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ALL HAIL SASUKE · 2006-03-18, 12:42

SAKURA=MMM (KISSING KONOHMARO) I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUTTER BALL

KONOHMARO=O SAKURA MMMMM

SAKURA=O KONOHARO TAKE ME NOW

(RIPING OFF SHIRT)
KONOHMARO=I LOVE U

SAKURA=O KONOHMARO U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A YOUNG BOY AGAIN

KONOHMARO= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Illuyankas · 2006-03-18, 13:24

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Originally Posted by dom33

i don't get it, can some one explain?

Gaara = Shinji. To some extent (whining). Ish.

full_metal_sousuke · 2006-03-18, 15:03

Gaara: This song is good. (listening to Sandman by Metallica)
Sasuke: Itachi, i love you bro.
Itachi: I need to take this fingernail paint off my nails
Sakura: OMFG naruto's yellow hair turns me on
Kakashi: Man this book sucks.
Tsunade: i quit gambeling
Itachi: (has a fishing rod) her fishy fishy fishy!
Kisame: Ooooh look at the worm (eats worm that is connected to itachi's fishing pole)

mechwar666 · 2006-03-18, 16:18

Itachi: Sasuke the reason i killed everyone in the family is because ...
Sasuke: YEA!!
Itachi: Because ...
Sasuke: SAY IT ALREADY!
Itachi: Momy and daddy molested me when I was small *curls into a ball and starts crying*
Sasuke: Oh come on, they did the same to me and you don't see me crying like a little bitch

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Itachi:

Sasuke: Here I will make all better now.
Itachi: I luv you little bro. *hug*
Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura:

mechwar666 · 2006-03-18, 16:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illuyankas

Gaara = Shinji. To some extent (whining). Ish.

Gaara = Asuka, after she goes mentally unstable

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Illuyankas · 2006-03-19, 11:59

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Originally Posted by mechwar666

Gaara = Asuka, after she goes mentally unstable

.

Hmm, obviously I can't tell the difference between 1 and 2 anymore...

Luminion Lancer · 2006-03-19, 23:10

Don't know if someone has something like this (I didn't read all the posts since this is a very long thread)

-Orochimaru: My stomach contains many things: My snakes, kusanagi, many forbidden scrolls, my replicas, and most recently Sasuke's virginity.

-Kyuubi: You know, being locked up in the boy's stomach is not so bad. It could have been worse, I could have been sealed inside his head. Ugh, the horror.

-Naruto: Don't make me angry you won't like me when I am angry! *Turns into the incredible Hulk instead of becoming Kyuubified* GRRRRRRR, Naruto SMASH!

-Spiderman: Behold my amazing ability to cling to any surface!
All ninja: Big deal. We've been able to do that since we were 10.

-Naruto: If we calculate the trajectory, then add in the weight of the kunai and carry the pi we will get the absolute 100% accuracy on the target. Simple math really.

naruto123 · 2006-03-19, 23:33

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Originally Posted by ALL HAIL SASUKE

SAKURA=MMM (KISSING KONOHMARO) I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUTTER BALL

KONOHMARO=O SAKURA MMMMM

SAKURA=O KONOHARO TAKE ME NOW

(RIPING OFF SHIRT)
KONOHMARO=I LOVE U

SAKURA=O KONOHMARO U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A YOUNG BOY AGAIN

KONOHMARO= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats from ratchet deadlocked but its still funny!

mechwar666 · 2006-03-20, 00:34

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Originally Posted by KatonMakai

-Kyuubi: You know, being locked up in the boy's stomach is not so bad. It could have been worse, I could have been sealed inside his head. Ugh, the horror.

What horror its empty up there

. He actually might have more space in his skull then in that bottomless pit of his stomach ... or maybe not.

Luminion Lancer · 2006-03-20, 07:50

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Originally Posted by mechwar666

What horror its empty up there

. He actually might have more space in his skull then in that bottomless pit of his stomach ... or maybe not.

I was refering to Naruto's one track mind. Wouldn't you go crazy if you constantly kept hearing the word RAMENxinfinity?

ALL HAIL SASUKE · 2006-03-20, 11:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by naruto123

Thats from ratchet deadlocked but its still funny!

YEAH ITS TRUE BUT ITS FUNNY WHAT ARE THEY GONA DO SUE ME LOL

mechwar666 · 2006-03-20, 12:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by KatonMakai

I was refering to Naruto's one track mind. Wouldn't you go crazy if you constantly kept hearing the word RAMENxinfinity?

Maybe it would of been good therapy for kyubi? from an angry 9 tailed fox to a ramen loving fox. ..

