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Lord Raiden · 2004-10-16, 15:13

Welcome to the "You know you've watched too much anime when..." thread! Rules are simple. Come up with a funny line or statement to complete the sentence listed in the subject above. Anything goes...just as long as it's not against the forum rules.

Examples:
# You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "It's a gundam!"
# You see a cat on the street and ask him to take you to his kingdom.
# You want your very own giant robot.
# You want to have a dragon as a pet.
# You think monsters are cute.
# You think that everyone around you is evil because nobody has huge eyes.
# You obsess over girls with green or purple hair
# You think everyone should have super powers.
# You can argue for days on end over anything anime related.
# You spend the majority of your paycheck on anime
# You own a body pillow
# Your bedroom walls are covered in anime posters
# You convert your car into a transforming robot
# Your car *IS* a transforming robot.
# You wear the title "Otaku" with pride.
# You know what an "Otaku" is.
# You can sing the opening and ending songs to every anime you've ever watched!
# Your neighbor is a flying pig.

Ok guys, post your ideas. Let's here them!!

Approved by Moderator (NightWish)

aFlipGuy · 2004-10-16, 15:22

you call people baka when they do something stupid

Yuiichi · 2004-10-16, 16:07

You post on the ASuki forums every single day without exception
You see something cute and say "aww... kawai desu-yo"

sarcasteak · 2004-10-16, 16:10

# You make "yakusoku" with as many girls as you can
# You immediately remember that might actually be a bad idea

USB500 · 2004-10-16, 16:28

# when you think the idea of outrunning a sport's car with your bicycle isn't a bad idea at all.

# when you think every church organization that exists in the world is actually a military organization in disguise.

# when you nosebleed everytime you're exposed with outrageous scene.

whatever123 · 2004-10-16, 16:39

when you gain 15 kg and you can't go workout because you're too busy watching anime

Shay · 2004-10-16, 17:10

When you start trying to use telekinetic powers.

When you get pissed off because it isn’t working.

BTW. I think the forum is under attack.

7thMethuselah · 2004-10-16, 18:05

...you start having a sailor uniform fetish...

Lord Raiden · 2004-10-16, 19:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7thMethuselah

...you start having a sailor uniform fetish...

0_0 That's...actually...quite a scary thought.

JOJOS'STAR · 2004-10-16, 19:10

Oh this is like the "You know you've watched too much Naruto when.." thread! lol

Okay I knew I've watched too much anime when I realize I got so many posters and pictures in here I can see the walls of my room anymore ^^

aFlipGuy · 2004-10-16, 20:48

you say -chan or -sama after stating a name

you use a japanese phrase in every sentence

you own nothing but eva, gundam, kenshin, etc. shirts

you always walk around carrying a manga

you dream of living in japan and going to school in japan

you wish you were japanese

StriderA · 2004-10-16, 21:18

How about...

When you don't think it's possible to watch too much anime... ever. When you listen to nothing but J-Pop. When you get annoyed that nobody else around you likes catgirls. When you start teaching everyone around you Japanese because someday it'll be your sole language. Ne?

Thelastguardian · 2004-10-16, 21:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7thMethuselah

...you start having a sailor uniform fetish...

Opps, too late

When you are trying to decide where to live, you choose a place where it has the highest bandwidth so you can download anime at full power? (hint: fiber optic )

wao · 2004-10-16, 21:45

When you can successfully point out all the "parodies" in Kannazuki no Miko (guess who we're talking about here, guys!)

When you go do your round of anime-blog checking, you've actually watched every single episode of what they juts blogged... and earlier. Raws.

You start saying "Itaaatatata" when you hit something or "Attatataa" when you get burned.

You also UNCONSCIOUSLY say "chotto", "ne" and "demo" and so on. Even with non-anime-fans.

You can't for the life of you remember the lyrics of your favourite English songs but sure as hell can remember the lyrics of your favourite ANime OPs and EDs because you saw the karaoke so many times.

sOnJoOL · 2004-10-17, 02:29

when you start buying 100 dollar 1/6 size figurine model.
and drool at it for hours and hours.

