After class, Haruki dragged me off to the clubroom and sat me down at the table before anyone else even got there. Wait, since when is Nagato not already waiting for the rest of us to arrive?
Gradually, the rest of the SOS-dan trickles into the room. Nagato's expression was unreadable as usual, and he immediately seized a book and started reading. Itsuko smiled impishly when she saw Haruki abusing my hair, and set up a go board. When Asahina-sempai came in and just stood there looking dumbfounded, she gently guided him to the seat opposite hers and asked him to play against her.
Hey, I'll play you! Right here! Just tag me out of this situation first, will you?
...
No? Great. That's just super, really.
Haruki kept tugging and twisting on my hair, the others kept doing nothing to alleviate my suffering. The only noises were the clicking of game pieces on the go board, the soft rustling of book pages, and Haruki muttering about ways he could ‘improve my new look’.
It was pretty warm, and I was bored out of my mind. Hey, Haruki. Don’t you know a proper hairdresser is supposed to talk to their customer a little? Then again, you probably cut your own hair, don’t you? My eyelids started to droop, and Haruki chastised me several times about nodding my head when he wanted me to keep it still.
I nodded off. And found myself back on stage. To my left, I saw Itsuko, dressed like a ballet dancer. Her lips were curved in a Mona Lisa smile, her eyes were closed, and she seemed to be asleep despite the fact that she was slowly, gracefully turning pirouettes. To my right, I saw Nagato, though I could only recognize him by his posture and his stillness. He was wearing full body armour, like the samurai of old. He was holding a halberd with both ends, as if he were guarding something.
In front of me, there were the seats for the audience. There were more people out there now. I could dimly see there were men and women, and I could hear them munching on popcorn and slurping sodas. Quite a few of the men wore black three-piece suits, or so they looked at the time, though kimonos were also in plentiful supply among the audience. Rather disturbingly, I also spotted a handful of tiger skin loincloths and wraps.
“Um,” I said, and flinched at the sound of my own voice, which drowned out the noises of contented snacking. I tried again: “Uh, please be patient. I still have two more days before Sunday, and I, uh, I want to make this a great performance. So … please bear with us and we’ll … we’ll do our best.”
A single pair of hands started to applaud as soon as I stopped talking. Other hands picked it up; I could see them moving, fluttering like captive birds. The noise rose to fill the whole dream theatre, then rose until I was sure it should break the room open. And then it grew even louder, bringing me screaming to my knees with my hands pressed against my ears. Louder, making my eyeballs throb and my eardrums pop. I could feel blood running over my hands, couldn’t hear myself scream anymore. Nagato shattered and burst into fragments like a broken vase. Itsuko leaped up high and erupted into a cloud of blood. I woke up screaming.
“Kyon! Kyon, calm down!”
There were hands on my shoulders, holding me up though my legs seemed to have turned into rubber. The next moment, there were arms around me and someone was holding me. Voices rose in a babble that I couldn’t make sense of. For a moment, I thought I was actually in the theatre, and I went rigid with terror.
“Calm down, calm down,” someone whispered in my ear. “You’re okay, it was just a bad dream.”
Wait. Whoa. Okay. I’m not dreaming. So who is holding me?
“Kyon-chan, are you alright?” I heard Asahina-sempai ask. I could practically see him wringing his hands.
I’m feeling fine, even if my nap wasn’t all that restful. Just need to pry my eyes open. Alright, this is not much of an improvement. Haruki, you have a stain on your collar that needs to be cleaned.
“Oh, do I?” Haruki asked, releasing me enough so he could look down at his shirt. “Huh. Guess I’ll throw it in the laundry tonight. So, what happened?”
“Bad dream,” I replied curtly. “Don’t worry about it, I’ve been having them for the past few days – ulp!”
What’s with you hugging me again? Let go, you lummox!
“Hey, if you’re not sleeping right, you should’ve told me,” Haruki chided me. “I would’ve given you a scalp massage while I was at it.”
“Per – perhaps I could make you some nice, soothing tea?” Asahina-sempai suggested shyly.
“All fine suggestions,” Itsuko said, “but perhaps we should start by giving her some space and a chair …?”
Apparently I’d suddenly screamed, then jumped off my chair, overturning it, and then started to fall. Haruki caught me before I hit the floor. You have my appreciation. Now let go, please?
A few minutes later, I was sitting in a new chair, with a cup of Asahina-san’s fragrant tea in front of me. For some inscrutable reason, Itsuko’s cardigan was wrapped around my shoulders like a shawl. Why do you even bother to bring that thing to school when it’s this warm? For even more inscrutable reasons, Haruki was massaging my head. I must admit that it didn’t feel unpleasant, but I wasn’t completely sure how I felt about it.