Naruto: Iruka sensei thanks for the ramen.
Iruka: No problem Naruto.
Kyubi: Ramen! Ramen! Ramen! Ramen!

Luminion Lancer · 2006-03-22, 23:24

Sasuke: You're never gonna beat me Naruto.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun you're so cool.
Naruto: GRRRRR, I'll show you! Kichynouse: Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush.
Sasuke: And what are they supposed to do?
*All 3 presidents pull out a cell phone: Hello U.S military? Yeah there's a little bug that needs eradicating. Waste him!*
Sasuke is then bombarded with a whole shitload of missles, A-bombs, and banana cream pies for good measure. By sheer miracle no one but Sasuke got hit by the assault.
Kakashi: Naruto, wasn't that Overkill.
Naruto: Nah, I'd say that its "Just-enough-kill".

mechwar666 · 2006-03-23, 00:09

Naruto: I am the greatest hokage.
Kyubi: Yes Naruto you are the greatest
Hinata: Yes Naruto you are the greatest
Sasuke: Yes Naruto you are the greatest
Kakashi: Yes naruto you are the greatest
Orochmaru: Yes Naruto you are the greatest
Alarm Clock: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

*Naruto wakes up*

Naruto: It was all a dream?

Konoha: ALL HAIL NARUTO!!!

Qwazar · 2006-03-24, 09:20

Konohamaru: This is Orochimaru. He's an evil villian. He can destroy most hidden villages in matter of minutes. But can he tell why does kids love cini-minis?

3rd:I AM NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEAS I SINK SHIPS AND SUMMON STORMS!
Neptune: No you're not, I am, and you dont know anything about my job.

Lee- Screw training I'm off to eat.
Choji:Screw eating, I'm off to train

Orochimaru: Darn small girls, small boys, all the same, young women, old woman, the same, i wonder how would it feel with kyuubi...

Naruto-So I am the Hokage. 1st Thing to do... hmm... (gets a speaker) TONIGHT AT EIGHT ALL THIS VILLAGE PEOPLE HAVE TO FIGHT UNTILL ONLY ONE IS ALIVE!

Sakura- Yay I won!

**monir** · 2006-05-17, 22:43

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yamikage · 2006-05-18, 09:11

Ahhh, those bring back good old memories.

Thanks, monir.

mechwar666 · 2006-05-18, 09:36

Only one word can explain watching all of these ... ROFLMAO!

kaori_da_sue · 2006-05-25, 14:02

One thing rock lee would never say (and do!) is

ROCK LEE- Gai-sensei I hate you! (hits gai sensei) I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID OUTFIT, YOUR STUPID HAIR, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR STUPID JUTSUS!!!!!! (cuts his hair right in front of gai sensei and then goes home and changes his clothes, also he pluckes his eye-brows)

Then there is what Gaara would never say:

Gaara- Let the world be full of peace! Let there be no more wars! I love people! I love life!(gets hit by a rock)

And finally what would never happen-

Naruto- (does sexy jutsu)

sakura-(nosebleeds)

SO! That's all i have and srry if they suck!

yamikage · 2006-06-26, 11:01

By the power of Orochimaru's necromancy, I present to you:
Shonen Jump's New Icon:

Spoiler for manga spoilers:

That should add fuel to the flaming Ninja vs. Pirate debate.

2006-03-18, 15:03	Link #3003
full_metal_sousuke Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 35	Gaara: This song is good. (listening to Sandman by Metallica) Sasuke: Itachi, i love you bro. Itachi: I need to take this fingernail paint off my nails Sakura: OMFG naruto's yellow hair turns me on Kakashi: Man this book sucks. Tsunade: i quit gambeling Itachi: (has a fishing rod) her fishy fishy fishy! Kisame: Ooooh look at the worm (eats worm that is connected to itachi's fishing pole) __________________

2006-03-22, 23:24	Link #3013
Luminion Lancer Time-diver Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location is all relative.	Sasuke: You're never gonna beat me Naruto. Sakura: Sasuke-kun you're so cool. Naruto: GRRRRR, I'll show you! Kichynouse: Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush. Sasuke: And what are they supposed to do? All 3 presidents pull out a cell phone: Hello U.S military? Yeah there's a little bug that needs eradicating. Waste him! Sasuke is then bombarded with a whole shitload of missles, A-bombs, and banana cream pies for good measure. By sheer miracle no one but Sasuke got hit by the assault. Kakashi: Naruto, wasn't that Overkill. Naruto: Nah, I'd say that its "Just-enough-kill". __________________ -When all else fails, ram them with a force of an 18-wheeler.

