichynouse: Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush. Sasuke: And what are they supposed to do? *All 3 presidents pull out a cell phone: Hello U.S military? Yeah there's a little bug that needs eradicating. Waste him!* Sasuke is then bombarded with a whole shitload of missles, A-bombs, and banana cream pies for good measure. By sheer miracle no one but Sasuke got hit by the assault. Kakashi: Naruto, wasn't that Overkill. Naruto: Nah, I'd say that its "Just-enough-kill".
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2006-03-23, 00:09 | Link #3014 |
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Naruto: I am the greatest hokage.
Kyubi: Yes Naruto you are the greatest Hinata: Yes Naruto you are the greatest Sasuke: Yes Naruto you are the greatest Kakashi: Yes naruto you are the greatest Orochmaru: Yes Naruto you are the greatest Alarm Clock: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! *Naruto wakes up* Naruto: It was all a dream? Konoha: ALL HAIL NARUTO!!! |
2006-03-24, 09:20 | Link #3015 |
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Konohamaru: This is Orochimaru. He's an evil villian. He can destroy most hidden villages in matter of minutes. But can he tell why does kids love cini-minis?
3rd:I AM NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEAS I SINK SHIPS AND SUMMON STORMS! Neptune: No you're not, I am, and you dont know anything about my job. Lee- Screw training I'm off to eat. Choji:Screw eating, I'm off to train Orochimaru: Darn small girls, small boys, all the same, young women, old woman, the same, i wonder how would it feel with kyuubi... Naruto-So I am the Hokage. 1st Thing to do... hmm... (gets a speaker) TONIGHT AT EIGHT ALL THIS VILLAGE PEOPLE HAVE TO FIGHT UNTILL ONLY ONE IS ALIVE! Sakura- Yay I won! |
2006-05-17, 22:43 | Link #3016 |
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2006-05-25, 14:02 | Link #3019 |
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One thing rock lee would never say (and do!) is
ROCK LEE- Gai-sensei I hate you! (hits gai sensei) I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID OUTFIT, YOUR STUPID HAIR, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR STUPID JUTSUS!!!!!! (cuts his hair right in front of gai sensei and then goes home and changes his clothes, also he pluckes his eye-brows) Then there is what Gaara would never say: Gaara- Let the world be full of peace! Let there be no more wars! I love people! I love life!(gets hit by a rock) And finally what would never happen- Naruto- (does sexy jutsu) sakura-(nosebleeds) SO! That's all i have and srry if they suck! Last edited by kaori_da_sue; 2006-05-25 at 14:19. |
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