Bun-kun · 2004-10-17, 02:47

When you're out with friends and all you think about is if your bt is finish, and the anxiety is killing you to find out what happens in the next ep. OR you've forgotten to dl before you went out and you're kicking yourself for the time being wasted all nite

LoveOfAnime · 2004-10-17, 03:19

Quote:

Originally Posted By Bun Kun
When you're out with friends and all you think about is if your bt is finish, and the anxiety is killing you to find out what happens in the next ep. OR you've forgotten to dl before you went out and you're kicking yourself for the time being wasted all nite
Today 00:29

Been there done that.........

How bout................Having over 30 gigabytes of Anime on your hard drive for easy viewing pleasure.

Green² · 2004-10-17, 04:50

# you begin to think that a raping in Japan is just a friendly way to say hello.

OutPhase · 2004-10-17, 08:55

You know when you've watched too much anime when:

1. You say "NO!" like Pedro from Excle Saga. (I do that sometimes.)

2.You think you're best friend is really your magical girl rival. (See Pretty Sammy TV for more details.)

3. You end your sentences with nyo nyo, and it bothers your friends, nyo. It's really repeatitive, nyo. You want me to shut up now, nyo. (See Digi-Charat for more information, nyo.)

4. You think you're a ninja like Naruto and follow the way of the Narutard.

5. After getting hit by a girl in a Vespa you think robots will start coming out of your head. (See FLCL)

6. When you complain about the Cardcaptors dub. (Wait... you don't need to be an anime fan to do that.

)

The real 6. You believe that you can punch someone into the wall and they will be just fine. (Too many anime do this.)

7. When you start saying stuff that is improper to the English language itself (ie. Using Engrish.)

8. When you throw a ball and say, "Pikachu, I choose you!" or use a different Pokemon instead of Pikachu.

9. When you play Yu-Gi-Oh! like the people on the show (it's a new level or Dorkdom.)

10. When you make a manga of your own.

11. You have a fetish for an anime charater (like treating him/her like their your God and they have power over your soul).

12. You listen to anime music than any other kind of music.

13. You believe by having 7 balls each with a diferent number of starts, you can get a wish granted by a Dragon (Like in Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT.)

14. When you see Shimigami and they tell you that you will die in a year. (Full Moon wo Sagashite)

15. When you think your five teachers will become your "mamas" (Happy Lesson, anyone?)

16. You think you will be the hero of our planet just because you have spiky hair. (Too many frikkin' examples. Just choose one for yourself.)

17. You not only cosplay as a catgirl, but you think you are a catgirl and you will end your sentences with "nya", nya. You're cute looking nya. Also sometimes you don't end your sentences with "nya", nya. That's only during serious situations, nya. (Many anime do this, nya. Find one for yourself, nya.)

18. You become a maniac and nam yourself Violence Jack. Violence because you're violent, and Jack because you have a jack knife. (Found in Violence Jack.)

19. You think you're Astro Boy and you try to fly by jumping off a building while playing the Astro Boy theme song.

20. You follow the seeming logic of AzuDai. The bigger your boobs, the more athletic you are (I'm sorry, but if you've read it a lot like me you're bound to notice that.) Not applied to teachers. (see Azumanga Daioh.)

21. You wish you had Sakua as a sister. (Cardcaptors Sakura.)

Spoiler for Comic Party:

23.Whn you watch anime in Japanese without using subtitles on your first time watching the episode.

24. You find yourself drawing nothing but chibis (you can't even write words anymore.)

25. You watch a 48 hour marathon of anime.

Wow. Twenty-five examples. Too bad it will be harder for you to think of others now.

StriderA · 2004-10-17, 09:19

It's all sad because it's true...

Good list btw.