“Just relax and let me work,” Haruki boasted. “When I’m done, you’ll sleep like a baby, with no more nightmares for the rest of your life. You have my personal money-back guarantee! In fact, someone may have to carry you home after I’ve finished. Mitsuuru, I volunteer you for that task. If you’re a man, you should be able to carry a woman for a city block or two.”
I would be more impressed if I were paying you. Then again, if I were paying you, I’d probably lose a bundle. Where do you learn this stuff, anyway?
“This is very good tea,” Itsuko complimented Asahina-sempai’s fragrant donation to my night’s rest. “But I think it would be even better with some … cookies, perhaps?”
“Mitsuuru, you got any?” Haruki demanded. “No, never mind. I’ll go raid the cooking club. Hang tight!” He patted me on the head and bolted out the door.
Hm. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m kind of sorry that the massage ended so soon. Isn’t it odd how you sometimes don’t notice all the little tensions and things until they go away?
Itsuko sat down opposite me, and watched me over her steepled fingers. “What just happened?” she asked me, her smile a small thing, lost amid the seriousness on the rest of her face.
“I had a bad dream,” I protested, starting to untangle myself from the cardigan wrapped around my shoulders. “That’s all. Like I told Haruki, I’ve been having them for the past few days.”
“Please drink your tea,” Asahina-sempai encouraged me. “It’s a family recipe, guaranteed to give you a good night’s rest.”
So this is a recipe from the future? Fascinating. If I were more of a tea aficionado, this would probably be the highlight of the year. As I am ‘merely’ an admirer of the culinary creations of one Asahina Mitsuuru, I can only sigh in contentment as I savoured the fragrant fumes rising from my cup. Or I could, until a hand suddenly snatched away my cup.
“Wh – what are you doing?” Asahina-san spluttered, looking somewhere halfway between outraged and shocked.
Nagato did not reply, but sipped from my cup. He paused for a few seconds, then returned the cup to me. “Beverage analyzed,” was all he would say.
“Nagato,” I protested, “you don’t think that Asahina-san would do anything to hurt me? I mean, come on! It’s Asahina-san!”
“…”
Nagato just looked at me, saying nothing.
“Nagato-san is concerned,” Itsuko stated the obvious. “We are all concerned. So please tell the truth. What just happened? And hurry, before Suzumiya-san returns.”
Reluctantly, I told them the contents of my dream. Asahina-san’s eyes widened, but he responded with aplomb: “Well, that certainly sounds like a scary dream, but at least it was nothing more than that. A dream.”
“I am afraid I must disagree with you, Asahina-san,” Itsuko said, her smile still lost and alone in a harsh, harsh world. Behind her eyes, I could practically see the wheels turning. “I think we should all assist you in getting the ritual ready,” she told me. “Post haste.”
Thank you for your consideration. You already agreed to help me, however.
“And I stand by my offer, of course,” Itsuko said, waving my comment away. “However, you need to gather more people than just I. I believe we should accelerate the selection process.”
Hold on, just because I’m having scary dreams doesn’t mean you can just step in and –
“Yes, it does,” Itsuko contradicted me – and suddenly smiled again. “Because we are all in trouble if Makuro-san decides to abandon her post. And of course we would all miss you if you were devoured in your sleep. At least one hopes Makuro-san would be kind enough to kill you in your sleep, rather than having you go through the devouring process awake.”
“Um, this is really very silly,” Asahina-san weakly protested. “Performing some fairytale song and dance is not going to actually change anything …”
“Asahina-sempai, I value your input,” Itsuko told Asahina-san gravely, “but in this case, I must be adamant. You can not persuade me. Rather, I would like to make use of your connections.”
Asahina-san’s eyes fairly bulged, and he glanced hurriedly between Nagato and Koizumi. “Um, I, no,” he stammered. “I was already scolded for agreeing to Nagato-san’s request – I mean – I can not make contact with the future for you, Koizumi-chan, I –”
“It is a contemporary contact of yours that I wish to tap, Asahina-san,” Itsuko said, waving away our diminutive sempai’s objections. “To be specific, I would like to have you invite Tsuruya-san to the cafeteria after school tomorrow, so we can talk to him.”
She flashed me a brilliant smile. “One of the requirements is someone who can stand in for a priest, correct? Tsuruya-san is a well-educated, well-bred young man, I am sure he can perform the part required with consummate skill.”
You’re determined to take over the preparations of the ritual, just because I had a nightmare?
“Before, we had to contend with just two Oni,” Itsuko replied, “and we barely made it out alive because one of them was insane and open to the idea of bargaining to feed her addiction. If your dream is even a shadow of the truth, the upcoming events are drawing the attention of numerous Oni, and they are growing impatient waiting for the performance. Given these circumstances, I feel we should make all possible haste. Nagato-san, do you concur?”