2006-05-25, 14:02	Link #3019
kaori_da_sue hehehe.... Join Date: Feb 2006	One thing rock lee would never say (and do!) is ROCK LEE- Gai-sensei I hate you! (hits gai sensei) I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID OUTFIT, YOUR STUPID HAIR, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR STUPID JUTSUS!!!!!! (cuts his hair right in front of gai sensei and then goes home and changes his clothes, also he pluckes his eye-brows) Then there is what Gaara would never say: Gaara- Let the world be full of peace! Let there be no more wars! I love people! I love life!(gets hit by a rock) And finally what would never happen- Naruto- (does sexy jutsu) sakura-(nosebleeds) SO! That's all i have and srry if they suck! Last edited by kaori_da_sue; 2006-05-25 at 14:19.

2006-03-18, 12:42	Link #3001
ALL HAIL SASUKE Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: THE DARKEST CORNER IN YOUR MIND Age: 31	SAKURA=MMM (KISSING KONOHMARO) I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUTTER BALL KONOHMARO=O SAKURA MMMMM SAKURA=O KONOHARO TAKE ME NOW (RIPING OFF SHIRT) KONOHMARO=I LOVE U SAKURA=O KONOHMARO U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A YOUNG BOY AGAIN KONOHMARO= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2006-03-18, 16:18	Link #3004
mechwar666 Mech Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: somewhere	Itachi: Sasuke the reason i killed everyone in the family is because ... Sasuke: YEA!! Itachi: Because ... Sasuke: SAY IT ALREADY! Itachi: Momy and daddy molested me when I was small curls into a ball and starts crying Sasuke: Oh come on, they did the same to me and you don't see me crying like a little bitch . Itachi: Sasuke: Here I will make all better now. Itachi: I luv you little bro. hug Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura:

2006-03-19, 23:10	Link #3007
Luminion Lancer Time-diver Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location is all relative.	Don't know if someone has something like this (I didn't read all the posts since this is a very long thread) -Orochimaru: My stomach contains many things: My snakes, kusanagi, many forbidden scrolls, my replicas, and most recently Sasuke's virginity. -Kyuubi: You know, being locked up in the boy's stomach is not so bad. It could have been worse, I could have been sealed inside his head. Ugh, the horror. -Naruto: Don't make me angry you won't like me when I am angry! Turns into the incredible Hulk instead of becoming Kyuubified GRRRRRRR, Naruto SMASH! -Spiderman: Behold my amazing ability to cling to any surface! All ninja: Big deal. We've been able to do that since we were 10. -Naruto: If we calculate the trajectory, then add in the weight of the kunai and carry the pi we will get the absolute 100% accuracy on the target. Simple math really.

2006-03-23, 00:09	Link #3014
mechwar666 Mech Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: somewhere	Naruto: I am the greatest hokage. Kyubi: Yes Naruto you are the greatest Hinata: Yes Naruto you are the greatest Sasuke: Yes Naruto you are the greatest Kakashi: Yes naruto you are the greatest Orochmaru: Yes Naruto you are the greatest Alarm Clock: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Naruto wakes up Naruto: It was all a dream? Konoha: ALL HAIL NARUTO!!!

2006-03-24, 09:20	Link #3015
Qwazar Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Wherever life takes me.	Konohamaru: This is Orochimaru. He's an evil villian. He can destroy most hidden villages in matter of minutes. But can he tell why does kids love cini-minis? 3rd:I AM NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEAS I SINK SHIPS AND SUMMON STORMS! Neptune: No you're not, I am, and you dont know anything about my job. Lee- Screw training I'm off to eat. Choji:Screw eating, I'm off to train Orochimaru: Darn small girls, small boys, all the same, young women, old woman, the same, i wonder how would it feel with kyuubi... Naruto-So I am the Hokage. 1st Thing to do... hmm... (gets a speaker) TONIGHT AT EIGHT ALL THIS VILLAGE PEOPLE HAVE TO FIGHT UNTILL ONLY ONE IS ALIVE! Sakura- Yay I won!

2006-05-18, 09:11	Link #3017
yamikage Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: nowhere...	Ahhh, those bring back good old memories. Thanks, monir.

2006-05-18, 09:36	Link #3018
mechwar666 Mech Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: somewhere	Only one word can explain watching all of these ... ROFLMAO!

2006-06-26, 11:01	Link #3020
yamikage Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: nowhere...	By the power of Orochimaru's necromancy, I present to you: Shonen Jump's New Icon: Spoiler for manga spoilers: That should add fuel to the flaming Ninja vs. Pirate debate.