2004-10-16, 15:13	Link #1
Lord Raiden Uber Coffee for da win! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Middle of insanity	You know you've watched too much anime when... Welcome to the "You know you've watched too much anime when..." thread! Rules are simple. Come up with a funny line or statement to complete the sentence listed in the subject above. Anything goes...just as long as it's not against the forum rules. Examples: # You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "It's a gundam!" # You see a cat on the street and ask him to take you to his kingdom. # You want your very own giant robot. # You want to have a dragon as a pet. # You think monsters are cute. # You think that everyone around you is evil because nobody has huge eyes. # You obsess over girls with green or purple hair # You think everyone should have super powers. # You can argue for days on end over anything anime related. # You spend the majority of your paycheck on anime # You own a body pillow # Your bedroom walls are covered in anime posters # You convert your car into a transforming robot # Your car IS a transforming robot. # You wear the title "Otaku" with pride. # You know what an "Otaku" is. # You can sing the opening and ending songs to every anime you've ever watched! # Your neighbor is a flying pig. Ok guys, post your ideas. Let's here them!! Approved by Moderator (NightWish)

2004-10-16, 16:39	Link #6
whatever123 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Age: 42	when you gain 15 kg and you can't go workout because you're too busy watching anime __________________

2004-10-16, 17:10	Link #7
Shay Monarch Programmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Liverpool Age: 43	When you start trying to use telekinetic powers. When you get pissed off because it isn’t working. BTW. I think the forum is under attack. __________________ Current Anime - Attack on Titan Current Manga - Naruto Current Book - Waiting for War of the Roses Current Album - Vessel by Twenty One Pilots

2004-10-16, 19:10	Link #10
JOJOS'STAR Senior Member Artist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Montreal Age: 43	Oh this is like the "You know you've watched too much Naruto when.." thread! lol Okay I knew I've watched too much anime when I realize I got so many posters and pictures in here I can see the walls of my room anymore ^^ __________________

2004-10-16, 21:18	Link #12
StriderA Watashi wa Kuragari desu. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Born: SLC, Utah; Stationed: Pope AFB, NC Age: 45	Too much anime How about... When you don't think it's possible to watch too much anime... ever. When you listen to nothing but J-Pop. When you get annoyed that nobody else around you likes catgirls. When you start teaching everyone around you Japanese because someday it'll be your sole language. Ne?

2004-10-16, 15:22	Link #2
aFlipGuy Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A-town Age: 38	you call people baka when they do something stupid

2004-10-16, 16:07	Link #3
Yuiichi Retired. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 36	You post on the ASuki forums every single day without exception You see something cute and say "aww... kawai desu-yo"

2004-10-16, 16:10	Link #4
sarcasteak WAHA~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: World overloaded with fun Age: 40	# You make "yakusoku" with as many girls as you can # You immediately remember that might actually be a bad idea

2004-10-16, 16:28	Link #5
USB500 facepalm.jpg Author Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Gensokyo Age: 40	# when you think the idea of outrunning a sport's car with your bicycle isn't a bad idea at all. # when you think every church organization that exists in the world is actually a military organization in disguise. # when you nosebleed everytime you're exposed with outrageous scene.

2004-10-16, 18:05	Link #8
7thMethuselah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Antwerp area, Belgium, Europa Age: 48	...you start having a sailor uniform fetish...

2004-10-16, 20:48	Link #11
aFlipGuy Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A-town Age: 38	you say -chan or -sama after stating a name you use a japanese phrase in every sentence you own nothing but eva, gundam, kenshin, etc. shirts you always walk around carrying a manga you dream of living in japan and going to school in japan you wish you were japanese

2004-10-16, 21:45	Link #14
wao OK. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Fields of High Attus Age: 35	When you can successfully point out all the "parodies" in Kannazuki no Miko (guess who we're talking about here, guys!) When you go do your round of anime-blog checking, you've actually watched every single episode of what they juts blogged... and earlier. Raws. You start saying "Itaaatatata" when you hit something or "Attatataa" when you get burned. You also UNCONSCIOUSLY say "chotto", "ne" and "demo" and so on. Even with non-anime-fans. You can't for the life of you remember the lyrics of your favourite English songs but sure as hell can remember the lyrics of your favourite ANime OPs and EDs because you saw the karaoke so many times. __________________ Thanks for the fish

2004-10-17, 02:29	Link #15
sOnJoOL Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004	when you start buying 100 dollar 1/6 size figurine model. and drool at it for hours and hours.