“Agreed,” Nagato replied, fixing me with an expressionless stare.
“Wait minute, guys,” I protested weakly. “I can take care of this …”
“Have you already secured the two other female roles?” Itsuko demanded.
Well, those were never really in question. I mean, who else was I going to talk to?
“But have you thought of a plausible excuse to give to them yet?” Itsuko demanded. “I did not think so. For someone who should be perfectly well aware of the possible consequences of failure, you have been acting in a somewhat listless manner, which I find to be quite unlike you.”
Is this supposed to be a snipe at my personality? But no, I must concede your point. Why haven’t I been giving this more thought?
“Quite possibly the disturbance of your sleep has been preventing you from acting at your full potential,” Itsuko politely suggested.
I’d like to believe you, but I can’t let myself off the hook quite that easily. Very well, time to seize the reins of my fate once again. Determined, I seized my teacup and drained it in one gulp.
“The people I would like to ask to fill the last two female roles,” I announced, “will probably be willing to help out if we have a halfway likely story to tell them.”
“Tsuruya-san is an excellent choice to be the priest of this little play,” Itsuko said, smiling in a determined fashion as she leaned forward to stare me in the eye. “And he possesses a most agreeable nature, which makes him doubly excellent. No backtalk, please.”
Fine, no backtalk, but you? Back off. Your face is too close.
“The final part is also easy to fill,” I said. “Asahina-sempai, would you -?”
“Would I what?” Asahina-san asked, eyes wide as he looked between the other people in the room, clearly astonished. “What do you want me to do?”
“Would you,” Itsuko smoothly cut in, “prepare a special feast for the little festival we are to hold this coming Sunday? The festivities will be held on the roof of the Old Shack, which I believe fits all requirements that the ritual text describes for the final stage.”
“But … We’re really going to hold this silly fairytale ritual?” Asahina-san pleaded. “Please, can’t any of you see how childish this is?”
“You surprise me, Asahina-sempai,” Itsuko exclaimed, briskly clapping her hands together. “Have you never heard of psychosomatic phenomena? As long as our dear friend is, at one level or another, convinced that a fiendish creature will come and devour her if she does not perform this ceremony, she is in danger of her own mind killing her. If, however, we do this one simple thing, the enemy from within is defeated – at a very low cost, I might add. So, will you not assist us?”
“I … well,” Asahina-san stammered, glancing between Koizumi and me.
Maybe you doubt the effectiveness of a ritual to combat psychosomatic phenomena when said ritual is being discussed in the presence of the one supposedly suffering from said phenomena? Don’t worry about it, Asahina-sempai. Just go with the flow on this one.
“Well … I don’t mind cooking,” Asahina-san finally agreed.
“Excellent!” Itsuko enthused, and started to gently push Asahina-san to the door. “Now, will you please go and see what is taking Suzumiya-san? I am starting to get a bit peckish.”
Barely had she shoved the uncomfortable-looking sempai out the door, or Itsuko returned to face me.
“I do not think the Oni would be very amused by a participant who stopped halfway just to show us nothing bad can happen if you do not perform a ‘fairytale ritual’ to the letter, do you?” she asked me.
You … may be right. Still, he seemed perfect for the final part, the one of –
“I believe another candidate exists for that part,” Itsuko said, smiling at me like a fox which has just spotted a fat chicken going for a stroll through the deep, dark forest. “And of course I am sure we can count on Nagato-san to arrange privacy and security for the ritual?”
“Affirmative,” Nagato replied.
“Good, excellent,” Itsuko enthused, “then let us –”
“The Integrated Thought Data Entity now wishes for the Oni entities to be removed from the equation as well,” Nagato suddenly volunteered. “There is agreement.”
“Please forgive me,” Itsuko said after a moment’s hesitation, “if I tell you I find that ominous.”
Nagato blinked once, but did not comment.
I also didn’t comment. But I had to agree with Itsuko on this one. Far too many people are in agreement over this. I should have been taking this matter more seriously. And so help me, I am going to start taking it seriously right now.
I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and dialled a number. The phone rang a few times, then someone picked up.
“Taniguchi?” I said. “Yeah, it’s me. Listen, I need to talk to you and Kunikida about something. There’s a … play I’m putting together. I’d like the two of you to play two of the starring roles, how does that sound? Yes, Asahina-sempai is going to be there. It looks like Tsuruya-san might be there as well, and Nagato certainly will be. Great, when can we meet to talk about this? Yes. Yes, in an hour at my place will be just fine.”