2004-10-17, 02:47	Link #16
Bun-kun Liberal Screamer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: New York Age: 42	When you're out with friends and all you think about is if your bt is finish, and the anxiety is killing you to find out what happens in the next ep. OR you've forgotten to dl before you went out and you're kicking yourself for the time being wasted all nite

2004-10-17, 04:50	Link #18
Green² It's bacon! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Up and to the Left Age: 44	# you begin to think that a raping in Japan is just a friendly way to say hello.

2004-10-17, 08:55	Link #19
OutPhase Lord Chairman God King Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Do you really give a damn?	You know when you've watched too much anime when: 1. You say "NO!" like Pedro from Excle Saga. (I do that sometimes.) 2.You think you're best friend is really your magical girl rival. (See Pretty Sammy TV for more details.) 3. You end your sentences with nyo nyo, and it bothers your friends, nyo. It's really repeatitive, nyo. You want me to shut up now, nyo. (See Digi-Charat for more information, nyo.) 4. You think you're a ninja like Naruto and follow the way of the Narutard. 5. After getting hit by a girl in a Vespa you think robots will start coming out of your head. (See FLCL) 6. When you complain about the Cardcaptors dub. (Wait... you don't need to be an anime fan to do that. ) The real 6. You believe that you can punch someone into the wall and they will be just fine. (Too many anime do this.) 7. When you start saying stuff that is improper to the English language itself (ie. Using Engrish.) 8. When you throw a ball and say, "Pikachu, I choose you!" or use a different Pokemon instead of Pikachu. 9. When you play Yu-Gi-Oh! like the people on the show (it's a new level or Dorkdom.) 10. When you make a manga of your own. 11. You have a fetish for an anime charater (like treating him/her like their your God and they have power over your soul). 12. You listen to anime music than any other kind of music. 13. You believe by having 7 balls each with a diferent number of starts, you can get a wish granted by a Dragon (Like in Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT.) 14. When you see Shimigami and they tell you that you will die in a year. (Full Moon wo Sagashite) 15. When you think your five teachers will become your "mamas" (Happy Lesson, anyone?) 16. You think you will be the hero of our planet just because you have spiky hair. (Too many frikkin' examples. Just choose one for yourself.) 17. You not only cosplay as a catgirl, but you think you are a catgirl and you will end your sentences with "nya", nya. You're cute looking nya. Also sometimes you don't end your sentences with "nya", nya. That's only during serious situations, nya. (Many anime do this, nya. Find one for yourself, nya.) 18. You become a maniac and nam yourself Violence Jack. Violence because you're violent, and Jack because you have a jack knife. (Found in Violence Jack.) 19. You think you're Astro Boy and you try to fly by jumping off a building while playing the Astro Boy theme song. 20. You follow the seeming logic of AzuDai. The bigger your boobs, the more athletic you are (I'm sorry, but if you've read it a lot like me you're bound to notice that.) Not applied to teachers. (see Azumanga Daioh.) 21. You wish you had Sakua as a sister. (Cardcaptors Sakura.) Spoiler for Comic Party: 22. You angst over a fancomic you've made. 23.Whn you watch anime in Japanese without using subtitles on your first time watching the episode. 24. You find yourself drawing nothing but chibis (you can't even write words anymore.) 25. You watch a 48 hour marathon of anime. Wow. Twenty-five examples. Too bad it will be harder for you to think of others now.

2004-10-17, 09:19	Link #20
StriderA Watashi wa Kuragari desu. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Born: SLC, Utah; Stationed: Pope AFB, NC Age: 45	It's all sad because it's true... Good list btw.